Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

Barkley and Kenny Smith were watching the Eastern Conference focus game between the Bulls and the Magic.

Although the Magic were only in the first round last season, they have undoubtedly become quite powerful this season.

Warcraft Howard has gradually grown up, and Josh Howard, whom the Magic acquired from the Mavericks in exchange for that year, has also performed beyond expectations.

This late-first-round pick who was originally traded to the Magic as an addition is now averaging 19.8 points per game this season!

His double-Howard combination with Warcraft has undoubtedly set off a storm in the East.

Cuban probably wants to die.

Nash, who was dumped by him, has now become the league's top point guard and assisted Li Ang in winning two championships.

Josh Smith, whom he used as a reinforcement, is now performing as well as an All-Star player.

The league has since gained a powerful organization called the Mavericks Veterans.

Damn it, if Cuban had kept both of them, the Mavericks might not have had to spend so much money!

But there is no way, there is no regret medicine in this world.

Cuban could only comfort himself: "I'm rich, and I just like to change players. Don't worry about me! Rich people just change a group when they get tired of it. You guys know nothing!"

At this time, the game between the Bulls and Magic reached its most intense moment. With five minutes left in the fourth quarter and the defending champion Bulls only leading by 4 points, the Magic paused.

In the TNT studio, Barkley and Kenny Smith were also analyzing the situation of the two sides at this time and predicting the trend in the next five minutes.

However, at this moment, Barkley and Kenny Smith received an urgent message, which came from the little-noticed game between the Suns and the Bucks.

For a moment, the two people who had just been arguing fiercely about whether the Magic or the Bulls would win fell silent.

They looked at the laptop in front of them and then at the camera.

The news in front of me is much more exciting than this game!

"Well, we just received a piece of news. To be honest, the news seems a bit weird, so I'm not sure if it's true.

The news said that Li Ang took less than 10 seconds to KO Patterson and Bogut on the basketball court. Note, it was on the basketball court. This was a basketball game!

Yes, not one, but two!

In 10 seconds, two people were KOed!

We haven't seen the scene yet, but it is said that the dog's head was blown off! "

Barkley was also considered a god of war in the NBA in the 1990s, and it was no problem to beat a bad guy like O'Neal. Even Barkley and Laimbeer of the Bad Boys were really brave enough to beat him up, and he really dared to beat him and win.

Whether he was pulling the ball or playing on his own, Barkley was in the first echelon of the league at that time. He can pull and hit, and he is known as a versatile forward!

However, even someone as strong as Barkley knows that it is almost impossible to win in a one-on-one situation.

Regarding this matter, he and Dr. J once conducted a very rigorous experiment with a bird.

The experimental results show that there is really no chance of winning in a one-to-two match!

But Li Ang not only won the battle, but it only took 10 seconds to defeat two people!

No, the message says less than 10 seconds. The word "less than" is the emphasis. It needs to be tested!

Barkley was dumbfounded. He really wanted to fly to Phoenix in an instant to see what happened at that time.

Thanks to the advancement of science, it was not difficult to upload a video to the Internet during this time in 2006.

Soon, Buckley received another video from the TV station.

As a result, Buckley witnessed how Li Ang used his powerful combat power to successfully counterattack quickly even when he was being pushed aside.

Watching the video of Leon killing Patterson and Bogut effortlessly, Buckley couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

He suddenly felt lucky that Li Ang was not born in their era.

In their day, no matter how domineering one person was, two against one would only get beaten.

If Buckley and Dr. J's experimental subject had been Li Ang, good guy, the consequences would have been unimaginable.

I'm afraid even if it wasn't for Buckley, his butt would have to be split in two by Li Ang.

Wait, the butt seems to have two halves!

After watching the video, Barkley couldn't help but sigh. Just one word when fighting Li Ang - there is no surrender, only reincarnation.

Pa Baoqing, Pa Baoqing, why are you messing with this bastard Yunlong!

At this time, the Eastern Conference focus battle between the Bulls and Magic no longer has any appeal.

Like Barkley, most fans were attracted by the sudden news.

When countless fans changed channels to watch the Suns and Bucks game, they discovered that the conflict had long since subsided and the game had restarted and entered garbage time.

The three parties involved, Patterson, Bogut and Leon, were also missing.

The most outrageous thing is that fans discovered that Li Ang actually scored 42 points even though he was sent off in less than three quarters!

How useless is this Nima Ruben Patterson?

Before the game was over, a large number of reporters were already rushing to grab seats in the next press conference hall.

This game is no longer important, but the excitement of this game is definitely the best today.

Li Ang was sitting in the locker room at this time. He had just been expelled from the field without any suspense.

Speaking of which, this was only the sixth game of the new season, and he was expelled once.

Patterson and Bogut were also expelled, although Li Ang believed this was purely unnecessary.

Even if you don't expel them, they won't be able to continue playing.

Although Patterson recovered after lying on the ground for a while, he probably would never dare to be arrogant and domineering in the league again.

Bogut was in a worse situation. It is said that he regained consciousness after being carried off the field. His first words after regaining consciousness were: "It's wrong, wrong, stop fighting!"

In addition to being beaten unconscious on the spot, Bogut also suffered multiple fractures in his head.

He was thankful that people quickly pulled away from Li Ang at that time.

Otherwise, Bogut might really be able to become fellow patients of the "Hemiplegia Communication Group" with Bowen.

