Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

After the first round of March Madness, some teams are happy and some are sad.

Before the tournament started, a reporter interviewed an old gangster who had retired at home and asked him if he was optimistic about North Carolina's prospects.

That’s what an old gangster calls confidence:

“Although North Carolina only finished third in the regular season this year, although it lost to Duke twice this season and was beaten three times by Maryland, this is North Carolina after all!

Believe me, my alma mater will definitely be able to compete with style and quality in March Madness. "

The old hooligan thought to himself, everyone knows what North Carolina's level is this year. After losing Carter and Jamison, the team dropped directly.

With the strength of North Carolina this year, even if it is eliminated early, it cannot be blamed on itself.

So as long as you don’t get eliminated in the first round, there’s nothing wrong with what I said!

I, Qiao, shouldn’t be so unlucky, right?

Then North Carolina was eliminated in the first round.

North Carolina, the No. 3 seed in the West Region, was overthrown by No. 14 seed Weber State.

There is no star player in the Weber State team. The strongest one is Harold Hasennox, and Li Ang knows exactly this person.

He didn't even play a game in the NBA in the future, but hung out in the ABA league.

That's right, it was the Pheasant League that the Olympians participated in, which was immediately disbanded in the name of discovering their playoff opponents.

Li Ang happened to read a news report at that time, saying that Sun Yue defeated a former NCAA star in the ABA.

This former NCAA star is Hassan Knox.

On the contrary, no matter how bad North Carolina is, they still have Haywood, a quasi-NBA player, and Okulaya, a German national team player.

As a result, Hasennox felt explosive today, scoring 36 points in the game and hitting a buzzer-beating shot at the last moment to sweep North Carolina out of the game.

To score nearly 40 points in a single game under NCAA rules is about as difficult as scoring 1 point in a game under FIBA ​​rules.

It’s not easy!

This is the power of "Jordan Blessing"!

In this way, ACC giant North Carolina was eliminated by the little-known Weber State in the first round.

The old hooligan was busy playing cards that day so he didn't watch the game. He thought that the first round was nothing to watch and North Carolina would definitely pass.

Then I picked up the newspaper the next day and read it.

"RNM, you guys really dare to lose!" The old gangster was so stupid that he let an unknown person score 36 points. I wouldn't have gotten like this even if I had to spank him!

Gustic is even more stupid. Who can persuade Danzi to hold back his words? Her mouth is simply open, and she is sure to be poisonous!

Just retire at home and enjoy your old age life. If you have nothing to do, why are you messing around?

If you hadn't spoken, Hassan Knox might not have been able to score so many goals!

Now it's better, the old gangster will inevitably be put in the shit basin again.

When Carter went to watch a game and North Carolina was beaten by Maryland, he managed to temporarily transfer the blame to the demigod.

But Danzi was worthy of being Danzi, and he forcefully snatched the shit basin back.

You are not allowed to steal my things.

The No. 1 poisonous king in the basketball world of Ugly Country, his power is boundless and his position is unshakable!

The old gangster who retired at home made headlines again.

Reporters also asked Duke and Maryland what they thought of North Carolina being eliminated early.

Li Ang shook his head when he heard that North Carolina was counterattacked by the No. 14 seed.

It’s embarrassing, it’s completely embarrassing for our ACC!

As the third-ranked team in the nation's strongest league in overall strength, you actually gave me a first-round trip.

How are you going to hang out in the league from now on? If we go on, we will lose to Wake Forest. After Wake Forest loses, we will lose to Florida State. Then no one will lose.

I, King Li Tianwang, have a trick for you. Whoever you fight in the future, airdrop the pills first and then pump them in the opposite direction. It’s guaranteed to be safe!

A whole weapon of mass destruction.

To the great news, there was an upset in March Madness. Happy to hear and see, the old gangster has completed the annual poisonous milk task again.

Fortunately, both Duke and Maryland successfully passed the first round and won easily, which can be regarded as saving the face of the strongest league in the ACC.

At the hotel the next day, Li Ang also looked at the Southern District matchup table.

In the second game, the Terrapins' opponent was Oklahoma State, the No. 9 seed that successfully advanced.

There is a name on this team that Li Ang is very familiar with: Desmond Mason.

This guy is the No. 17 rookie of the millennium and the winner of the 2001 Slam Dunk Contest. At his peak, he averaged 17.2 points per game with the Bucks and attracted much attention because of his explosive physical fitness.

But Li Ang remembers him not because of the above reasons, but because this guy once threw Yao Ming.

It was a game between Hornets VS Mosaic. As a dunker, Mason always wanted to make a mistake in front of Chairman Yao.

How could Chairman Yao be so used to you, so he gave Mason two chances in a row.

Can you count the people who have just stood up to reach my hanging position?

Mason was a little angry at that time, so after his third attempt to challenge Chairman Yao failed, he was so angry that he took advantage of the opportunity when the two fell at the same time and deliberately used force to throw Yao Ming off his back, causing two people to fall. Team conflict.

Li Ang drew a circle on Mason's name, which was regarded as being on the blacklist.

After the second round started, as expected, Mei also became malicious towards Li Ang.

Because before the game started, some people compared the two defenders Mason and Francis.

Mason thinks that when it comes to dunks alone, Francis is a bad brother.

Therefore, he is extremely looking forward to proving himself in the game.

And the best way to prove yourself is to dunk Li Ang!

But it's a pity that Li Angming couldn't learn to bend down.

I, King Li Tian, ​​have always been the only one who has blocked others, so no one else has blocked me.

Moreover, although I, Li Ang, can jump high, my shot-blocking attribute is only 60 after all.

