After changing careers, I became the number one player in basketball
103: Everyone is greedy for Shay's body, the offended assassin
Riley was breastfed by Shay three times today.
For the first time, Shai yelled at Riley domineeringly: "Where is my rookie wall!?"
The second time, Shea pointed out two fingers to Riley, representing an 11-point difference.
But just now, Shay directly touched Riley.
He beat Riley up and helped him get dressed. It was like a king saying to a defeated subordinate after bullying him:
"It's okay. If you get beaten this time, you'll remember it. Don't mess with me next time. Okay, now you can run away with dignity."
Pat Riley, the former legendary head coach of the Lakers and one of the most successful coaches in the 1980s, was being fucked completely by a rookie guard!
Buckley and Auntie said that it would be easy to get used to it, and we could be breastfed three times a day.
Seeing Shay leaving gracefully, and looking at the Knicks Muscles who were tortured by Shay one by one, Riley was completely stunned.
He didn't expect that the team's most powerful weapon would be useless in front of Shay, and was even countered by Shay.
It's like a wild man opening his trench coat in an attempt to scare the other person away, but the other person pulled out something bigger than him!
What kind of perverted confrontation ability does Shay have?
It's a pity that you can play basketball with your body like this. You should go play with aliens!
Riley, who was completely stunned, was no longer full during the intermission. The Knicks players, who were 24 points behind, were also extremely disappointed.
Even Ewing, the leader, said nothing at this time.
They have essentially given up on this game.
In the fourth quarter of the game, the Knicks recovered a little bit of the score.
But with their weak offense, it was really difficult to recover all 24 points.
In the small ball era, a 24-point reversal in the final quarter was normal.
After all, once the touch comes, a few three-pointers can lead to over ten points.
As long as you don't fall behind by 58 or 42 points like a certain No. 1 point guard, catching up is usually not a big problem.
But in the 1990s, it was not easy to recover 24 points in one quarter.
The Knicks are averaging only 2.5 three-pointers per game this season.
He averaged 3 three-pointers per game and couldn't score.
How do you expect them to score several three-pointers in the fourth quarter to turn the game around?
The Knicks' offense is really eye-catching, with no offensive space at all.
Throw Ewing into Howard's star-studded magic, and the gorilla would kill him.
Although the Knicks' main team ultimately beat the Lakers' second team by more than a dozen points.
But after all, they were more than 20 points behind.
In the end, the score of this game was fixed at 68 to 80.
The Lakers easily beat the Knicks at Madison Square Garden, and Shea clocked out in the third quarter!
And Pat Riley told a joke to the whole country: "He wants Shay to hit the rookie wall and hit his head with blood."
Who would have thought that the way Riley beat Shay to death was to clock him out early and make him bored to death off the court!
Shay: I'm so scared!
The moment the game ended, the on-site commentator shook his head:
"This is a humiliating defeat. The Knicks were easily defeated by the rebuilding Lakers.
Shay's performance is incredible. I suspect this guy is a Terminator. There may be a T-800 robot hidden under his skin...
Today he was brutally knocked down countless times by the Knicks, but every time he stood up quickly, and then knocked down Knicks players in the next round.
This guy is simply invulnerable!"
The on-site commentator took advantage of the residual enthusiasm of the Terminator 2 movie and gave Shay a new nickname.
But to be honest, at this time many New York fans suspected that Shay was a robot secretly researched by China.
Not long ago, he almost killed Malone with an elbow. After his comeback today, he violently attacked the New York gangster with a bundle of five.
this
Is it something humans do?
Shay mentioned a new nickname while Riley grimly shook Dunleavy's hand.
After shaking hands, they didn't even exchange greetings and immediately turned around and left.
Riley had prepared a lot of rhetoric and wanted to mock the Lakers management in front of reporters.
But now, he doesn't even have a chance to speak.
He left dejectedly like a clown, escaping amid the boos of his fans.
Riley feels so uncomfortable. Seeing her ex live so well after leaving her is even more uncomfortable than killing him!
The key is that he said so many things that mocked Shay before the game, which made Shay hit the wall, but now this is the result...
This is so embarrassing!
