Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

Kobe was sitting at home, practicing one sentence over and over again:

"Those words on the show were all said by Ah Jian and have nothing to do with me, Snake.

I asked him to stop talking, but he didn't listen. Li Ang, you know me. I am a very high-quality person and I will not let others kneel down casually. "

Throughout the day, Kobe's nerves were very tight.

He was afraid that Li Ang would climb over the wall next door and come in to settle the score with him.

In the program last night, the hard part looked so majestic under the camera.

Directly claiming to make the Clippers kneel down.

Good guy, for a while, Harde became a powerful figure in Los Angeles. After all, Li Ang's previous declaration at Staples was really embarrassing to Lakers fans.

When did the Clippers dare to jump on the Lakers?

Garnett's response made Lakers fans angry.

In fact, not only Los Angeles fans, Durant is also very grateful to Harde.

Durant broke a record just after playing his first game of the new season: "The top five players in the NBA occupy four of the top spots."

Seeing his embarrassing appearance on the TV, Adu wanted to die.

If the goddesses see this, how can I live?

Isn’t my image ruined?

Thanks to Jiute, his speech on the show took away the popularity of the five embarrassing ones, and Adu was able to avoid the embarrassment of a social death.

Hardcore and Los Angeles fans were happy, but Kobe was really panicked.

Damn it, you can’t just take pleasure in this kind of thing.

You feel better after working hard. Have you ever thought about how I feel?

The old snake was on tenterhooks all day long and felt almost listless.

Garnett actually asked Li Ang to kneel down? The purpose of Li Ang coming to Los Angeles is to let Clippers fans stand and watch the ball, but his legs are weak and he can't kneel down!

When you say this, you are not going against him.

There is no other way, Hard Te can only take advantage of this moment to get hard.

As a tough-talking player, when will you wait until now?

Christmas is still early anyway, so what is Garnett afraid of? Could Li Ang still come to my house and chop me down?

Kobe: But he can come and cut me, damn!

However, Kobe was completely overthinking it.

At this time, Li Ang had no intention of climbing over the wall of Kobe's house. At this time, Li Ang

I am studying videos of young ladies dancing online!

So how can this be called astringent? This is called endless learning!

Li Ang thought about it carefully. Now that Durant has received this reward, it cannot be wasted.

Although dancing may not necessarily trigger the badge effect 100%, but...

It’s also great to lead everyone in a dance to boost morale before the game!

But Li Ang really can’t dance, so he started looking for videos on the Internet to learn.

But after watching it for an hour, Li Ang could not remember even a single dance move except for the long legs that filled the screen!

Sure enough, such awe-inspiring things cannot happen through force.

Li Ang was about to turn off the computer when he received a private message from social media.

When I clicked on it, I found that it was actually the crazy girl.

"I received the shoes, thank you. Actually, you don't have to buy a pair of shoes to compensate me. By the way, I should actually apologize to you for what happened last time. I'm really sorry."

Li Ang had just asked someone to buy a pair of identical shoes and send them to Kudchenkova a few days ago, so he thought he had made peace with that lunatic.

She probably received something today, so she sent a private message to Li Ang.

Li Ang had no intention of replying to her and closed the chat interface.

But as soon as I turned it off, I received another private message:

"Otherwise, I'll treat you to a meal and apologize, or give you whatever gift you want, and I'll give it to you."

On the other side of the screen, Kudchenkova was indeed embarrassed.

She is a strong person and doesn't like the feeling of owing others something.

Li Ang had to pay for her high heels, and she wanted to express her apology in some way.

She stared at the screen for a long time, then flipped through Li Ang's social media pages. But after waiting for a long time, Li Ang still didn't reply to her message.

Kudchenkova was stunned for a moment. Wait, why do you think I'm like a dog waiting for a reply from my boyfriend?

Damn it, if I send him another message I’m a dog!

"Ding dong."

The computer beeped, and Kudchenkova hurriedly opened it to see Li Ang's reply: "There's no need to apologize or anything like that."

Then, Kudchenkova, who had just said that replying would be a dog, immediately replied: "No, it must! Otherwise, I will be so arrogant and unreasonable!"

Li Ang was also convinced. With your tone, are you inviting me to eat or ordering me to eat?

Are all Mao girls so strong?

And you are arrogant and unreasonable to begin with!

"Forget it, everyone is busy."

"I don't have to film recently, I'm not busy. That's it. Let me know when you have time."

After replying, Kudchenkova punched the table.

What do you mean, I still can’t invite you, right?

