Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

The All-Star starting lineup has been announced, which has naturally become a hot topic in the NBA in recent days.

Major TV stations have also begun to produce special programs related to All-Stars.

Among them, TNT TV's all-star special program is the most anticipated.

The programs on ESPN and several other TV stations are very professional, but they are too serious and serious, and it is easy to fall asleep while watching them.

And what is the theme of All-Stars? Just playing and making trouble.

Therefore, TNT’s poop-and-pee style is very suitable for the theme of All-Stars.

On ESPN, you only see basketball.

But on TNT, you can not only see basketball, but also the crosstalk between Barkley and Kenny Smith. If you're lucky, you might even see one of them wearing strawberry pants to show off.

If you compare it to novels, ESPN is like an ordinary basketball novel, it’s really just about basketball.

And TNT is like a novel written by some serious people for serious readers. Apart from basketball, there are days and days, and legs.

Which correction is tighter is naturally self-evident.

In fact, at the beginning, the style of TNT TV station was quite serious.

Until one day, they signed Barkley, who had just retired.

Then the entire TV station's style collapsed.

I have to say, this is the influence of a superstar.

Now, TNT TV station decided to be extravagant again and signed Li Ang, an eight-time All-Star and an unknown number of boxing All-Stars!

Under normal circumstances, TV stations will not sign contracts with active players.

It's not because the NBA doesn't allow it, but because active players don't have time to do programs for a long time.

But this time, the signing between TNT and Li Ang is something special.

Li Ang will not be doing programs on TNT for a long time, and he will only need to dub videos for a short one or two minutes every week.

In fact, someone has even written the copy for Li Ang, and Li Ang only needs to read it out.

And this unprecedented new cooperation is TNT's new column, "Friday Football"!

The TV station will select five five awkward balls every week, just like ranking the five best balls, and then broadcast them after being dubbed by Li Ang.

After Li Ang contacted Barkley before and expressed his thoughts, Sir Flying Pig immediately reported the news to the station.

When the audience heard this, they laughed. People like Li Ang, with such unorthodox programs

Charles, you don't think we're going to sign someone as crooked as you, do you?

Then your intuition is really accurate!

Our station is extremely welcoming of a psychopath like you. It would be best if you can bring your medical records to work!

To be honest, TNT TV station really does not recruit serious people, otherwise they will not be able to sign Shaq in the future.

Since Shaq came to Taili, Barkley has become much more normal.

In this way, the two sides hit it off. A brand new "Friday Football" program was born on TNT.

Taking advantage of the All-Stars, TNT TV station decided to release the first episode of the program.

Since this is the first issue, I have to create a sense of ceremony.

Therefore, Li Ang personally appeared on the show today, and together with Barkley, he opened up the source of all evil in these five awkward games.

The program was broadcast during prime time, and because it had been publicized for some time that Li Ang would participate in the program as a special guest, the ratings of this program were very high from the beginning.

After all, Li Ang's traffic is still here, which is why Li Ang can get an annual salary of one million from TNT just by dubbing every week.

"Li, you are very welcome to be a guest on TNT TV station. You have been in very good shape recently and have won nine consecutive games." After the game started, Barkley and Li Ang exchanged polite greetings.

"Well, I have to thank my teammates for this. I also have to thank Kevin's teammates, especially Ricky Davis. Six turnovers in 20 minutes is really impressive!"

Ricky Davis:

Less than two minutes into the show, Ricky Davis turned off the TV.

Because he is now certain that this program is not for people to watch!

Kobe was so prescient that he had no intention of watching this show to avoid humiliating himself.

Since the last time he participated in a program with Li Ang and Li Ang complained about it and almost spit blood, Kobe has refused to watch any programs with high content.

"So Li, do you think all the All-Star starters in this year's game deserve their spot? Is there anyone who you feel is a pity that they were not selected?"

"That is undoubtedly my good brother Jermaine O'Neal, I think he still has the ability to start.

Of course, Amare Stoudemire also lives up to his reputation.

I actually just want to say sorry to everyone. Players from our solar system occupy too many All-Star starting positions. "

Li Ang used his strength to explain what "everything can be Versailles" means.

Barkley and Leon sang in harmony and carried forward the career of being an unworthy person.

Kenny Smith is worried, will the ratings of such an inhumane program really be high?