Of course, Riley knew that more embarrassing things were to come.
At the press conference later, the New York media will not let him off easily.
Riley, who had rearranged his hair, appeared at the press conference, and the New York media at the scene were already looking at Riley with unfriendly eyes.
When you win, the New York media can praise you to the sky.
And when you lose, the New York media will also trample you to the ground and not even be able to dunk.
As soon as Riley sat down, the first question made him want to dig a hole in.
"Coach Riley, you said before the game that Shay would hit the rookie wall, but Shay scored 28 points and 8 assists today.
By the way, remind me, this was achieved when Shay only played three quarters of the game.
By the rookie wall, do you mean letting him leave early to limit his data growth?
I have to say, coach, your moves are really good!"
Riley smiled awkwardly, not knowing what to say.
It can only be said that the two generations of Lakers point guards are very good at confrontation.
One is good at fighting in a jungle of muscles, and the other is good at fighting in a crowd of women.
In fact, Xie Yi also felt a little overwhelmed.
If the game really had a fourth quarter, Shea didn't know if he could hold on.
Fortunately, I'm in the Western Conference and don't have to fight the Knicks in the playoffs.
The good thing about having close contact with gorillas is left to Danzi to enjoy.
We Chinese all know a story about Kong Rong giving away pears. Of course, a top player like Ewing was given to a senior like Jordan to enjoy.
The Knicks' muscle defense was really fierce. After the game, Shay was sore all over when he walked.
Connery originally wanted to give Shay a full oil massage, but unfortunately his parents were at home and got in the way!
In the end, Connery could only send Shay back to the hotel.
Two young lovers in the stage of passionate love were making love to each other in front of the hotel and couldn't bear to be separated for a long time.
After watching Connery get into the taxi, Shay just walked into the hotel door...
As soon as he entered, Shay was speechless and found that behind the walls on both sides of the door were all his teammates!
Shay covered his face. Damn it, he felt ashamed just thinking about the scene where he and Connery were kissing each other and being seen by all these gangsters:
"How long...have you been watching?"
Perkins patted Shay on the shoulder with a sly look:
"It didn't take long, just from the beginning to the end.
Shay, why don’t you invite people to sit in your room? It doesn’t matter, I can open another room for your happiness!”
As soon as Perkins took the lead, others began to tease Shay:
"Sam, what are you talking about? Shay, like Green, is an ascetic fighter."
"It's all the Knicks' fault. If the Knicks hadn't made Shay sore all over today, do you think he would have invited someone up for a glass of water today?"
"What do you want to drink? Shay, that's water!"
Just as everyone was driving faster and faster, Shay clenched his fists and squeezed his knuckles loudly.
For a moment, the hotel lobby was quiet. Then, everyone
The guys all dispersed one after another.
"I'm so tired from playing the game all night. I'm going back to my room to rest."
"Are you all bored? What's so exciting about people falling in love? Let's break up!"
"I came down here to buy a baby warmer, and I just happened to pass by. So why are you laughing? My stomach is bruised by an elbow, so I bought a baby warmer and applied it with a hot compress. Is it okay?"
Everyone left chatting, and Shay cleared the hotel lobby in an instant!
Just convince people with virtue.
Since nearly killing Malone by the elbow, Shay's intimidation has been greatly improved in the team.
Although he was spied on, Shay was still quite happy during this trip to New York.
Gained Connery, and won Riley, who was showing off his power before the game.
And after two consecutive losses, he immediately led the team to stop the losing streak.
Everything is going in the right direction.
The next day, Riley made the front pages of major Los Angeles newspapers.
In the newspaper, Shay helped Riley tidy up her clothes, but Riley looked angry and unable to do anything about Shay, which made the Los Angeles fans very happy.
Each and every news headline also fully demonstrates the cultural level of the Los Angeles media.
"Shay hit the rookie wall and didn't even get a triple-double."
"The Knicks guarded Shai so much that Shai had no chance to play the entire game."
"Although he was thrown into garbage time, he didn't let Shay break his career scoring record. Riley must be very proud."
Pat Riley has never flipped so completely in front of the media in his life.
