Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

As soon as the May 8 tragedy came out, Anthony felt as if he had lost 10 pounds.

No more, the burden on me is finally gone!

You have no idea how hard it is to live with such a heavy burden.

It's okay, Pao'er. You can go to Mars with peace of mind. I will take good care of my siblings.

When you come back, I promise to give you two big fat boys!

Early the next morning after the game, Paul, who had been up all night, received a call from James.

Pao'er looked at the name on the caller ID and was very pleased.

One night, everyone on the Internet was laughing at me. Now, has someone finally remembered to comfort me?

A Zhan is better!

Paul answered the phone, and Ajan's voice came from the other end:

"Chris, it's okay, it's just 58 points, far from 100 points. Those who say you are in poor condition are purely a small group of people in society who don't understand football.

We brothers all believe that if you can't beat Li Ang, it's just because of your lack of ability, and it has nothing to do with whether you're in good condition or not. "

Paul:.

Paul clenched his fists, you really want me to die young, right?

But he suppressed his anger.

Forget it, Azhan also wanted to comfort me, but he just wasn’t very good at talking.

"Okay, don't be unhappy. The most important thing in life is to be happy. So what, when will you arrive tonight?"

"Huh? Where to go?" Paul looked confused.

"Didn't Angua organize a fun game tonight for us to relax? He didn't inform you? Wait a minute."

James suddenly reacted, let's just say, is there a possibility that this happy game was organized by him to celebrate Paul breaking his 54-point record.

Thinking of this, James quickly hung up the phone.

But it was too late, Paul on the other end of the phone had been hurt a million times.

This is crazy, the happy game has been organized, Angua, you are not a human being!

Paul didn't know it yet, but Angua was not the only one who was enjoying the happiness now.

Let's just say everyone was happy except for the Hornets fans.

This is simply a game where only Hornets fans are hurt but the whole world is happy.

Paul became an instant hit this time, and became so popular that he became famous.

I thought Angua would be invincible if he scored 54 points in his debut in the playoffs. Who knew that only three years later, Paul scored 58 points in his debut.

That was indeed a show.

All of a sudden, there was a lot of content on the Internet.

"5 and 8 guess a basketball player."

"You people, you can also say it bluntly, extraordinary things are too much to talk about."

"On the basketball forum, let's discuss whether basketball is okay, and don't engage in such nonsense!"

It can only be said that Li Ang's existence has made the Chinese online world many years ahead of its original history.

In the past, netizens of this era were still trolling on Paopao Kart, and asking people in Doudizhu, "Are you GG or MM?"

But now, because of Li Ang's existence, the ability of domestic netizens to create memes has completely surpassed that of their contemporaries in original history.

Li Ang continues to provide domestic fans with a steady stream of material, and the Internet environment cannot be improved even if it is not improved.

Domestic network development cannot be separated from Li Ang!

This is a deep participation in the infrastructure construction of his hometown.

Of course, in addition to the country, Pao'er from the Mi Li family also became a god in one battle and established himself as his younger brother.

Early the next morning, ESPN reviewed last night's magical game.

When the Hornets fell behind by 58 points, fans saw Paul's aggrieved expression and could feel how desperate Paul was through the screen.

But I don’t know why, seeing such a tragic scene, the fans wanted to laugh very much!

Paul's expression, coupled with the score and his arrogant energy before the game, had an inexplicable comedic effect.

The fans have no sympathy at all.

In addition to this classic expression at 58 minutes, the scene of Paul crying directly in the tunnel after the game was also played on a loop by major television stations.

It's normal to be beaten to bleeding in the playoffs, but it's very rare to be beaten to tears.

Paul has truly become an indelible part of playoff history. His 58-year-old expression and his expression of being beaten and crying after the game will undoubtedly be mentioned repeatedly for many years to come.

There are also many fans who are not too concerned about the excitement and even rushed into the message area of ​​the Hornets' official website to express that they want to buy the Hornets' No. 58 jersey!

Because of this incident, the number of messages posted on the Hornets’ official website in one day is more than the usual number of messages in six months combined.

This made the Hornets management even seriously consider this proposal!

