Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

Chapter 526 525 Only half of the elevator rumors are true (please vote for me!)

Li Ang returned to the team at noon the next day. Although he was not late for training, everyone still smiled evilly and cheered loudly when they saw Li Ang walking in.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, that's incredible, that's incredible, Li Ang, you are really not a human being!" Fu Laoer was the first to come up and looked at Li Ang with a lewd smile.

Barnes looked at Li Ang with admiration in his eyes: "You are worthy of being the boss. You can do such exciting things!"

Duncan rubbed Li Ang's head as always: "Young people are different, they are so playful."

Dior asked Li Ang deliberately and jokingly: "Brother Li, are you interested in participating in a French art film? I know a few directors and can introduce them to you!"

Even Ross, who is usually the most serious person, couldn't help but complain: "Brother Li, you have to take me to see this kind of dance next time!"

Li Ang looked at the excited expressions of his teammates, as if they were all waiting for him to tell the details of a series of things that happened yesterday.

But Li Ang waved his hand: "It's all fake news, how can you believe it!?"

We came together early this morning. After seeing the news in newspapers and on the Internet, Li Ang was frightened.

Yesterday, Leon and Scarlett were seen kissing in public in the elevator, but in the end it turned out to be: According to legend, Leon and Scarlett were shaking in the elevator!

Yes, it's that outrageous.

All the news today is reporting that Leon and Scarlett had a passionate sex in the elevator yesterday, and they couldn't wait to applaud their love on the spot. Everyone saw it when the elevator door opened!

As for why there is no elevator surveillance video, according to the media, it is because Scarlett took off her pants after entering the elevator and blocked the camera with her pants. It sounds like it has a nose and eyes.

For a time, Leon and Scarlett's elevator door was in an uproar. In a big city like New York, the most indispensable thing is gossip news.

This news can be said to shock Quan Chou, because even in the Mi Li family, which is extremely open and has no bottom line, the behavior of Leon and Scarlett is still too crazy and shocking.

How hot is this thing? On Mi Lijia's well-known large-scale adult learning website, the names of Li Ang and Scarlett were directly on the hot search list.

Of course, people can't find any relevant videos, but this shows how much people in the Mi Li family pay attention to this matter.

Everyone said they didn’t want pictures this time, but wanted videos directly!

Stern was also completely dumbfounded. He knew that Li Ang was responsible for traffic in the league, and any game involving Li Ang would attract a lot of attention.

But Stern never expected that even if he sent Li Ang to attend a charity ball, he would be able to generate a large amount of traffic!

As expected of Li!

Li Ang woke up this morning and was speechless when he saw the news. In the past, the media made up all kinds of rumors of their own. After all, they still made up the first picture and the rest. At any rate, they still looked at the pictures and wrote their words.

It's better now, it's just made up without any pictures!

The key is that there is no evidence, no photos or videos, yet so many people believe this news and so many media reports!

Mi Li's family is indeed a magical land that is extremely anti-intellectual.

Oh, by the way, spreading rumors is exactly the characteristic of Mi Lijia News.

From this point of view, this matter is not surprising.

Facing the curious questions from his teammates, Li Ang shook his head: "Can you use your brains and just take the elevator for a little while, enough time for me to do something?"

If Kobe was present, he would definitely agree. This news is fake at first glance. You don't know how long Li Ang can make noise next door!

The voice-activated light was left on all night. Even if Li Ang's fighting ability could get things done in the elevator, he wouldn't believe it even if he beat him to death.

The time spent in the elevator could only allow Scarlett to moisturize, but not Leon to have any reaction.

Sure enough, the person who knows you best is often your opponent.

The Clippers generals also know that this is most likely half fake news, and they are just taking advantage of Li Ang for fun.

Why half fake news? Leon and Scarlett may indeed not have applauded for love in the elevator, but that doesn't mean they didn't applaud elsewhere!

Because yesterday, Li Ang did not go back to the Clippers hotel to rest. After the dance, some reporters also photographed Leon and Scarlett getting into the car and leaving together.

