After binding the Immortal Cultivation System, I became popular on variety shows

Chapter 46 Nonsense Literature (Additional Updates)

Jiang Yu, "How about it? Is that okay?"

Li Yan gave her a thumbs up, "Very good!"

Jiang Yu, “Have you remembered the words?”

Li Yan nodded, he is a professional actor.

Memorizing lyrics is easy for him and is not a problem at all.

The next second, Jiang Yu stood up from her seat and said, "Host, we have adapted it!"

Host Chen Kaibin looked at Li Yan and Jiang Yu in great surprise.

He asked the two of them with his eyes, "Seriously, you're not kidding?"

Jiang Yu raised her eyebrows, "Nonsense, of course you are serious. What's so funny about this?"

Chen Kaibin quickly adjusted himself and said in a joyful tone, "It's incredible. The first adapted song was born, and Li Yan and Jiang Yu were invited to come on stage to sing the adapted song!"

Some guests scoffed, sincerely not believing that someone could really adapt a familiar song in such a short period of time.

Some guests turned a deaf ear and kept their heads down while creating.

There were still a few guests who paused their creation and looked curiously at Li Yan and Jiang Yu in the center of the stage.

Wang Qingji is one of these few guests.

The whole song of "This Session" is less than three minutes.

There is no need to rush this moment.

There are only ten minutes left. If you can create something, you can create it sooner or later.

If you can't create it, even if you give it three more minutes, you still can't create it.

on the stage.

Jiang Yu and Li Yan looked at each other and smiled.

The accompaniment of "Compendium of Materia Medica" sounded.

The melody has not changed, it is still the original melody.

The first part is sung by Li Yan.

"If Hua Tuo is alive, it means he is not dead."

"Foreign countries come to learn Chinese characters, and domestic countries have to learn Chinese characters even more."

"Nux vomica, cassia seed, and cocklebur seed are all Chinese characters."

"Huangyaozi, Kudouzi, and Melanium too are all Chinese characters."

"My way, not your way."

"I'll teach you Chinese characters, just read a few words after me."

"A few words, a few words, go!"

"A few words, a few words, go!"

"Look at me grabbing a handful of Chinese medicine, not Western medicine."

"I have a leisurely expression and dance roughly."

"I can only make a rough guess, not a detailed one."

"Neon signs, mottled colors."

"Mottled color is a color, not a sign."

"Hey!"

"I have a leisurely expression and dance roughly."

"If you keep a bad face, you won't be able to dance."

"wow~"

"Show boldly and boldly in regular script."

"The ending lies flat, now it's time to show off."

"snort!"

After the rhythm ended, Jiang Yu sang the second verse.

"Whatever elixir is made is the elixir."

"The slices of deer antler should not be too thin. If you don't want to slice them, don't worry about whether they are thin or not."

"Guiling jelly, Yunnan Baiyao, they are all traditional Chinese medicine."

"Half a catty is five taels, not more, not less. It's just the right amount."

"Listen to me, Chinese medicine is bitter, and life is even more bitter."

"Quickly open the Compendium of Materia Medica and it says "Compiled by Li Shizhen."

"Toad cake, earth dragon, two yuan and five yuan per catty."

"It costs five yuan to buy two catties, and two hundred and fifty yuan to buy one hundred catties."

"It's this light, it's this light."

"Sing together!"

"It's this light, it's this light."

"Hey!"

"Let me make a recipe, different from the common prescriptions."

"Kampo has been rooted for thousands of years, as if it had been rooted for ten centuries."

"I have a leisurely expression and dance roughly."

"Because of the details of dance, I can't learn it."

"Neon signs have neon colors."

"In the gorgeous city, not outside the city."

"I have a leisurely expression and dance roughly."

"If your expression is not relaxed enough, you won't be able to dance."

"wow~"

"Swing boldly in block letters and give a punch of dialogue."

"You can't write it without punching him first."

"snort!"

The accompaniment stopped, the two of them finished singing and returned to their seats to sit down.

Guests at the scene, "???"

Director and crew, "???"

Host Chen Kaibin, "???"

Everyone at the scene had a series of question marks.

Does this count as an adaptation? Of course it does.

but……

It took Chen Kaibin a minute this time before he finally adjusted himself.

"Can you tell me about the creation experience of this adapted song?"

Li Yan looked at Jiang Yu and motioned for her to say a few words.

Jiang Yu didn't refuse, picked up the microphone and said, "I call this adapted song "Compendium of Materia Medica Nonsense Version"."

Chen Kaibin thought to himself, "It is true that if Hua Tuo has not passed away, it means that he is still alive. When I heard this sentence, I was dumbfounded."

“I don’t have much creative experience, so I suddenly thought of it and wrote it down.”

Twenty minutes is up and the creative time is over.

The other guests all came on stage to perform their own arrangements of songs, but none of them were as interesting as Jiang Yu's arrangement.

Backstage, flight guest lounge.

The program director is talking to Li Yan and Jiang Yu.

"Will the King of Heaven come again in the next issue?"

Li Yan looked at Jiang Yu.

Jiang Yu shook her head, just play it once, it will be boring after a long time.

Li Yan said, "I won't come."

The program director was speechless.

He finally saw that Li Yan listened to Jiang Yu in everything.

Please, you are the King of Heaven, why would you listen to a trainee?

The program director originally wanted to persuade Jiang Yu to participate in another episode through Li Yan, but now it seems there is no hope.

The program director shook his head, exchanged a few words, then turned and left the lounge.

Li Yan hesitated for a moment, then asked, "The variety show recording is over, do you plan to go back?"

Jiang Yu shook her head decisively, "If you don't reply, let's eat first. I'm hungry!"

Hearing this, Li Yan's face showed obvious joy, "Okay, I'll treat you."

Jiang Yu's eyes shone brightly, "That's a good feeling, let's go, let's go!"

Qi Xun watched the two people walking towards the door with a speechless expression.

Sister Jiang, wake up quickly!

Don’t be kidnapped just because of a meal!

Qi Xun thought as he prepared to follow the two of them.

But he was stopped by Zeng Xiong.

Qi Xun narrowed his eyes slightly, "What are you doing?"

Zeng Xiong smiled broadly and said, "I'll treat you to dinner."

Qi Xun, "Huh? The weasel is sending New Year greetings to the rooster, and he has no good intentions. He won't go!"

Zeng Xiong, "Go ahead, order whatever you want."

Just kidding, he has been Li Yan's manager since he debuted.

Could he still know what Li Yan was thinking?

That boy Li Yan obviously has a crush on Jiang Yu, he must stop Qi Xun no matter what he says!

It's hard to find a world for two people. What's the point of following a light bulb?

Qi Xun hesitated for two seconds, "Seriously?"

Zeng Xiong patted his chest and assured, "It's absolutely true!"

Qi Xun, "Let's go then."

Zeng Xiong said, "Well, let's go and pick a place."

Zeng Xiong's heart was bleeding, and he muttered in his heart, "Boy Li, I'm going to bleed heavily because of you, you have to work hard!"

A high-end restaurant.

Zeng Xiong and Qi Xun sat face to face.

The atmosphere was a little awkward.

Zeng Xiong looked at the candlestick in the center of the table with a livid face.

He gritted his teeth and asked, "Are you sure you want to eat here?"

Qi Xun said matter-of-factly, "It's very nice here."

"Snapped!"

Zeng Xiong slapped the table and stood up, "This is a fucking couple's restaurant!"

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