After Becoming a Taoist

  Chapter 78 Profound Truth

   "Di'er Ling Gelang is choking! In June~~ anger burns my heart~ Widow Wang, I'm sitting alone in the room~~"

  Li Dandao listened to the old Taoist sing happily while walking with a strange expression.

   This tune, why does it have a two-person twist?

   And the content also sounds a bit colorful.

  Yaya listens and tunes attentively, typical of bad learning but not good.

   "Where is this Xiuyun Village!" Li Dandao was confused, holding a beggar chicken, he didn't know where he was.

   asked Laodao, Laodao said: "I don't know, they didn't invite me."

   Until three o'clock in the afternoon, there was no shadow on the ground. Li Dandao was hiding under a tree in the shade, and Yaya suddenly said, "Brother, see if it's there!"

  I saw a wooden archway similar to a Japanese torii gate appeared in the distance, and the torii gate said Xiuyunzhuang.

   "Is this an illusion?" Li Dandao walked under the torii and touched the archway, which was very real.

   "Or enchantment?"

   The old Taoist was also surprised: "This thing, it appeared suddenly! It's close to the imperial capital, how can it still be so capable?"

   "Hey! Boy! How come you have ears and a tail!"

  Yaya was also very curious: "Brother! You have become a monster!"

  Li Dandao looked behind him, did not know when a yellow tail appeared, and then touched his head, a pair of animal ears.

   Good guy, Fury is ecstatic!

  Yaya touched Li Dandao's tail curiously. Fluffy, moving, very cute.

As soon as Yaya touched his tail, Li Dandao immediately felt a goosebump, like blowing air into his ears, shaving his neck with a barber blade, and massage being gently scraped from his spine by a fingernail. Traditional craftsmanship Rub the edges.

  Li Dandao grabbed Yaya's hand that still wanted to move.

   took a deep breath.

  It's so scary! Terrible!

   The old Taoist was also surprised: "You have been hit by the Tushan Mantra!"

   "What is the Tushan Mantra?" Li Dan asked.

   "That is, people have souls, and demons have demons. If demons want to cultivate into adults, they must cultivate human souls, and they will find someone to help them in their cultivation."

  Yaya immediately grasped the essence: "Brother has been inhaled with yang energy."

  Li Dandao directly covered her mouth.

  The old Taoist was grinning.

  Li Dandao saw Cunning in the corner of his eyes inadvertently.

   said directly: "Okay! You bastard! You even came to play with me!"

  Li Dandao went directly behind the old Taoist priest, pointed his sword with both hands, and launched it directly between the two strands!

   Profound Truth. Millennium Kill!

  Old Daoist felt a murderous aura, and with a jump, he was even ten feet tall.

   "You **** child! Such a joke?"

  Li Dan said directly: "You are not an old Taoist at all!"

   "Even a desolate Taoist priest wouldn't sing that kind of tune. Also, your acting skills are too poor! Isn't it Yaya!"

  Yaya, as the standing judge of the Oscars, is very experienced in this, nodded and nodded again.

   "Old thing! Your fox tail is showing!"

   "Who said I'm a fox! I'm a weasel! It's not the same species at all!" The old Taoist said solemnly.

   Li Dan said suspiciously.

   "Do you want me to give you a fart to smell? You don't believe me!"

  Li Dandao called the expert.

   asked: "Since you know, why do you see me joking?"

"I've only been practicing for less than two hundred years. I've seen it, and I can't resolve it. Let's go up! It's better to resolve this enemy than to end it. You should kowtow to him and apologize. No matter how stingy the fox is, as long as you don't do things like murder and arson. Now, people will let you go."

  Li Dandao rolled his eyes, I didn't offend anyone.

   had to take the stone mountain road from the torii gate, winding up.

   However, he found that there are still many guests, but they are also strange and colorful.

   I only heard a one-eyed Mediterranean yellow skin monster's nose twitching.

  Take a big eyeball and twitch from side to side.

   stared at Yaya all of a sudden.

   But he saw Li Dandao, and the old Taoist priest, and regarded Li Dandao as a local fox, and the old Taoist priest was naturally seen by him as a weasel.

   grinned at several people.

   The old Taoist whispered: "This guy is a yellow ghost, it's hard to deal with."

  Li Dandao has heard of yellow ghosts, and the rumors are still passed down from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. There is a folklore "playing yellow ghosts" Wu Nuo opera, which is very famous and has been applied for World Heritage.

   This yellow ghost is a symbol of plagues and floods, droughts and all other bad things.

   belongs to the aggregate of ghosts and evil spirits.

   The yellow ghost split his mouth, revealing his long tongue: "I smell human."

   "What a pity!" Huang Gui licked his tongue: "This is the territory of the Tushan Hu Clan, so it's hard to do it."

Li Dandao protected Yaya: "Damn it! I thought I was going to invite me for a big meal! Why are there so many monsters and monsters! My life is not safe, young master! Poor Yaya! You follow me, I'm afraid I will be fierce More and less”

  Yaya shrank her head and looked at the yellow ghost, but there was no fear in her eyes.

Lao Dao said: "Your sister has a very high spirituality. After eating it, it is worth two or three years of cultivation. If you don't have enlightenment, it is easy to open your wisdom. Your spirituality is overflowing now, but your grade is a little older. Not a boy or girl, but also a first-class delicious boy and girl."

   This old weasel is just watching the fun and doesn't dislike the trouble.

   When we got to the middle of the mountain, we found that there were only a few pavilions in the open air. A group of men and women were dressed in clothes from the Wei and Jin Dynasties.

   They were setting the table, and at the same time, the stream could be seen. The water in the stream was not in a hurry, and there were various plates on it.

   A group of yellow-skinned foxes, red-skinned foxes, and a few of the white-skinned and black-skinned foxes can still be seen, imitating the appearance of people, standing up and preparing food.

  Li Dandao saw the so-called Uncle Hu at a glance.

   He didn't wear red clothes today, he changed to a light green fox head cloud pattern Taoist uniform.

   is directing many little foxes to work.

  Li Dan went straight up.

   "What the **** are you doing! You bastard! Take the bamboo shoots! Get me a fox tail, fox ears, and a fox nose!"

"If you can't speak well, I don't mind turning you into a fox completely and adding a crossbone to your throat." He smiled and said, "You ruined the reputation of my fox clan first! "

Li Dandao blushes when he thinks of the pornographic story he told in Zhongshan: "I didn't say it, it's none of my business, I just listened to what others said, and I asked if there were any foxes who would mind, you said. I don't mind."

   "I don't mind! But other foxes do. If what you said is true, I'll ignore it, but what you said is false, fabricated out of thin air, and there is no such thing as a basis for it.

As the patriarch of the hundreds of miles of fox clan around here, I always want to maintain clan rules and clan reputation. If something like this happens, how bad the impact is, I thought it was true, and I did a thorough investigation. . "

  Li Dandao is somewhat wrong.

   "The little ones below hate you to death, saying that you have destroyed the reputation of my fox clan and will kill you!"

I saw the so-called uncle Hu said: "I think you are not guilty of death, and I still protect you and say good things to you, but I just told you to be a fox for a few days! Experience the hard work of a fox to save you from talking nonsense in the future. In addition, I also need to clarify that this story is purely a story you made up to sell medicine, and it is okay to change the protagonist from a fox to a witch."

   A few people have been banned! Don't start a fight! Peaceful reading! Don't mess around! The Internet is not a place outside the law! Do not promote feudal superstition when reading books, and do not launch reactionary speeches!

   Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness.

   (end of this chapter)