After Being Cursed By The System, I Spent More Time Playing

[Reminder: The host has been reborn, just call the system Dad, you can get the invincible BUFF and open the unparalleled mode. 】

[Would you like to load the system? 】

WTF?

Su Yishan's head was drowsy, when he heard a mechanically synthesized voice.

"The nest is tender!! What kind of stupid system? Are you looking for scolding at the beginning? Your father and I need a system for rebirth?! Who do you look down on?"

[The host despises the system, the system will punish the host, and everything that happens to the host will be reversed! 】

"???!" Su Yishan was full of question marks, what kind of rubbish system, it doesn't need it, and it still punishes it, rushing up?

Su Yishan frowned, slowly opened his eyes, and his mind became a little clearer.

Countless strange and familiar memories poured in, and he was completely dumbfounded.

He was reborn, and returned to his third year of high school, but the whole world has undergone tremendous changes.

The world has undergone catastrophe, all kinds of ferocious and terrifying beasts have swept across the land, and countless ancient gods and ghosts have descended. Even the college entrance examination is a test of cultivation and actual combat ability.

An era of cultivating immortals for all! !

I'm making a big fuss!

What did the system say just now?

You can get invincible BUFF just by calling daddy?

"That...system, you are still..."

【Punishment has already come and cannot be changed. The host's desire to become stronger by calling him dad has come to nothing. 】

"Hehe, am I the kind of person who calls a garbage system daddy just to get stronger?"

Su Yishan looked around and saw that the students in the classroom were all sitting on the futons, with all their hearts turned upside down, and they were all practicing.

He was numb all over.

In a daze, a piece of chalk hit his head accurately.

"Hiss—" Su Yishan covered his forehead and looked towards the podium. The rebirth campus must be smashed with chalk, right?

I saw Zheng Xingzhong, the head teacher in middle school, staring at him with staring eyes, without speaking, and pointing at him with one hand.

Su Yishan and Lao Zheng met each other's eyes.

Su Yishan raised his eyebrows: "..."

"..." Old Zheng's eyes widened under his thick glasses, and his fingers shook up and down, full of warning.

The silence speaks.

Su Yishan finally came back to his senses and glanced at the content on the blackboard.

correct!

Practice!

As a reborn person, he has more experience and a mind beyond his current age. Even if there is no invincibility system, he can still sweep away his peers.

Su Yishan got two sets of exercises that he had learned in his memory, "Nine Years of Climbing to the Immortal Jue" and "Three Years of War God Record".

Listening to the name, it is awesome, and it is also a god of war. In fact, it is the most basic course, and almost every student has learned it.

"Nine Years of Climbing to the Immortal Jue" is a method for cultivating the qi of the dantian, and "Three Years of God of War" is some fighting tricks.

Su Yishan closed his eyes, and relying on his memory, like everyone else in the class, he began to practice the "Nine Years of Ascension to Immortals".

When Lao Zheng saw Su Yishan's actions, he finally put away his hands, but frowned.

Su Yishan, a kid who first started practicing qi-strength, is already in his third year of high school, and he is still practicing qi-strength. You must know that Wang Yu, who is the second-to-last in the class, has already practiced qi-strength, and there are only ten days left in the college entrance examination , Su Yishan is basically gone.

Forget it, after the college entrance examination is over, help him find a job moving bricks, and he can barely support himself.

[Cause and effect start to change. 】

[It is detected that the host is cultivating, the cultivation level is -10, and the current cultivation level is 80. 】

[It is detected that the host is cultivating, the cultivation level is -10, and the current cultivation level is 70. 】

"..."

Su Yishan just started practicing when he heard the system beeping non-stop. At this moment, his mentality exploded!

The more you practice, the lower your cultivation level will be. This is still a piece of cake!

Give up the treatment, okay!

Su Yishan opened his eyes, raised his shoulders, and looked at Lao Zheng weakly.

Old Zheng was stunned, Su Yishan looked at him like he was going to die, provocative?

The next moment, Su Yishan was even more straightforward, lying back directly, lying on the ground with the whole body, come on, any posture you want is fine. In short, destroy it!