I have to treat you to this meal, and I have to treat it even if you don’t want to treat me!

Of course Li Ang is not in the mood to eat now. Li Ang is dreaming about long legs. Oh no, he is dreaming about how to fuck the Lakers.

The conflict between the Lakers and Clippers can only be resolved by a solid fight.

It's a pity that for the sake of the excitement of the Christmas game, the Lakers and Clippers will not meet before the Christmas game.

But this is okay, because Li Ang believes that with the Clippers' current state, it is actually difficult to beat the Lakers.

Even though the Clippers won these two games against the Mavericks and Thunder very easily, in fact, to put it bluntly, it was because their opponents were not strong enough.

In the game against the Mavericks, Pierce was not in top form, or even in average form. Pierce's 9 points in a single game are rare throughout the season.

The Thunder's own hard power is not enough to compete with the Clippers. A team that allows Li Ang to easily score 55 points is naturally not a strong team.

Therefore, winning these two games does not mean anything.

Li Ang is not complacent about the victory in these two games. The Clippers actually still have many problems.

For example, Dunleavy and Lu's on-the-spot command of the pair of Crouching Dragons and Phoenixes was a bit lame. These two immortals are like computers that have been used for ten years. When watching a movie, the audio and video are out of sync.

Also, the Clippers' triangle offensive system has not yet been fully adjusted. In the previous two games, because the opponent had no interior defense, they could win by relying on random battles.

And if they really meet the Lakers, it will definitely be difficult to defeat them by disrupting the game.

Therefore, before the Christmas game, Li Ang and the team still have one and a half months to adjust the offense.

Only by thoroughly understanding the triangle offense system can the Clippers defeat the Galaxy battleship-like Lakers.

Let's think of these next games as a way to gain experience before fighting the big boss.

After the game with the Thunder, the Clippers faced the Jazz in two consecutive games at home and away.

On the Jazz side, the combination of Deron and Boozer has become very mature, and this Salt Lake City team has once again become a powerful force in the Western Conference.

However, the combination of Deron and Boozer can't even beat last season's declining Suns, let alone the current Clippers.

The Jazz are now in an embarrassing situation where they are not as good as their superiors and more than their inferiors.

You say the Jazz are not good, but the Jazz can finish fourth or fifth every year.

You say the Jazz are fine, but they have almost no chance of winning the championship.

In fact, the tactics used by coach Sloan are still the same UCLA pick-and-roll. The reason why the Jazz is not as good as it used to be is mainly due to human factors.

Boozer and Deron are never as good as the Postman and Stockton.

Although Deron has stronger independent offensive ability than Stockton, Deron is not as good as Stockton in terms of driving the team.

Moreover, Deron's defensive ability is not as good as Stockton. Stockton has won five secondary defenses in his career. Even though he looks like a gentleman, even bad boys like Rodman claim that Stockton is the dirtiest defender in the league. Defender.

Although Deron is good at beating Paul, he is really bad at defending others, and has never been selected for the defensive team in his career.

As for the gap between Boozer and Malone, the gap is even greater. Boozer has to be said to be a textbook level offensive figure at the fourth position. He can score through pick-and-rolls, has low post ability, can turn over for jumpers, mid-range shots, and has Can break through with the ball, can cut through the air, can support, and has skills at the basket.

Anyone who has seen how Boozer and Okur tortured Yao Ming in the original history knows that this guy is indeed not simple.

But Boozer can do what Malone did back then, and he can do it better than Boozer.

Malone has been in the top five in scoring for 13 seasons in his career, including second in scoring in 5 seasons, second only to Jordan.

This kind of scoring ability is something Boozer does not possess.

Boozer has averaged only 21 points per game in his highest season of his career so far.

As for the defense of Boozer and Malone, the gap is even greater.

The offense is not as good as Malone, and the defense is not as good as Malone. This is like two female colleagues. Although both of them are excellent at work, one of them dances for everyone after work. Who can stand this?

Therefore, the current Utah duo can only be considered a trumpet at best.

What team did Sloan lead back then? People are used to playing with max-level accounts. If you now ask them to play alt accounts and ask them to show results, isn't this bullying an honest person?

These two games also showed the lack of hard-hitting ability of Deron and Boozer.

In the first game in Salt Lake City, Kirilenko slightly contained Li Ang with his desperate defense.

However, Duncan directly destroyed the Jazz inside, and Deron, a fast and strong guard like Rose, could not restrain him.

Forget about being blown up on the defensive end, on the offensive end, Boozer was still nailed down by Diaw.

