After Becoming a Taoist

  Chapter 54 Ghosts and Gods Acting and Telling Different Stories

  Li Dandao met one by one, drank alcohol, and also met the Mangzhang people from Beimangyuan, the mountain **** of Saga Mountain, and the ghost of Saga Mountain.

   But there was no Tian Wu.

  Li Dandao didn't know why, but he also felt that these ghosts and gods didn't just gather together.

   Fortunately, these wines are delicious and the food is also good.

   "This genius doctor, I have a disease, I don't know if it can be cured." But it was a lame old man: "Back then in the mountains, I was chased by hunters and broke a leg. It has not healed, and my legs and feet are extremely inconvenient."

  Li Dan said to look at his legs: "It's been a long time. If you want to cure it, you have to break the bones that have grown, and then set the bones in place."

   "Ah? That shouldn't hurt the old man?" The old man heard that he was going to break it again.

Li Dan said, "If you're drunk, I'll give you two more doses of anesthesia, and you'll pass out. I'll knock it off at once, and then re-debride, set bones, and remove deformities. It's ok, if you just rely on taking medicine or something. , I guess it's difficult, you belong to surgery, not internal medicine."

   This old man is a jerk, and thinking about it at this time is still lame.

   "Today's banquet, although there are songs and dances, is still a little boring. Which one to tell stories and entertain?"

   "It's better to beat the drums and send orders. Whichever one comes, just tell a story, whether it's a story or a joke, there's always something to be desired."

   "Okay!" Zhongshan Jun said: "I'll come first. This story tells the story of King Mu of Zhou meeting the Queen Mother of the West."

   "But the story has nothing to do with King Mu. It is said that King Mu traveled westward, 30,000 miles a day, and met the Queen Mother of the West in Kunlun. When the two parted, they agreed to come back after three years."

   "Emperor Mu didn't travel to the west for more than fifty years, and only saw the Queen Mother of the West for three days. He died shortly after returning, but the book says that Emperor Mu lived to be one hundred and four years old, so why didn't he go back to see the Queen Mother of the West?"

  Jinghe Longjun said: "Who can know about ancient times?"

   "Who passed down the Book of Emperor Mu?"

   "This? I don't know."

"The Zhou Dynasty in the Qin Dynasty ended the chaos in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, but the ancestors of Qin were nothing more than the driver of Zhou Tianzi. The so-called "Zefather" is also the "Zefu". In the peach forest that Kuafu transforms every day, he took the spirit of the best peach spirit. , made it into a car, and found a pegasus that travels 30,000 miles a day."

   "30,000 miles a day! I'm afraid it's not a physical trip."

   "That's right, the spirit traveled and found the country of the Queen Mother of the West." Zhongshan Jun said: "After Mu Tianzi came back, he died, but the father was still alive, and the story was passed down."

   "Is it possible for the Queen Mother of the West to fall in love with Emperor Mu? Why is Emperor Mu unwilling to stay in the country of the Queen Mother of the West, and suddenly wants to come back?"

   "Mu Tianzi stole something from the Queen Mother of the West." Zhongshan Jun said: "And this thing, the father told his descendants, that is, the first emperor of the Qin Dynasty."

  Jingyang Longjun became interested and asked, "What kind of baby is it?"

   "It was Chu who killed Qin, not Han, how would I know?" said Zhongshan Jun.

   "Boom! Boom!" The little **** below played a small drum, as if it had the smell of a battlefield.

   An order spread among the guests.

"stop!"

   But it was Chen Taigong who got the order: "Alas! What stories does this old man have to tell?"

   "Speak quickly! Speak quickly! Don't rely on the old to sell the old, there are many people who are much older than you!" There was a commotion at the banquet.

   Chen Taigong said: "It's a strange thing when you think of it, but it may not be a strange thing for you all."

   "Don't grind chirp!" A mountain stalker is the most impatient.

   "At that time I was an official in Shu, and I heard a story from the Liang Dynasty in the Southern Dynasty. There was a man named Fei Mi. He was farming when he suddenly heard a woman singing and felt very strange, so he went to look for it."

   "I went all the way to the mountain, but it was raining, so I found a rock crevice to hide from the rain."

   "Just as he was sheltering from the rain, he saw these women in purple clothes singing."

   "It's a lot! Seven or eight, this person is lustful, so I have to stop these women."

   Result!

   "What happened?" Na Shanxiu asked.

   "The man's son saw that his father had not come back for a few days. He went to the mountains to look for it. He saw his father in the crack of the stone. The thing was stuck in the thorn of a hedgehog, and it was bleeding to death."

   "How serious!"

   "Haha! I just like to hear such nonsense things, and I won't listen to such curious things next!" Lord Zhongshan is Liu Bang's older brother, who is actually a farmer and likes earthy flavors the most.

   "Those women became hedgehogs?"

   "How could that be? Mostly met a ghost."

Li Dandao had also heard this story, but it wasn't this version. It was this person who thought it was strange, so he called these women. When these women turned around, they had clothes and no body. Under the hat was something similar to bird feathers. .

   When his son went to find him, he seemed to have been dead for more than 100 days, and there were some dead hedgehogs beside him, but only thorns remained.

   is a bit like the ghost in Harry Potter.

   Then came another series of orders, which were passed on to Li Dandao, intentionally or unintentionally.

   "Doctor Xiao Li, do you have any stories?"

  Li Dandao was about to show off his secret medicine, and immediately said: "I do have a story here. I have a story about foxes, and I am relatively obscene. Are there any foxes present? If you mind, I will not tell."

   "I don't mind! I don't mind! Tell me! Tell me!" It was the man in red with a phoenix eye, who said with a smile: "Let me see if I know."

  Li Dan said: "Everyone is happy to hear this story, and I also listened to a salesman."

"By the way, I have a medicine here, which can make a man live and live, return to his prime, fight hard all night, and don't say that he is tired, just because I am young, this medicine is also a medicine for tigers and wolves, and it is not easy to sell. It was sold to a businessman who traveled far and wide."

   "He told me this story."

   "In other words, there was a man who was a butcher who slaughtered pigs. He asked for a wife, but he was tossed to death by him, but he did it once a day, once a day."

   "Oh? There is such a strange thing?"

   "Yes! This kind of man is really a man, and he should make good friends."

   "It's not just you who think so, there are people who think so too."

"There is a piebald fox, from the fox clan's aesthetic point of view, it is ugly, and there is no other kind to repair with her on weekdays, and her life is red fire, and she especially likes this kind of yin and yang harmony, often with tigers, bears, wolves Wang Chuan, but these creatures can't be satisfied with her."

   "Stealing chickens all day and night, seeing the butcher, five big and three rough, and going to the widow's door at night."

   "Oh Huo?" Lianjingyang Longjun was also stunned.

   Lovers like all kinds of bubble wine, and so does Long Jun!

   I fell asleep last night, no more! Serve the two together!

   (end of this chapter)