Just these two people, they can't do anything unless they are expelled.

Well, the referee ejected them probably because they thought they were taking up a lot of space by sleeping side by side.

In 2006, the Internet was already very developed, so the story that Leon and the Milwaukee Dogs had to tell has been circulated on the Internet.

Popovich and Pachulia are probably the two most nervous people at this moment.

This wave of Li Ang has a bit of meaning of killing dogs and respecting monkeys.

Last season, Popovich made Pachulia useless, and Pachulia finally caused Li Ang to be expelled. Li Ang certainly has not forgotten it.

Damn it, if Leon really does this to Pachulia next time, Popovich won’t even know how many tables he will have to set up!

Pachulia was so panicked that he was wondering whether he should ask Bowen for a patient group number in advance.

At this point in Phoenix, the game is finally over.

The Suns eventually defeated the Bucks by 36 points. This was also the game the Suns won the most this season.

But after the game, very few reporters stayed on the court.

No one cares about whether there is a competition or not. Now everyone just wants to ask more about things related to fighting.

For the Bucks, Patterson and Bogut will definitely not be able to attend the press conference.

As for the Sun, reporters felt that Li Ang would not participate because he was deeply involved.

Who knew that Li Ang still appeared at the press conference!

Li Ang walked in as if nothing was wrong, sat down on a chair, picked up the water bottle and put it to his mouth "ton ton ton" and drank the bottle of water in an instant like an oral liquid.

"Hiccup! Ask!"

The reporters looked at each other, what the hell, why did it feel like Li Ang hit two people, just like scoring 2 points in a basketball game.

Didn't he think there was anything special?

Laughing to death, if Li Ang really only scored 2 points in any game, then Li Ang would probably be 10 times more excited than he is now.

But does it really matter if you beat two people, or two losers?

"Lee, let's talk about your 42 points. Is it your goal today to score more points than Kobe on Patterson?"

"Goal? No, no, no, how could Ruben Patterson be my goal? To be honest, I got these 42 points by accident."

"careless"

The reporters were speechless. How long has it been? Are you still in the mood for Versailles?

In fact, Leon was really not in Versailles, nor was he pretending.

When it comes to pretending, there are many masters in the league.

Payton, who "crosses you like crossing the road in the early morning", is a master at pretending.

Uncle Mu, who likes to wag his fingers, is also a hidden master of pretending.

Even a seemingly honest person like Duncan is actually a big faker. A simple sentence "The future is yours" can become a classic.

But Jordan, Leon and Bird are different from others.

Others are pretending to beep, but Li Ang, Bird and Jordan really can't pretend to beep.

They are just three honest people who like to tell the truth~

People in the world are known as the three most honest people in the league.

Li Ang said that these 42 points were obtained by the way. Isn't this the truth?

"So Li, about today's fight."

"A fight? How can this be called a fight? These are obviously two villains bullying an honest man who has been doing his job and playing basketball honestly all his life!" When talking about fighting, Li Ang didn't feel sleepy anymore.

The reporters all twitched at the corners of their mouths. They are honest, honest people, honest people. Do you believe this?

"I was surrounded by two people, and I had no choice at the time. No offense to Bird, but I couldn't just stand there and get beaten, right?

So, I thought about how I should run.

But before I could figure it out, Patterson punched Bogut in the face.

As for Nima, when I was closest to him, the distance between us was only 0.01 centimeters.

0.01 seconds later, he hit another man. Less than 10 seconds later, they were lying on the side, and I didn’t know what happened!

Patterson couldn't hit him at such a close distance. You can't blame me, right?

I took advantage of the opportunity when he hit the wrong person to break free and try to leave quickly, but accidentally pushed Patterson down slightly. You can't blame me, right?

Then I tried to run in the opposite direction, and I happened to knock Bogut over. Can you blame me?

After Bogut fell down, I pushed him gently a few more times, but who knew he fainted?

I suspect that he was knocked unconscious by Patterson! "

After Li Ang finished speaking, the reporters all gave warm applause.

Okay, well said!

To be able to make a beating look so innocent, to talk trash about an opponent so obscurely, the level of nonsense is really high!

Therefore, many people did not agree to Mr. Li’s withdrawal from the literary world!

To sum up: It’s all Bogut’s fault!

Li Ang quibbled wildly at the press conference, but no matter how much he quibbled, Li Ang was justified, because he was not the one who made the first move.

For a time, Patterson and Bogut became the laughing stock of the entire league.

Everyone knows what they want to do, but both of them were overturned by Li Ang when they came together. Who do you blame?

Don't you deserve to be beaten?

Patterson's character as a villain was completely ruined, he only gave up in seconds, but when it came to a real fight, he was so good at being killed by Li Ang in seconds.

Everyone laughed at Patterson, saying he fought like Kobe!

Kobe:? ? ?

Bogut's nickname "White Duncan" is more recognized.

Because his skills as a background panel are really comparable to Duncan's!

This time, Patterson and Bogut were disgraced and sent to their grandma's house.

As for Li Ang, his one-versus-two speed pass record undoubtedly added another brilliance to his career.

But this brilliant stroke made Stern's head hurt.

He really doesn't want to ban Li Ang. After all, Li Ang is one of the strongest cash cows in the league.

but.

Li Ang just didn’t give Stern a chance!

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