Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

The NBA regular season has just begun, but the WNBA playoffs have already entered a white-hot stage.

Attendance for today's Phoenix Mercury game hit a season high.

But in fact, most fans don’t buy tickets to watch women play basketball.

No one really likes watching women play basketball, right? What ball are you watching and you don’t have any idea?

Today, the reason why fans came to support the Mercury is actually to see that man.

"Ah, this. This is not good~" Li Ang blushed and stood at the door of the Mercury team's locker room.

"What's so surprising about that? If you could go in and motivate the girls, they would definitely be very excited today. After all, you are now the hero of Phoenix!" Mercury head coach Paul Westhead patted Leon's hand. Shoulder.

Then pushed him to the locker room.

Li Ang looked at the locker room door and swallowed.

Damn it.

People say that this girl's boudoir is not allowed to be entered indiscriminately.

So now you are asking me to enter the boudoir of a bunch of girls?

this.

Then I’d rather be respectful than obey~

Li Ang said in his heart that it was not good, and knocked on the door of the locker room.

After obtaining permission, Li Ang pushed the door open.

At that moment, all the Mercury players were stunned. The next second, screams came from the locker room.

"Oh my god, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him! Our hero, Li Ang-chan!"

"It's him, it's him, it's him, it's him! Young hero, Li Ang-chan!"

With a burst of screaming, the girls from the Mercury team rushed up to hug Li Ang.

This was the first time in his life that Li Ang experienced the feeling of being surrounded by a group of girls.

Since Li Ang scored 41 points in a single game to reverse the Lakers in the last game, Li Ang's reputation in Phoenix has become extremely high.

There is no way, Li Ang doesn't know how badly the Suns were tortured by the Lakers before he came.

Whether led by Kidd or Marbury, the Suns are no match for the Lakers.

Who can stand it if we meet four times a year and get abused every time?

But this season, facing the more powerful Lakers, Li Ang helped the Suns avenge their shame at home.

Li Ang made the Phoenix fans stand up.

If we say before this game, Li Ang was only very popular in Phoenix. So after this game, Li Ang will be admired by thousands of people in Phoenix City.

Another thing is that the Suns were previously full of people with flawed looks like Marion and Marbury.

Now a guy who is handsome and can play suddenly comes. How can Suns fans not like him?

Especially compared to Marion, Li Ang is so eye-catching.

So today, Li Ang, a national idol, was invited to the WNBA arena to kick off the playoffs as a special guest.

Li Ang never expected that just by kicking off a ball, he would indirectly stimulate ticket sales for this game.

This is probably what is called traffic responsibility.

What Li Ang didn't expect was that even the team members would be so excited to see him.

The girls gathered around Li Ang and frantically took photos with him.

Then, Li Ang was pulled into the locker room by a group of team members. When they were done, they closed the door with a bang and locked it.

Head coach Paul Westhead stood there, his mouth twitching: "No. I haven't gone in yet! Hey! Open the door!"

When Westhead was put in, he found that his girls were full of fighting spirit, eager to go out and tear their opponents apart.

It seems that the chicken soup cooked by Li Ang is not only effective for men, but also for women.

In the following game, the Mercury team really fought hard, winning the game with three strikes, five strikes, and two strikes.

After the game, Westhead triumphantly prepared to be interviewed by reporters.

But he found that the reporters had all gone to watch Li Ang in the audience.

"Li, what did you say to them before the game? It made them feel like they were reborn today?"

"Who do you think performed the best today? Who carried out your arrangements completely?"

Li Ang didn't answer, just smiled awkwardly in front of the camera.

no

I'm not the head coach, the head coach is over there!

I just made some earthy chicken soup, and I never knew it would be so useful.

There is no way, what idols say is always full of power.

If a normal person told you, "Have you ever seen Los Angeles at four in the morning?"

You might think that he is a psychopath. If you have insomnia, can you just take some medicine?

