Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

Among the three opening games of the new season, the results of the Suns and Lakers were undoubtedly the most unexpected.

This Li Ang can always come up with new ways to torture snakes.

To Suns fans and Chinese fans, this is a new way of torturing snakes.

But to Lakers fans, this is pure fraud.

It was promised that the Year of the Tiger would stimulate a couple's dance, but when I clicked on it, I saw two doll tigers dancing.

The promised game was exciting and suspenseful, but when I clicked in, I saw that the Lakers lost by almost 20 points.

Moreover, the Suns took complete control of the game almost from the beginning of the first quarter.

In other words, Lakers fans did not enjoy this process at all, they just suffered.

Everyone is watching the game, but in the end they are just enjoying the sun. How can Lakers fans stand it?

This is not a matter of refund or not. Lakers fans feel that Stern will have to bear the mental damages.

Which Lakers fan doesn't have high blood pressure watching this game?

Stern said that's enough for you, do you think my blood pressure isn't high? My blood pressure soared to 250 yesterday!

Yao Ming is not as tall as me!

Stern really obeyed and tried to punish others, but others mistakenly thought he was helping him.

How many failures would it take to make others feel this way?

This is like a boxing match. You punch your opponent. Not only is your opponent not hurt, but he even calls you to try harder.

It's simply extremely humiliating.

After this battle, Li Ang's nickname of "Laker's Nemesis" was confirmed.

For the third consecutive season, Li Ang suppressed the Lakers.

Moreover, counting from last season's playoffs, the Lakers have been defeated by the team led by Li Ang for the fifth consecutive game.

Kobe has never been so suppressed by anyone in his life.

It may be the first time for Kobe to face the same opponent in five consecutive games without victory.

After the opening game, the Lakers' prospects for this season began to be questioned.

Losing is not terrible, but whoever loses by 19 points will be embarrassed.

What the Lakers did made many Los Angeles fans lose their confidence.

Our Lake should still be a championship team, right?

Li Ang: Ah, yes, yes! That must be a championship team!

For the first time in many years, Lakers fans have put a question mark on the matter of competing for the championship.

In the first two seasons, the Lakers failed in the Finals and Western Conference Finals respectively. But they are very close to the championship, and they can be considered a serious championship contending team.

But this year, the Lakers' performance in the first game made people very worried.

As for people, it is easy for people to fall into self-doubt when they are hit too hard.

Los Angeles fans feel that the Lakers may be in danger this season.

If Li Ang knew that Lakers fans actually had this kind of trouble, as a Lakers legend, he would definitely show up and speak out:

"As fans of a wealthy NBA team, can you be more confident?

Can you have some confidence in your team? Could that snake have some confidence?

What does potentially dangerous mean? The Lakers this season must be very dangerous, no need to think about it.

To describe it in one word, it's finished. "

Of course, as a human male with high emotional intelligence, Li Ang would definitely not say such words directly.

When attending the press conference after the game, Li Ang originally planned to keep a low profile and try his best to take care of Kobe's feelings.

It's not that Li Ang feels sorry for Kobe, it's mainly because you pissed him off. He can bombard you with spam messages every day.

However, for the first time, Li Ang discovered that it is really difficult to keep a low profile in the NBA.

As soon as the press conference started, someone asked Li Ang how he felt about the new rules.

Li Ang said modestly: "It still takes time to adapt. Today I allowed Butler to score 10 points in a single quarter. This is probably the change brought about by the new rules."

Li Ang thought, if I lower my attitude so low, Kobe won't be angry, right?

As a result, the reporters responded: "Butler scored 10 points in a single quarter, and you can still maintain the lead. It's really amazing!"

"Oh no, don't misinterpret my meaning."

Before Li Ang could explain, another question followed.

"Li, why can you always predict whether your three-pointers will hit? If I remember correctly, this is not the first time today that you turned around early to celebrate a three-point goal? This has become your signature celebration. one."

"No, no, this is not a symbolic celebration. I just thought I couldn't make a shot today and wanted to retreat quickly. It's that simple." Li Ang waved his hand quickly.

But the reporter didn't care what Li Ang said at all: "I understand, pass it on, Li Ang turned around in advance to celebrate and his purpose was to pretend to beeping and retreat quickly at the same time!"

Li Ang was speechless, please stop falsely accusing me!

Then, the reporter asked Li Ang another question: "Let's talk about the prospects of the Lakers this season. How far do you think Kobe can lead the team after Shaq leaves? They lost to you by so many points today, do you still think the Lakers are A strong team?”

"Do you want to hear the truth or be polite?"