Everyone then asked Li Ang where he had been last night. It was best to ask the truth.

Li Ang scratched his head in embarrassment. After being raped by Scarlett in the elevator last night, although the two did not say it explicitly, they had basically confirmed their relationship.

As a result, the two of them were inseparable together during the entire dance.

After the dance, because Scarlett drank some wine, Leon sent her back.

Little did they know that the weather was not good. As soon as they got out of the car, it started to rain heavily. Although they reached home within a few steps, the rain was so heavy that they still got wet.

After arriving at Scarlett's house, Leon borrowed Scarlett's bathroom to take a shower and dry himself. After all, there is a game the next day, and it would be bad if there was a flu battle.

As a result, after Leon came out of the shower, he found that Scarlett had also changed her clothes. She was only wearing a tight white T-shirt similar to yoga clothes. She was sitting on the sofa with her legs folded and staring straight at Leon: "Now, You don’t have to worry if the elevator door suddenly opens~"

Then the next step is to brainstorm the hidden content of 10,000 words.

All Li Ang knew was that when he woke up this morning, the white T-shirt Scarlett wore last night had turned into pieces.

Li Ang admitted that he might have been a little bit excited yesterday. Scarlett's extremely petite body in front of Li Ang inexplicably filled Li Ang with the desire to conquer, so Li Ang was a little rough during the monthly exchange.

Also, Scarlett is really good at trash talking. A verbal provocation, ah no, provocation, brought out all of Leon's potential.

In the NBA, Li Ang rarely gets swayed by his opponents' trash talk. But last night, Scarlett was attacked for her own fault.

Also, the quality of the clothes itself is not very good. Li Ang just pulled it lightly yesterday and it broke!

Can your Mi Li family’s yoga clothes and yoga pants not be of inferior quality? You have to be sincere when doing business.

Fortunately, last night was in New York and not Los Angeles, otherwise Kobe would have to blame Li Ang for his insomnia.

After getting up this morning, Leon looked at Scarlett's messy bedroom and admired the energy of the two of them last night.

After Leon walked out of the bedroom, he found that Scarlett was already preparing breakfast for himself in the kitchen.

Scarlett only wore a pair of sports shorts and a white tank top and sat beside the sink. She lifted her messy blond hair and looked at Leon affectionately: "Would you like breakfast?"

Then, Li Ang had a breakfast that made him more and more hungry.

If Li Ang hadn't had a game tonight and had to return to the team, Scarlett would probably have left Li Ang at home for afternoon tea, dinner, and a midnight snack afterward.

What happened to Scarlett’s hospitality? It's rare for Li Ang to come and stay at home, so he must make clear arrangements for Li Ang.

Even though he eats so many meals a day, it is estimated that Li Ang will lose weight as he eats more.

This is probably how Li Ang spent last night.

So, this thing in the elevator is so stupid!

How could such a complicated operation be completed in an elevator?

Within the Clippers team, everyone was making crazy jokes about Li Ang, laughing and joking.

At this time in Oklahoma City, Roy found Durant secretly hiding in the locker room crying today.

Durant lost his soul when he saw the news that was making waves on the Internet.

The goddess and Leon, in the elevator.

Two people, still in the elevator, in front of outsiders. Ugh, disgusting! I turned off the lights when I was crooked Scarlett!

Li Ang, you are a beast, you can even do it in the elevator. You can get a room for this kind of thing, even if you get one? It doesn’t cost much! They are simply bandits, worse than bandits!

Disgusting, disgusting! Disgusting, so disgusting!

The original plan was for Durant to charm Scarlett with his unique temperament and win her over. Unexpectedly, this beauty was hugged by Li Ang again!

I thought that my image in front of Scarlett could only decline due to the loss in the last game, but I didn't expect that it would drop to the limit.

Adu thought Scarlett was a light in his life, but unexpectedly it turned out to be a green light.

Adu originally thought that Li Ang was ruthless enough to keep him clean in the fourth quarter last time, but in the end, Li Ang came with a ruthless attack!