But if these words came from Kobe's mouth, the feeling would be different.

Li Ang is now completely popular in Phoenix City. To be honest, it is normal for Li Ang to be very popular in Phoenix City.

But what Li Ang never expected was that a 41-point reversal would allow Li Ang to become a Lakers star.

In order to express their love for Li Ang, Lakers fans specially gave Li Ang a very loving American name-Fake Liang.

Just like New York legend Miller, who is affectionately called Fake Reggie by New York fans.

The day after the game, many Los Angeles media went to the block to interview Lakers fans and asked them what they thought of the Lakers' first loss of the season in F4.

As soon as they see the camera, the Los Angeles fans will shout Le Ang's name crazily: "Fake Le Ang! Fake Le Ang!"

What is this if not a Lakers legend?

Even Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Magic, Kobe and O'Neal couldn't make Lakers fans so excited.

Let's put it this way, Lakers fans are dreaming about Li Ang these days.

They all want to kill Li Ang.

Li Ang's wave is really two-fold.

One game made him an icon in two places.

In addition to kicking off the WNBA, Li Ang has also done a lot of things these days.

For example, go on a talk show.

For example, be in a fashion magazine.

Seeing that Li Ang was actually working with other female models, KK decided to temporarily come to Phoenix to stay for a few days.

That night she put on her battle uniform and locked Li Ang in the room.

Make him exhausted first, and he won't have the energy to think wrongly!

Roll them up, roll them up to death!

Seeing that Li Ang's off-court life was so rich during this period, many Los Angeles media were deliberately sarcastic.

"I know a lot of great players and they've been ruined like this."

"Arizona is not like the boring Detroit. Here, Leon has found the long-lost feeling of being under the spotlight. But this colorful world is also very likely to make this rising star get lost."

Indeed, in Phoenix, Leon's business activities and off-field life are much richer than in Detroit.

In Detroit, my brother always said the same thing every time he called: "Let's go, why don't we go to health care?"

Does this brother like health care? No, that’s all there is to entertainment in Detroit!

Local TV stations cannot afford to hire NBA stars to do programs.

But it's different in Phoenix, although it's not as good as Los Angeles or New York. But compared with Detroit, it is indeed economically developed and has a large population.

Finally, the time came to November 5th. Four days after the Lakers battle, the Suns ushered in their fourth game of the season.

Today, the Suns will face the Jazz at home.

Although it was at home, before the game started, Li Ang found that there were still many Los Angeles media gathered here today.

Have you really become a Lakers star? Reporters in Los Angeles began to follow and report on him throughout the whole process.

The purpose of the Los Angeles media here is actually very simple, that is, to try their best to embarrass Li Ang: "Li, how many hours have you trained in the past few days? Is it one hour in total?"

Faced with this deliberate problem, Li Ang was not angry, but smiled: "Anyway, I have more training time than Shaq."

"Ah, do you think, with your current condition, you can still successfully win today's game?"

"Today's game? No, no, no. We not only have to win today's game, I even think we may have a winning streak."

Li Ang looked at the reporter confidently and was not stumped by his question at all.

Most people don't dare to answer the question "can they win?"

After all, anything can happen in competitive sports. If this were slapped in the face, it would be very painful.

But again, if your answer is not confident enough, the media will portray you as a softie.

They will say that you have a guilty conscience and that your life off the court has indeed affected your state.

Rather than letting the Los Angeles media, who like to make up stories, throw shade, Leon would rather take the first route.

As for whether he will be slapped in the face, Li Ang thinks it will not happen.

Because in the past few games, the Suns' opponents are actually not strong.

Today we play the Jazz, but after Malone and Stockton left, the Jazz are no longer the all-powerful Jazz in the 1990s.

Kirilenko is indeed very strong, but he is not the kind of person who can lead the team to win.

In the next game against the Grizzlies, Li Ang thinks it won't be a big problem.

