After being able to read minds, the male protagonist can no longer hide his love brain
Chapter 75 Holy shit, it’s my third cousin!
"Nothing...nothing."
Luo Yu couldn't help but took half a step back, thinking silently in his mind that Jiang Ruohua probably didn't recognize him. All kinds of words of regret and excitement flashed through his mind like a horse, and then he realized that something seemed a little strange. Not quite right.
[No, is this my wife? My wife is not that tall, right? Why are there two more moles on my face? 】
"You look very similar to someone I know." Luo Yu looked carefully and felt more and more that it was not Jiang Ruohua. After looking carefully, he said, "But it's really similar, but there are no moles on her face."
[It’s a false alarm, but it’s too similar. I couldn’t see these two moles from a distance. Let me just say, my wife is a girl of this era, so she shouldn’t have any trouble visiting a brothel. . 】
Jiang Ruohua raised her eyes: "I see, that's really rude."
"Ah no, no, no, it's my fault." Luo Yu hurriedly waved his hands, wearing a mask, and his behavior was completely unrestrained, "Because it's so similar, I couldn't help but look at it for a while to confirm, brother If you didn't have two moles on your face, you would look exactly like the person I know!"
[But this is too similar, right? The book also says that my wife has a real brother. No matter how buggy the plot is, you can't give my wife a real brother out of thin air, right? 】
[But the male version of my wife is pretty good-looking too. Just these two moles, I always feel very familiar with them. The dog system, what do you think? 】
(Really? No impression.)
【What's the use of you? 】
Jiang Ruohua touched his face lightly. Now the fake King Ying had completely misunderstood that he was another person who looked very similar: "Is it really so similar?"
Luo Yu was stunned for a moment, then raised his hand and scratched his head in embarrassment and said: "They are indeed very similar, just like brothers... brothers."
[On the eyebrows and under the eyes, he looks so much like my wife. No, there must be such a person in the book, and he fits this appearance very well...]
"It's really a coincidence that we have such fate." Jiang Ruohua said with a smile, "My surname is Wen. I wonder what your surname is?"
"I'm in Xialuo... I'm in Xia Ayu."
[Fortunately, I almost blurted out who I was. Although there was a word difference, it happened to be the same surname as Luo Zhengyu. 】
[Wen... Wen... Damn it! Third cousin! 】
"You... are you from the Wen family of the Imperial Shang Dynasty?" Luo Yu was dumbfounded and took two steps back.
"How did Brother Ayu know that I was from the Wen family?" Jiang Ruohua was not too surprised. She deliberately drew the image of her third cousin, but she didn't expect that this fake King Ying seemed to know everyone. He could guess just by his features. arrive.
【broken! Just open your mouth and say it! At this time, the third cousin should still be in school! Ahhhhh! Mouth, mouth! If you can’t speak, you don’t have to speak! 】
Jiang Ruohua:...
Should she help the fake King of Ying reconcile? It felt like he was almost at a loss for words.
So stupid.
"...I haven't been back to Beijing for a long time, and I didn't expect anyone to recognize me." Jiang Ruohua coughed lightly and said, "There are many cousins in the family, and I guess it's because they look too similar."
Luo Yu immediately seemed to be grasping at a life-saving straw: "Ah, yes, yes."
[It’s so scary. Fortunately, I wore a mask today. Anyway, I can’t reveal my identity, otherwise I won’t get along with this third cousin. 】
(Is it really Wen Ruyun?)
[The young man with a mole on his eyebrow and under his eye who looks like my wife must be my third cousin. If I want him to know that I am Luo Zhengyu under my skin, he must not kill me? 】
Thinking about Luo Yu, he felt a chill. Maybe as a man, he couldn't understand it very well, but maybe women all want to have a sister-controlling brother?
[My third cousin, who looks gentle and gentle and is about the same age as my wife, is actually a bitch on the inside! The young ladies of the Wen family, together with my wife, will stand up for whoever is wronged. I’m afraid you have forgotten the plot in the book. When the young ladies of the Wen family were choosing a husband, none of them had been beaten by her, except for It’s just that he never beat up the male protagonist! 】
【and I! I'm in Luo Zhengyu's body right now! Who is Luo Zhengyu? He is a bitch! He is a dog man who betrayed and hurt my wife! After the third cousin knows his true identity, do you think I can beat him? He will be skinned and hung on the city wall! 】
Jiang Ruohua:...
Is Wen Ruyun such a person? In her impression, this cousin was quite gentle.
After a moment of silence, Jiang Ruohua seemed to notice some embarrassment. Jiang Ruohua said with a smile: "Since Ayu knows my siblings, they can be considered acquaintances. However, I hope that Brother Ayu will keep the matter of today's encounter a secret. I'll treat Brother Ayu to a drink." Bar."
【drink wine? I'm not very good at drinking... Why don't you refuse...] Luo Yu's whole body was full of resistance, and just as he was thinking about how to speak, he saw someone behind Jiang Ruohua passing by with a plate of food, [I rely on my big elbows! 】
【What a delicious big elbow! I'm greedy! 】
Thinking in his mind, Luo Yu's eyes suddenly gleamed, tears of disappointment were about to flow from his mouth, and then he shook his head in his heart.
[No, no, no, how could you be blinded by a big elbow! 】
"Brother Ayu?" Jiang Ruohua smiled playfully. This fake King of Ying should not say anything, but he was a little cute. "What are you thinking about?"
"No, it's nothing." Luo Yu shook his head suddenly and heard Jiang Ruohua speak next.
"That's good. I'm the host today and I'll treat Brother Ayu to a drink. I happen to be a little hungry. It's better to have good wine, good meat, and a beautiful lady by my side, so that I can live up to today."
Jiang Ruohua suddenly didn't want King Ying to leave on vacation, but wanted to keep him drinking. After saying that, he reached out and slapped Luo Yu on the back, stopped a girl and said, "Excuse me, I have a private room with this brother." Let’s watch the singing and dancing on the stage for a while, and give you a bottle of fine wine and food..."
【I'm going to die! No chance to refuse! 】
"How about rock candy elbows?"
"good."
【quack! Eat a big elbow! 】
Jiang Ruohua pursed her lips and chuckled. It was so interesting that this monster could be tricked into taking the bait with just a big elbow.
After following Jiang Ruohua for two steps, Luo Yu suddenly realized that he wanted to slap himself on the spot!
【look look look! Let you see the big elbow! We agreed not to have any contact with my third cousin! Luo Yu, you are a loser! 】
"Pfft..." Jiang Ruohua couldn't help but laugh.
Luo Yu, who was having fun in his heart, felt hot in his ears and asked in a low voice: "Three...Brother Wen, what's going on?"
"It's nothing, I suddenly thought of something happy." Jiang Ruohua had a strong endurance and quickly recovered, "Actually, I came back secretly this time because I wanted to see my cousin. Does Brother Ayu know about her? Duke Guo's Mansion Miss, my cousin Jiang Ruohua.”
"I know, I know, but I don't know."
【I’ll just say it! This person is a girl control! 】
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