Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

"Guan, is the champion here? Hahahahahaha!"

In the TNT studio, Kenny Smith laughed wildly at the Suns' new season slogan.

Coupled with the Bulls' slogan for the new season, it becomes even more delicious.

The slogans of the Bulls and Suns seemed to have been agreed upon.

As the defending champion, the Bulls' slogan for the new season is to keep up the good work.

The Suns didn't even win the Western Conference championship last season, but their slogan was that the championship is here.

Damn it, who was the champion last season?

Are the slogans of your two teams reversed?

Kenny Smith smiled and his laughter gradually became smaller.

Because he found that he was the only one in the studio laughing, and more importantly, Buckley had begun to look at him like he was mentally retarded.

"Is it funny?"

"Well it doesn't seem that funny!"

Kenny Smith was really afraid that Barkley would make some weird bet with him again.

For example, wearing hens to commentate on games and so on.

With Buckley's perverted hobby, it's not like he can't do this kind of thing.

Maybe, he has long wanted to see me wearing silk stockings!

Don't think it's strange that men want to see men wearing hens. In fact, this phenomenon is common.

Those readers also want to see the author wearing hens!

"I don't know what you are thinking. You didn't see Li Ang's performance in this year's World Championships, right? You didn't see Li Ang's performance last season, right?

Last season, he and Kobe were the only two players in the league who averaged over 30 points per game.

Although Li Ang did not score 81 points in a single game like Kobe did. But the fact is that he is still the best scorer in the league!

How dare you underestimate a team that has the best scorer in the league and won 50+ games last season? "

Barkley also admitted that the Suns' paper lineup is not as strong as it was at its peak.

But with a super giant like Li Ang, the Suns only need to find suitable helpers for Li Ang.

In the past, if the lineup was good, Li Ang might only need to exert 90% of his strength to win the championship.

But now that the lineup is slightly worse, Li Ang can still win the championship with 100% effort.

However, looking at Mi Lijia, there are really very few people like Sir Ba who support Li Ang.

Li Ang's loss is a very happy thing for most fans.

They all wished that Li Ang would never return to the top.

It’s really hurtful to watch the same person win the championship all the time.

The new season is approaching, and the major media's preview reports of the new season are naturally the most enthusiastic.

However, in most media previews, the Suns are not considered to be successful.

The Suns' lack of the fourth position and the unknown status of O'Neal Jr. mean that the Suns are not optimistic.

Moreover, the Suns have been too low-key this offseason.

In addition to the draft, Diaw and James were signed.

Which James? Of course it’s the 2.03-meter-tall James Jones who played as a small forward in the original history. He entered the NBA in 2003 and joined the Miami Heat in 2010. He and the team reached the finals for 4 consecutive years and won 2 championships. !

If you look at others, the Mavericks replaced the wasted Stackhouse with Terry while they were sitting on whole-wheat toast.

This damn thing can't just take off on the spot and have an intracranial orgasm, right?

Mavericks fans have said that if Stackhouse was replaced by Terry last season, what would happen to him and Yao Ming in the championship?

Mavericks fans have not discovered a problem for so many years. Before the start of the season every year, they always win.

But every time the season ends, they are indifferent.

In recent seasons, the Mavericks' journey has basically been like this:

Before the season starts: A breakthrough is expected.

Halfway through the season: bad luck, opportunity.

End of the regular season: Theoretically, it is still possible to win the championship.

End of playoffs: training for next season.

Damn it, it's like playing a game.

Mavericks fans just don’t understand that player data is just like the long legs on the short video platform, it’s an illusion!

You can't just look at how she looks in a short video and conclude that she looks good in real life.

You can't just look at a few players with good statistics and conclude that they will definitely produce results.

But fans and media don't care about this.

The Suns' slogan "The championship is here" was not only laughed at by Kenny Smith, but also by many people.

Popovich is naturally one of them: "People who can truly win championships will not label themselves champions!"

Faced with ridicule, Li Ang did not respond to anyone, but responded to Popovich: "He said that because he knew very well that he had no chance of winning the championship."

The season hasn't even started yet, but the stories between the Spurs and the Suns, and between Leon and the old thief, have already become intense.

