Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

March Madness is truly crazy.

North Carolina was poisoned in the first round, crazy or not.

In the round of 16, some people started bleeding each other. You call it crazy or not.

Someone was vomited on the spot during the semi-finals. You call it crazy or not.

In the final, two grown men made each other vomit. You call it crazy or not.

Just looking at these confusing narratives, people who don’t know it might think they are watching some kind of messy program.

And the craziest thing is that two people who came up from junior college actually won the NCAA championship in their first year, and countless seniors died of acid.

Before the start of each NBA season, you can probably tell which teams will be crowned champions.

But in the NCAA tournament, it's really hard to judge.

At least before the start of this season, no one had even looked at the Terrapins.

If nothing else, the name of this team is stupid and not as domineering as the Huskies.

A team whose best record in history is only the top eight, relies on two junior college students to counterattack?

What a joke.

But the impossible becomes possible, and that’s the beauty of March Madness.

It only takes six games to go from obscurity to the top.

Early the next morning, Li Ang was woken up by the sound of "pah pah pah".

Li Ang was startled when he opened his eyes.

Francis is actually here

Give yourself a slap in the face!

"Damn it, it's true, it's actually true, I didn't dream! The two of us really dominate the country! Do you know, I'm so scared to wake up and find that everything yesterday was just a dream!"

Francis looked at Li Ang, tears welling up in his eyes. I don’t know if he cried because he was so excited after winning the championship, but because he slapped himself to tears.

Li Ang really admired Boss Fu, both sides of his face were so swollen!

As expected of a member of the NCAA championship, he was so cruel to himself.

After washing, Li Ang lay on the bed and opened the system interface.

After winning the championship yesterday, the NCAA season ended, and Li Ang also completed his own copy of NCAA Oakley.

He averaged 16+10 per game easily, and he couldn't lose the most difficult task of fighting, and he was arranged by Li Ang in the first game.

Li Ang then opened the badge interface and re-examined his new gains.

“Badge: Back Punisher (Diamond).

Effect: Greatly improves the host's lower limb strength when defending the opponent's back-up push in the low position. "

“Badge: Offensive rebounder (diamond).

Effect: Greatly improve the host's bullet speed and continuous jumping ability when fighting for offensive rebounds. "

These two new badges are very Oakley-like, too blue-collar.

Li Ang originally wanted to get a few badges that can increase offensive methods like Jordan's fadeaway, but it is obvious that Oakley does not have those fancy skills.

After all, Old Oak's role in the NBA is that of a blue-collar elite + super bodyguard. His offensive methods are not the same as others' offensive methods.

To put it this way, Li Ang has more offensive methods than Oakley.

Although the offensive methods have not been increased for the time being, these two badges will also be of great help to Li Ang to gain a foothold in the NBA.

"Back Punisher" allows Li Ang to drive a big car in the penalty area, withstand the impact of those muscle sticks at the beginning of the century, and make up for his height disadvantage.

The "offensive rebounding maniac" allowed Li Ang to control the game with rebounds just like he did against St. John's before.

Sometimes, an offensive rebound can really change the outcome of the game. This little emperor of Kecun should know it.

You know, Li Ang already had the "Super Bullet Speed" badge before, and under the effect of "Offensive Rebound Maniac", it is equivalent to Li Ang having a double bullet speed bonus when grabbing offensive rebounds!

Damn it.

For some reason, Li Ang's mind suddenly recalled the scene in "Slam Dunk" where Jay Chou performed a floating dunk using Qinggong.

I'm afraid that this will be the style of painting that I use to grab the upper hand in the future, right?

After reading the two copy rewards happily, Li Ang was going to go to the hotel lobby to get some newspapers to read.

The most satisfying thing after every game is to see how the reporters in the newspapers brag about themselves, which makes Li Ang very comfortable every time.

As a result, as soon as Li Ang arrived on the first floor, the air in the hall suddenly became quiet, and everyone turned to look at Li Ang.

It was like a pack of wolves that had been hungry for three days and three nights, staring at a lost little sheep.

Both sides were stunned for a second, but it was just the calm before the storm.

The reporters in the hall immediately rushed toward Li Ang.

"Lee, which team do you want to join?"

"Do you think you can be the first Chinese to succeed in the NBA?"

"Where do you think your strength is worthy of?"

