The man got up and roared, looked at the crowd and said
, "One day when I was driving through the countryside, I accidentally killed a duck, I quickly got out of the car and saw a little boy playing next to it, so I asked him, is this your duck? The little man picked up the duck and looked at it carefully, shook his head and said No, my duck is not so flat...... Everyone was
stunned at first when they heard this, and they couldn't help laughing after reacting.
The person in charge smiled, "I think you have a good sense of humor, so don't let him say one more."
"Okay
!" "Say another one!" The
man laughed and said, "Then I'll say one more, when Xiang Yu was surrounded by Liu Bang layer by layer, Liu Bang's army sang Chu Song loudly outside in order to disturb the heart of the Chu army, Xiang Yu heard it and asked angrily, who is singing? Yu Ji was stunned after hearing this, and sang,
warming the loneliness?...... "Hahahaha!!!
God warms the loneliness."
The legend of the phoenix had to cry when he heard it.
Everyone laughed crookedly, you are going to laugh at me to death, so that you can inherit my Huabei.
With
two jokes in the background, the atmosphere instantly came up, and everyone continued to play the game of guessing numbers.
"100!
" "How dare you guess!" the person in charge covered his forehead and sighed, "Next ......
", "80!", "...... bigger",
"30!
", "
...... smaller",
everyone guessed one after another, and soon approached the mystery.
"67!
" "It's big, it's already very close
to ......" "65!" "It's small
!" When it was Su Chen's turn, he was directly stunned, "It's bigger than 65, it's smaller than 67, so do I still have to guess?"
The person in charge smiled and said, "Then you (*^▽^*) can guess symbolically......"
"66!"
It seems that this handsome guy is very lucky, he actually guessed correctly at once! Come, everyone applauded......"
Su Chen made an embarrassing stroke in his heart.
I'm so lucky!
I haven't been able to guess a cerebral thrombosis for ten years.
̄へ
̄Looking at Su Chen's depressed face, Xiao Yitong's smile was bright, and tears were squeezed out.
The person in charge came to Su Chen and asked, "What kind of show is the handsome guy going to perform for everyone?" Su
Chen thought for a moment and said, "I told a joke just now, then I'll sing a song......" "Okay, what song does the handsome guy want to sing?"
Su Chen looked at the sweeping waves, then looked at Xiao Yitong and said, "I'll sing the first Xianqi's "Waves", ......"
"Okay,
please waves... One by one......
" Su Chen smiled slightly, and did not start immediately, but turned to look at the staff who were performing for everyone just now, and asked, "Handsome guy, can you lend me the guitar?"
"Yes!"
The performers handed the guitar to Su Chen very happily.
"Thank you......"
Su Chen took the guitar and put it on his shoulder, coupled with his perfect figure, he looked like a big boy on the sun and beach, which suddenly made some female employees look obsessed.
If it weren't for Xiao Yitong's presence, it might have caused screams a long time ago.
Su Chen crossed his guitar, stood on the beach and gently plucked the strings a few times, and a pleasant sound sounded.
"La-la-la... La-la-la-la... Lala......
""Lalala... La-la-la-la... "Lala......"
The song begins with a soft hum, with a cheerful and melodious melody that cuts into the song.
"I want you to accompany me and watch the turtle swim in the water
" "Slowly crawl on the beach and count the waves
" "Don't be afraid" "You won't be lonely
" "I will always be by your side and let you be happy
" "The days go by day by day, we will grow up slowly
" "I don't care if you understand what I'm talking
about"
I know that one day, you will definitely fall in love with me
" "Because I think I'm really good, oh ......
" Singing here, Su Chen slowly came to Xiao Yitong with a guitar in his arms, and sang to her with a slight smile, "Time passes in a hurry, and I don't look back
" "Beauty becomes an old woman
" "Oops, then that time
" "I, I, I'm already a bad old man
" "Lala"
After the song "Lalala", "Let's hold hands together
", "Lala", "Lala
",
"Counting the waves, ......
one by one",
Xiao Yitong's face was already red to the back of her ears, like a shy big girl, her heart was like eating honey, not to mention how sweet it was.
When did everyone see the chairman with such a look, and the male compatriots gave Su Chen a thumbs up in their hearts.
said that you were good at performing and singing, but you actually flirted with your sister in public.
It is worthy of being the man who won the chairman.
Assistant Su is awesome
! My scalp is numb when I show it!
I ...... Zhong Shenxiu
And those lesbians are jealous, secretly saying that such a good man is already famous, and one individual is so sour.
Some are even ready to pry the corner.
But after looking at his appearance and figure, and then thinking about the balance in the bank card, he had to sulk.
Su Chen returned the guitar to the performers, sat back beside Xiao Yitong and asked with a smile, "Wife, how did I sing just now?"
"Good ......
" Xiao Yitong's face has not faded at the moment, covering his hot cheeks and saying, "Husband, can you keep a low profile next time, everyone is embarrassed."
Su Chen put his arm around Xiao Yitong's shoulders and laughed, "As long as your wife is happy, the others are all floating clouds (*^▽^*)...... "
I hate it!"
[Ding!]
[Sign for the host's excellent performance, and the system will reward 100,000 yuan. Seeing
the two of them sitting there biting their ears and laughing, whether they were single or in pairs, they were all fed a wave of dog food.
There are only two words in everyone's hearts at the moment.
It's
so sweet! It's so sweet.
The show continues ......
The person in charge said, "It seems that everyone is very satisfied with the show just performed, so let's start the next round
......" After the person in charge wrote a number on the paper with a pen, he looked at Xiao Yitong and said, "This time it's our turn to Chairman Xiao, please give everyone a start......
" Xiao Yitong smiled sweetly, thought for a while and said, "39
!" As soon as the words fell, the person in charge was stunned, only to see him look at Xiao Yitong with a shocked face and say, "Oh!my!" God! Chairman Xiao actually guessed it right once, amazing...... "The
person in charge was afraid that everyone would not believe it, so he hurriedly opened the paper and showed it to everyone, and the number 39 was written on it!
Even Xiao Yitong himself is no exception.
I saw her ask with a blank face, "Did I really guess it right once?"
"Really!" "
How else to say that you are the chairman, you actually guessed it once in a hundred numbers, and that is a 1% chance." The
person in charge asked happily, "Then may I ask what program Chairman Xiao wants to perform for everyone
?" "Can I abstain?" Xiao Yitong smiled and said with some embarrassment.
"Can't!" Who
knew that before everyone could speak, Su Chen was the first to raise his hand and shouted, "Everyone has guessed that the numbers are all showing, can you make special words, chairman......" Su Chen
chuckled, and bit the word 'you' hard, causing Xiao Yitong to roll his eyes.
Is it that I can't hold a knife anymore, or are you too floating? I'm
not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pig-like teammates.
Moreover, this teammate is actually his husband.
It's amazing!
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