Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

Kobe Bryant's team counterattacked Staples, scoring 51 points in a single game and turning tough guy Barnes into a stripper.

It's both hessy and bunny ears. Those who didn't know better thought there was a scandal in the Clippers locker room, and role players used their bodies to bribe the team boss.

And once again, Kobe became the hero of the entire family.

When Li Ang seemed to dominate the league again, Kobe stepped forward and broke Li Ang's dominance of the league at the most difficult moment.

The one who resisted the Chinese hero would have to be Kobe.

Leon: No, it’s Stern.

Suddenly, the reputation of the league changed again.

Previously, mainstream voices also said that the Clippers would definitely stand out from the Western Conference this year.

As a result, after the game, the Lakers became the favorites among the media and fans.

When Li Ang attended the press conference after the game, he stopped joking.

Who can laugh at being 50 points behind at the beginning of the mission?

If the Lakers and Clippers fail to meet in the playoffs, it means that Liang will score 25 points more than Kobe in each of the next two games. No, he scored 25 points more than Kobe in each game, which is still 1 point behind.

Damn it.

This is simply like two girls liking you at the same time and trying to coexist peacefully for you. It is simply unrealistic!

Just like the men's football team qualifying for the World Cup, it is only theoretically possible.

If Li Ang successfully triggered the perverted "Avenger" badge in this game, the mission might still be possible. The next time they meet, with the blessing of the "Avenger" badge, Li Ang is not without the ability to score points.

But because Li Ang didn't play at all in this game, even though Kobe's performance was so outstanding and even if the Clippers lost the game, the "Avengers" badge was still not activated.

The most basic condition for this badge to be activated is that Li Ang must at least be on the court. I didn't even fight with others, so what kind of revenge is there?

Li Ang was desperate, but Kobe was enjoying himself.

At the Lakers' press conference, a reporter asked Kobe what he had said to Li Ang before the game.

Kobe answered truthfully: "I told Li Ang, if you don't guard me tonight, it will be 50 points."

This snake pretends to be so hard that even a woman can be conquered by the old snake.

Kobe's story of "If you don't guard me tonight, I'll score 50 points" has spread all over the Internet. This wave of the old snake has indeed made a turnaround.

As for the hard special, he would naturally not miss this opportunity to show off.

We were so humiliated by the Clippers in the last game, we must regain our face this time!

Therefore, Hardte also said very shamelessly when being interviewed by reporters: "Kobe and I scored 66 points together!"

Those who don't know think that Kobe and Hardy each have 30+ points. In fact, Hardy only scored 15 points.

This is simply what Laohe said: "The newspaper seller and I jointly purchased 81,000 first subscriptions, starting from the two gods!"

Hard special: Kobe scored 51 points and I scored 15. Is this shameless? No, this is called tacit understanding!

When he went to the underground parking lot after attending the press conference, Li Ang actually ran into Kobe and Hardy, the "real dogs" duo.

Kobe, who scored 51 points in the game, hadn't spoken yet, but Kobe, who had scored 51 points in the game, couldn't help but start pretending:

"Li, now you know what it means to win first, not to win? In the future, in Los Angeles, you should keep a low profile. The water in Los Angeles is very deep, and you can't control it! Don't forget who eliminated you last season. .”

"Yes, yes, you do a lot of push-ups, you dance well, and everything you said is right. You asked me not to forget last season, but my memory is really not very good. By the way, who was the leader last time? The team lost by 18 points and almost cried without being beaten? Kobe, can you remind me?"

Li Ang fought back mercilessly, then got in the car and prepared to leave.

The tough guy is asking for trouble. Kobe shook his head when he saw it.

He was so hard, but he couldn't squirt, and he loved to squirt. Kobe doubted that he was not a pussy.

Li Ang couldn't sleep after returning home. It was really frustrating for the team to lose in today's game.

Being suppressed by Kobe all the way and barely able to fight back, this is the horror of the complete Lakers.

The image of being eliminated by the Lakers in the playoffs last season began to reappear in Li Ang's mind.

Li Ang held his breath, but had nowhere to vent.

The next day, the news media was naturally very unfavorable to the Clippers.