Riley is a person who saves face. When he left the Lakers, he chose to resign instead of waiting to be fired. To put it bluntly, it was just to save face.
But this time, Shay didn't save any face for Riley.
He made Riley lose completely.
However, the battle with Shea also made Riley reflect on the problems in the team.
That is... the defense must be more fierce!
We must build on the existing foundation and become more brutal and barbaric.
Offense? Offense is useless, defense can win the championship!
It seems that Riley is determined to lead the Knicks on the road of extreme defense, and the road will go dark...
If Jordan knew that the Knicks could become more violent before the playoffs because of Shea, he would definitely be grateful to Shea's family.
Beating others can subtly trick Jordan, that's called true love.
Danzi can just wait to enjoy the full set of physical combat services for seven games with the Knicks in the Eastern Conference Finals.
Also happy was Old Buzz. Shay humiliated Riley, which made Old Buzz earn a lot of face.
So after Shay returned to Los Angeles, Bass old warmly invited Shay to visit the San Fernando Valley with him.
If Shay is willing, he can even get through the relationship and let Shay appear in person!
Xie Yi declined the old Bass, what the hell... you just sent a few art film actors to my house!
How do you expect me to go on doing something like filming in person?
It is his daughter, Aunt Jenny, who understands the importance of privacy better.
She visited Shay alone and brought a variety of essential oils.
"It was hard playing against the Knicks, wasn't it? Did you suffer a lot of injuries?
Your clothes have been redeemed, and my sister will give you a back massage!
Don’t worry, it will definitely be guaranteed!
What I mean is that the medicine will cure the disease!"
Seeing Aunt Jenny rushing towards him and trying to take off his shirt, Xie Yi was stunned and ran while laughing awkwardly and chatting with Aunt Jenny about Confucianism for 50 minutes.
The 30-year-old aunt is really scary, her posture is really going to eat Xie Yi alive!
Compared with Aunt Jenny, the Knicks players can only be regarded as docile little sheep.
No wonder Zen Master's aging rate has accelerated a lot since he came to the Lakers.
Shay can't bear it
Yi got rid of Aunt Jenny, but received another call from Connery at night:
"I'll tell you some good news~"
"What? Don't say you will appear in front of me right now."
"Almost, I can't appear in front of you right away, but I will appear in front of you often in the future.
I'm going to transfer schools. I've decided to transfer to Stanford University this fall and major in drama.
Although the school is in the San Francisco Bay Area, it is not far from Los Angeles.
It's better than the current one with one in the west and one in the east.
are you happy?
You won’t bother me pestering you, will you?”
"I'm happy, of course I'm happy!" Why can't Xie be happy? There are no smartphones these days. Once the two parties are in different places, they will really not be able to see each other for several months.
It’s not like the future where you can send photos of your hair and fruit results remotely.
It's just that Shay didn't expect it. First, Aunt Jenny took the initiative to visit, and then Connery decided to get closer to Shay.
Nowadays, so many people are greedy for their own bodies!
There is no way, Xie is in good health, so there must be a lot of greedy people.
It's not just Aunt Jenny and Connery who are lusting after her, there are also many people in the NBA who are lusting after Shay's body.
During this period, a lot of news broke out that the Rockets, which had already fallen out with Dameng, might let Dameng and Shay swap clubs.
Although Olajuwon's current position is much higher than that of Shea, because Shea signed a large contract, something that makes Olajuwon heartbroken is...
His and Shay's salaries can be balanced!
The salary of a top ten superstar in the league can be equal to that of a rookie.
That is to say, only in the 1990s did such magical things happen in the NBA...
In addition, there are also rumors that Nelson wants to trade Hardaway for Shai.
Today is the day Los Angeles is interested in the team.
The fact that Shay is interested in so many teams actually proves Shay's strength.
After all, some stars may not be able to be given away with draft picks.
However, these transfer rumors did not affect Shea, after all, it is still early in the offseason.
Moreover, Shay is confident in his performance.
He believed that the man with the logo would not trade him away easily.
Shay's Terminator-like body is naturally endearing, but the bodies of his teammates are not so durable.
After the game against the Knicks, the Lakers experienced a wave of injuries one after another.