"Let's just be honest."

"Oh, then I'm being unconscionable, no, I'm being sincere. I'm not a prophet, so I can't predict the Lakers' record this season.

But, you know, I believe in Kobe's ability. He is one of the best second positions in the league. He has outstanding scoring ability and the league's top teamwork ability.

The Lakers' record this season may have declined slightly, but it certainly won't collapse.

The Lakers lost to us by nearly 20 points today, which doesn't mean anything. After all, this is just an ordinary regular season game. "

Li Ang thought, if he said this, would it be enough to give Kobe face? You can't misinterpret my meaning anymore, can you?

The reporters nodded seriously: "Tomorrow's front page headlines, Li Ang commented on the Lakers: The record will definitely decline, it's over!"

If it cannot be misinterpreted, then we will quote it out of context!

Li Ang really admires this group of people. What are you talking about all day long?

Can you not make it so obvious that the Lakers are ruined?

Are Western media telling the truth? Are you still a qualified Western media?

Can you do your job a little more!

However, the media cannot be entirely blamed for this matter. Li Ang also wanted to keep a low profile, but his strength did not allow it.

Even if you don't brag about winning so many points, some people will rush to help you brag.

Sometimes, Li Ang feels that it is not him who is not a human being, but the media.

With such strength, it is difficult to keep a low profile.

In this way, Li Ang obviously attended the press conference honestly, but after the report came out, he felt inexplicably arrogant.

Lakers fans were very angry, and they all said, Lee, don't be crazy.

Just winning the opening match, what kind of skill is that? What are you so proud of?

Li Ang: Winning is better than not winning, and winning is better than not having it.

Lakers fans are now looking forward to Li Ang losing. How can a real man do it once? If you, Li Ang, are really capable, you can win more games.

The requirements are not high. If you want to be successful, you must at least have a three-game winning streak at the beginning, right?

Don't think that every team has an undercover agent like Odom!

Odom: I really devote myself wholeheartedly to the Zijin Dynasty! I'm just weak, don't look down on me!

As a result, Li Ang actually won two more games in a row against the Suns, starting with a three-game winning streak.

On November 5, the Suns played their second game against the New Jersey Nets.

For the Nets this season, Richard Jefferson has really become the only core.

Because Kenyon Martin switched to Agua's team, he decided to let Denver Plateau get rid of the shadow of the 54th incident.

So the Nets only had Jefferson in their trident that year.

How bad is the Nets' lineup?

Their starting No. 2 Moser only averaged 5 points per game with the Spurs last season!

Just by doing this, he can get a starting seat in the Nets.

Zhu Fangyu looked at it and said, "Fuck me, it's okay, at least I'm a better fighter than him."

Not only the second position, but also the entire Nets lineup except for Jefferson, Li Ang can recognize everyone else.

The Nets' strength is destined to be worse than the Lakers' defense in the last game.

Li Ang had just finished the first quarter of the game. After a closer look, he was leading by double digits again.

The weak Nets had no power to fight back in front of the Suns.

Before the start of the second quarter, Jefferson approached Li Ang with a serious expression.

In the past Olympics, Jefferson, as a member of the Dream Six, was crazily humiliated by Li Ang.

After returning to China, as the starting No. 3 position of the Dream Six team, he was also labeled as a waste. He was held in crazy meetings, and the meeting materials could fill the entire earth.

He won't even want to share this pot.

Jefferson was very unconvinced and very angry.

I want to prove today that I, Ajie, am not a waste!

So what if we were behind by double digits in the first quarter?

What scene has I, Jefferson, not seen before?

I survived the game where I was swept 4-0 in the Eastern Conference Finals. Being behind by more than ten points in the first quarter was nothing!

So, the high-spirited Jefferson walked up to Li Ang and said harshly: "I'm going to start defending seriously!"

Li Ang glanced at Jefferson and was stunned for a moment.

Then, the most terrifying devil in the league, this superstar who has won the championship for two consecutive years, this unsmiling demigod, couldn't help but reveal his core after hearing Jefferson's threatening words. Kind smile!

"puff"

"Are you laughing at this?" Jefferson was speechless. Was I not cruel enough just now? How can you still laugh? I'm going to defend myself seriously, didn't you hear?

"I'm not smiling."

"You are obviously smiling!"

"I just held it in. How can it be considered a smile if I hold it in?"

Jefferson:

Li Ang, you are going too far!

I'm serious, serious!

Hum, after the second quarter of the game, let me see if you can laugh!

Although Li Ang smiled unkindly, it caused tons of humiliating damage to Jefferson.