If this comes true, how much jersey sales will it drive?

Make money, don’t be embarrassed!

Paul didn't dare to watch TV at all. He was afraid that he wouldn't be able to survive the day after watching TV.

What else are you watching on TV? I, the leader of the 358th Regiment, am also a face-saving person!

Apart from Paul, Li Ang naturally made himself angry again.

The Suns are in incredible shape.

Li Ang scored 34 points in three quarters in the first game of the series, which also made people admire him very much.

There is no doubt that with the popularity of this game, the Suns have proven that they are indeed a championship team.

And because the Spurs also defeated the Nuggets in the first game, both the Suns and the Spurs showed strong dominance, which made fans look forward to the fight in the second round.

The fans were still satisfied with the seven games last year.

Phoenix fans were frustrated and unconvinced by the loss. Although the Spurs won, they failed to win the championship in the end and were not convinced.

Fans from both sides are eager to skip the first round and let these two teams full of grudges have a good fight.

Li Ang thought so too. After completing the task of educating the younger generation, Paul was no longer attractive to Li Ang.

Now he just wants to throw Paul out of the playoff ranks and then deal with the Spurs.

Scumbags are all like this, and they will use any means when chasing someone. After you get it, you can throw it away whenever you want.

Because Paul was completely shut down in the first game, the Suns still won the second game of the series without a fight.

To be precise, it was not just Paul who was beaten to autism, but the entire Hornets team.

This wave belongs to collective PTSD.

As soon as the Hornets players entered the field today, they saw countless fans holding up signs with the number "58" written on them.

What's more, he used tape to change Paul's size 3 to size 58, and then wore it on his body.

Paul was so angry that his body couldn't help but tremble.

Sunny Arizona, but no one!

As soon as they entered the court, they were beaten by the Suns fans, which showed the state of the Hornets.

The Hornets still played poorly in the second game, and were at a loss what to do under the Suns' highly targeted defense.

Today, Paul did not only score 7 points, but scored 16 points under Li Ang's defense.

Of course, the hit rate is very poor, less than 35%.

David West worked very hard and scored 24 points on Diaw's head today.

But with only 24 points, there was no way to help the Hornets reverse their decline.

112-98, the Suns once again defeated the Hornets at home, and the total series score became 2-0.

Suns fans were almost crying. I think they played six games against the Clippers in the first round last year. In this year's first round against the Hornets, the Suns finally showed their unparalleled dominance.

After two games in the series, something finally changed.

O'Neal Jr. will not travel with the team to Oklahoma to play away games.

That's right, Oklahoma. Due to the impact of the hurricane, although the Hornets are ostensibly called the New Orleans Hornets, their home court this season is actually in Oklahoma City.

Xiao Ao's side, his daughter's surgery date is getting closer and closer, and he also hopes to leave the team temporarily to be with his daughter.

For the Hornets, this is undoubtedly their best chance. Even if you can't win the entire series, you can at least take the opportunity to win one or two games.

O'Brien's departure has indeed caused a certain amount of panic among Suns fans, who are all afraid that this good situation will be ruined.

However, in the third game of the series, the Suns won the game again with a 15-point advantage!

Without O'Neal, the Hornets are still vulnerable.

Boxing champion Tyson himself is not an offensive insider, so there is not much difference in who is used to face him.

As for the rest of the Hornets, even if they wanted to exploit the Suns' internal weaknesses, they couldn't.

Because they even have very few chances to get inside.

Li Ang can always guard Paul before he enters the penalty area, and Diaw also forces David West to shoot from the edge of the three-second zone.

In addition, Li Ang's defensive assist badge has also become a diamond level, which makes it more convenient for him to play at both ends of the defensive end.

When playing against the Hornets, there really isn't much difference with or without O'Neal. Don't talk about Xiao Ao, even if Nash is given up, Li Ang can handle this Hornets.

3-0, the Suns have pulled the point difference to double digits for three consecutive games!

Paul finally realized deeply that it was simply a luxury to hope to win against Li Ang once.

That nonsense, don't talk about Paul, a second-year rookie. McGrady has been in the league for almost 10 years, and he has never defeated Li Ang in the playoffs.