So I can’t guarantee you where my slap will hit you.

Slaps don’t have eyes, brother!

During the game, facing Mason's first block, Li Ang slapped the ball.

When he blocked the shot for the second time, Li Ang slapped Mason in the face without any bias.

Don't say that Brother Li is cruel. The slap in the face is actually not cruel. The real cruel ones are directly inserted into the eyes.

Moreover, after Brother Li found that he could not cover the ball, he also stopped working. Otherwise, Mason's nose would probably be slapped in half on the spot.

After slapping Mason to the ground, Li Ang put on a "You're showing off your horse" expression.

Can you be less fanciful and just shoot the ball outside?

Do you think Mason would stand up and have one-on-one with Li Ang like a man?

Haha, how dare he!

He just wants to dunk the ball, but he doesn't want to live forever.

With this move, Li Ang kept Mason submissive.

Mason: Who has the best dunk? Of course it's me, the boss. I admit it, I admit it!

Francis, who has someone behind his back, really cannot be offended.

When playing against Li Ang's team, it doesn't matter if he loses in dunk. Being able to save his life is the biggest victory.

This wave, this wave is one of the essences of Li's three threats - threatening the opponent!

After Mason stalled, Oklahoma State also lost the power to resist.

88-64, the Terrapins successfully won two consecutive victories in Indianapolis and successfully advanced to the Sweet 16!

After the game, people went up to interview Li Ang and asked him how he felt after playing two March Madness games.

Li Ang spread his hands: That's it?

In the two games, we won by almost 80 points in total.

Is this called March Madness?

That doesn’t work either!

It's hard for me to upgrade if you do this!

At the same time, at the Orlando Arena, a strong man who didn't look too smart gritted his teeth after hearing that Maryland had successfully advanced again.

The timeout ends and Da Mingming comes back into play.

At this time, Indiana University's leading guard Luke Lake, who averaged 16.1 points per game, swallowed his saliva.

The person opposite him has something wrong with his eyes!

"What's that, Brother Tai, please be more straight! We are playing traditional basketball, and we pay attention to every point, every point!" Luke begged, but the smart man was unmoved and moved for a while. Lower your elbows.

Li Ang has been promoted, and the next step is to fight quickly!

The game resumes with Indiana University taking possession.

With Luke as the core, teammates naturally look for him as soon as they come up.

As a result, this guy is as hot as a ball. Pass the ball as soon as you receive it, pass it as soon as you receive the ball.

It's not that I don't dare to take responsibility, I'm afraid that the game will turn into an accident!

The ball passed around but still had no chance, and eventually fell into Luke's hands.

As soon as Luke received the basketball, Smart immediately confronted him and fought for him roughly.

Luke avoided the opponent's cutting hand, broke through with the ball and prepared for a layup.

But as soon as he jumped up and before he could release the ball, he felt an elbow on his waist.

Before he even hit the ground, Luke was crying.

I've said it all so far, brother, why do you just want to kill me?

Young people don’t respect martial ethics!

This elbow made Luke's hand soften and he went directly to the bridge.

Da Mingming took off the rebound, and his first reaction after landing was not to counterattack, but to wave his elbow wildly.

After clearing the two meters around him, Smart dribbled the ball and started to counterattack.

He is different from a certain shooting guard who can only make three dribbles. He can really control the ball and attack by himself!

Luke clutched his waist and tried to follow him. The wise man glared at him, as if to say: "Are you really going to stop me?"

Luke hesitated, then silently took a step back.

At this time, I saw the wise man kicking the ground hard and rushing out at a high speed.

Luke actually had time to move laterally to block it, but if you saw a wild boar charging towards you, would you take the initiative to collide with him?

Big Smart easily passed by Luke, faced the Indiana University center who came over to defend, and chose to dunk!

He used his terrifyingly strong body to knock the opponent's center away in the air, and then succeeded with a one-arm slam!

After this dunk, he roared, then hammered his chest and hit his head on the basketball stand.

He showed that he was very tough, and the tough guy was clearly played by him three times in a row.

"It was over, an angry Ron Artest almost ended the game. This guy is a real beast and he's more of a leader than Felipe Lopez was last season.

St. John's University, going to the Sweet 16! "

After the dunk, the game was paused again. The St. John's University Red Storm already led Indiana University by 20 points.

The game has officially entered the hot chicken time!

Although the dunk was successful, Artest still clenched his fists and walked off the court angrily.

His anger never seemed to dissipate.

Red Storm coach Mike Jarvis suddenly had a full bladder and felt the urge to urinate.

"Security, security!"

Well, it’s not just the Indiana University players who are afraid of getting hit, the Red Storm’s coach is also afraid of getting hit!

Since Fraschilli was fired, Jarvis, who took over, has been worried every day whether he will be beaten by players and retire due to injury.

Artest walked up to Jarvis and knocked on the bench with a bang.

"The things are done, I'll go back and rest first!"

"Oh, go away, Brother Tai. What, I can't leave before the game is over, so I won't send you off."

"You go about your business, call me if you need anything!"

After speaking, Artest walked directly into the player tunnel.

Just now, upon hearing the news that Maryland had successfully advanced, Artest's motivation surged up.

He said before the season that he would lead the team to the semi-finals and he would be the pride of Fraschilli!

In the next round, fate allowed Li Ang and Artest to meet again, and they became the strongest opponents they had encountered since playing March Madness.

If he wants to enter the semi-finals, Artest must surpass Li Ang!

This time, Artest vowed that he would regain his dignity as a man!

The Sweet 16 was far from sweet, and instead became quite bloody.

The road to national hegemony is starting to get a bit visceral.