After Breaking Up, I Still Dump All Sentient Beings

Three days later, unable to resist Lan Muyu's repeated pleas and coquettish acts, Li Ruonan finally restored the LED displays in those shopping malls to normal.

The publicity effect of this time is also very obvious. Countless media and marketing accounts have entered the battle to broadcast the news, which has made Lan Muyu's Weibo fans soar again. At the same time, it is also for her and Fu Qian's new movie After creating a wave, the publicity expenses in the early stage of filming were directly omitted, which attracted many investors.

However, Fu Qian politely rejected the good intentions of those investors one by one. After all, he has accumulated a lot of funds in his hands over the years, and Lan Muyu himself also intends to invest. Fu Qian didn't know whether the investment Lan Muyu said was by herself or Li Ruonan, but it was still welcome.

The crew has decided, and during the remaining gap period, the variety show that Lan Muyu will participate in has also been officially finalized by Ling Shan.

"Let's go, Pikachu! "The official Weibo of the program team updated a picture with the text: [The guests of the new issue are in place, guess who is going to set off with us? 】

The figure in the picture is relatively blurred. After using the special effects, only the black figure can be seen. The figure is relatively lazy, and he slightly raises his head and looks at the night sky. The clothes that are more close-fitting outline the graceful figure, which is infinitely hooked. reverie.

On Weibo, it was like a calm sea rolling up wind and waves, and a climax was instantly set off.

[My God, I recognized who this person was at first sight, the familiarity came over my face, Mumu, are you finally going to open for business? 】

[Ling Shan has never let me down, woo woo woo I like this variety show so much, I have watched it for several years. 】

[It's not just participating in a reality show, can you fans not make such a fuss? 】

[It's your idol who doesn't usually participate in activities, how can you not get excited when you finally have a reality show? No, I have to calm down. 】

"Let's go, Pikachu! " is a new life-oriented show in the past two years, but it will give guests a theme in each episode, and often due to the tricky and unbecoming of the show team, the effect of the filming is also excellent, that is, warm and soothing. One can't help but want to laugh.

Not long after the program group's Weibo was posted, the hot search list about the program group, about the other resident guests, and about Lan Muyu quickly took up half of the hot searches, while the other half was facing the hot search below. of fast pageviews is precarious.

"Let's go, Pikachu! "The weekly broadcast will cause a lot of heated discussion. Regarding Lan Muyu's joining, even if netizens haven't seen the finished film, it has already caused heated discussion.

The popularity of the Internet did not affect Lan Muyu. After Ling Shan decided the flying guests for her, Lan Muyu will be the first few seasons of "Let's Go, Pikachu!" ” read it all.

In the previous seasons, the variety show was more relaxed and the overall atmosphere was more active, but after participating, Lan Muyu knew that this year's new season had a new director, which was very different from what she imagined.

The moment he saw the director, the director was very happy to draw a big cake for Lan Muyu: "Come to our show, you can just relax, if you have any hardships, the resident guests will do it for you, and the flying guests are here. enjoy life."

This is similar to what Ling Shan explained before. Eat, drink and be a beautiful vase. As long as you keep a low profile and have a good relationship with the guests, don't cause trouble, it is not difficult to record.

Lan Muyu greeted the director with a smile, and at the same time met another flying male guest - Ji Chao. Ji Chao and Lan Muyu are alumni. They are several years older than Lan Muyu. After graduation, they did not enter the entertainment industry, but went abroad to study jewelry design. A big show and became popular.

After Ji Chao returned to China, he attracted a large number of fans by virtue of his rich second-generation personality and the addition of his own education. And Ji Chao had already joined the variety show in the previous episode. This is his second recording. In order to let Lan Muyu get acquainted first, the director team arranged for two flying guests to get acquainted first.

After the staff left, Ji Chao took the initiative to take a bottle of the program team's sponsorship juice and handed it to Lan Muyu, and sighed, "I didn't guess when I read Weibo at the time, but I didn't expect that the flying guests with us today are actually students. Sister you."

Lan Muyu was a little puzzled, but answered politely: "I heard about the senior in school, but unfortunately I was a few years late and couldn't see the senior's demeanor."