In the playoffs last season, the seven battles between the two sides are still vivid in my mind.

Li Ang's rude words were really not arrogance, he simply looked down on the old thief.

Damn it, last season the Spurs managed to get past the Suns with the help of Blackfoot and Black Whistle, but it turned out that the opportunity given to him was useless. They actually lost to the Mavericks in the Western Conference Finals, and they still couldn't get past the Suns. Win the championship.

Really useless.

If the two sides still meet in the playoffs this season, Li Ang promises to let the Spurs know what it means to reciprocate.

This year, Li Ang has thought it through.

Even if they lose the series again, the Spurs must die!

However, although Popovich's Spurs were incompetent last season, what he said was still recognized by most people.

Regardless of the current level of the Suns, they want to win the championship. This is not just a fruit bowl - it can only rely on imagination.

But unlike the outside world's unanimous pessimism, as the pre-season training camp deepens, Master Tang really feels that the possibility of this team winning the championship is really getting bigger.

Because of various experiences in the pre-season training camp, he discovered that these Suns players are a group of hidden masters.

For example, after a training session two days ago, Dior lazily wore slippers and wandered around the training ground holding a small cup of coffee.

This guy is almost always carrying a cup of coffee, and ever since Diaw arrived, the Suns' locker room has been filled with the aroma of coffee.

This guy is a serious coffee lover. On the first day he came to the locker room, he brought nothing but a coffee machine and put it in his locker.

This unattractive Frenchman holding a coffee cup saw the trainers tinkering with a piece of equipment and curiously asked them: "What is this thing?"

The trainer told Dior truthfully that this was an instrument used to measure jumping and height. The Suns' highest record holder is none other than Li Ang.

Dio looked at the instrument, his eyes shining.

He put down the coffee cup, took off his slippers, and looked at the trainer with a smile: "Can I try?"

After receiving the trainer's approval, Dior stared at the position Li Ang touched and jumped up with a "swish", but in the end he failed to break Li Ang's record.

Dio sighed in disappointment, shook his head, and then sighed, "Leon is so strong."

Then he picked up the coffee again, put on his slippers, and left unsteadily.

Diaw was disappointed with his high-touch result, but at that time, the trainers were stunned.

Dior indeed failed to break Leon's record, but just now, he easily broke Stoudemire's record!

Stoudemire is the second highest scorer on the Suns team!

As a professional player in Huashan, it is self-evident how strong Stoudemire's athletic ability is.

But just now, the plain-looking Frenchman actually killed Stoudemire with a single jump.

this.

Master Tang happened to be passing by at the time and asked about Dior's data. He was shocked.

He never knew that Dior was actually a dancing boy!

Master Tang knew at that time that letting Diaw play the fourth position might really work!

Li Ang played the fourth position back then because he was not tall enough and had to bounce to make up for it.

Another person who makes Master Tang happy is Laga Bell. This guy has made great progress on the defensive end this year.

On the training ground, he can lock down almost all the Suns' outside players except Li Ang.

Yes, including Nash!

Laga Bell is very tough defensively and very flexible laterally.

As far as defense is concerned, his ability even surpasses that of Johnson during his two consecutive championships!

If Johnson is just an ordinary player, then Laga Bell is a high-end player on the defensive end.

And next to Li Ang, the defensive ability of a second position is sometimes more important than the singles ability.

Because beside Li Ang, strong singles ability is of little use. On the offensive end, what Johnson did most was to catch and shoot, and there were not many opportunities for singles.

He can score goals alone, and so can Li Ang.

But defense is different. There is a defensive gate on the outside that can help Li Ang share the pressure, and Li Ang can pour out more firepower.

Although in terms of overall ability, Laga Bell is definitely not as good as Johnson.

But Master Tang is thinking that the current Laga Bell might be more suitable for Li Ang than Jonson!

Bell's defense is strong enough, and his ability to catch and shoot is not inferior.

Although the singles ability is missing, it doesn’t matter!

This is what Li Ang said, teammates, only the right ones are the best.

There was also Rondo, the rookie at the end of the first round. Although his shooting ability was a bit weak, Master Tang found that this kid had a high basketball IQ.

Many tactics can be memorized by heart just by being taught them once. On the court, he can use every tactic with ease.