What you think is different from what you think. Leon and Scarlett played a trick on Durant that they never expected.

Adu shed tears, but there were no more tears, not even a drop. Li Ang drank all the bath water!

Li Ang said don't be discouraged. I almost lost a drop last night. We are actually about the same.

Only now did Adu realize that he might be God, but Li Ang’s life last night was even happier than God’s!

He lost in the end, and he lost badly.

Adu was completely conquered by Li Ang before he formally challenged Li Ang.

Looking at the various sweet photos of Leon and Scarlett on the red carpet yesterday, Adu was even more heartbroken.

This incident tells us that competing with Li Ang on the basketball court is the least harmful thing.

If you want to compete with Li Ang outside the basketball court, you will find that Li Ang is even more inappropriate.

The heartbroken Adu posted a very contemporary update: In my world, you are still pure, only this world is dirty.

Who hasn’t posted a few non-mainstream comments?

Adu just wants to figure out one thing now: Li Ang, have you ever fed anything weird into my goddess’s mouth?

In the afternoon, Scarlett Johansson and Leon naturally became the targets of a frantic pursuit by New York reporters.

Scarlett went out in the afternoon to go to Madison Square Garden to watch Leon's game today, but she was besieged by reporters as soon as she went out. She has never been so high-profile.

Marvel Studios has decided that Scarlett, who has her own traffic, will be used as the Black Widow!

Maybe, she can also ask Li Ang to make a guest appearance!

The reporters surrounded Scarlett and asked her very explicit questions. They all directly asked her if what happened with Leon in the elevator last night was true.

Scarlett was not embarrassed, but smiled:

"Leon is a great person. The two of us were indeed making out at the time, but it was just making out. How could we do that kind of thing in the elevator? It was too unhygienic.

Besides, it's quite difficult to do anything in the elevator because the time is really short, which is very unappealing to me.

I am a person who is very afraid of being caught doing something I shouldn't do. Anyone who knows me knows that it is not something I would do at all, it is ridiculous. "

Scarlett positively denied the elevator incident, but reporters found that denial was not the point.

There are two key points. One is that she openly admitted that she and Li Ang were making out in the elevator, which was equivalent to officially announcing their relationship as boyfriend and girlfriend.

The second important point is that the time in the elevator is completely unattractive to Scarlett!

This is the key point and needs to be tested!

Good guy, Scarlett's denial has only made this matter more and more popular.

After Scarlett answered the reporters' questions, she happily got in the car and left.

Scarlett was actually very happy that the news that she and Leon were in love was such a sensation.

From the bottom of her heart, she really hoped that her relationship with Li Ang would start with a high profile. Because this wave can be regarded as using the power of the media to tell other women that Li Ang is mine now, and you should give up this idea as soon as possible.

After all, Li Ang is someone who can meet his ex-girlfriend at any dance. If he doesn't keep a high profile, what if another woman falls back on him again?

On the other side, when Leon arrived at Madison Square Garden and stepped off the team bus, reporters were also asking him questions related to the elevator incident.

Leon was not as patient as Scarlett. He just repeated one sentence: "Fake news, next one!"

Otherwise, would you say that Li Ang has a leadership temperament? Everything he said sounded like a commander-in-chief.

Because of the scandal between Leon and Scarlett, the ratings for this game, which originally received little attention, were unexpectedly high.

Although the Knicks have sold local tickets well, the ratings of their games in recent years have not been very good.

Stern has been very troubled, not knowing how to save Roney and how to take advantage of the big market in New York.

But no matter what he did, Roney just couldn't hold himself up to the wall!

And now, Stern really wants to imprison Li Ang.

Because Li Ang saved Ronnie's ratings by easily taking an elevator!

Although many people came to watch today's game because of the scandal, there were also some hardcore fans who wanted to watch a serious game.

For example, die-hard Knicks fan and famous gay director Spike Lee.