"It's only been a year since you debuted, and you've only made two movies before you can come to a variety show full of first-line stars. It seems that the director likes you very much." Ji Chao saw that Lan Muyu didn't answer, so he unscrewed the bottle cap and drank it by himself. Taking a sip, "Oh, look at my memory, I almost forgot the backing of the junior sister, and I don't know what method the junior sister used to make people like Li Ruonan care so much?"

As soon as Ji Chao's words came out, the staff on the side immediately went to the director outside the door to ask if they wanted to follow along. The director didn't want to cause trouble and the staff all withdrew.

If it's just in the show, the show team can make it difficult for the artist, but if other things are involved, the show team doesn't want to suffer such an unintentional disaster.

Lan Muyu smiled and asked back, "Oh? It seems that the senior knows Li Ruonan?"

Ji Chao seemed to be waiting for Lan Muyu's words, he stood up with the juice, "My family cooperated with the Li family, my parents wanted to... But you also know that I went abroad and asked a girl to wait for me. It's not good after all, but now that I see you, I'm a little regretful."

Lan Muyu looked at Ji Chao for a few points, and didn't realize it was a little funny, where did this come out of the relationship?

It would be fine if it climbed her, but it was Li Ruonan, so she couldn't blame her for turning her face.

Lan Muyu didn't answer Ji Chao's words, but looked at Ji Chao innocently: "But as far as I know, the senior has just returned to China, so he can come to the variety show where the first-line stars gather, it seems that the director team prefers the senior. Ah, look at my memory, I almost forgot about the family background of the seniors, and it is very easy to open a back door. It is indeed incomparable to me."

After Ji Chao knew that Lan Muyu was also coming to this variety show, the dissatisfaction in his heart made him choked on Lan Muyu as soon as he met, but he didn't expect Lan Muyu to look docile, but he didn't say anything. No mercy, his face immediately turned blue and white with anger.

Ji Chao clenched his fist, "School girl is really humorous."

Lan Muyu tilted his head slightly, "Thanks to the good teaching of the senior."

"Why do you have to be so aggressive? You've only touched the tip of the iceberg of the upper class. You can't afford to lose this game."

Lan Muyu smiled kindly: "The senior said yes, but in the entertainment industry, the age difference between you and me is not too big. I naturally hope to have a good relationship with the senior."

Ji Chao looked at Lan Muyu again, "Does Li Ruonan know that her canary is so eloquent?"

Lan Muyu: …

Why doesn't this guy give up?

Lan Muyu nodded, "Li Ruonan just likes me being unreasonable, and likes my stingy vengeance."

Ji Chao was stunned for a moment, he shook his head, "Junior girl can really joke."

"Follow people by the same things. Li Ruonan has been with me for a long time, and she likes me like this. She can't get along with others, and others can't stand her."

Ji Chao choked, "I...I'm going to the bathroom."

"The recording time of the program is about to start, senior please."

Looking at Ji Chao's leaving back, Lan Muyu sighed, took out his mobile phone and sent a few WeChat messages to Li Ruonan:

[Ji Chao is your old lover? 】

【When did you steal the food behind my back? 】

[I heard that when you looked at the stars and the moon, you talked about your ideals in life from poetry and poetry, but you were separated by the sea? 】

And Li Ruonan, who was in a meeting, was stunned after seeing the news: ? ? ?

A few minutes later, Ji Chao came back after going to the toilet, and at this time, the camera of the director team reappeared. Ji Chao returned to the gentle and polite appearance at the beginning, as if nothing happened before.

Lan Muyu had no intention of causing trouble, and cooperated with Ji Chao to discuss some daily life. When the director team informed the two of them to leave, at the corner, Lan Muyu deliberately slowed down, looked sideways at Ji Chao, and reminded softly , "Senior, there is something I may have just forgotten to tell you."

Ji Chao glanced at the cameras around the two and asked with a smile, "What's the matter?"

Lan Muyu replied in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Because I don't understand your circle, and I'm afraid I've misunderstood the meaning, I will report our conversation to Li Ruonan for verification. This time will be no exception. , please don't mind, senior."