But to be honest, Li Ang was still looking forward to it.

It's actually quite boring to be so abusive all the time. Just like playing games, although sometimes I feel so angry that I want to smash the controller when I lose, but winning is too easy and boring.

Being challenging and winning at the same time is the best state.

Therefore, Li Ang also expected Jefferson to cause some trouble for him.

Then as soon as the second quarter started, Li Ang scored 6 points in a row on top of Jefferson's head.

The first time, it was Nash and Stoudemire's pick-and-roll, which caused the Nets' entire defense to shrink.

So, Nash gave the ball to Li Ang, who was ambushing outside the three-point line.

Jefferson was naturally prepared and jumped out immediately.

But Li Ang did not shoot directly after receiving the ball. Instead, he feinted a shot and easily missed Jefferson. He took a step forward and hit the mid-range shot.

For the second ball, Li Ang leaned against Jefferson with his back and was stuck on the edge of the three-second zone.

It seemed that Li Ang wanted to use pig arch style to torture Jefferson.

However, when Nash was about to feed the ball, Li Ang pointed at the basket.

This means asking Nash to throw the ball directly to the frame!

Nash swallowed, "It's not Li Ang, can you control it a little bit?"

Does your opponent have no face?

Although Nash disapproves of Li Ang's inappropriate behavior from the bottom of his heart, as the big brother of the team, Li Ang really has to listen to him sometimes.

So, Nash threw the ball directly to the basket.

Jefferson was angry at the time. Li Ang, who had his back to the basket, was not in a position to complete the alley-oop.

What's going on? When am I air?

When Jefferson was still thinking, Li Ang suddenly turned his back without the ball, and then jumped on the spot!

With almost no sprinting, Li Ang's bullet speed and jumping height are still astonishing.

Jefferson reacted immediately and jumped up to block the ball.

From start to finish, Jefferson never lost his position.

However, even though Jefferson is a jumping man, his bullet speed is still not as terrifying as Li Ang.

As soon as Jefferson jumped up, he was directly pinned down by Li Ang!

Just like that, Li Ang easily caught the pass with both hands in the air, and then smashed the frame vigorously. During this period, Jefferson was completely helpless.

Li Ang and Nash completed a beautiful alley-oop easily. Under normal circumstances, the team that ends the alley-oop needs to sprint to complete it.

But Li Ang caught the basketball by almost jumping on the spot.

Facts have proved that if you want to defeat Jefferson's defense, you don't need any fancy moves at all.

Just let Nash throw the ball directly into the sky.

Li Ang already felt a little bored at this time: "Richard, where is your serious defense? You have to stand up!"

Li Ang originally wanted to remind Jefferson, but in the end, this unintentional move destroyed Jefferson's last self-confidence.

So, on the third ball, Li Ang easily made a pull-up jumper and scored again.

So, just listen to what some men say and don’t take them seriously.

With Jefferson's courage, how dare he say harsh words?

Jefferson: Talking is talking, and doing is doing. These are two different things. How can one do two things?

In the second quarter of the game, with Jefferson's serious defense, the Suns continued to open the score.

When the third quarter was over, Li Ang discovered a very serious problem.

Why do I have to clock out from get off work again? ?

Li Ang was speechless. Brothers, can you satisfy my wish to play a little longer? I don't want it to be so fast!

Please control it a little bit.

Others in the Suns team are also helpless. Sometimes it's not something you can control if you want to.

Scoring object.

When playing against a team like the Nets, you can't even take your time.

Li Ang sat on the bench and looked up at today's data.

After three quarters, five Suns players have scored in double figures.

Li Ang had 22 points and 8 rebounds, Johnson had 18 points, 6 rebounds and 4 assists, Nash had 17 points and 9 assists, O'Neal Jr. had 13 points and 9 rebounds, and Stoudemire had 12 points.

That's right, the starting five alone already have 82 points combined.

The Nets' defense is truly terrifying.

You know, this is only three quarters of the game.

Li Ang felt that if he continued to play like this and quit after three quarters every time, he would not be able to complete the task of 60 points in a single game no matter what.

Li Ang suffers because he is too thin-skinned.

Li Ang’s enemies: “Bah!”

Why is Li Ang so shameless? During garbage time, Li Ang was really embarrassed to play.

If Li Ang had the shame to assist Ricky Davis, he would have scored 81 points, not to mention 60 points.

There was no way, Li Ang could only sit on the bench early and watch.

The Suns' bench players also lived up to expectations. They only scored 13 points in the fourth quarter, which fully demonstrated the human nature of the basketball game.