Many media have said that this season's Clippers can only be considered a strong team in the regular season at best, and they are actually unable to fight a real tough battle.

The reason is very simple. Although the Clippers' current record of 30 wins and 4 losses is extremely gorgeous, the Lakers have lost when they faced strong teams capable of competing for the championship such as the Bulls, Magic and Lakers.

And they lost by double digits against the Bulls and Lakers.

Clippers fans sneered at this statement. Don't scoff, the Clippers will soon have another winning streak!

But what is unexpected is that the Clippers' winning streak has not yet begun, but they have suffered a losing streak for the first time in the season!

After losing to the Lakers, in the second game of Li Ang's suspension on January 8, the Clippers' opponent was Duncan's former team, the Spurs.

After all, the Spurs are rebuilding the team, so before the game almost everyone agreed that they would definitely win this game.

As a result, the Clippers overturned. Ginobili exploded with 33 points and Gallinari hit five three-pointers.

The Clippers didn't know whether it was because of low morale or because they underestimated the enemy, but their performance was very average.

This defeat can be regarded as the first upset the Clippers have encountered this season.

It is actually normal to be upset occasionally in 82 regular season games. Competitive sports without the following wins and wins is not exciting and incomplete.

But the upset couldn't come at a worse time.

The team just lost to the Lakers, and now it's even losing to the Spurs.

The team's morale was very low.

After two consecutive losses, the Clippers' record has become 30 wins and 5 losses.

If Li Ang wants to complete the task of copying Jordan now, then in the remaining 47 games, he can only lose 5 more games at most!

Kobe's tasks and Jordan's tasks are becoming more difficult for Li Ang.

This losing streak has caused the Clippers to be ridiculed by the outside world.

As a rich team, the Clippers are naturally overwhelmed by everyone.

Everyone is willing to see the team that Ballmer spends money to build win the championship, but they are even more willing to see Ballmer fail.

Boss Bao, if it doesn’t work out, sell the team.

Spend 2 billion to chase a trophy worth 130,000 yuan, but you still can’t catch it.

This is what’s dramatic~

What's even more disgusting is that after Duncan finished playing with the Spurs, he reported to the team doctor that he felt a little uncomfortable in his calf.

The team doctor checked and found nothing wrong, but he was probably just too tired.

Duncan is in his thirties, no matter how popular he is, he can't be on the clock every day.

Moreover, the next game is a back-to-back game.

The Clippers' schedule during this period is indeed very abnormal. They have to play 4 games in 5 days, two consecutive back-to-back games.

I wonder if the person who arranged the schedule thought up this schedule with his thumb.

The team doctor advised Dunleavy to rest Deng for one or two games in the first round, and not to let Duncan play in the next back-to-back game.

My mind is dull to begin with, but if something happens to my body again, it will be bad.

Dunleavy naturally adopted the team doctor's advice. Anyway, Li Ang can come back tonight.

With Li Ang here and resting Duncan, there should be no problem in the game.

But tonight, the Clippers' opponent is not weak, but the 58-year-old Hornets, fourth in the Western Conference.

This is the second meeting between the Clippers and the Hornets this season. Although the Clippers won the last time, it does not mean that the Hornets have no hope of winning back.

In the afternoon, the news was released that Duncan will miss tonight's game.

This is undoubtedly a shot in the arm for the Hornets and a little blue pill for everyone on the Hornets.

Now the Clippers are in a bad situation. They are playing back-to-back games for the second time in five days, and Duncan is absent.

Paul thought, I have the right time, the right place, the right people, and all the people!

Many people also expect the Hornets to let the Clippers experience a three-game losing streak and dampen their spirit.

Paul even wanted to defeat Li Ang and avenge his previous humiliation.

"Our performance during this period has been very stable, and I think we can win at Staples. Our team has the strongest stability!"

Paul, who was beaten by 58 points in the playoffs in previous years and suffered a 13-point reversal in the last game, said this.

Being reversed by 13 points in the last game is nothing, just an accident!

Sure enough, the less a person has nothing, the more he likes to emphasize something.

Who do you see talking about stability and birds at all times?

They emphasize it so much because they don’t have it!