Then he looked at the data, and boy, the ratings are through the roof!

The players may not like this show, but the fans will like it.

After that, Li Ang and Barkley chatted about the recent hot events in the NBA. Li Ang basically would not miss any opportunity to complain about others.

Many players couldn't stand just listening to Leon and Barkley talking about cross talk, and they wanted to rush into the TV station and tear Leon and Barkley into pieces.

But he couldn't defeat them, so he had no choice but to give up.

However, complaining is just a warm-up.

After chatting for about ten minutes, Barkley and Leon started to get to the point.

"The main reason I invited Li Ang here this time is to collaborate with him on a brand new show called "Every Friday Awkward Ball".

Each week, Leon and I will pick out five mind-blowing moments on the basketball court and rank them.

So, those of you who are still playing, be careful. All the moments when you make a fool of yourself may be captured by us!

I'm curious Lee, what made you want to do a show that was such a fun show? "

"There is no special reason. I just want to use other people's embarrassment to bring happiness to everyone. Today is the first episode, so I have prepared a lot of embarrassing videos for you. I hope you will like it!"

It wasn't until here that the show got down to business.

All fans are full of expectations and have watched too many of the five best games, but these five awkward games are really fresh.

And the first person to appear on the scene in the history of this program is the league's number one forward, Tim Duncan!

I saw Duncan receiving a pass from his teammate under the basket, and then he stood there with concentration and a serious expression on his face and swung a big windmill!

The big windmill in situ, the classic chant spreads!

As soon as he came up, Duncan's in-situ windmill made the fans laugh.

Did he forget to jump?

Although for Li Ang, this video of Duncan's windmill in situ is tired of watching.

But for fans in this day and age, this video is enough to make them laugh.

The most outrageous thing is that after the video of the big windmill in place, Li Ang also posted a picture of Ma Long kicking Duncan in the head, and the text: "I will make you windmill every day!"

At this time, Duncan happened to be watching the show at home.

His face was as paralyzed as Duncan's, and the corners of his mouth were also twitching at this time.

Although Duncan had long known that Li Ang was not a human being, he did not expect that he was a real dog!

I am such a low-key and serious player, how can you do anything with me?

Well, the funniest thing about Duncan is that he doesn’t know he’s funny!

Soon, the second ball started. Although Duncan was cursing, he was secretly looking forward to seeing which unlucky guy would be on the list next.

At this time, a press conference scene appeared on the screen, and a tall man who looked like a fool walked into the press conference.

Duncan was about to laugh, but something felt more and more wrong.

etc.

Why does the second idiot on TV look so much like me! ?

That's right, the second goal was Duncan's!

It's not that Li Ang wants to hack Duncan, it's mainly that Duncan has too much and rich material.

He is not called the number one forward in history for nothing.

On the screen, Duncan tripped on the steps as soon as he stepped into the press conference hall.

Being tripped while attending a press conference is supposed to be very embarrassing.

In order to cover up this embarrassment, Duncan actually ran a few steps forward after being tripped and staggered a few steps, then jumped up and made a shooting motion.

After finishing the action, Duncan calmly sat on the bench and pretended that the bet didn't happen.

It was as if he took those few steps forward on purpose!

Duncan may have thought he was hiding it well, but looking at Duncan's behavior from a third party's perspective was simply embarrassing.

Duncan himself could hardly stand it anymore. Why was I so stupid?

"Hahahahahaha, A Zhan, please watch Li Ang's new show, it makes me laugh so hard, hahahaha!"

Angua was at home, talking on the phone and watching TV.

To be honest, before watching this show, Anthony never knew that the rock-solid Duncan could be such a charlatan!

This is so well concealed!

James was already worried about next month's phone bill, so he thought it would be good to relax and unwind, so he turned on the TV to watch new programs.

Well, if you ask James to spend 1 million a year on his own body care, he won't even blink.

But the phone bill of $50 a month made A Zhan feel heartbroken.

This is normal. Some people spend one or two thousand a month to eat fruit plates without feeling heartache. But at noon, you can struggle to death over the disparity of one or two yuan in delivery fees.

Anthony put down his phone, only to smile and see himself on the TV screen.

"Geneva" Guagua's smile gradually disappeared. At this time, Angua on the screen was running on the basketball court. However, without any hindrance, Angua's right foot inexplicably tripped the floor and fell flat on the ground. .

