After Crossing the Zerg, I Became a Forum Boss

The drawbacks of Nolan going to the elementary school affiliated to Tianma University soon became apparent.

One day at noon, Carol and Allen both lay down on the big bed in the master bedroom to play a game-it was Carol who said to accompany Allen, but the two males were addicted to the game together.

In the past two months, Lance went to work and Nolan went to school.

The two males had a good breakfast, and when the females at home went out, they would lie down on the big bed in the master bedroom and play various online games.

Carol was still staring at the game screen, and murmured Alan, "Baby?"

Allen also focused on looking at the game screen, his hand movement was not slow at all, beating his father's character in the game so full, he was puzzled, "Huh?"

The characters in the Carol game dodge quickly, but the reality asks: "Are you hungry?"

Allen’s eyes drifted a bit. They have eaten all the takeaways nearby in the past six months. He is wondering if there is anything delicious, "Yes, but father, I don’t want to eat takeaways."

It turned out that when Lance was at home, Lance used to cook. Later, Lance’s mecha manufacturing company got bigger and bigger, and he got busier and busier. The heavy task of cooking at noon was given to Nolan—don’t expect cards. When Rolle started cooking, he listed the kitchen as a forbidden place for males. Except when he wanted to have fun when it was indescribable, he would not easily step into the kitchen-so Nolan had already taken on the role of the housekeeper when he was 5 years old. Cooked.

Neither Carol nor Lance felt that there was anything wrong with it.

The Zerg’s kitchen is not easy to operate. The kitchen utensils in the Zerg’s kitchen have a very fine division of labor, which can be described as a variety of tricks and complicated steps. For Allen, it was nothing more than doing chemical experiments in his previous life. This is especially true for females. They even use a balance to measure the grams of seasoning to be put in. However, because the cooking steps are clear, few females can make the food unpalatable.

The various kitchen utensils in the kitchen have a high safety factor. The young females of civilian households have to help the home work very early, because Carol does not like strange insects in the house, so Nolan really did not enjoy the young master's life for a few days.

Nolan's dishes are not as good as Lance's, but they are fine. Alan is not a particular character. Although Carol is picky, he is still very tolerant of his cubs, and the two males can handle it like this.

But now, Nolan is busier than Lance at six in the morning and nine in the evening.

Not to mention making lunch and dinner for the male father and younger brother as before, Nolan has no time to pour himself a glass of water in the poor little time at home, and sometimes Alan has to bring water to his room. So since Nolan changed schools, the two slackers never tasted the craftsmanship of their own little females.

Carol held the game remote control in his right hand and touched his flat belly with his left hand. "It's a coincidence that the male father doesn't want to eat takeaway. But the male father doesn't want to go out."

Allen turned his head and looked at Carol.

Two slackers and dead house worms. Look at me, I’ll look at you. There is a battle between heaven and humans in your mind: option one, go out to eat; option two, order takeaway; option three, starve to death, wait for the female at home to get off work/off Learn to collect corpses.

After a while, Carol and Allen made a decision at the same time.

Allen: "Go out to eat."

Carol: "Order takeaway."

The two males looked at each other again. As a rare good temper among males, Alan and Carol are both dispensable and want to accommodate their male father/cub.

Allen: "Order takeaway."

Carol: "Go out to eat."

Allen thought, knowing that the male father is so considerate, he was merciful just now in the game.

Carol thinks that the little insect cubs are so well-behaved and they haven’t been out for more than half a month. It’s time to take the little insect cubs out for shopping. By the way, next season several new styles of big-name clothing are on the shelves, it’s time Go shopping.

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Carol is a good driver of levitating cars. When Allen was young, he might be a little bit constrained because of the male worms, but when he found out that Alan did not have most of the male larvae squeamish, he could take the levitating car. The illusion of Star Wars came out.

After Ellen sat on the Cub's exclusive chair and didn't know how many times he hit the air cushion, they finally came to the most prosperous commercial street in Pegasus.

Allen opened the car door sullenly and unhappily, and walked on, even if Carol immediately picked him up, it did not dispel his unhappiness, "I'm full! I want to go home! I won't eat!"

Carol smiled and ignored Allen, holding him directly to the commercial street.

Allen was so angry that he ruined his father's soft black hair into a chicken coop, and the anger in his heart dissipated.

Probably because of the male's confidence in his appearance, Carol firmly believes that he is the most handsome no matter what the situation. He didn't fix his hair style. He pointed to the pink shirt on the doll in the window and asked Ellen, "Here is Is your brother buying a shirt, okay?"

Allen glanced, "This color is not suitable for brother, buy a light blue one."

Carol was in a good mood, "Listen to you." He had discovered it a long time ago, and their family Alan is very coaxing. Why! In the future, I don't know which female to get cheaper—the distress of a male father who has a very cute male cub.

Carol took Allen around the mall and bought clothes that can fill the entire trunk of the suspension vehicle, as well as a variety of small accessories and small crafts that are likely to never be used. Then he signed the order and discussed with the people in the mall. Delivery time.

The discomfort that Allen had just riding in the "Carol bumper car" finally disappeared, and they decided to find a place to buy food.

Carol asked: "Baby, what do you want to eat?"

"I can't figure it out, I'm tired of eating." Allen broke his chubby fingers and counted the takeaways they had eaten recently.