Although this kind of point guard has his own opinions and ideas on tactics, most coaches don't like him.

But Master Tang feels that this kind of point guard is the most suitable substitute for Nash.

In addition to his basketball IQ, Rondo's defense also left a deep impression on Master Tang.

His rebounding is even ridiculously strong!

Often after a training match, Rondo, as a defender, has more rebounds than points!

Although Rondo is short, he has an extremely keen sense of rebounding and can always appear in the most correct position.

The best center in the 2006 class, truly worthy of the name!

Tomjanovich firmly believes that Rondo can definitely shine in the Suns.

Overall, the state shown by the Suns players in training camp is surprising.

Although they are not well-known, they are indeed very strong and fit well with each other.

They are really all a group of hidden masters.

Once this group of people get along well, they will surely surprise the entire league!

The Suns are becoming more and more confident, but the outside world doesn't know.

After the Suns lost the first game of the preseason, people had no expectations for the Suns' prospects for next season.

Indeed, the Suns' performance in the first preseason game was terrible.

Rondo started the game, but made 0 of 6 shots.

O'Neal Jr. only scored 13 points and 8 rebounds in the game. His athletic ability has deteriorated greatly, and his finishing at the basket is not so efficient.

Diaw is still adapting to the team. He suddenly changed from a defender to a forward. Not everyone can adapt to the role immediately.

Although it is only a preseason game, this poor state still makes the Suns questionable.

At the beginning, people just thought that the Suns might not be able to enter the top three in the Western Conference.

But now, it has been said that the Suns can only compete for the playoffs next season.

Heizi also has a reason to say that the rest of the Suns are not in good condition, and Li Ang has now climbed to the level of a best defensive player like Daddario, and she will definitely not be in good health next season.

Rounding it all off, Nash will be the only one left for the Solar next season.

Nash leads the team, just four words - it's over, it's over!

Li Ang was very angry, are you looking down on Nash? You are looking down on me!

Don't talk about Daddario. Even if you call my ex-girlfriend here, you still can't guard against me!

You are insulting my 100 points of physical fitness!

In the following preseason games, the Suns also lost more than they won.

Although the result of the game was not very good, Master Tang was quite satisfied with the preseason.

Because after several preseason games, everyone is obviously more accustomed to this team.

As for why they can't win, it's simple because the Suns don't have a star player yet.

In the preseason, Li Ang, Nash and Xiao Ou did not play much playing time.

In a basketball game, the same lineup, but with or without stars, is still very different.

Therefore, it is normal that the Suns cannot win in the preseason when the stars do not play much.

Winning or losing is not important. What is important is that everyone is becoming more and more understanding, more and more comfortable, and more and more familiar with this system.

Finally, the preseason games are all over, and the Suns' record is not good.

In the upcoming regular season opener, the Suns will face the favorites to win this season, the Cleveland Cavaliers led by Ajan, Junzi Lei and Big Ben in the first game!

This whole thing still needs Stern.

The war between two generations of Cleveland emperors, the head-on collision between the old king and the new challenger, and James' battle of revenge after the World Championships.

This is so fitting in the opening game.

The Cavaliers' performance in the preseason was quite good, but they lost one game.

Therefore, most people believe that the Cavaliers will embark on this season's journey on the corpse of the old king!

Li Ang also knows very well that this Cavaliers will be difficult to deal with. In the original history, James, Junzi Lei, and Ben also worked together.

But when they collaborated, Junzi Lei and Da Ben were no longer in their prime.

Nowadays, Junzi Lei and Da Benke are both at their peak.

Compared with the lineup that was swept by the Spurs in the 2007 Finals in original history, this lineup is nowhere higher.

When reporters interviewed James, James was also very confident.

"You know, Li Ang is one of the greatest players in the world and he has always been a target of mine.

But my teammates are also ready and I believe it will be an exciting matchup.

This year we are stronger than ever, and I firmly believe that we will win not one, not two, not three, but many games! "

James is gearing up. For James, Li Ang is a signpost and a beacon.

Now, he finally has the opportunity to defeat his idol's team, so how can he not be excited?

Don't worry, Brother Li, I will carry the flag of our Cleveland Royal Family!

