Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

When Li Ang woke up the next day, he found that his cell phone had been blasted by Kobe.

Unread text messages are directly 99+.

Fortunately, the memory of mobile phones has become much larger in 2009. A few years ago, Li Ang's mobile phone memory was so full of Kobe Bryant's text messages that he couldn't even save a single picture!

Li Ang drank too much last night and fell asleep when he came back, so he didn't see the text message.

As for Kobe's character, as we all know, if Li Ang doesn't reply to him, he will keep posting!

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Li Ang really didn’t reply!

But the old snake was furious.

This is called one thing reducing another thing. Facing Li Ang, Kobe really had no temper.

Li Ang looked at the text messages sent by Kobe. Although he sent more than a hundred text messages, the author's central idea was summarized in one sentence: "Li Ang, don't be so arrogant. It's up to you whether you can win the championship in the next few years." Calculate!"

Li Ang shrugged, he was anxious, he was anxious.

Kobe was indeed unhappy. He was already unhappy when Li Ang won the championship this year. Who knew that Li Ang's statement yesterday meant that he wanted to win the championship after 2011 AD?

If you do this, who will the rest of us take advantage of?

Moreover, by saying this, you are not looking down on other teams, right?

It’s true that the Lakers lost this season, but don’t forget, we reached the last second of the tiebreaker!

Next time we meet again, there’s no telling who will win and who will lose!

He is the most active player with five championships, he is the second-most player in history with five FMVPs, and he is the second player in history to win championships with three different teams.

What are you so arrogant about? ?

Thinking of this, Kobe suddenly felt that Li Ang really seemed to have the arrogant capital.

No! ! !

Kobe clenched his fists. It seems that he must catch up next season.

I won’t say anything else, I’ll just win the All-Star MVP next season to suppress my shock.

At least in terms of All-Star MVP, I surpass Li Ang!

O'Neill: Haha, you are really promising.

Li Ang looked at the more than a hundred text messages sent by the angry old snake, and originally didn't want to pay attention to them.

But someone sent me over a hundred text messages, and it would seem a little impolite if I didn't reply.

So, Li Ang picked up the phone and replied to Kobe:

"Go back to Los Angeles tonight and take the O'Brien Cup with you. Everyone is having a party at my house tonight. Come and join in if you have time. It doesn't matter, we can accept having fun with the loser, and I can also lend you the O'Brien Cup for a selfie. We are all from Los Angeles, so stay out of the crowd!"

To kill someone, you must also kill your heart.

If you want to do something like this, you must make a full set. What’s the point of half a set?

Five minutes later, Li Ang's cell phone vibrated harder than a toy grown up playing with.

Li Ang sighed, he shouldn't have replied to Kobe. It seemed like my phone was going to be flooded with text messages again.

Even though he was thousands of miles away, Li Ang could feel how angry Kobe was at this moment.

Seeing Kobe so angry makes Li Ang happy!

At noon, everyone took the bus to the airport.

Ballmer directly organized a chartered flight to send the players back to Los Santos.

For this, Ballmer still blames himself very much.

He patted his chest on the bus and told Li Ang: "Oh, I feel so wronged to you. Don't worry Li Ang, next season, I will directly buy a plane for our team! The space must be large and the seats must be luxurious. Even the stewardess, we It has to match something long and big!”

Before Leon expressed his opinion, Dior, who was still drunk last night, suddenly put his head between Leon and Ballmer from the back row: "Can you please invite the stewardess from Woodpecker?"

Li Ang:? ? ?

You don’t believe it because of this mess that told you to drink less wine and eat more baguettes yesterday!

As long as you eat two more baguettes, you won't be still drunk today.

Everyone was really drunk last night. Ballmer purchased too much champagne. Li Ang suspected that he bought the amount for three consecutive championships.

Yesterday, everyone drank as hard as they could, but only drank less than half.

After the plane started, Li Ang also decided to catch up on his sleep. Now in Los Santos, the airport must be packed with fans coming to pick them up. When you get off the plane later, you must take the championship trophy out with high spirits and show it in a grand manner.

But Li Ang couldn't sleep, not because the seat was uncomfortable, but because there was someone staring at him all the time!

That’s right, below!

"I said, do you have to lie down in the middle of the road!?"

Li Ang couldn't bear it anymore and asked Francis who was lying in the aisle holding the O'Brien Cup.

As soon as Francis got on the plane today, he held the O'Brien Cup in his arms and lay directly on the aisle of the plane. Li Ang can't understand this kind of elementary school student behavior!

Besides, you can just lie down in the hallway and sleep.

Damn, who can sleep with those big eyes staring at others?