Historically, this season's Grizzlies, under the leadership of coach Hubie Brown, achieved 50 wins and entered the playoffs as sixth in the Western Conference.

But for a team that has struggled to win in the playoffs year after year, Li Ang thinks it shouldn't be too difficult to deal with.

Going forward, the Warriors, Hawks, and Mosaic are all lottery teams, so let’s not mention them.

In these games, as long as the Suns perform normally, it won't be difficult to win.

That's why Li Ang expressed it so boldly. The Suns not only want to win, but also want to win consecutively!

The Los Angeles media left with satisfaction, thinking that they had obtained the leverage to slap Li Ang in the face.

Once Li Ang loses, if he repeats what Li Ang said today, it will be a slap in the face.

At the same time, Lakers fans are also looking forward to the early overturn of solar energy.

After the last game, the Suns broke the Lakers' undefeated streak and became the only team in the league that has not yet lost.

Lakers fans wished that the Sun would quickly roll over and come down to accompany them.

Today's game against the Jazz, in the eyes of many Lakers fans, is the first step in the Suns' overturn!

Don't tell me, today's game is really more thrilling than Li Ang imagined.

I don't know if O'Neal Jr. has still recovered from the nervousness of the last game. Today, he was very strong on the offensive end, making only 4 of 13 shots in the game.

During the halftime break, Li Ang originally wanted to comfort O'Neal.

As a result, when I got closer to Li Ang, I heard the beep saying to himself: "It's over, it's over, the last time I hugged Li Ang, the feeling was really contagious!"

Good guy, Li Ang called him good guy after hearing this.

Can this also throw me off?

Li Ang's scoring performance today was also relatively average, scoring only 21 points.

Of course, 21 points is not low. Push the time forward one or two years, let alone 21 points, even 15 points, which is not low for Li Ang.

But compared with the 41 points in the previous game, it does seem a bit mediocre.

Kirilenko's defense is not limited. He stopped attacking today and just stared at Li Ang.

Facing a defender like Kirilenko, it is almost impossible for you to play an efficient and large-scale offense.

Fortunately, today's singles kings Johnson and Stoudemire stepped forward.

After O'Neal stalled, Johnson became the Suns' second offensive point with the ball today.

He used his superb singles skills to beat DeShawn Stephenson into confusion.

People were surprised to find that this guy who averaged only 9 points per game last season could be so strong.

Xiao Si also ate cakes until he vomited today.

Kirilenko defended Li Ang, and Ostertag defended Xiao Ao. Therefore, the only person facing Stoudemire is the white shooter Halprin.

Although Halprin has a tough style, his height, wingspan and athletic ability lag behind Stoudemire.

Coupled with the help of Nash, Stoudemire had a great dunk today.

You can blacklist Stoudemire and not defend, but Stoudemire's offense is indeed very strong.

After all, it was the offensive ability at his peak that made Deng Deng's head spin. After all, he was the man who made Marbury pass the ball to him when he dunked on Olowokandi last season.

Today, Stoudemire can be said to have gone crazy.

In the past three games, he was just a tool with no emotion, and he didn't even have a line.

And today, he finally felt proud.

Needless to say, Halprin of the Jazz is indeed tough. Despite his huge athletic ability and height advantage, he tried to confront Stoudemire many times.

So in the second quarter, tragedy still happened.

It was a fast break. After Li Ang beat Kirilenko, the basketball just flew into Nash's hands.

Nash took the ball and pushed forward, and Stoudemire quickly followed up.

As a pass, Nash hit the ball covered in his own saliva to Stoudemire.

At this time, Halprin just arrived at the basket. When he saw Stoudemire taking off for a dunk, he not only refused to hide, but also blocked it head-on.

Needless to say, the result was that Harprin was dunked in front of Stoudemire. He was determined to be one of the top five players today.

I don’t know why, but after seeing Stoudemire’s successful dunk, Yu Jia’s voice from tomorrow’s CCTV5 noon sports news came to Li Ang’s mind:

"Today's top five shots are ranked first. Watch Nash go through the motions and the little bully smashes Huashan!"