Dior has now begun to lose weight. Li Ang first took a handsome photo of Dior when he was thin to encourage him: "Look at what you looked like before, and look at you now!"

In the end, it was of no use at all. Instead, Dior replied: "It's good to be fat. In winter, if you have thick fat, you won't be afraid of the cold~"

Li Ang was speechless. That bear of yours has quickly become bigger than KK-chan!

In the end, Li Ang could only confiscate all the coffee machines in Dior's locker room.

Let’s lose weight and talk about drinking coffee!

Of course Dior can buy another one. No, with his financial resources, he can buy one for Li Ang and confiscate it every day.

But Dio is not the kind of person who doesn't know what is good or bad. He knows that Li Ang is forcing himself to become better.

Therefore, Dior also made up his mind to lose weight seriously.

Not only is he serious about losing weight, Dior also takes a much more serious attitude on the basketball court and is no longer lazy.

Today, Boozer was very uncomfortable being guarded by Diaw.

Depend on the pace, but you can't completely eat Dior.

Fight for your body, Dior's fat body will rebound his strength.

It won't work if it's too fast, and it won't work if it's too deep.

How much more fun can you play?

As a result, Boozer only scored 13 points in this game, and his shooting percentage was extremely low.

On the other hand, with the Clippers, Lao Deng scored 26 points, which means that I am not an ordinary blue-collar worker, I am a high-level blue-collar worker!

Rose scored 19 points, almost reaching 20 for the first time in his career. However, Rose's performance is also very good for a star point guard like Deron to perform like this.

Li Ang was pinched by Kirilenko today, but he still scored 22 points.

The three of them added up to 67 points, and together with Dior, the four giants scored 75 points together. Dior said that he really didn't want to win.

In the second home game, Li Ang was no longer restricted by Kirilenko today.

Nonsense, if you are restricted by the same person for two consecutive games, can you still be called a superstar?

Just like a real scumbag, he will never be restrained by the same woman twice!

Li Ang:? ? ?

What does this have to do with superstars!

Li Ang didn't perform well in the last game, and the Clippers beat the Jazz. In this game, Li Ang scored 32 points in revenge, and I don't know how the Jazz died.

The Jazz won both games, and the Clippers started their fourth consecutive victory!

Even in the playoffs, Li Ang would be able to say: "I'm already thinking about my opponents in the next round."

After winning the second game, reporters interviewed Li Ang and asked him to evaluate Rose's performance against Deron, a top point guard, in these two games.

Li Ang acted like a strict father:

"Derek can actually do better. Yes, I don't intend to praise him. In my opinion, he actually had the opportunity to score 20+ points in these two games.

Even so, Derek still performed much better than a certain 183 point guard. Yes, the one who lost by 58 points in the playoffs. "

Reporter: I know who it is. You don’t need to emphasize the 58 points!

The reporters were all convinced, okay, now Li Ang has learned how to use clever names to troll people.

On the surface, he was evaluating his great son Rose, but in fact, he was dismissing his other great son, Paul!

High, really high.

After beating the Jazz, the Clippers ushered in their first Eastern Conference opponent this year, Li Ang's first term, the Toronto Raptors.

The Raptors' third-year No. 1 pick, Valliari, was beaten hard by Lao Deng, and Dumb actually scored 31 points!

The owner of the Raptors couldn't figure it out. They were both No. 1 picks, so why was the gap so big?

Please give me a dozen champions like Deng Shu!

Li Ang was also speechless. You, the third-year No. 1 pick, can't beat the rookie No. 1 pick. How can you be so embarrassed?

Why isn't Duncan a rookie? As long as he doesn't hit the rookie wall, he will always be a rookie!

After the game, Dui, who scored a season-high 31 points, was not happy.

Well, because he has no expression on his face whether he is happy or not, so no one knows whether he is happy or not.

But in the tunnel, Duncan said to Dunleavy: "I'm sorry, coach."

Dunleavy looked confused: "What's wrong, Tim? Why are you apologizing?"

"I scored 31 points today. I'm really sorry. I promise I'll pass the ball more in the next game."

Yes, when you were with the Spurs, if you personally scored too many points, you would be scolded by Popovich.

Duncan had spent his entire career with the Spurs, so he thought the rules were the same everywhere.

In the previous game when Li Ang scored 55 points, Duncan thought Li Ang must have bought a fruit basket to apologize to Dunleavy.