In the locker room, Li Ang could clearly feel that the team was very tired.

The schedule is already intensive and they have recently suffered a losing streak. It is normal for the players to be in a bad mood.

Duncan also sighed, this man is really useless when he is old.

In critical moments, he couldn't get on the field. Without Li Ang, the team lost two games in a row.

Dumb blamed himself very much.

After Li Ang changed his clothes, he stood up and clapped his hands: "Listen, don't worry about what people outside say. Believe me, I will never let the team fall to the bottom!"

Li Ang's mentality today is similar to that of Kobe Bryant in the last game. He is extremely focused and has no time to care about other things around him.

When the team is in crisis, this is when the star player comes into play.

Li Ang knows very well that now only he can help the team get out of trouble.

Therefore, before the game started, Li Ang made a difficult and serious decision: "Brothers, let's dance!"

Today's game is definitely not easy to play. The morale of the Hornets is very high, and they are waiting to give the Clippers their third consecutive defeat.

As for the Clippers, since it was the second back-to-back game in five days, everyone except Li Ang was very tired. Coupled with Dumb's rotation, the Clippers were very passive today.

In order to ensure nothing goes wrong, Li Ang decided to take another gamble!

What if after dancing today, the badge effect is successfully triggered?

As soon as he heard that he was about to dance, Barnes became excited: "Wait a minute, I'll go back to the dressing room to get the stockings!"

"Stand right there! Some people, don't always think about releasing your nature every chance you get!"

Li Ang quickly stopped Barnes's increasingly perverted behavior. No wonder your wife would turn against Lao Yu. At least Lao Yu doesn't have these messy habits!

After stopping Barnes, Li Ang began to organize everyone to dance.

Li Ang was not afraid of embarrassment today because he had recently learned a dance move that he was very good at and was not so silly when he performed it.

I saw Li Ang standing in the middle of everyone, raising his arms high, and then pumping his crotch crazily to the rhythm of the music!

Well, not to mention that Li Ang was very familiar with this action. He had practiced it countless times with several different partners.

The female fans at the scene all screamed. Damn it, even watching a basketball game makes me wet.

Paul's mouth twitched as he looked at Li Ang dancing.

Why am I so overwhelmed by this kind of mental retardation that I can’t hold my head up!

After leading everyone to dance, Li Ang heard the system prompt.

Li Ang swallowed, what the hell.

When I opened the system interface, I saw that Adu’s temperament and dance king badge was successfully triggered this time. Li Ang will receive a bonus to shooting attributes throughout the game!

Li Ang took a deep breath. Today, he must kill everyone!

The game started soon. The Hornets played equally well in today's game. Don't forget that when the Hornets played against the Lakers a few days ago, the Hornets only lost by a few points against Kobe who seemed to be cheating.

Paul did not resort to diving to deal with Li Ang today. After all, he had already suffered a huge loss in the last game.

Not only is it easy to get beaten by Li Ang if you commit a foul, but you may not win. It is really not cost-effective.

The Hornets are in good shape as always and their offense is going smoothly.

Especially without Duncan, the Hornets are playing well in the paint.

The starting substitute for Dumb was the 2008 second-round pick Jordan. Jordan is still too young now. He has a talented body but too little experience. He is not very good at defensive timing, defensive positioning, and defensive judgment.

Although this history was taught by Dumb himself, it still takes time to teach these things.

Moreover, Li Ang very much doubted whether Ah-Dai had led Jordan astray.

Duncan's veteran defense is not reflected in Jordan. But Jordan learned a bit of Duncan's devilish smile.

Every time he was scored on, Jordan would giggle at Li Ang to apologize.

Li Ang shook his head. Duncan was really the kind of person who looked serious but was actually the most unserious person.

Make everyone around you immoral!

Because the inside attack stretched the hips, coupled with Paul's strong control of the court, the Hornets' offense was very impressive.

On the defensive end, the Hornets also chose to double-team Li Ang.

Jordan is no better than Duncan. He can't be the pivot in the triangle offense.

Therefore, the Clippers' triangle offense has been castrated, and Li Ang does not have as many one-on-one singles opportunities as before.