Ji Chao's face collapsed at that moment, looking at Lan Muyu in disbelief.

Lan Muyu took a few steps forward than Ji Chao and turned to remind: "After all - I am very vengeful."

The two were taken to a room, and they were waiting for the other four resident guests, namely Feng Li, a streamer, singer-songwriter Luo Wenxuan, Min Xia, and Ding Sheng.

After the director introduced them one by one, Lan Muyu followed him and greeted them and stood there honestly, not talking too much and not stealing the spotlight. On the contrary, Ji Chao, who thought he had already recorded an episode, talked on the sidelines, repeating what happened in their last episode over and over again, as if he was afraid that others would not know his relationship with the permanent residents.

The fact of not stealing the spotlight and not being a demon made the resident guests feel better about Lan Muyu. As the only female resident Min Xia, she waved to Lan Muyu: "I have seen it before. Your acting, when I first debuted, was far inferior to yours."

Lan Muyu smiled shyly, "I still have many shortcomings. If there is a chance, I would like to ask senior to give me some pointers."

Min Xia patted Lan Muyu's arm, "Okay, come on."

When a few people were talking, the program team also prepared a fruit plate for the guests very intimately, "This seedless watermelon is quite sweet, you can try it."

Luo Wenxuan asked, "Director, do you want money for this?"

Feng Li echoed: "Can't you wait to tell how many white seeds are in the watermelon?"

Lan Muyu was in the program group for an hour, and she was quite thirsty when she saw the watermelon, but when she saw that no one else did anything, she could only stare at the plate of melons.

At this time, Min Xia reached out and took two pieces, handed one to Lan Muyu, took a bite of the other, and said slowly, "If you don't eat it, forget it, maybe you won't have to eat it later."

Lan Muyu saw that someone opened her head, and she also began to bite the watermelon. Because the camera was in front of her, Lan Muyu was eating very elegantly, but she was eating left and right, as if she was driving at twice the speed. , only the happiness of eating melons is full of hearts.

Until she and Min Xia had eaten the last bite of the melon, the four men beside them looked at the director's team, but saw no response from the director's team.

Ji Chao couldn't help but ask, "Director, didn't there be any punishment?"

The director held the manuscript and spread his hands, "This is a benefit before the broadcast, why should there be punishment?"

Ji Chao, Feng Li, Luo Wenxuan, Ding Sheng: …

So what are they doing so cautiously?

The melon just now looked delicious, not to mention that there was a Lan Muyu who was eating and broadcasting there and greedy for them all the way.

At this time, the houses of several people were closed, and the field of vision was dark. At the same time, the director's horn sounded:

"If you are given a chance to travel, do you want to travel to the vast immortal world to experience happiness, or do you want to travel to the blood-boiling martial arts world to experience the righteousness of family and country, or travel to the mysterious and unpredictable interstellar future to experience advanced civilization. ?"

Min Xia reminded Lan Muyu: "This is for us to choose, you are a newcomer, this time I will let you choose."

Lan Muyu hesitated, "Is this bad?"

Ding Sheng, who was on the side, was the oldest, and immediately made a decision: "If you ask you to choose, you can choose."

Luo Wenxuan grabbed the words: "You don't need to have a psychological burden, anyway, whichever you choose is a pit, no difference."

Lan Muyu was stunned, why does it sound like something is wrong?

"Compared with immortals and the future world, martial arts are more suitable for actual human beings. I choose martial arts."

As soon as the words fell, there were many people in black around the six people, who blindfolded them and took them to their respective dressing rooms.

When he came on stage again, the old actor Ding Sheng had white eyebrows and a white beard, and his clothes were loose, which made him feel a bit immortal. The other three men were changed into knight clothes. Min Xia's clothes were more elegant, while Lan Muyu's clothes were red.

After the camera crew took a good shot of the six people's tricks, the director looked at the few people in front of him with a sly smile on his face. He held the speaker and read the words in the script:

"Everyone has arrived, and today we are going to experience the life of a knight, but as we all know, the people take food as their priority, so the first step to becoming a knight is to eat. There are still two hours before lunch, please All heroes can exchange for the ingredients only by completing the tasks within the specified time according to their abilities.”