Dunleavy was very speechless. Don't say buy me a fruit basket. If you can get 30+ every day, I can treat you to a fruit bowl every day!

These confusing behaviors of Duncan made Dunleavy dumbfounded.

The three stars in the team seem to be a little abnormal.

An autistic child whose face is paralyzed every day doesn't speak much. He doesn't know how to celebrate when he scores a goal on the court.

A rookie who has been playing for more than ten years must be careful not to laugh casually on the court every day, otherwise he will get a T and even chase you to apologize when he gets a high score.

One guy likes to run to the toilet after a game, not knowing what attracts him there.

Dunleavy sighed, maybe geniuses have some quirks.

The Clippers' game is still going smoothly. After defeating the Raptors, Li Ang led the team to defeat the Mosaics, Mavericks, Kings, Warriors and the declining Spurs.

Mosaic, Kings, Warriors and Spurs are not considered strong teams, so it is relatively easy to fight.

Although Mosaic has Stoudemire with very good statistics, Stoudemire's leadership ability is not strong.

The Warriors have Alian and bearded captain Baron Davis, but the upper limit of the team's strength is still very limited.

As for the Kings and Spurs, there really is no one left.

The Kings will not make the playoffs for more than ten consecutive years, and the good times are yet to come.

As for the Spurs, the Spurs in this history were broken up by Li Ang. The number of champions has shrunk to only one, and the GDP has been wiped out.

Ginobili serves as Jordan for 20 minutes. If you ask him to play as the sixth man, it's okay, but if you really ask him to lead the team, he can't lead the team. He doesn't have the ability.

The Spurs' newly selected Italian Gallinari did not meet the Spurs' expectations. There is no doubt that Gallinari will become an excellent starting player.

But what the Spurs need now is stars!

What's even more irritating is that their former star Ah-Dai actually accepted the thief as his father and joined Li Ang's team.

This is simply murderous and heartbreaking.

Duncan's operation of joining after he couldn't beat this wave was like a fairy guide for Adu.

None of these four teams have the strength to compete with the Clippers, so it is normal for the Clippers to win.

But the most unexpected thing is that the Mavericks actually lost the second battle between the Mavericks and the Clippers.

Before the start of the game this time, Pierce didn't dare to speak out any more wild words.

Even if a dog makes a mistake and you hit it twice, it will know it was wrong.

Not to mention that Pierce is still a human being.

However, it turns out that whether you can win this game has nothing to do with whether you talk trash before the game.

Dirk's performance in this game was still hot. He scored 33 points in the face of Diaw's defense. His mid-range efficiency was astonishingly high, with almost 100 hits.

But Pierce pulled again. Today, he didn't score 9 points in a single game, but his 14-point performance in a single game was still not enough.

Moreover, the Mavericks' interior defensive issues remain unresolved.

Defense can be said to be a guaranteed lower limit. If a team does not defend, it is destined not to go very far.

It seems that before the Mavericks acquired Tyson Chandler, whether they placed Pierce or McGrady next to Dirk, there was not much difference.

If you can't beat it, you can't beat it.

After these five opponents were played, the Clippers had already started a ten-game winning streak in a shocking way!

This result is even more surprising than seeing sexy pictures in novels.

After all, the Clippers lost more than they won in the previous preseason games. Moreover, anyone who knows a little bit about penalty kicks can see that the Clippers' triangle offense is still very immature.

As a result, they were able to achieve a ten-game winning streak.

After ten games, the Clippers' defensive efficiency ranks first in the league, even surpassing the Bulls, the veteran defensive powerhouse over the years.

The offensive efficiency is seventh in the league, and this is even when the triangle offensive system has not been fully adjusted.

This team is already so strong just based on the talent of its stars!

The Clippers, who have won ten consecutive games, have to avoid the Lakers, who have 8 wins and 2 losses.

Li Ang seems to be really gradually turning the Clippers into the new owners of Los Angeles.

At this juncture, the two teams with the best records in the Western Conference met.

The Clippers' next opponent is...

Lakers: Yes, exactly

Nuggets: Lakers, shut up first, yes, that’s right!

Like the Clippers, the Nuggets' performance in the first few games is also very surprising.

With 9 wins and 1 loss, even George Karl himself probably didn't expect that their start would be such a dream.

Nuggets fans didn't expect that a mere Pau Gasol would actually improve the Nuggets so much.

Li Ang also watched the Nuggets game video the night before the game started.

It has to be said that during this period, Gasuo was indeed the best candidate for second place in the league.

Who wouldn’t want a sister-in-law like this?

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