Although the Knicks have had a poor record in recent years and have made frequent mistakes. But as a die-hard fan, Spike Lee must watch almost every game.

Before today's game started, he deliberately spat at Li Ang: "The girls in New York have made your legs weak, right? You will pay the price for your momentary pleasure!"

Spike Lee doesn't have any personal prejudice against Leon. He just wants the Knicks to win the Clippers. He just hates any opponent of the Knicks.

Li Ang looked at Spike Lee who was dancing and talking trash, but he just smiled disdainfully.

First of all, I was not happy yesterday.

I felt happy for a long time.

Didn’t you see that Scarlett’s face is much rosier today? Li Ang used a massage stick to massage her until she activates blood circulation and removes blood stasis.

Secondly, let alone the girls from New York, even if a girl from New York and a girl from Los Angeles were together, my legs would not be weak!

The game started soon. The Knicks are indeed in a terrible state now. In the original history, they still had David Lee to support them. After all, the Knicks also had All-Star players.

But in this history, because David Lee is in San Antonio, the Knicks are really a civilian team.

Although Al Harrington averaged 20.7 points per game with the Knicks, his strength was just that, and he had no ability to lead the team at all.

The Knicks, to be honest, are all good players if taken individually.

Al Harrington, Wilson Chandler, Leon's old subordinates Quentin Richardson, Nate Robinson, etc. are all actually quite capable.

The premise is that they can be good players as support players.

But if you want them to join the table and take the leading role alone, it would be a bit overwhelming.

Just like cooking, soy sauce and vinegar are easy to use, but you can't just use soy sauce and vinegar to make soup, right?

Today's game has attracted so much attention because people want to know whether Leon, who did bad things with Scarlett in the elevator the night before, will overturn today.

After the game started, Al Harrington also started to talk trash at Li Ang.

Although Harrington doesn't seem to be particularly good, he has never been afraid of anyone when he talks trash.

However, Harrington has a short memory.

Every time he exchanged trash talk with the stars, he would end badly.

I think back then, in a certain game, he and Pierce, who was still playing for Green Kai, exchanged trash talk.

It was a critical moment, and Pierce was holding the ball ready to execute the offense. The Pacers were originally supposed to help defend Pierce, but Harrington confidently pushed away his teammates who came to help defend him, saying that he wanted to deal with Pierce alone.

In the end, Pierce and Harrington exchanged trash talk while hitting a key three-pointer.

Harrington refused to help defend, which led to Pierce's goal. Bird, who was the Pacers coach at the time, was so angry that he almost rushed up and kicked Harrington like a roc.

It was the same today. Harrington started talking trash at Li Ang. As a result, Li Ang broke through and penetrated into the inside. Harrington, who was chasing Li Ang, completed a one-handed chop.

After Li Ang scored, he also spread his hands: "You are not as hard as I was when I was soft!"

Harrington was anxious: "Don't talk nonsense. If possible, we will inspect the goods on the spot!"

After saying that, he was so ready to take off his pants that the referee was so frightened that he quickly stopped him: "Brother Harling, forget it. You are the hardest!"

Therefore, there is a reason why Stern did not dare to send a group of high-quality talents like the Knicks to attend last night's dance.

Just these two fools, if they go there, the news will be bigger than Li Ang.

At the same time, Li Ang turned to look at Spike Lee, who was showing off his power before the game: "Your players are too soft!"

Spike Lee was so angry, how could the Iron-Blooded Knicks become like this?

Laughing to death, didn't Ewing, the leader of the iron-blooded Knicks back then, also have a psychological shadow after being dunked by Li Ang.

The Knicks have never been tough in front of Leon.

Harrington was dunked as soon as he came up, so he was naturally very unconvinced.

In the subsequent games, he also kept pestering Li Ang on the defensive end.

But Harrington is not a particularly good defensive player. He is also neither three nor four, but unlike Li Ang who can chase and carry, he cannot run fast and cannot carry.

People in the world of martial arts call him the reverse Li Ang.