Francis smiled: "I was very tired, but I was too excited and couldn't sleep!"

With that said, Francis hugged the champion and kissed him twice.

It’s not impossible to understand Francis’s mood after winning his first championship in his late thirties.

If a single author who has not had a girlfriend for decades suddenly gets a girlfriend one day, he will definitely hold her and kiss her all night, and he will not be able to sleep at all.

If Barkley wins the championship, he will probably sit on the trophy and no one will be allowed to touch it.

Forget it, he couldn't sleep with Fu Laoer staring at him, so Li Ang simply opened the system interface and took advantage of this time to draw the prize.

After winning the championship yesterday, the Danzi copy that Li Ang had been dreaming about finally cleared the level with 100% completion.

If this reward were not generous, it would not be worthy of Li Ang's hard work for so long.

Because he was looking forward to the dungeon reward this time, Li Ang originally planned to play the soul song "Good Luck Comes" in the toilet and draw the lottery slowly after returning home.

But since I have nothing to do now, I might as well smoke now.

After opening the dungeon reward package, three things popped out, two badges and a dungeon of Danzi 2.0.

It seems that Danzi's wool can be harvested more than once.

Li Ang quickly looked at the two badges. The first badge was called "Slowing Aging."

The effect is as the name suggests: "Significantly reducing the impact of age on the host's attributes."

Danzi is indeed a typical player whose age seems unable to limit his performance.

Not to mention that Jordan, who was already 35 years old in 1998, could still win the regular season scoring title and win the championship by averaging 27 points per game against the Jazz's iron-blooded defense in the finals.

In the second year of the Wizards, Danzi, who is almost 40 years old, is still averaging 20 points per game.

Some people just talk about it. Danzi's 20 points are based on the number of shots.

However, Danzi still shot 44.5% in his final year. For a perimeter player, averaging 20 points per game with a 44.5% shooting rate is already a very good efficiency.

Of course, it is undeniable that Danzi's two-year career as a Wizard was a failure. It is generally believed that Danzi's choice to come back with the Wizards made everyone realize that he is also a human being, not a god.

If Jordan never came back after retiring in 1998, leaving only the back of that last shot, his career would definitely be more brilliant and mythical.

Many Jordan fans will even automatically ignore Jordan's two-year career with the Wizards.

But in terms of breasts, Danzi can still perform like that at the age of nearly 40 years old. In fact, he is really better than 99% of people.

Therefore, the same is true for Jordan's badge. This badge cannot prevent Li Ang from the effects of aging, but it can minimize the effects.

Seeing this, Li Ang curled his lips.

Therefore, this system cannot prevent the decline of attributes caused by aging. In a few years, Li Ang's attributes may decline to varying degrees.

Li Ang sighed. He thought he could do whatever he wanted with a system, but he didn't expect that he still couldn't escape the laws of nature.

However, with Danzi's badge of delaying aging, Li Ang felt that aging would not have much impact on him.

Besides, Li Ang didn't plan to fight until he was in his forties.

As long as he can establish a dynasty with the Clippers, Li Ang will consider retiring.

Isn’t it nice to live on the hot bed with a wife and children?

Uh. But then again, if you want to live this kind of life, you must first have a wife!

The second badge, sure enough, is Jordan’s extreme lever badge!

Effect: Greatly enhance the host's shooting stability and anti-interference ability when pulling the lever for a layup.

Li Ang was ecstatic. From now on, I can finally do that handsome lever action!

From now on, let alone two people, I'm not afraid of three of them together!

But Li Ang suddenly remembered that his layup attribute was only 67

No matter how bad the badge is, it is useless if its basic attributes are too low.

Just like if a person is short, taking a box of small blue pills at a time will not have any effect.

It seems that in the next few upgrades, I will have to add up the layup attributes.

Otherwise, wouldn't this Danzi's lever badge be in vain?

Li Ang thinks these two badges are quite good. The Danzi's badge to slow down aging is used in conjunction with Kobe's badge to train the maniac. Maybe Li Ang's attributes will not decrease as he gets older, but will increase instead of decreasing.

This can be regarded as buying insurance for future consecutive championships.

After all, the time when each player's condition begins to decline is different.

Some people start to decline as soon as their rookie season is over, while some people don't have a significant decline until they are 35 years old.

Of course, most players will start to show signs of fatigue once they get over 30.

Li Ang doesn't know when he will start to decline. If he declines early, if he cannot establish a dynasty with the Clippers because he is not capable enough, Li Ang will die of regret.

Now with Jordan's anti-aging badge and Kobe's training madness badge, Li Ang can at least guarantee that he will not have problems in the next few years.