Reporters swarmed in, and Li Ang was stunned on the spot.

When he won the ACC championship before, although Li Ang was also popular, he was not as popular as this.

Damn it. Is it okay to just stay in the hotel lobby?

Originally, Li Ang came down to find the newspaper just to read today's news and see what the outside world's attitude was towards the Terrapins' championship.

Well now, you don’t need to read the newspapers to know how the outside world will react.

Li Ang still underestimated the influence of a Chinese person winning the MOP in the NCAA.

It's still the 1990s, and although the new millennium will be a year away, Chinese people still know very little about China.

In fact, even in 2021, Li Ang’s previous life, most ugly people knew nothing about China.

Many people only know that China is a country, not in the Americas.

Gone.

So in the 1990s, a Chinese suddenly appeared in the NCAA, led the team to win the championship and won the MOP.

Ying Jiang is so stupid!

This mysterious oriental aroused their infinite curiosity.

In the afternoon, on an empty street in a villa area in Houston, a man wearing a mask, sunglasses and a peaked cap was tiptoeing and looking left and right.

He had only taken two steps on the road when suddenly a bunch of reporters jumped out of the grass and shouted "Demacia", ah no, they shouted "Charles, Charles!"

"I'll wipe it!" Barkley was surrounded by reporters just as he was about to run away.

Houston reporters are well versed in hunting feral hogs.

"Charles, Leon scored a double-double in yesterday's game and led the team to win the championship. Will you fulfill your bet?"

"When are you going to lick Shaq's shark fart!"

"Charles, as a man, you wouldn't go back on your word, right? No, right?"

The reporters were all talking, but they didn't forget Barkley's boast before the finals started.

Seeing that he couldn't run away, Buckley took off his mask, hat and sunglasses.

"Stop! Before I answer, let me ask you a question.

I'm disguised like this even when I'm riding a horse, how did you recognize me? ? "

After Buckley asked, he found that the reporters looked at him as if they were mentally retarded.

How did I recognize you?

Do I still need to see your face to recognize you? Dare I ask who else on this street has a butt as erect as yours?

We all know people by looking at them!

"Don't worry, I, Barkley, do what I say and will never cheat! I can afford it, but I don't know whether Shaq can afford it or not.

Go and ask him if he would like to lick and kiss his ass! If he doesn't want to, then there's nothing I can do. "

After Buckley finished speaking, he strode away.

Huh, you want to tease me? Not that easy!

Not everyone is as open as I am, and he bets that Shaq doesn't have the guts.

In the evening, at the Staples Center, after hearing the reporter's question, O'Neal beamed with joy and nodded like a woodpecker:

"Would you like to give it to Barkley to lick it? Yes, yes, so willing! Not only am I willing, but Kobe is also willing. You can lick one and get one for free!"

The cauliflower head next to him cast a look of disgust. What did the fat man say to the reporter? Why are all the reporters staring at me and laughing?

Well, you must be complimenting me~

Barkley looked at O'Neal who was nodding his head on the TV and really wanted to punch him in the nose.

Fatty, did you do this on purpose? Did you agree to such a disgusting thing?

He overestimated O'Neal's bottom line.

As it happens, Mosaic and the Lakers will meet soon. By then, the Staples Center will definitely be full!

The fermentation of the bet between Barkley and O'Neal added fuel to Li Ang's fire.

The oil poured on these two fat men.

Now, basically anyone who watches basketball doesn’t know Li Ang’s name.

After all, O'Neal is now one of the top players in the league. Although Sir Bar's popularity has declined, he is still the current King of the Unprecedented.

Coupled with Li Ang's own status as the MOP of the semi-finals, it is difficult not to be popular.

At this time in China, there is a lot of news about Li Ang.

The Basketball Association's observation team has affirmed Li Ang's strength, so it openly supports the media in promoting Li Ang.

If there is more publicity for him, recruiting Li Ang into the national team will not be so sudden in the future.

In fact, if it weren't for the fact that Li Ang had never played in a professional league, the Basketball Association would have wanted to directly recruit Li Ang to play in this year's Asian Championships.

However, for the sake of safety, they decided to wait and see Li Ang's performance in the NBA.

And because of Li Ang's relationship, Francis was also known to Chinese fans several years in advance.