Lao Zheng was also afraid of affecting the cultivation of other students, so he slowly walked down from the podium and kicked Su Yishan's thigh.

"Ah!" Su Yishan cried out in pain.

[Attacked, physique +1, current physique 23]

"Huh?" After Su Yishan called out, he sat up suddenly. There seemed to be something wrong with this causal transformation!

Does being beaten seem to make it stronger?

But why do I still feel pain after being hit?

If it was really a reversal of polarity, shouldn't he yelp comfortably after being hit?

BUG!

There is a bug!

"Come out!" Lao Zheng yelled, and walked out of the classroom.

Su Yishan followed out with some excitement, he seriously doubted that he would become Shaking M.

Some students were disturbed, opened their eyes, and looked at Su Yishan with contempt and disgust. It was really uncomfortable to have such a black sheep in the class. They didn't practice themselves and disturbed others.

"Su Yishan, what's your attitude?" Old Zheng finally couldn't hold back after leading Su Yishan into the office, "It's class time, if you don't practice well, what do you want to do?"

"I want to be beaten!" Su Yishan tilted his neck and stared at Lao Zheng with anticipation in his eyes.

"..." The corner of Lao Zheng's mouth twitched, and he picked out his ears. He even suspected that there was something wrong with his ears, and asked, "What did you say? I didn't hear clearly."

Su Yishan sighed. At this time, he could only accept his body shaking M. He raised his neck and said, "Come on! Hit me!"

There were many teachers from other classes sitting in the office. At this moment, the entire office was silent, and all eyes were on Su Yishan.

It was the first time they saw such an arrogant student.

"I..." Old Zheng clenched his fists tightly. As an immortal cultivator who practiced Qi Ninefold Strength, at this moment, he really couldn't resist punching this little bastard.

But as a human teacher, with so many people watching, he finally held back and tried to persuade: "Su Yishan, do you know how hard your mother works every day so that you can study in No. 7 Middle School? You Think about the wrinkles on her face due to fatigue..."

Su Yishan gave Lao Zheng a white look: "My mother has no wrinkles on her face!"

"Fuck!" Old Zheng couldn't help but swear, this kid doesn't eat oil and salt!

Su Yishan saw that Lao Zheng didn't move or talk nonsense, so he raised his right fist and punched himself heavily on his left shoulder.

[Attacked, physique +2, current physique 25]

Hey! living comfortably without anybody's help!

If this goes on like this, after ten years of self-abuse and coming out of the mountains, wouldn't I be invincible in the world?

Thinking of this, Su Yishan punched himself in the chest again.

[Attacked, physique +3, current physique 28]

"What are you doing?" Lao Zheng grabbed Su Yishan's hand and shouted, "You child, even if your cultivation speed is slow, you can't torture yourself!"

Forehead!

Su Yishan felt a little warm in his heart. To be honest, Lao Zheng is still a good person, but you are hindering my progress!

"Hey! Wait!" Old Zheng let go of Su Yishan's hand, sighed, walked to his desk, opened a drawer, took out a wooden box from it, and handed it to Su Yishan, "Here is a Qi Dan, eat it, go back and practice hard."

Qi training pill?

According to Su Yishan's current memory, he knows that Qi Lian Dan is a elixir that can help people improve their cultivation.

If this kind of thing came to him, wouldn't he die if he ate it?

"Mr. Zheng, this is too expensive, I don't deserve it."

"Eat it!" Old Zheng opened the wooden box, took out the elixir, and stared at Su Yishan with a frown. If Su Yishan didn't take it, he might force it into his mouth.

"I..." Su Yishan sneered, "How about I take it home and eat it?"

"Stop talking nonsense, eat it in front of me now, and then go back to practice!" Old Zheng is also a good person!

Su Yishan could only accept the elixir and swallowed it with tears in his eyes.

[Absorbed pills, repaired at -58, currently repaired at 22]

Su Yishan shed tears of sadness at this moment.

Old Zheng patted Su Yishan's shoulder lightly, waved his hand, and said, "Don't be moved, go back to practice, if you dare to be lazy again, I'll really beat you kid."