As long as Ballmer can keep his promise and stabilize the team's lineup, the dynasty will definitely be stable.

No, be bold.

What if we win four consecutive championships?

That's something Danzi has never done.

Li Ang was thinking about his future beyond Jordan, and before he knew it, the Clippers' plane finally arrived in Los Santos.

Outside the airport, a crowd gathered around in darkness.

This battle is similar to the one when the Lakers won the championship last year.

Therefore, in competitive sports, as long as you can win and win cleanly, you will definitely attract fans.

The players got off the plane one after another, and the cheers were louder than the waves.

Li Ang was the last one to get off the plane. At that moment, my dear, the whole place roared!

The political power in Los Angeles is now officially taken over by Li Ang!

The TV station made a live broadcast of the return of the Clippers players. Kobe looked at the TV and was shaking with anger.

Last year, you called me King.

This year, will you recognize Li as emperor?

You fake fans!

Of course, not all Los Angeles fans are fans of the Clippers.

There were still some die-hard Lakers fans who showed up at the pick-up scene wearing Lakers jerseys and held up signs that read "Eradicate Le Ang's tyranny, Los Angeles belongs to the Lakers."

This look is what made me obsessed with "The Three-Body Problem" recently.

Of course, Li Ang also saw these Lakers fans, so Li Ang, holding a microphone, directly counterattacked: "Now not only Los Angeles, the whole world belongs to the Clippers!"

This pattern opened up all of a sudden.

Amid the cheers of the crowd, Li Ang was treated like an emperor and was surrounded by people in the car going home.

The dissatisfied Lakers fans were completely overwhelmed by the crowd.

Now, Los Angeles won’t listen to you, Mr. Huang.

In the evening, Li Ang held a celebration party at his home.

Kobe was sitting on the sofa at home, but he was distraught.

He walked to the balcony and looked at the singing and dancing next door, his hands trembling.

"Young people today just know how to play around! The new season is about to start, don't you even know how to train!?"

At this time, Kobe's 6-year-old eldest daughter put on a beautiful little skirt and grabbed Kobe's hand: "Dad, let's go to the party too."

"Where are we going? They didn't invite us."

"Invited. Uncle Li Ang specially called home today to invite me. He said that he had prepared a lot of delicious snacks for me. He also said that if your father doesn't want to come, ask him to send you to the door. That’s it.”

Kobe leaned down and touched his daughter's head: "Honey, do you know why they are having a party? Because they defeated Dad! Do you think you can go to such a party?"

"But...there are really a lot of snacks!"

"Ah this." Kobe really suffered a critical hit of 10,000 points in this wave.

The little cotton-padded jacket has begun to leak air.

However, it wasn't just this night that Kobe had to endure. For several days in a row, the sports news was all about the Clippers.

I thought that after the Lakers reached the top last year, Li Ang would completely withdraw from the stage of history, and Kobe would become the protagonist.

Unexpectedly, Kobe was the one who played a small role!

There is no way, as the league's most popular team this season, the Clippers' winning the championship is indeed too hot, and the topic will not dissipate for a long time.

It wasn't until June 25, five days before Li Ang's 30th birthday, that Madison Square Garden began the annual draft, and the Clippers' enthusiasm for winning the championship only dropped a little.

At least when Kobe was watching TV at night, the report was no longer about where Li Ang and Scarlett went to eat or buy stockings after winning the championship.

Adu: Gan! Why don’t you show the news about my goddess tonight! Draft? Who the hell is looking at that thing?

It is estimated that only Adu is not watching this year's draft. Anyway, Li Ang is very concerned about it.

He wants to know how the fates of Curry and Harden, the two future superstars, will change.

The first pick in the first round of this year's draft became the Kings, but the Kings still took Blake Griffin.

The NBA has officially announced that it has entered the Jurassic Era. After all, there is now a Tyrannosaurus Rex in the league.

With the second pick, the Memphis Grizzlies, they took Thabeet in the original history.

But in this history, the second-ranked name surprised Li Ang.

"With the second overall pick in the 2009 NBA Draft, the Memphis Grizzlies selected James Harden from Arizona State University!"

Ha Jishi, who had not yet developed the habit of memorizing the rule book at four in the morning, stood up with a smile and hugged his mother.

Harden, joins the Grizzlies.

interesting.

The Grizzlies will no longer be a weak team soon.

As soon as Gay leaves, the Grizzlies will immediately become a strong team in the Western Conference.

During this period, Gay was a cancer, and he couldn't make the playoffs no matter where he went.

The Grizzlies in the original history relied on extremely tough defense and the offense and defense of the Black and White Bears to gain a firm foothold in the Western Conference.