Li Ang scored very easily over Harrington. Seeing this, another of Li Ang's old subordinates, current Knicks coach Mike D'Antoni, could only double-team.

This is the only defensive strategy he knows how to play.

As a result, Harrington refused to cooperate!

In the third minute of the second quarter, the Knicks began to use double-team tactics.

At that time, Li Ang was preparing to break through Harrington, when Wilson Chandler came up and prepared to flank Li Ang.

But I never expected that Harrington actually pushed Chandler away: "Go aside, I am enough to defend Li Ang!"

However, the moment he pushed Chandler away, Li Ang accelerated his breakthrough, easily passed by them, got inside and scored a one-handed dunk.

Li Ang's legs were so weak that he almost didn't dunk the rim at Madison Square Garden. He didn't even know how many dunks he had to dunk in today's game.

The New York fans at the scene booed, but not booed Leon, but booed Harrington.

This is really a mind-blowing defense!

Chandler was just about to catch Li Ang, but it was impossible for Li Ang to rush in and dunk so easily.

After Li Ang scored, he also deliberately shook Harrington's hand: "What a pick-and-roll!"

D'Antoni feels like he can't coach anymore. It's crazy. He can't guard you alone, but it's too embarrassing to double-team you.

He is really talented and loves to put on a show.

Not much strength, but quite a lot of requirements.

Harrington's defense can definitely defeat Li Ang's five major problems.

Li Ang thanked Harrington for his support of his work.

But after this experience, Harrington was still stubborn and insisted on going one-on-one with Li Ang.

Not only does the defense have to guard Li Ang alone, but the offense also has to attack Li Ang alone, and it is necessary to compete with Li Ang.

I, Harrington, am averaging 20 points per game after all. Would I be afraid?

Therefore, under Harrington's insistence on singles, he finally made 1 of 11 shots in the game. He paid tribute to Paul Korchagin with practical actions and vividly demonstrated how the NBA version of steel is made.

With Harrington's assist, the Clippers clocked out in the third quarter. Li Ang's unbeaten streak this season is still maintained!

Li Ang proved before the eyes of all New York fans that the extra training last night could not shake his condition at all!

Everyone lamented how terrible Li Ang was. He had so much fun last night, but he could still score 25 points today.

Simply terrible!

After the game, the reporter also asked Li Ang: "Didn't last night's elevator door incident have any impact on you?"

"Nothing happened in the elevator last night, how could it affect me?"

Harrington also said in an interview after the game: "Leon is nothing more than that. I only scored 25 points because of my defense!"

Even New York reporters think Harrington is shameless. First of all, 25 points is not low, okay?

Secondly, Li Ang scored 25 points because the game entered garbage time early and Li Ang did not play the entire fourth quarter.

Does it have anything to do with your defense?

It can only be said that there is no other NBA, but there are many tough guys with tough words.

After this game, Li Ang has led the team to a six-game winning streak, and the record has become 36 wins and 5 losses.

The games in January are almost over, and there are still three months left in the regular season, almost half of the season.

Therefore, the hope of 72 wins is still very high!

As long as the losses in the second half of the season are not greater than those in the first half, then Li Ang can complete this abnormal task.

Halfway through the season, Li Ang also firmly occupies the top spot in the scoring list, averaging more than 30 points per game.

From this point of view, completing the dungeon task with an average of 30 points per game should not be a big problem.

Now, it's just a matter of maintaining this winning rate until the end of the season.

However, opponents like the Knicks, who were able to defeat easily after practicing hard last night, are not encountered every day, and the Eastern Conference is not completely devoid of strong teams worth mentioning.

The Chicago Bulls, who are trying to return to the championship after losing the finals last season, are eyeing Li Ang.

The task of having a higher total score than Kobe when the two teams played against each other can only be accomplished in the second half of the season.

The top powers in the Western Conference are also plotting mid-term reinforcements in an attempt to stumble the Los Angeles duo of the Clippers and Lakers.

It's nothing to score 25 points after extra practice the first night. The next half of the season is the real challenge for Li Ang.