Francis is the defender who assists Li Ang. Because he ranks second in the team after Li Ang, he is affectionately called Fu Lao Er by Chinese fans!

Good guy, I was directly demoted from the eldest brother Fu to the second brother Fu.

After escaping from the reporters, Li Ang and Francis switched to several sports TV stations in the hotel room. Everyone talked about the bet between Barkley and O'Neal and the NCAA finals.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, why are these NBA people so naive? Unlike me, I will definitely be stable and mature when I enter the NBA," Francis couldn't help complaining, "By the way, do you think it's possible for us to be on the same team in the NBA!"

Boss Fu is very excited. Everyone will make money in the NBA. Then won't life with Li Ang be rich and colorful?

The most expensive on the fruit plate!

"I want to, but it's probably difficult." Li Ang shrugged.

After the March Madness finals, Francis has been ranked in the top three in the latest draft prediction rankings.

Li Ang is also firmly in the lottery and is expected to be selected between fourth and twelfth.

The main reason is that the NBA regular season has not ended yet, and the draft lottery has not yet begun, so it is actually difficult to predict everyone's final affiliation.

After all, different teams need different rookies.

Li Ang is very confident to stay in the lottery, but if history does not change, then Freddie will go to Houston next season.

Li Ang didn't think that Mosaic would take him away with him.

However, in the past few years, the lottery picks have undergone some changes compared to the original history, so Li Ang is not sure where Francis will eventually go.

Li Ang was both nervous and looking forward to his fate.

I don’t know which guy who saved the world in his previous life could have such a good teammate like me~

The next day, the Terrapins returned to campus with the national championship trophy.

Because it was the end of spring break, the school was crowded, and almost everyone in the school gathered in the basketball gym.

Li Ang, Francis, Obina and Proffitt also said goodbye to the alumni in their championship speeches, officially announcing their upcoming participation in this year's NBA draft.

Gary Williams burst into tears watching the game, crying on assistant coach Ron's shoulder.

"Okay, okay, don't get excited. We should be happy to have trained four NBA players at once! Children, they will leave us sooner or later!" As he said that, Ron held Gary's shoulders harder. A bit like a husband comforting his wife.

Damn it, Gary wasn't so excited that he cried.

He was thinking that if four of the starting five players were gone at once, what would happen next season?

Without Li Ang and Francis, the tactics of No. 1 and No. 3 will not work!

I cried so much!

There is no way, the NCAA is good-looking because of this.

Compared with the NBA, the NCAA has greater player mobility, so the strength of each team varies every year.

Every season, it will be very fresh.

After the grand championship speech, Li Ang and Francis returned to the dormitory, preparing to pack their things and leave the school.

Because participating in the NBA draft is equivalent to choosing to give up their studies, the two of them became dropouts overnight and no longer need to study.

I really don’t have time to read.

There are only three months between now and the NBA draft.

These three months cannot be just idle. Both Li Ang and Francis have to continue to find a place to train, maintain their condition, improve themselves, and prepare for the next trial training.

An hour ago, Li Ang had received a call from Oakley, asking him to wait for notification and prepare to start a new round of training.

"I know you are excited, but don't be nervous. I have plenty of time to spend with you before this year's draft!"

How can there be no time? After Oakley moved to the Raptors this season, he suddenly no longer had to play in the playoffs.

He was struggling with the Heat in the playoffs last season, but he suddenly became much more relaxed this season.

All Oakley needs to do in Toronto in the north is to accompany the cousins ​​to ensure their safety, and at the same time, brag about Leon in front of the Raptors and remain uncontested.

This kind of old age life is quite comfortable.

Not to mention the Wizards, where Big Ben is, has a better record than the Raptors.

If nothing happens to the master and apprentice, they will have a vacation after the regular season.

I don’t know how many people envy them, but Barkley is very envious.

I originally thought about going to Houston to hold my arms when I get old, spend my old age relaxingly, and get a ring by the way.

The result, haha.

Without holding my thighs, the game was not easy.

This is so fucked up, I might as well hang out on a bad team.

Since both Oakley and Ben took off early this year, Li Ang can start training in about May.

After packing his things, Li Ang looked at the time, said hello to Francis and went out.

Today, Nicole asked him to have dinner with her.

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Walking on the street, Li Ang and Nicole were always stopped from time to time.