But because there is no strong scorer in the team, the best result is only the Western Conference Finals. Moreover, the Western Conference Finals were swept.

But now, Harden has joined the Grizzlies.

Doesn’t this just fill their biggest shortcoming!

I don’t know what Hajishi will grow into in Grizzlies. The vast tracts of land in Memphis are all cotton fields, and there is no fruit plate to eat.

Moreover, the Grizzlies' style of play is very gritty.

Maybe, the Haji Stone in this history will become very different.

With the third pick, Mosaic took Thabeet.

Houston fans are very happy with this choice.

Also, the Mosaic team has always had a center tradition. They probably thought they had picked the second Olajuwon.

Seeing that the mosaic in this history has always been so bad, and will continue to be so bad in the future, Li Ang feels relieved.

With the fourth pick, the Pacers, under Bird's control, took Tyreke Evans.

Li Ang estimates that Evans' achievements should be higher than the original history.

Evans was at his peak as a rookie, and fell at his peak, even though he had his own reasons for committing suicide.

But the Kings share some of the blame, too.

In his first season, Evans played well as a point guard, averaging 20+5+5 in his rookie year. By that time, Evans had all but sealed a spot as a future star.

As a result, the next year, the Kings decided to let him switch to shooting guard. Evans, who couldn't control the ball, simply couldn't find the rhythm of playing.

In the third year, the Kings once again asked him to change his position and directly asked him to play small forward.

The further dilution of the ball rights caused Evans' condition to completely jump off the cliff.

It really corresponds to that sentence: He is playing well, tell me why you replaced him.

Not everyone is like Li Ang and can play from the No. 1 position to the coaching bench.

In this history, Evans went to the Pacers, and the Pacers were pretty good at cultivating rookies.

At least he won't act blindly like the king.

Evans might be able to get on the right track.

With the fifth and sixth picks, the Timberwolves got their wish and selected Spanish golden boy Rubio and Jonny Flynn.

Rubio with the fifth pick is okay, but selecting Flynn with the sixth pick is another decision that could not have been made without cerebral thrombosis in ten years.

It's not that Flynn is strong, but the Timberwolves already have two point guards in Sessions and Ellington, and then they chose Rubio.

The point guard position was already full, but Flynn was chosen again.

What, are you going to open a point guard wholesale market?

Hard's choice to leave the Timberwolves, a team with cerebral palsy management, was the right decision.

Finally, it’s time for the seventh pick.

Li Ang wants to know whether the Blazers, the seventh overall pick in history, will choose Curry.

The Knicks management is also extremely nervous. Although the Trail Blazers have never tried out Curry, the probability of selecting him is low.

But what if?

Then, the Knicks really encountered a contingency.

With the seventh pick, the Portland Trail Blazers took Curry. For a time, Madison Square Garden was filled with boos from Knicks fans.

But soon, something even more shocking happened.

The Trail Blazers immediately sent Curry to Oakland in exchange for Monta Ellis from the Warriors. Because the Trail Blazers have enough cap space, they can waive the salary balancing rules.

Going full circle, Curry has returned to the starting point of history.

Li Ang shook his head. It seems that Universe Yong still has a great chance to take shape.

But maybe he will retire by then, who knows?

Harden goes to the Grizzlies, Curry still goes to the Warriors, and Li Ang doesn't know what kind of changes will happen to the league structure next.

Forget it, when these two guys grow up, I probably won't be able to play anymore. They shouldn't be a threat to me.

However, at this time, there are several opponents who are more threatening to Li Ang, but they are already eyeing his championship.

The Bulls, the dominant force in the Eastern Conference, were brutally swept by the Clippers Gentlemen, which shocked Ajan greatly.

Even though the Bulls are so strong, they are still swept by the Gentlemen, and they are still beaten by 44 points in a single game.

This means that even if the Cavaliers go through all the hard work to reach the finals, they still can't beat the Clippers.

James now knows very well that if he wants to get a share of the league ruled by Li Ang, he cannot rely on himself.

Just relying on Junzi Lei and Da Ben won't work either.

Take refuge in Li Ang? He does think so, but others may not necessarily think so. Duncan and Leon had met each other late, and Rose was the biological son of Mr. Leon's unmarried husband. It was impossible for them to trade these two people for him.

Therefore, he must find some more powerful helpers!

So, Azhan was with a few of his friends at this time.

Discussing the feasibility of that huge plan.

Father, I really don’t want to be the prince anymore!

Just leave your kingdom in my hands with peace of mind!

The new generation of young opponents have begun to feel dissatisfied with the current order.

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