After finishing speaking, the director team made a list, there are a series of farmhouses such as wood chopping, rice transplanting, cattle and sheep herding, and fishing.

Lan Muyu looked at the few guests who had become accustomed to it with a bewildered face, "So we are here to work?"

Ding Sheng, the old drama bone, looked around, "Bring us to the mountains to shoot martial arts, don't think that the director team has any good intentions, 80% of us were caught to do farm work."

Lan Muyu stiffened in an instant, those beautiful peach blossom eyes widened, and she looked at Min Xia who was smiling beside her, "But...but a few seasons ago, wasn't this a variety show to enjoy a slow life?"

Seeing Lan Muyu being greatly stimulated, Feng Li finally couldn't help laughing: "Hahahaha I was tricked by my manager back then, I thought I would be the last one, but I didn't expect the first one. The period has not yet aired, and I can trick you into it, hahahaha.”

Lan Muyu was petrified, but still struggled: "But aren't we in the martial arts world? Shouldn't we save the dead and help the wounded and righteousness?"

Ding Sheng suggested: "You can complete the task and win us lunch, which can be regarded as saving the world and helping the people."

Lan Muyu was completely stunned. Just at the beginning of the director's goodwill and the program team's arrangement, she mistakenly thought that the variety show she participated in could not only work, but also enjoy life well. In addition, the director team prepared this for her. Wearing a red shirt is worth everywhere.

When only the word "life" was left in "enjoy life", Lan Muyu looked at the clothes with yarn here and there with ribbons. clothing.

After the director team read out the rules of how many points you can get for what you do, Min Xia raised her hand, "Director, we are knights, the kind who can be happy as long as we drink!"

Lan Muyu immediately agreed: "The leader of the martial arts alliance is my father, give me the money!"

Feng Li cooperated: "Yes, be careful that we gather the entire Jianghu to challenge you."

The director immediately refused: "No no no, you are all newcomers to the martial arts who have no backers, and only have a life to work."

Lan Muyu didn't give up, "Then can my sword be mortgaged?"

The director smiled and said, "People in martial arts, people are swords, and swords destroy people."

Lan Muyu: …

Looking at Lan Muyu's shriveled appearance, the people around him couldn't help but laugh:

"Hahahahahaha stupid kid, give up."

"I'm sorry Lan Muyu, ahhahahahaha, sister really can't help it, you must be the second generation of the leader who messed up the worst."

"I'm dying of laughter. If you don't want the sword, you don't want it. If you don't have people, you can take a home and go to the director."

The whole venue was instantly filled with laughter and laughter, and as the youngest and new Lan Muyu, he had to be alone in the wind, pitiful, weak, and helpless.

At this time, Ji Chao on the side made a sound, sneering and sneering: "Isn't it just doing some work, what are you pretending to be?"

As soon as these words came out, the other guests were not happy, and Min Xia immediately turned to the old account: "I don't know who stood there like a log in the last issue, a thirty-year-old man, even chopping firewood. I don't have the strength, and I don't know if it's a man."

"you!"

Min Xia has always been straightforward, and most dislikes Ji Chao, a resource guy who steals the spotlight in front of the camera and does nothing in private, "I am me, I am worried that the film will come out, what can I do without your footage? what?"

"Hey, it's okay, the eldest young master is different from us." As a traffic niche, Feng Li has always been touted by fans, and he has long disliked Ji Chao.

Seeing this, the director team came out in time to make a round. After this commotion, Lan Muyu and several resident guests became closer, and several of them successfully formed an alliance in the confrontation with the director group.

Lan Muyu and Min Xia, as female guests, were arranged to pick strawberries in the field. Looking at the strawberry field that could not be seen, Lan Muyu let out a deep sigh, "I can't think about it, I thought I'm here to eat and wait to die to make money?"

Min Xia patted Lan Muyu, "Young man, the routine of the show team is very deep. In the future, if we follow my sister, we will always have a bite to eat."

Lan Muyu: …

So two "chivalrous women" dressed in cumbersome costumes and long swords were forced to start picking strawberries.