This game is very popular, even more popular than the second game of the Finals between the Bulls and the Mavericks.

The night before the game started, Li Ang opened the dungeon interface as usual and prepared to choose a dungeon.

This time, Li Ang opened the copy of Bird that he had been waiting for for a long time without hesitation at all.

Li Ang looked at the mission of Bird 1.0 copy with great expectation. Sure enough, it was very different!

Most copies generally require data or honor.

For example, average 30 points per game in a single season, 60 points in a single game, or be selected to the first team, win FMVP, etc.

But this copy of Bird, good guy, confused Li Ang as soon as he came up with the first task.

"Goal 1: Accumulate a full beep meter.

After the start of the new season, there will be a beeping meter. Depending on the degree of humiliation brought to the opponent by the host's beeping, a certain amount of beeping meter can be filled with each beeping.

Fill the beep meter before the end of the season to complete the mission.

Note: After installing the beep, the meter can only be accumulated if you win the game. "

Listen and see.

Is this a task that a serious person should have! ?

All the beeping meters have been installed!

This is equivalent to having one more experience bar related to pretending to beep. Each time you successfully pretend to beep, you can gain different experience based on the shame of pretending to beep.

If you can fill up this experience bar before the end of the season, the mission will be completed.

But if you lose the game, all the beeps in this game will be white and invalid.

This is actually very consistent with Bird's character. The reason why he is so good at pretending to beep is because he can turn his pretended beeping into reality.

It's like, who doesn't know how to turn around and celebrate after shooting? But there are very few who can pretend to be.

The really hard part about pretending to be beeping is that you have to keep your word.

Therefore, the condition of winning the competition lies in the Ganges River.

Li Ang sighed, isn't this task difficult for me?

What am I, Li Ang? I can't pretend to beep at all!

If the system could speak, it would probably complain: Haha, how did you get this copy yourself? Don’t you have any idea?

Li Ang quickly looked at the second task: to participate in the three-point contest and win the championship without telling others in advance that he would win.

Li Ang:.

Do you think the focus of this three-point contest task is the three-point contest champion? No, the point is to tell others in advance that you can win!

Participating in the three-point contest and winning the championship, if that was the only mission, Li Ang would understand.

But damn, you still have to tell others in advance that you will win.

This is purely sick!

This task is very difficult, because the three-point contest is very random.

Curry, Thompson, Ray Allen and other shooters also sometimes overturned in the three-point contest.

If you want to say that the player who performs the most consistently in the three-point contest is Michael Jordan.

He directly set a record for the lowest score in the three-point contest, which no one can break so far. It can be said that he has steadily displayed his three-point shooting ability.

There's no telling if we can win the three-point contest when the time comes.

If you just participate in the three-point contest and lose, it doesn't matter. Jordan will take care of it anyway.

But damn, if you tell others in advance that you can win, you will lose in the end.

Now, isn’t it time to move away from the earth with Kobe?

By then, Li Ang will be able to open a zoo on the moon.

There are everything from snakes to wolves.

All I can say is that the copy of Bird is indeed full of beeping flavor.

The two clear tasks are both related to pretending to beep.

The clear tasks are like this, and there are two hidden tasks. Who knows how inappropriate they are.

Li Ang said "Hey", it's not my fault, the system has really welded all the windows on me as a human being!

This time, Li Ang can really say: "Get out of the way, I'm going to start pretending!"

After opening the dungeon, Li Ang, who had a legitimate reason to pretend to be beeping, was so pleased that he reluctantly closed the system interface and prepared to sleep.

As a result, as soon as Li Ang lay down, his phone vibrated.

Li Ang was shocked. Wouldn't James send harassing text messages before subject competitions?

However, after clicking on the phone, I found that it was not James who sent the text message, but Daddario.

"I happen to be in Phoenix tomorrow and I'll go watch your game!"

Li Ang touched his chin.

Just happen to be in Phoenix? Is there such a coincidence? How could we be so destined?

Why don't I believe it?

You happened to be in Phoenix on purpose.

This is called coming uninvited?

Li Ang quickly shook his head, women, go away, you will only affect the emperor's restoration cause!

Now I only have Azhan in my eyes~

The first shot of the new sun is about to begin!

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