At this point, the outcome of the first round of the series has basically been decided.

Unless Paul grows 15 centimeters overnight and becomes a serious Jordan, the Hornets have no chance.

However, growing 15 centimeters longer is not easy. This is no longer something that the little blue pill can solve. I'm afraid it's not a transplant.

Jordan said, even if you replace Paul with me, I may not be able to reverse the situation.

This is not a question of whether you can survive the beating, this is a question of whether your ribs can hold up.

Playing with Li Ang, the more you play, the weaker you will become.

At this point in the playoffs, NBA officials have begun to announce the final selection results of this year's regular season awards.

The first one to be announced is this year’s Most Improved Award.

Dior successfully defeated Monta Ellis, Kevin Martin and other opponents and became the winner of this year's Most Improved Award!

Previously in the Eagles, Diaw was basically completely abandoned.

In the final season of the Hawks, he averaged only 8.8 points, 4.6 rebounds and 3.9 assists per game.

This season, after the Suns changed from guard to power forward, his data became 15.4 points, 6.9 rebounds and 4.3 assists.

Great progress indeed.

All I can say is that the Suns are indeed a very good team.

If Diaw continues to stay in Atlanta, he is likely to be inactive for the rest of his life.

But playing sideways next to Li Ang and Nash, he stood out.

Dior's win can be regarded as the beginning of this year's regular season award presentation.

The most anticipated event this year is naturally the MVP selection.

This may be the most suspenseful year in MVP selection in recent years.

In the past few seasons, there was actually no suspense about the MVP.

The Mavericks had such an outstanding record last season, and Dirk's statistics were also very good. No team's record was even close to that of the Mavericks.

Therefore, it makes sense for Dirk to win the MVP.

Pushing forward a few years, Li Ang led the team to 72 wins in 2005. If he can lead the team to 70 wins, there will be no suspense about the MVP.

Going forward, the same situation happened when the Suns won 68 games in the 2004 season. If the Suns have a good record and Li Ang's statistics are good, the MVP will definitely go to the league's number one star.

But this year, things are different.

This year, the Mavericks are still No. 1 in the league, but Nowitzki's average of 23.4 points, 8.9 rebounds and 3.4 assists per game is not particularly impressive.

There is no need to compare with others. Compared with his own last season, this data has even declined.

Nowitzki's advantage in competing for MVP is undoubtedly based on his record.

But in terms of record, the Mavericks are not that amazing this season.

Although the Suns are only second in the league, they are only two fewer wins than the Mavericks. One has 67 wins and the other has 69 wins. The Mavericks have not opened up a qualitative gap in record.

Let’s take a look at Li Ang’s data. Compared to Dirk’s tepid numbers, Li Ang averaged 32.8 points, 9.4 rebounds, 5.6 assists, 1.7 steals and 1.6 blocks per game this season!

The data almost crushes Dirk in all aspects, and he is also the regular season scoring champion this season.

Well, Kobe Bryant's position as the scoring champion was taken back by Li Ang after only sitting for one year.

This is because Odang is not proficient enough as a forward, and occasionally has the evil thought of jumping up to grab rebounds.

Otherwise, Li Ang's rebounds per game would definitely be in double digits.

Under such circumstances, although Li Ang is only second in the league, it is not impossible to win the MVP.

The MVP winner is not necessarily selected from the league's number one team every time.

In the 2000-01 season, the Spurs had 58 wins and the 76ers had 56 wins, but the MVP was not Duncan, but Iverson, who averaged 31.1 points per game.

96-97 was even more classic. Jordan's Bulls won 69 games and Malone's Jazz only had 64 wins. As a result, Malone stole the MVP from Jordan.

Although some people think that Malone can win this MVP purely because Jordan has won too many MVPs and people are a little tired of it, so he chose Malone.

And that year, the Jazz also paid the price in the playoffs and were defeated by Jordan in a very cruel way.

But no matter what the reason is, the MVP is not necessarily the number one star in the league.

It's just that the league's number one star has the highest probability of winning the MVP.