Although Lan Muyu was complaining, the movements of her hands were neat. She carried the small basket and filled several baskets in a short time. When the sun was getting bigger and bigger, Min Xia wiped the sweat from her forehead and found that Lan Mu Yu picked more than twice as many strawberries as she did.

When the two were resting aside, the sun was already rising. Lan Muyu looked around, looking at the strawberries in the basket, and chose to run to the staff to ask, "Hello, do you have mineral water?"

The staff's face instantly filled with a smile, and said enthusiastically, "How many bottles do you want?"

"Two bottles, thank you."

"One bottle is twenty, two bottles are forty, all will be deducted from your salary today." The staff handed the water to Lan Muyu.

Lan Muyu's outstretched hand shrank back instantly, "How many bottles?"

The staff patiently replied: "Twenty."

Lan Muyu's pupils shrank suddenly: "Why don't you go grab it?"

In order to allow Lan Muyu to understand better, the staff kindly reminded: "Forty yuan, that is, the strawberries you just picked are all in vain, and it's not a loss."

Not bad?

The two of them have been busy for a long time, and are they worth two bottles of mineral water?

Lan Muyu felt that the prehistoric power in his body could no longer be suppressed.

So she quickly took out her phone and made a call.

During the process of connecting the phone, the assistant director's attention was drawn, and he asked, "What are you doing, Lan Muyu?"

"Call the Bureau of Industry and Commerce, I want to report a black-hearted merchant like you." Lan Muyu answered righteously, without the slightest hesitation, "Your behavior has violated the interests of consumers in our country, as a good citizen who abides by the law. , I have to report you."

The assistant director who followed the filming panicked instantly, "Don't, don't, don't you want mineral water? It's free, I'll give it to you for free."

He almost knelt down and begged Lan Muyu to accept it.

Lan Muyu cut off the phone, but still hesitated, "I want two clean towels."

"Give, give, as long as you don't be impulsive, I will give you everything."

"Do you want money then?"

"Free, my ancestors, it's all for you for free!"

Lan Muyu just took a step and turned around again, seeing the assistant director panic for a while, "What's wrong with you?"

"There are six of us in total, and we have to ask for six copies." Lan Muyu reminded with a smile, "I am a knight, not an ancestor. Director, your name is wrong."

"Yes, yes, young hero, please, young hero." The assistant director wiped a sweat.

So Min Xia on the side stared dumbfounded at the usual black-hearted staff, and diligently went to fetch water and towels, as well as two small electric fans, and handed them over to Lan Muyu.

When Lan Muyu and Min Xia found the other team members who were chopping wood with the bag of loot, the other four were also stunned.

It turns out that the stingy program group also has a conscience to discover?

It turns out that the cruel and ruthless program team also admits to counseling?

It turns out that the program group that does not eat hard and soft will also be afraid of the Industry and Commerce Bureau?

This made several resident guests cast their admiring glances at Lan Muyu. They, who have been oppressed for a long time, seem to have opened the door to a new world at this moment, drinking the water at the asking price of twenty yuan with satisfaction, as if in Satisfied with any fine wine.

Luo Wenxuan drank the mineral water and sighed in admiration: "Ah... I grabbed it from the show team, it's really delicious."

Lan Muyu retorted in a low voice, "I didn't rob it, they gave it to me."

This made everyone present laughed:

"Hahahahahaha, I can actually see the show crew being so deflated."

"In your lifetime, Lan Muyu, do you want to stay longer?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

At this time, the director who had just returned from a trip, saw six idle sunbathers, arrested the staff and asked what happened, and was furious: "It's not just a few guests, you have recorded so many. It's time for the show, can't you do anything like this?"

The assistant director reminded weakly: "Director, but you are not just an ordinary guest. They can report it to the Bureau of Industry and Commerce. What if you really go to the bureau to drink tea?"

The director was in a hurry, unable to go up and down in one breath, and the joy that he had looked at Lan Muyu was dissipated.

This is a beautiful female entertainer, a monster that eats people, subduing his staff one by one.

As a result, the director who was out of anger abruptly added a clause to the contracts of several people: During the recording of the variety show, they are not allowed to make calls to the Industry and Commerce Bureau, and they are not allowed to report to the relevant departments.