He is worthy of being Huashan’s lifelong enemy, worthy of being a man on the blacklist of Huashan Tourism Administration.

Just chop Huashan every day.

Why don't you call me Stoudemire? Call her Agarwood.

Today, the Suns have shown that both men and women are showing off, and only Ou is playing the iron.

In the end, the Suns still defeated the Jazz 121-85 at home, winning four consecutive games and still maintaining their undefeated status.

Today, four Suns players scored 20 points. Stoudemire finally found a soft persimmon and directly chose to crush it, scoring 33 points.

Johnson scored 23 points, Nash scored 21 points, and Li Ang scored 21 points.

This is the Sun, this is the seven-second offense.

Under this system, it would be embarrassing for anyone in the starting five to not reach 20 points.

Xiao Ao covered his ears: "Don't talk anymore, don't talk anymore!"

Of course, as a qualified leader, Li Ang also comforted Xiao Ao after the game.

"Brother Diao, don't be sad. No one in our team thinks that you are in a bad state. They just simply think that you are not capable~"

"Li Ang, you are victorious!"

At the beginning, Li Ang still wanted to conquer Xiao Ao.

But now, Li Ang doesn't want to think about it anymore.

Isn't playing with him more interesting than conquering him?

A big victory made the Los Angeles media so angry that they didn't know what to do.

How could the Sun win again? And he won so much.

Therefore, the people of Los Angeles pinned their hopes on the Grizzlies in the next game.

The Jazz this season are positioned as a lottery team. What's the point of winning against them?

Damn, you, Li Ang, also killed the Grizzlies who were aiming for the playoffs in back-to-back games?

I bet you can't shoot the bullet the next day!

Indeed, the Grizzlies are much better than the Jazz.

Gasol, Mike Miller, James Posey and Battier are all powerful players.

But Li Ang doesn't think that a team on the edge of the playoffs can be compared with the Suns.

The next day, the Suns flew to the Big Cotton Field to prepare for back-to-back games with the Grizzlies.

Before the game started, everyone was looking forward to a wonderful showdown between Stromaier Swift and Li Ang.

This brutal power forward's 20+ performance in the first two games has made Memphis fans daydream.

They all felt that this guy had finally begun to realize his talents!

However, as the league's anti-counterfeiting king, Leon has proved to Memphis fans that Swift can only do so much, so don't expect any more from him!

Swift is the kind of player who lives in the highlights.

This dunk collection is called wonderful, and that is called explosive.

Most star highlights are deceptive. For example, if you search for Curry's highlights, you will mistakenly think that he is a three-point shooter, but in fact he is a dunker.

But Swift's highlights are different. He really only knows how to dunk, and is good for nothing except dunking.

Even if his technique is rough, the key point is that his basketball IQ is as low as one.

Tactical execution, skills and footwork at the basket, defensive choices, and positioning at the basket are all in a mess.

He is a true brutalist power forward, even his brain seems to be that of a beast, and he can only play dumbly.

It might be okay for him to bully a soft white power forward, or someone like Stoudemire whose defensive position is as crappy as his.

But today, when Swift met Li Ang, who was also very athletic, she instantly became incompetent.

Li Ang took the initiative to defend Swift. Since everyone wants to see the matchup between me and him so much, let's show it to everyone.

On the offensive end, Swift repeatedly tried to dunk Li Ang, but was knocked to the ground again and again by Li Ang.

It’s so funny, I remember when we, Lao Li, dunked on all the star centers in the league, you were still holding the stick with your hands!

Leon's toughness made Swift a little timid.

At first, I was really scared of being covered and didn’t want to give it away anymore. Swift is not as enthusiastic as his predecessor Raheem, who would treat anyone he caught to hot pot.

Secondly, it was really painful to be knocked to the floor by Li Anggai again and again!