Therefore, many people feel that it is very likely that Li Ang will stage a counterattack again after many years and steal the MVP from Nowitzki!

Li Ang's performance is indeed impeccable. Whether it is offensive efficiency, defensive efficiency or versatility, he is better than Dirk.

And these 67 wins were achieved when Li Ang was suspended for 15 games!

Many people feel that if Li Ang had not been suspended for fighting, the Suns might have achieved 70 wins in the regular season for the second time in history.

In short, this year's MVP selection is finally no longer so boring and begins to affect the hearts of all fans.

If Dirk wins the MVP, his historical status as two consecutive MVPs will change.

And if Li Ang wins the MVP, he will become another legend who has won the MVP three times in his career.

Among the three MVPs in NBA history, one of them is considered a big-shot figure.

Kobe Bryant: Do three All-Star MVPs count?

And if Li Ang does it, he will be the only international player on this list.

Regarding who can win the MVP, the two groups of fans are quarreling on the Internet.

"Of course it's my Dirk. He's handsome, has good grades, and can drive backwards. What do you think his shortcomings are?"

People directly suspected that this was Cuban's trumpet. In Cuban's eyes, the sauerkraut that Dirk stepped on was fragrant.

There are also many supporters of Li Ang. Li Ang ranks in the top 20 in the league this year in terms of points, assists and rebounds. There are still many 50+ and 40+ games this season, and he even scored 71 points.

With such a dominant performance, it would be unjustifiable not to win the MVP award.

The neutral fans are very sad.

Geneva, when the NBA league discusses MVP, it is actually discussing two crooked nuts! ?

Where have all the local players from the beautiful country died?

Some people suggested that the wages of Mi Li's basketball players should be lowered and they should not be given sea cucumbers to eat!

With such a high salary, the MVP can only watch the Chinese and Germans compete. How shameful!

Amid the controversy among fans, the fourth game of the series between the Suns and the Hornets ended in a one-sided situation as always.

Because they were 0-3 behind, the Hornets had no resistance in Game 4 and allowed the Suns players to deal damage to them.

The game once again fell into garbage time, but this time the Suns did not play hard, and ultimately only defeated the Hornets by 22 points.

In four games, the Hornets have lost by an average of 26.5 points per game.

This is the series with the largest average point difference per game in NBA history, and it is probably also the series with the largest difference in strength.

The three-shot series created two histories, and even Kidd had to be resigned to this.

After the game, Li Ang was finally upgraded successfully and got 10 extra point opportunities.

Li Ang had already thought about the plan to add points this time.

He first spent 3 attribute points to add the lateral movement attribute, increasing his lateral movement speed from 92 to 95. Going up further, you need to add 2 attribute points once.

Later, Li Ang used 5 attribute points to increase his strength from 86 to 91!

These two extra points are all preparations for the next game against the Spurs.

The disadvantage of O'Neal's absence may not be reflected in the Hornets. But soon, when facing the Spurs, this disadvantage will be infinitely magnified.

O'Neal Jr.'s return date has not yet been determined, and the Spurs' inside line is almost a downgrade blow to the Suns.

Tim Duncan, Li Ang doesn't dare to underestimate that guy's strength.

Therefore, Li Ang must do it himself to contain that idiot on the defensive end.

The purpose of adding lateral movement is to be able to jump repeatedly inside and outside. The purpose of adding strength is to withstand Duncan when he occasionally switches defenses.

Li Ang's defense against Duncan is not just a fantasy. In the original history, when the Spurs and Pistons played in the Finals, I worked with the Roaring God and defended Duncan to great pain.

He can do it, and so can I, Li Ang!

Daben: No, you can't, you are only 2.06 meters and I am 2.12 meters~

With two attribute points left, Li Ang increased his mid-range shooting attribute from 97 to 98!

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This is the last preparation Li Ang can do before facing the Spurs.

Last season, the Suns played against the Spurs with a remnant lineup and lost extremely humiliatingly.

This year, the Suns once again used food to defeat the Spurs, and Li Ang will not repeat the same mistakes.

The first round of the parenting game is over, and the truly bloodiest competition is about to begin!

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