But in the end, the score was still 112-80.

Even though the Suns only scored 13 points in the fourth quarter, they still beat the Nets by 32 points!

All the neutral fans found it unbelievable. They defeated two games in a row. Are the Suns that strong this season?

Even against a bad team like the Nets, it is too exaggerated to clock out in the third quarter and still win by 32 points in the fourth quarter without the main force.

Lakers fans are going to continue to clamor again. What does it mean to win two consecutive games? Isn’t this the third consecutive victory?

Besides, who can't beat a bad team like the Nets? The Lakers can beat even a Butler or Odom!

Kobe: I beg you, please stop using poisonous milk!

However, it is not unreasonable for Lakers fans to look forward to the Suns' third game, because in the third game, the Lakers will face the Philadelphia 76ers with Iverson and Iguodala.

The 76ers' performance in the previous game was actually very good. In the first game, Iverson scored 30 points with a terrifying shooting rate of 59%, suppressing the Celtics to death.

Facts have proved that the AI ​​after returning from the Olympics can still make scoring as easy as chopping melons and vegetables.

But after the game started, the fans discovered that things were not as smooth as they imagined.

AI's shooting touch from COSCO was very poor today. The players of Dream Team 6 seemed to be suffering from Li Ang's PTSD syndrome, and they would not be able to play when they met Li Ang.

The last game was Jefferson, today it's AI's turn.

Seeing that he was having trouble shooting today, the AI ​​could only use breakthrough methods to solve the problem.

AI's breakthrough today caused the Suns to commit many fouls and allowed Iverson to score too many easy points at the free throw line.

But even so, the 76ers never led from beginning to end.

Of course, the score has not been completely opened, and has been hovering around 10 points.

After the third quarter, Li Ang was overjoyed when he saw that his team was only leading by 9 points!

Today I can finally play from start to finish!

In the fourth quarter, AI worked very hard.

He penetrated the inside line again and again, fell down again and again, and he was still the same man who swallowed his teeth.

The existence of new rules makes it much easier for AI to get whistles.

But the way he scores is so raw.

If you don't lead the whole team to take off, you will still be impacted by individual heroism.

This is equivalent to holding the most advanced rifle in your hand, but choosing to rush up and smash the butt of the gun with the enemy.

There is no doubt about the courage and strength of AI, but under the bright seven-second attack of the sun, there is still no chance of winning.

In the end, the 76ers lost the game 98-108 on the road.

It is worth mentioning that the 10-point difference is already the smallest point difference in the Suns' game so far this season!

Speaking of points difference, "This Melon Keeps Ripe" co-produced by China and the United States in the first half of this year has been launched on CCTV5's classic competition section. It is a 54 classic and not to be missed.

Iverson scored a team-high 25 points, but 12 of them came from free throws. In terms of sports battles, AI only made 6 of 20 shots today, and its hit rate was stuck at 30%.

If luck is bad, the hit rate of AI entry is less than 30%.

On the Suns side, Li Ang scored 30 points in an understatement.

Last season, if Li Ang could score 30 points, then other people's scores would definitely not be too high.

But with the blessing of multiple rounds of seven-second offense, while Li Ang scored 30 points, O'Brien and Johnson also scored 24 and 22 points respectively!

Coupled with Nash who scored 15 points, the total number of points scored by the Suns' starting five alone today is already 100 points!

The total score of the starting players is higher than the score of the entire 76ers team.

By now, the whole world has realized the horror of the seven-second offense.

This kind of offense is not only a matter of strong offensive firepower, but also the players' data will become quite beautiful.

As long as you dare to let me play for four quarters, I will give you 100 points as a starter.

Even the AI-led 76ers have far less offensive firepower than the Suns.

Stern opened Pandora's box and plunged the entire league into trouble.

At this point, the Suns have started with three consecutive victories.

Lakers fans are unhappy again: This is nothing, you have the guts

Li Ang: Hold on, you have already lost three games in a row!

Well, the Lakers have lost three games to the Suns, Jazz and Spurs since the start of the season.

I have never lost in words, and I have never won in basketball.

Kobe leads the team, so scary!

O'Neal is definitely the happiest person in the league right now. If the Lakers have him or not, it would be a judgment call.

He felt like he was like a Lakers bird. If a Laker didn't have a thick bird, how could he still be called a Laker?

However, the current three-game winning streak does not satisfy Li Ang. After all, after all, the three opponents the Suns won at the beginning were not considered strong enemies.

Kobe: Not a strong enemy? I'll give you a chance to reframe the language!

Li Ang: Oh, okay, okay, you should win a game first!