Falling on the ground is outrageous enough, and coupled with Angua's innocent expression, the video has a high comedy content.

At this time, Anthony's phone rang.

As soon as the call was connected, Ajan's heartless laughter came from the receiver.

"Hahahahaha, Dwayne, this show is really funny! Hahahahaha! Did you see that fat guy Angua on the field? He can actually trip himself up hahahahaha! I told you before He’s so stupid!”

Angua's hands were shaking: "LeBron, did you call the wrong number?"

"Huh? Damn it. Beep~~~"

The phone was hung up instantly. James originally wanted to call Wade but accidentally called Angua.

When Angua called again, only one sentence came from the receiver: "Sorry, the phone you dialed has been turned off."

However, there are still many players like James and Anthony at this time.

It was not a big deal for everyone to watch the excitement. They were quite resistant to this program at first, but unknowingly, the players also watched it with gusto.

Li Ang didn't even let his teammates go, and even corrected Nash's free throw process in which he first touched the soles of his shoes, then licked his hands and then fixed his hair.

As expected, the ratings of the show have continued to rise. The funny videos coupled with the complaints from Leon and Barkley have made fans unable to put it down.

Of course, the most surprising thing about watching this show as an NBA player is that your smile may suddenly disappear.

Because you never know whether you will be the next one to appear on the screen.

For example, Dirk kept laughing at Duncan, but he smiled and saw himself driving in reverse and falling.

Another example: Garnett was laughing at Dirk, but he smiled and saw himself fighting and retreating.

Garnett looked at the camera of himself fighting and retreating, his fists clenched.

Damn it.

Playing it backwards, this is definitely playing it backwards!

Slander me, Li Ang, he slanders me!

At the end of the program, Li Ang said that his favorite part comes next.

Then, Paul's personal five-game highlight reel appeared.

What a picture of someone else not touching him at all, but him forcing himself to fall down and flop.

What video of Rondo punching him directly in the face?

Paul never knew that he had so many embarrassing scenes on the court.

People with a good mentality, such as Nash, may just smile and pass when they see themselves appearing on Li Ang's five-game show.

But Paul has always had a very strong self-esteem.

In the NBA, it's normal for players to touch each other's heads. Although in China, touching someone's head is very rude. But in the NBA, Li Ang does as the Romans do. Li Ang doesn't feel disgusted if his teammates with whom he has a good relationship touch Li Ang's head.

But Paul, who is the most native of the Mili family, does not allow others to touch his head because he feels that it is an insult to his height!

Well, as expected, the more a person lacks something, the more he cares about it.

Just like someone who really has it, would he care about others saying he doesn't have it?

Would a really tall person like Ben care if people said he was short?

In addition, Paul doesn't like to joke with his opponents. Even if he smiles at you, it's most likely a fake smile.

In short, Paul's character cannot bear to appear in this kind of program.

He felt that Li Ang might be deliberately humiliating himself!

Li Ang: Can you respect me? Please remove the word "maybe"!

When Paul was so arrogant before, Li Ang had long wanted to take revenge on him.

Isn't it just a matter of winning against the remaining Suns and seeing what he can get?

And Li Ang knew that doing so would also disrupt Paul's mentality in participating in the three-point contest.

After Paul's five embarrassing moments were played, the program also came to an end.

Barkley followed the prepared script and asked Li Ang a question: "The show is about to end, let's talk about yourself. You are about to participate in the three-point contest. What do you want to say to your opponents?"

In the program broadcast live across the United States, Li Ang showed two fingers: "You guys should quickly discuss who will compete for second place!"

For a time, the United States was in an uproar.

Li Ang actually dared to say this on a nationally broadcast program. I have to say it was quite exciting.

At this time, Barkley asked Li Ang another question: "So, who do you think is the least threatening among all opponents?"

Barkley doesn't ask who is the most threatening, but who is the least threatening.

This question is not something that humans can ask.

Others may find it very difficult to face this problem, but Li Ang did not even hesitate when faced with this problem:

"The least threatening. In fact, they are both quite strong and have the potential to be second. If I had to choose one, I would choose Paul. He may not be able to win second place, at most he can only be third. Three.”

Li Ang, officially fired!

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