First, Perkins injured his shoulder, and then Divac injured his thigh.
Not everyone can withstand the Knicks' fierce confrontation.
In fact, the muscle confrontation with the Knicks was just the trigger.
This season the Lakers rely heavily on the main lineup. The lack of depth in the bench results in too few main rotation players, so the main players play longer.
And with Green gone, Perkins plays the fourth position, which also puts him under greater pressure.
In addition, after playing about 50 games in the regular season, everyone is very tired.
Therefore, it is very easy to get injured.
Just when everyone thought the Lakers' ranking would decline because of this, Shea remained strong and led the team to continue to be in the top six in the Western Conference.
Among them, Shay also put up some outstanding personal performances when he was isolated and helpless.
For example, on February 19th, against the Clippers, their rivals in the same city, Shea finally stopped hurting each other with Harper and instead scored 33 points to lead his team to victory!
Under the leadership of Shea, the Clippers have not defeated the Lakers in even one game this season.
For another example, against the Nets on March 4, facing Kenny Anderson, the second overall pick in the 1991 class, Shea scored a huge double-double with 24 points and 11 assists.
Moreover, Kenny Anderson was denied a goal, and Anderson only got 2 rebounds and 2 assists in the game!
I don’t know what the Nets management is thinking at this time.
There was once a huge
The star embryo was placed in front of them, but they did not cherish it. The most painful thing in the world is this.
But Carlisle feels that if God can give the Nets another chance, the Nets will still say that name to Stern: "Anderson!"
Don't question it, this is the style of NBA Arkham Asylum!
Troubled by injuries, the Lakers' winning percentage has indeed declined compared to the first half of the season.
But at any rate, we still managed to win more games than we lost.
So in the penultimate regular season game, after defeating Uncle Mu's Nuggets, the Lakers still won their 49th victory of the season!
Just one step away from 50 wins!
Lakers fans are going crazy. Even though the team is suffering from injuries, they can still lead the team to 50 snaps. They call Shea Liu Bing.
You must know that Worthy did not win 50 games alone when he led the team last season. As a result, this season the Lakers' reconstruction is in ruins, but in fact it has been completed!
Worthy: I don’t want to lose face!
What Shay gained was not only victory, but also through his hard work during this period, Shay also used the "God Rewards Diligence" system to get a shooting badge.
"Badge: Dislocation Expert (Bronze)..."
Effect: Slightly enhances ability to shoot over taller defenders."
At first glance, this badge seems useless.
After all, Shay's current shooting ability, let alone a slight enhancement, would not be able to make a shot even if it was greatly enhanced!
It also increases the shooting ability when mismatched. Thank God for Shai's open shot.
But if Shay thinks about it carefully, the float can be considered a type of shooting.
Throwing shots are often taken against players taller than you.
Of course, there are people like Barkley who play power forward but are much shorter than him, but that is an exception after all.
Barkley: I can disturb you even with my bald head reflecting light!
Once Shay enters the penalty area, most of the people who come to help defend are taller than him.
Throwing at this time is equivalent to getting the superimposed bonus of the two effects of "Dislocation Expert" and "Bulldozer Throwing"!
Thinking about it this way, this badge is quite useful.
The basket at the training ground wasn’t smashed in vain~
Moreover, Shay's pace of becoming stronger has not stopped.
Because as long as he wins one more game, Shea will complete the task of 50 wins in a single season.
And harvest the essence of three players!
Lakers fans feel that Shay has led the team to almost 50 wins and is strong enough, but Shay is still on the road to becoming stronger.
As for this new badge…
Shay can't wait to test his skills in the next game.
What could be more exciting than getting your 50th win with the Pistons?
The frustration after losing to the Pistons in the last game, being insulted by Rodman, being ridiculed by Laimbeer...
Shay keeps all these in mind!
Before the regular season ends, it's time to settle the account.
The Smiling Assassin also gathered enough strength to prepare for a battle with Shay.
Because recently, more and more media are discussing an issue:
"Is Shay already the best point guard currently playing?"
This made the assassin feel extremely disrespected.
The Smiling Assassin's methods have never been clean...
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