Because Li Ang is now known to almost everyone in the local area, and people come up to ask for his autograph within two steps.

In addition, Li Ang's draft prospects are very good, so he can be considered a small star.

Every time she was stopped, Nicole always waited patiently.

After finally arriving at the restaurant, the boss saw it was Li Ang and insisted on taking a photo with Li Ang no matter what.

If Li Ang really becomes a star in the NBA in the future, hanging this photo on the wall of the restaurant with two apples on both sides will be a treasure!

Li Ang is still not used to this life of being in the spotlight. Although Li Ang was also a professional athlete in his previous life, he was just a transparent person, and no one recognized him when he walked on the street.

Not to mention a high-profile fighting athlete like Li Ang, when Zhang Weili won her first championship before becoming popular, few people knew her when walking on the street.

Therefore, today, for the first time, Li Ang felt like a public figure.

After dinner, Li Ang and Nicole walked hand in hand on the campus streets.

"Li, will you be very busy this summer?" As they walked, Nicole and Li Ang started chatting.

"Well, I'm going back to China next month. After all, I haven't been home for a long time. Then when I get back from home, I'll probably start training to prepare for the draft."

"That's great. You can realize your dream of professional basketball. I have good news for you. I'm going to France too!"

"Really? When?"

"Next month, you should be in China by then."

"Really, we're over there"

"I will miss you, Li. No matter what, you have made my college life without regrets. You will be the best part of my youth. But I also know that it is impossible for me to continue to possess you.

You want to start a new life, but there is no room for me to live there. "

Nicole still had a smile on her face when she said this.

She still likes Li Ang, but she also knows that forceful melons are not sweet. Now with Li Ang, she will always be an accessory to basketball.

Some likes don’t necessarily have any results.

Li Ang couldn't refute Nicole's remarks.

Next, they all have to work hard in different places. If Li Ang wants to gain a foothold in the NBA, he will never have time to find her.

As for Nicole, she will not give up her dream easily and stay by Li Ang's side. In that case, what's the difference between marrying a rich man as soon as you graduate and being arranged by your parents?

In this era where video calls and online chats are not possible, it is indeed difficult to maintain a relationship when the two places are often separated for a year and a half.

"So, Li. You must work hard, because you are my role model. I will work hard, maybe, my painting exhibition will be held here in the future?"

After Nicole finished speaking, she took a step forward, touched Li Ang's face with one hand, then stood up on tiptoes and kissed him, "Goodbye, sports boy. Hold me tight, the night wind is so cold~"

Li Ang has undoubtedly reached a new crossroads, and crossroads in life are like this. You don't know who you will meet, and you don't know who will leave.

But no matter what, the marks of these people cannot disappear.

That night, Francis waited for Li Ang in the dormitory until two o'clock in the morning and no one came back.

He cried.

Unexpectedly, on the last day of my college career, I would be abandoned by Li Ang again!

You promised never to leave me alone!

Scumbag!

Francis was empty, lonely, and cold.

Brother Fu, ah no, how can a single like Brother Fu understand?

Leon and Nicole, they must at least have each other one last time.

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Early the next morning, Leon returned to the dormitory and found Francis curled up on the bed.

He looks like a dog

Ahem.

"Hey, wake up, what time is it?"

"I'll wipe it, you still know how to come back!" Francis looked aggrieved.

Li Ang resisted the urge to slap him, "Stop talking nonsense. I forgot to ask you yesterday where you were going to train before the draft."

"I do not know."

"Then you won't train until the draft?"

"I do not know."

Li Ang:.

God knows how you ended up second in the rankings.

"If you have time, you can train with me. Before this year's draft, Oakley should have a training camp, and Ben will also go."

"Big Ben? Who is Big Ben?" Francis asked seriously.

Good guy, it's a good thing that I'm not here, otherwise he would have to kill someone on the spot.

I averaged 6 points and 8 rebounds per game this season, which is only a few hundred million points worse than O'Neal. Say it again, you don't know me?

Why don't you watch the football? Fuck you, fake fans!

"Well, it's someone who plays in the NBA. I train with them every summer. If you want to come, I can give Oakley a shout."

"Okay, okay, let's train together, hehehe. Being with you makes me feel more at ease."

Francis is smiling brightly now. He has no idea what Oakley's training camp is about.