Swift figured it out. To defeat a powerful enemy like Leon, you have to outwit him!

He suddenly felt that he had never been so smart in his life.

So during an offense in the third quarter, after Swift caught the basketball in the mid-range, he suddenly raised the basketball and seemed to be about to shoot.

Of course, Li Ang knew that there was no shooting, so he didn't jump at all, but just raised his hands habitually.

Give your opponent some respect.

Swift was secretly happy when she saw that Li Ang actually raised his arm to interfere with her.

Hahahaha, I am also a master at dazzling people!

Li Ang, you have been deceived!

This is not a shot, this is a fake shot and a real pass!

In the air, Swift used an extremely awkward posture to pass the ball to Gasol on the side.

But this pass was passable. Not only was it inaccurate, it could also be said that it was completely wrong.

The basketball is passed very hard, and maybe Swift hasn't figured out the difference between a dunk and a pass.

In addition, Gasol really didn't expect Swift to make a fake shot and pass the ball, so the ball hit Gasol hard in the face.

Li Ang was a little embarrassed when he saw it. This is not the same way I hit Olajuwon back then.

It turns out that we are the same kind.

Swift was chagrined, very chagrined.

But I'm not annoyed about his passing, I'm annoyed about why Gasol can't catch his ball.

It's not that I don't want to win, it's mainly that my teammates can't keep up with my abilities. What can I do?

Although this performance failed, Swift did not stop there.

Feeling as if he had an enlightenment, he decided to continue his performance.

Since then, Swift has contributed a series of famous scenes.

Including but not limited to: passing the ball to the fans and missing mid-range shots.

The most outrageous time was when Li Ang was shooting, because he was already behind him and could not block the shot. Therefore, the smart Swift came up with an idea and decided to touch Li Ang's butt with his hand to interfere with Li Ang's shooting.

I dare to ask, if not a very smart person, who can think of this kind of interference method?

Under Swift's series of performances, the Grizzlies fell further and further behind.

When people were expecting the Grizzlies to defeat the Suns, who could have imagined that the Grizzlies would be defeated by themselves first.

Swift's series of mentally retarded operations disrupted the Grizzlies' rhythm.

Swift didn't make the Suns cry, but instead made his teammates cry.

During the timeout, all the teammates were begging Swift: "Master, please stop using your magical powers. This game is not going to be played like this!"

But how could Swift give up so easily? You mortals must not understand what I am doing.

In the end, Swift led the Suns to a 122-84 victory over the Grizzlies, starting their fifth consecutive victory!

Li Ang did not go back on his word, and the Suns really went on a winning streak.

Under Swift's tough defense, Li Ang scored a game-high 35 points today.

Partnered with Nash, this scoring data really took off.

Xiao Ou also returned to form today and scored 22 points. Of course, he still didn't score as much as Li Ang.

But it doesn't matter to Xiao Ao. Although he is very arrogant and does not seem to recognize Li Ang as a leader on the surface, in fact, he already regards Li Ang as a big brother in his heart.

Some people are just like that, they are different from what they appear to be.

He said he was dissatisfied, but in fact he had already paid.

I say that I am serious, but in fact I have a bunch of pictures of young ladies on my phone.

After the game, Li Ang ridiculed the Los Angeles media: "Don't wait for me to overturn, let me put it this way, seven days a week, 24 hours a day, I do other things for 23 hours, and I can win every minute of the remaining time. "

Li Ang's words made the media in Los Angeles so angry that they didn't know how to vent.

Call him crazy, but he can really win.

Of course, what Li Ang said was just an exaggeration. In fact, in order to maintain his condition and to gain strength, Li Ang has been training very hard.

The Suns have started their five-game winning streak, and everyone in Los Angeles is waiting for Lee to overturn.

As a result, the Suns' winning streak actually continued.

Moreover, this score is getting more and more strange.

I have a fever today, so the update is a little late, and it will be in the afternoon.