Except for the rice cooked by Lance and Nolan, no matter how delicious the other foods are, you will get tired of eating it a few times.

Carol nodded. Now most restaurants provide take-out service. Several small kitchens are delicious and not take-out, but they all need to make an appointment. It's too late.

He wants to take Alan to an interesting shop.

At this moment, Allen saw a shop with red and green lights flashing on the nameplate. This store has no bright windows to attract customers, only a dark store door, and there is an Asian female smoking a cigarette and wearing a cool dress at the door. At this moment, the female female is looking at Alan and Carlo. you. Allen smiled at him subconsciously.

The sub-female seemed silly for an instant, she didn't even notice that the cigarette in her hand burned out. After the hand was burned, the sub-female exhaled in pain and found that she was dumbfounded by looking at the two males.

Alan turned his head silently, he really didn't understand the world sometimes. Obviously Carol didn’t have such a sight when he went out alone. Although other insects would follow the males subconsciously, they would never lose their souls just because the males laughed. This is why Allen is becoming more and more now. Zhai, I don't like going out more and more.

He felt that if this continued, he would become a beautiful male of the iceberg family.

Carol didn't know what Allen was thinking. He looked around and went to the store Allen had just seen. Allen felt wrong, "Father, where are we going?"

Allen just didn't know the words on the shop, and knew that it was not a serious place.

Allen is not biased against such stores.

It's just his father and him who are going in now!

In Alan’s mind, Carol is definitely a representative of a good male. There is no other female waiter in the family. He is loyal to the female and caring for the two little insect cubs. Sometimes he is very casual, but it is definitely more than 95%. The male is out.

But what is the situation now?

Could it be that when he didn't know, Carol would occasionally come out to try some game?

What is going on with him, he is only 4 years old? !

Allen's effort to suckle didn't stop his male father from entering the colorful shop, and the smoking female just now led Carol flatteredly.

Carol is completely out of the situation, "Hungry? The father brings you to eat."

Allen is a little bit unlovable.

Fortunately, the worst case Allen thought did not happen. The leading Asian female took them to a quiet box, and Carol picked up the menu on the coffee table and swiped a page, "I want everything on this."

Soon, the coffee table was filled with delicate snacks.

Allen looked at the little buns his father had put him, and Carol said, "This club’s snacks are very famous on Pegasus. Most of them can’t be taken out, cub, try it?"

Alan felt a little guilty, as if he really misunderstood the male father.

But Allen was relieved too early. Although the worms of this club were very winking and did not arrange females in the box, they still came to ask Carol if he wanted to go to the hall to watch a striptease show. They would take care of the male worms. After Carol refused, they He also promoted Carol to approve the newly arrived female slaves, saying that they were originally on the Star Pirate Ship.

According to the original words of the club manager, “Floating in the stars all year round, I haven’t seen a male for so many years. After we bought them, they are still training, and they usually help out at the back. They are very clean and have not been visited by guests. Enjoyed it."

Carol seemed to be really moved now.

Although the Zerg society is highly developed, there are still slaves, and slaves are females and sub-females. There are various reasons why these females and sub-females became slaves. Most were prisoners in some war zones. Some females and sub-females who made mistakes did not have the ability to survive in the star prison and would become females. slave.

These female slaves have no rights on Pegasus. The male owner who bought them can enjoy them at will. For a while, it was popular to exchange female slaves privately. No matter if the males use terrible props on them or directly harm them, they will not get the title of cruelty. They are regarded as light luxury items in the noble family.

Allen sat there dumbfounded, the delicious steamed dumplings in his mouth became greasy.

Do they treat him as deaf?

Does he understand well?

He and his father were only here for dinner! Don't be troublesome! However, the 4-year-old Allen couldn't make these words out of his mouth, he could only watch the club's manager introduce them endlessly.

What made Allen even more desperate was that Carol actually agreed, "Let them come over." Maybe he thought that the little male worm was there, and he added, "Tell them to dress well."

Alan burst into tears in his heart: I'm sorry, father, I still haven't kept the father.

On the other hand, Allen decided to fight to death. He looked innocent and ignorant, very cute, "Father, I don't want to watch the show, shall we go shopping after eating?"

The club manager couldn't hold back after hearing Alan's words, and laughed. But he didn't dare to talk to the little male worm in front of Carol, he just said, "I see, my lord."

Allen stared hard at the direction where the club manager had left.

Carol took him in his arms and said to him, "They are not here to perform. Cub, don't you think our house is too deserted?"

Do you still want to bring the worm back? !

"No!" Allen has never been so decisive, "I still think there are too few rooms at home!"

"You two are also big, is there not enough activity area?" Carol muttered to himself, "Do you want Lance to buy another bigger villa?"

Buy a bigger villa? How many waitresses do you want to take home? Allen knew that it was he who stopped the male father unreasonably today. As long as Carol wanted to, sooner or later other bugs would be added to the family.

So when the club manager brought a small group of females with different styles into the box, what they saw was the young and handsome males on the sofa with a sloppy attitude, and the young males with bitter expressions and deep hatred on the sofa.

The club manager introduced Carol carefully, "They are all carefully selected by our club. They look good, have a docile personality, and have a good tolerance for pain..."

Carol was impatient to listen to him, and he asked directly: "I heard that there is a famous chef in Star Pirates among you, who is it?"

Allen: "Huh?"

Club managers, female slaves: Are there any special needs?