No one really thought it was a basketball training camp, right?

Even with a body as small as my second son

Danger! Danger! Danger!

That afternoon, the NCAA announced the results of this year's major awards.

Brand, who excelled both in character and academics, eventually won the John Wooden Award, which is almost the highest individual honor a college athlete can receive and is equivalent to the NBA's regular season MVP.

In fact, there has never been any suspense about this award. Although Francis and Li Ang have better results and good data, they basically have no chance of winning.

Because the John Wooden Award is awarded to student players, it not only depends on the player's strength, but also on the player's academic performance and character.

When it comes to academic performance, Fu Laoer is very particular about it and always sticks to the minimum standard.

In terms of character, Li Ang actually doesn't have any big problems. He just slapped people so loudly during the national live broadcast that they cried on the spot.

In addition, he accidentally elbowed Hamilton during the game, and some unscrupulous media exaggerated that Li Ang won the championship by foul action, which also caused some bad effects.

After all, they are student players, and strength is not the only criterion. The original intention of the John Wooden Award is to find a youth role model for the majority of young friends.

If both Leon and Francis become role models, then Chou Country will be a real pill.

Although they missed the Wooden Award, Liang and Francis still beat Battier and others and entered the Associated Press NCAA All-Year Team and the NCAA Tournament All-Team.

MOP+ACC two best teams and NCAA two best teams.

Li Ang also gained a lot in his college career, and he can be called the most successful player in history to advance from junior college to undergraduate.

After deciding on the training, Li Ang also left school with full harvest and finally returned home.

Although it was not my "real" home, I still had to go back and take a look.

Returning to China in 1999, I felt a sense of age.

"No. 58, No. 58, get on the bus and leave! Hurry, master, please hurry up!"

In this era, the small city where Li Ang lived did not have that many buses, and most of them were minibuses.

After arriving at the station, the conductor will yell frantically, urging everyone to get on the bus quickly, and then lock the door.

Li Ang packed into the minibus going home according to the memory in his mind. At this time, the conductors will come to collect money one by one.

At the intersection ahead, a traffic policeman was directing traffic.

When the conductor saw him, he hurriedly greeted everyone: "All passengers who are standing, please squat down, I'm sorry! Thank you!"

Well, the reason why standing people are asked to squat down is to prevent the traffic police from seeing that the car is overloaded.

The conductor looked at Li Ang, who was still half a height taller than the others after squatting, and shook his head: "Forget it, master, you'd better stand up!"

Li Ang may not be tall on the basketball court, but in this small town in southern China, his height of 2.03 meters is still very eye-catching.

When I got home, my mother had already prepared a table full of authentic Chinese home-cooked dishes!

The old father came up wearing glasses and took the luggage from Li Ang's hand.

"Are you tired? Come and eat first!"

Fathers in this era are always like this, they don’t talk much but are kind.

Li Ang looked at his home and found cut-out newspapers posted everywhere on the walls.

It’s all about yourself!

In other homes, children’s certificates are posted on the wall, but in Li Ang’s home, newspapers are posted on the wall.

In this day and age, being in the newspaper is a big deal after all.

As long as Li Ang appears in domestic newspapers, the old couple will patiently cut them all out.

As a result, people who collect old newspapers always go to Li Ang's house during this period.

After staying at home for a few days, to be honest, Li Ang was still not used to these strange parents.

But there is one thing to say, living in China is really much more comfortable than living in ugly country.

At least there aren't some ugly Ugly players showing off their IQ every day.

While resting at home, Li Ang also paid close attention to NBA trends and watched a Mosaic vs. Lakers game with his father.

Before the game started, reporters surrounded the two fat men Barkley and O'Neal.

Just forcing Buckley to fulfill his promise to lick his ass.

O'Neal said that I won't embarrass you, don't really lick it, just touch it lightly with your lips.

Buckley was convinced. What he said in the first place was not licking. Why did you make it sound like you were being generous?

Barkley is willing to admit defeat, but he also wants to punish O'Neal, and I can't suffer the loss alone.

Jazzy Bar thought about it, and when he kissed his butt, he would just take off Shaq's pants, so that everyone could see if the little shark had grown up.

"Come on, Shaq, take it off!" Barkley even smiled.

However, O'Neal forcefully pushed up his shorts and stuck them in his crotch, exposing his buttocks.

