Adventures Of A Goblin

"you have definitely become stronger Goblin, exceeding even my expectations. But I have to break it to you, killing me is one of the things that are impossible to achieve".

"now, get your rest like I told you to, before I get to drag you back".

"you seem awfully confident in your ability, and it was the same for your four Goblin Generals".

"they belittled me first, now where are they?..., all burnt to death. Your fate is not going to be different from their's goblin King".

Following the Goblin's words, the air surrounding the Goblin king became much darker. He calmly placed his hand on the handle of his great sword resting on his lap and picked it up.

"you dare to compare me with the likes of my lowly general's?".

The Goblin king retorted to the Goblin as he walks slowly to him with the tip of his great sword scraping the ground along with him.

"fine, you want an early death?....., an early death you shall get".

The Goblin did nothing but raise his two hands up in preparation as the Goblin king continues to make his way down to him.

His great sword being within range of the Goblin, he fiercely swung it down on him. The Goblin intercepted the great sword falling down on him by jumping up and kicking the bladed side with his thorned leg.

When he had kicked it, he got back down and made a double flip backwards, away from the Goblin king.

"do not underestimate me, Goblin king".

He said as he watches from a distance how the great sword he had kicked went backwards, and the hand holding unto the sword also sprained backwards in a very disturbing position.

The Goblin king slowly turned his head and looked at his hand bent backwards in an awkward position, and he looked back at the miniscule Goblin standing before him with a confident expression on his face.

"ha, ha, haha, hahahaha, hahahahahaha......."

The Goblin king raised his head up, opened his mouth wide, and let out a timely laugh. He turned his head back down and placed his arm on the shoulder of the broken arm.

Still holding unto the great sword with the dislocated arm, he popped the bones back together in one stroke with a loud crackle sound made.

When he was done fixing his arm, he turned his head back to the Goblin and pointed at him with a finger.

"you..., you are funny".

The Goblin was a bit confused at the Goblin king's declaration, because he called him funny but he wasn't at all making a laugh when he said the funny part, if anything, the Goblin king's face looked more serious.

Having said his mind, the Goblin king with a mild expression, turned his back on the Goblin and made his way back to his throne. He got to the throne and sat on it like he had done when the Goblin first came in.

The Goblin was mentally disturbed by the Goblin king's action. He wondered what it is the Goblin king was trying to do by going back to his seat after he had already gotten up and thrown the first blow.

The Goblin king fixated his eyes on the Goblin, fixating it very closely on him. Raising his hand up, he broke the silence that had reigned between the two of them.

"now, shall we start it all over again?....."

He said still pointing at the Goblin and now having a very disturbing smile on his face. As for the Goblin, he did not know what to use to reply to the words of the Goblin king that made absolutely no sense to him.

Start what again?, is he talking about the interaction?, or is he referring to the light physical exchange they just had?....

the Goblin repeatedly asked himself for what the Goblin king could be talking about, and at the end of it, words managed to escape his puzzled mind.

"what are you doing...."

"to you, what does it look like I am doing".

"looks to me like you have lost your mind".

"i am sure I did not make contact with your body part, because then I could have assumed I had blown up a part of your brain with my fist".

The Goblin king unmindful of the insultive remark made by the Goblin, spoke up.

"in anger, I showed you a side not befitting for someone of my image".

"to erase said image, I decided to start our encounter anew with you speaking your words like you had done the first time".

What the fuck?...., does he have a loose screw somewhere?....., Is what the Goblin thought, but decided against saying it out loud.

"enough of this. I have no reason or thought to dance to your will".

The Goblin produced two thorns from his palm and hurls it at the Goblin king who only had to tilt his head sideways to evade the thorns.

After he evded the thorns, the Goblin king thrust his hand to the side of his head that was bent, and caught the Thorn coming out from the Goblin's palm.

"I should warn you just in case, a distraction like that is the least form of attack that will ever work on me".

While speaking, he turned his head in the direction he had thrusted his hand out to.

"yeah, I noticed".

Giving the Goblin king a reply, is the Goblin who is only several breath away from the face of the Goblin king. The Goblin still near the Goblin king, sprouted out thorn from his other hand, and aimed it at the Goblin king.

He did not make any extravagant movements as he only steeled his hold on the thorn he was holding unto, and used it to hurl the Goblin away from him before the Goblin's other hand could get to him.

"I gave you a chance to rest yourself, but you refused my offer of kindness".

The Goblin king slowly rises himself up while still speaking to the Goblin in a seldom tone.

"Goblin, do not blame me for what is about to happen to you next".