Meng
Laosan and Meng Laosi looked at the scene in front of them, speechless for half a day.
"No, we heard them say they caught fish in their own pond.
Uncle Meng waved his palm towards Meng Laosan's head, "You fool, whatever he says is what he says, maybe their fish wasn't caught from here!" "
Where did you get it from?" Meng Laosan frowned and wondered.
Uncle Meng slapped him on the head again, "You ask me, who do I ask?!Go, go home!"
Meng Laosan and Meng Laosi turned around and went home in frustration.
At this moment, Aunt Meng suddenly saw something moving in the stinky pool, and hurriedly stopped them and said, "Old man, come and see if there is really something in this pond!"
Uncle Meng was startled, "Could it be that there are really fish?!"
Aunt Meng smiled excitedly on her face, "Do you want us to go down and take a look."
Meng Laosan said with a disgusted face: "Mother, this pool of water stinks, I don't want to go down."
Aunt Meng frowned, "Look at your little bit of interest, people Zhou Zhao and Zhou Feng can go down, but you can't go down?"
Meng Laosan looked at the green and smelly bathing pool water, and only felt sick to his stomach, "Mother, it's really too smelly."
Meng Laosi also glanced at it and said together: "Yes, mother, let's go quickly, maybe there is no fish in it at all."
Aunt Meng snorted coldly and said: "Look at the two of you, it's really useless, that's a fish, it will cost a lot of copper plates to buy one, just go down and touch it!"
Uncle Meng also said: "Meng Laosan, you go down and have a look."
Meng Laosan and Meng Laosi lowered their heads and didn't dare to reply.
Aunt Meng took advantage of the fact that they were not paying attention and pushed directly towards the two of them and pushed the two of them down.
Meng Laosan and Meng Laosi fell into the stinky pool together and fluttered, "Mother, what are you doing here?
!" Aunt Meng shouted at them: "Don't catch the fish yet!"
Meng Laosan and Meng Laosi listened, and had no choice but to endure a disgusting smell and look for fish in the pool.
As the surface of the pool ripples.
Meng Laosan hurriedly rushed over, grabbed it with his hand, and really caught something.
He was overjoyed and said, "Mother, I seem to have really caught a fish!" Aunt Meng was overjoyed
and called to him: "Quick, throw the fish up."
Meng Laosan listened, grabbed the tail of the thing and threw it hard towards the shore.
Aunt Meng hurriedly stretched out her hand to pick it up, but what flew towards her was not a fish at all, but a small crocodile with grinning teeth.
She was stunned, and when she reacted, the fierce little crocodile had already fallen into her arms!
"What kind of fish is this!" Aunt Meng fell to the ground with the little crocodile in her arms, struggling in horror.
The little crocodile looked at the person in front of him, his eyes were like glowing, and he bit directly at Aunt Meng's buttocks.
Aunt Meng screamed loudly in pain, "Ah, help, old man, help!" Uncle Meng
saw the fierce crocodile, and his jaw was about to fall in fright, and he hurriedly ran away like a rabbit without looking back.
Aunt Meng twisted her buttocks bitten by the little crocodile and shouted at him, "Old man, come back to me quickly!"
Uncle Meng heard her voice, ran faster and faster, and accidentally fell and dropped his shoes.
"Old man, help!" shouted behind him.
Uncle Meng didn't even want shoes this time, and ran desperately forward until his figure disappeared.
Meng Laosan and Meng Laosi in the stinky pool were stunned.
On weekdays, my father, who is tired after walking two steps, runs faster than a rabbit.
The two of them nested in the stinky pool and did not dare to get up.
Aunt Meng's buttocks were still bitten, and she hurriedly begged her two sons for help: "Third, fourth, help my mother, this ghost is going to bite me to death
!" Meng Laosan and Meng Laosi buried their bodies in the water and whispered to her: "Mother, didn't you say that you want fish? This crocodile is also a fish, you can keep it and take it home!" Aunt Meng
was so painful that she couldn't speak, and after listening to the words of her two sons, she was almost as angry as blood.
She lay on the ground and struggled in agony until she passed out.
Meng Laosan and Meng Laosi didn't dare to come up and take their mothers away at this time.
It wasn't until it got dark that the little crocodile left.
Meng Laosan and Meng Laosi brought Aunt Meng home together.
The two of them may have been soaking in the stinky pool for a long time, and there was a stench all over their bodies.
When Dr. Xu came to treat Aunt Meng's injuries, he almost threw up.
Fortunately, the little crocodile was not big, and Aunt Meng was only bitten off a piece of butt meat.
But soon, the news spread to the village, saying that the Meng family ran to someone else's pond to touch the fish and was bitten by a crocodile.
After hearing this, the people in the village would look at Aunt Meng's ass whenever they passed by the door of Meng's house.
They all guessed what this ass would be like without a piece of meat, and if it wouldn't even hold up its pants.
looked at Aunt Meng so ashamed and angry that she didn't dare to go out for several days.
When Aunt Zhou and Du Bangchun went to the mountains to pick flowers, they met Aunt Wang, and Aunt Wang told them about it.
As she spoke, she covered her stomach and smiled: "Sister Zhou, haven't you seen how ugly the Meng family is with her buttocks, you said that she and her family are not young, how can they do this kind of thing!"
Aunt Zhou smiled: "They deserve it, they have often been unable to get along with us in the past few years, and they should suffer a little."
Aunt Wang nodded and said, "Yes, I think that Uncle Meng still wanted to accept you as a concubine, and he didn't pee and look in the mirror to see what he looked like!
Du Bangchun listened from the sidelines, and also knew a rough idea.
At this time, Aunt Wang turned sideways and pulled Du Bangchun's acceptance, and said with a smile: "Bangchun, have you heard about your stepmother?"
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