However, the Hornets played for a long time but found that they could not establish an advantage at all.

Because even if they resorted to double-teaming, the Hornets still had no way to bring Li Ang to justice.

Li Ang was very patient today and did not take random shots just because he got the bonus of Xiao Shuai's badge. He still chooses to trust his teammates. As long as his teammates have a chance, Li Ang will pass the ball.

Of course, when Li Ang himself has the opportunity, he will never show mercy.

Li Ang knows that if he keeps shooting despite being double-teamed because of the bonus, his shooting percentage will definitely be affected, leading to an overall decline in the team's offensive efficiency.

That would be counterproductive.

You can't get too high when you get bonuses, so that you can maximize the effect of the badge.

In this way, although Li Ang did not take many shots, every time the Hornets were about to gain momentum, Li Ang was able to extinguish its momentum with a timely goal.

In the last few dozen seconds of the second quarter, Paul set up a pick-and-roll and prepared to break through Rose. Jordan actively delayed and switched to Paul.

But Paul suddenly made a sudden stop and forced Jordan to defend himself.

Needless to say, the result was that Jordan was brutally trained by the military and was stunned by the cannon. In the end, he was unable to defend the ball.

After this goal, the Hornets led by 2 points and seemed to have a good chance of entering the second half with the lead.

The Hornets' last defense was to guard Li Ang tightly and not give him any openings.

Russell Butler stayed close to Li Ang, who was running without the ball, and even reached out to pull Li Ang's jersey.

Li Ang couldn't get rid of the defense after running for a long time. With only 5.8 seconds left in the half, Li Ang still didn't catch the ball!

At this time, Li Ang ran to the right side of the three-point line, while Diaw held the ball at the top of the arc and was ready to respond.

To be honest, the Hornets didn't receive the ball for 5.8 seconds. Everyone on the Hornets felt that this defense was actually successful.

But Li Ang didn't think so. He suddenly made a move to cut in, as if he wanted to run back and rush to the basket.

Butler hurriedly followed up. He knew that he couldn't even give him room to jump against Li Ang. Li Ang's ability to complete alley-oops was really abnormal.

But as soon as Butler caught up, Li Ang immediately ran back and returned to the three-point line!

Butler braked suddenly and was almost knocked down by Li Ang's continuous reverse running. Li Ang's continuous counter-running also allowed him to finally catch the basketball.

At this time, there were only two or three seconds left in the game, and Butler rushed forward without reservation, preparing to interfere with this shot. After all, time is running out, and Butler believes that Li Ang will definitely take action directly.

Who knew that Li Ang didn't actually shoot, but took advantage of Butler's focus to move forward, took a step towards the three-point line, and shook away the defense!

Counting the two consecutive reverse runs just now, Butler was equivalent to being shaken by Li Ang three times in 5 seconds!

Butler was shocked that Li Ang could calmly fake a shot when there was very little time left.

After swaying Butler, Li Ang stopped for a jump shot from mid-range, just in time to throw the ball out before time expired.

Before Paul could turn around, he heard a "swipe".

The basketball went into the net and the two sides were tied again!

Li Ang once again crushed the Hornets' ambition to open up the score!

Paul was so angry that he almost kicked the basketball away. Butler's defense had been done to the extreme just now, but for Li Ang today, even if there is only a little space, he can use it and score a goal.

This is the ability of a super scorer!

After scoring the goal, Li Ang glared at Paul fiercely, then shook his head at him: "I know what you are thinking, don't even think about it!"

Paul snorted softly in his heart, then looked up at the statistics of the first half of the game on the big screen.

No one knew this, but Paul was shocked when he saw it.

In the first half of the game, Li Ang actually made 9 of 9 shots without missing a single shot!

Paul only remembered that Li Ang was very accurate today, but he did not expect that Li Ang actually shot 100%.

Don't talk about Paul, even Li Ang himself didn't notice it.

But Paul then thought about it.

Li Ang scored 9 of 9 in the first half, and he only tied with us. If they miss even one shot, the Hornets can now lead the Clippers.

Isn’t it easy to win the game?

After all, Li Ang can't always hit the target in this second half, can he?

It shouldn’t be possible, right?

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