"Come on, Charles! I just washed it five times in the locker room. I promise, if you don't believe it, ask Kobe!"

"Ah this."

O'Neal, I hate you!

Damn it, give it your all!

Barkley slowly approached the two big lumps of black meat in front of all the fans.

I really can’t stop talking!

But the longer this kind of thing dragged on, the more embarrassing it became. Sir Ba kept doing nothing, quickly moved his face up, and lightly touched O'Neal's butt with his lips.

But the moment Barkley's lips touched O'Neal's butt, it was as if a switch was triggered.

"卟~"

"Oops, I'm sorry Charles, I was too nervous to hold it in."

Barkley covered his nose and mouth. He wanted to curse but couldn't, so he rushed directly into the tunnel.

From now on, O'Neal can brag in front of the media: "Barkley? I beat him and threw him up!"

As soon as Buckley entered the bathroom, his stomach churned.

He vowed that he would never bet on Chinese players again!

Li Ang and his son were swaying with laughter, while next to them, Li Ang's mother looked at her son with a worried look on her face, her eyes suddenly turned red.

"Son, mom is uneducated, don't lie to me. Tell me, is the basketball you went to play in Chou Country serious or not?"

Damn it. Where can I watch two serious men kiss their butts before the game starts in any serious basketball game?

Son, we can't make this kind of money!

"Don't worry, kid, this basketball is absolutely serious, look at it."

As soon as Leon's father finished speaking, O'Neal danced like a fool on the TV.

It's really hard to tell now. Even Li Ang is doubting whether this alliance is serious or not.

Because this year is a shortened season, the regular season does not end until May 5.

The Vancouver Grizzlies are indeed a team that was planning a lottery pick before the season started.

They had an impressive record of 8 wins and 42 losses this season, and they were better than the Clippers with 9 wins and 41 losses, and they were known as the Western Conference's two heroes.

Even in a shortened season, winning only eight games in a season is not easy. Mr. Baylor never imagined that he would show off to such an extent that he had never fucked a grizzly bear before.

No matter how badly I performed, I could only get second place, absolutely amazing!

Raheem lived up to expectations and won the title of blocked shots leader for the second consecutive year. Duncan, the Spurs' top pick, could only hold back.

About a week after the regular season ends, the lottery drawing begins.

But what’s very damning is that the lottery drawing ceremony is not currently broadcast live in China.

It would be too expensive to make international long distance calls to ask Francis, and given that guy’s level of education, Li Ang estimated that he wouldn’t be able to explain a few words clearly.

So Li Ang could only endure it for one day. After the lottery ceremony, he went out early the next morning to buy a copy of "China Sports News" and turned to the basketball section.

Sure enough, the draft order has changed again!

In this history, the winner of the No. 1 pick is no longer the Bulls, who just lost Jordan, but the Memphis Grizzlies, who have the bottom record!

The Bulls became the second pick, and the third pick was still the Hornets. As for the Clippers, who only won 9 games in a season, they still only received the fourth pick as in the original history.

Li Ang was convinced, but some people would still have a dark face no matter how many times they came again.

Lord Baylor is really miserable, please let him take first place once.

There is no championship, there is no first place, there is still no number one pick. It is really insulated from everything that has anything to do with "first".

What a sin!

After the Grizzlies won the No. 1 pick, they didn't know whether they would insist on choosing Francis or take Brand.

To be honest, the Grizzlies themselves were panicking.

With the No. 1 pick, there are so many choices at once.

Francis, Brand, Odom, Hamilton. It’s simply more fun than choosing a concubine!

Li Ang? They are indeed very optimistic about Li Ang.

In fact, if the Grizzlies were to draw another lottery pick, they would really consider Liang.

After all, in the hearts of the Grizzlies, even if Li Ang cannot become the core, he can still become a high-quality player.

But if it is the No. 1 pick, choosing Li Ang is somewhat luxurious.

Must have the entire superstar embryo!

Li Ang didn't know at this time what impact this change in the lottery draw would have on him.

But what is certain is that my vacation is over.

Two days after the draft lottery ceremony, Li Ang packed his bags again, bid farewell to the warm rabbit nest, and set foot on the land of Eagle Sauce again.

To face that confusing fate.

Let me reiterate, the lottery results are definitely out today!