The next game is the real first test for Li Ang.

On November 9th, the Suns will have their first away game of the season, traveling to Chicago to face the Chicago Bulls!

Yao Ka Bulls are as strong as Li Ang this season, and have achieved three consecutive victories since the beginning.

Francis now deeply understands what is meant by "It's not scary to win, it's embarrassing to miss someone!"

The Bulls were playing so well without Francis, and he really didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Carter plays more calmly and efficiently than Francis.

The Bulls are definitely a team that is both offensive and defensive right now.

For the Suns, this is undoubtedly the first real challenge of the new season.

Needless to say, the popularity of this game in China goes without saying. The Chinese derby between Yao Ming and Li Ang is just like that of Japanese actresses.

No matter how many times they watch it, no matter how familiar the faces are, fans will never get tired of it.

When Li Ang and his teammates arrived in Chicago, they were also sought after by reporters.

This game, broadcast live across the United States, will definitely once again break the NBA record for the number of viewers in a single game.

While it's popular, it also means that front-row tickets for this game will be very expensive.

The front-row tickets at the United Center for this game all started with a five-digit salary, which vividly explained what it means to earn money from ordinary people.

A front-row seat to a game like this is simply not something an average family can afford.

So, Derrick Rose received a gift that made him extremely excited the night before the game.

Leon prepared front-row tickets for the Ross family and invited them to the United Center to watch this high-profile game.

What impure purpose could a good man like Li Ang have?

He simply wants to invite his good friends to watch the game. There is no way he has any purpose at all.

It's definitely not because I want to get on friendly terms with Ross and pick his hair.

Don't think so badly of Li Ang, okay?

Li Ang would never be able to do something as inferior as seducing an underage boy.

As for how he got the tickets, Li Ang would definitely not directly ask the Bulls management for them.

Li Ang asked for a few from Yao Ming and a few from Carter.

Then Yao Ming helped Li Ang and Artest get a few.

I hereby declare that Artest definitely gave it to Yao Ming voluntarily.

It was definitely not something Yao Ming put his elbow on Artest's head to do, absolutely not.

Ross looked at the ticket in his hand and smiled.

Li Ang felt that it would not be long before he and Rose reached a friendly relationship.

November 9, Chicago United Center.

Since Jordan retired, the basketball atmosphere here has not been this good for a long time.

The Bulls reached the Eastern Conference finals last season. After adding Carter this season, the Bulls have undoubtedly joined the ranks of championship teams.

When Li Ang entered the stadium, he heard someone shouting his name on the sidelines.

Turning around, he saw Ross laughing.

Li Ang also said hello to Ross and then had a brief chat.

In the other half, Artest looked at Li Ang, who was chatting happily with Rose, and secretly said "poof".

"Take my ticket to show your courtesy, brother Yao, you said Li Ang is a real dog! Look at that kid, you thought he was some kind of good guy, bah! If you don't make friends carefully, that kid won't make friends. Be careful!"

"Oh, okay, okay, I lent you this ticket, and it's not like I won't return it." Yao Ming said, touching his elbow.

"Well, actually, it's okay if you don't pay it back. Which one of us will follow the other one? Hahahaha."

If you are scared, you will be scared in seconds.

At this time, Li Ang also walked near the midfield line, ready to say hello to Yao Ming and Carter.

After Li Ang hugged Yao Ming and Carter, he smiled and chatted with them for a few words.

Halfway through, Li Ang realized something was wrong.

Why does it feel like there is an extra person?

"What are you doing here?" Li Ang glanced at Artest.

"Me? As the first, second, third, and fourth leader of the Bulls, how can I be missing on such an occasion?"

Li Ang, Yao Ming, Carter:

Li Ang is really convinced. How did Yao Ming tolerate this guy for so many years?

How to communicate with this kind of person?

Yao Ming: I usually use my elbow.

As soon as Artai arrived, everyone dispersed and ended the conversation.

I don’t know if he is still an offensive terminator, but he is definitely a topic terminator.

The game is about to start, and the players from both sides are in their positions.

The Bulls' lineup is still very strong. To sum up, it's Tai Maishui, Mi Xinxing, Fan Kuaishou, Ka Shengsheng, and Yao Bugao.

The Suns are going to continue their seven-second offense in this game and continue to tear the Bulls apart with their powerful firepower.

But Scales already had a plan for this.

He is very confident to become the first team to contain the seven-second offense!

Gary has something to do today, so I can only update this. I can only complete the small goal of 7,000 guaranteed times. I will resume the 10,000-word update tomorrow~