After I became a soft little zombie, I was spoiled by the doomsday boss

After another half-night delay, Ren Yu and Lin Wanwan huddled in the corner of the car and rested against each other. Qin Zhen drove for the rest of the night and then replaced Yan Mingxu as the driver.

Turning around and leaving the driver's seat, he wanted to rest, but suddenly he found that Lu Yan was not asleep yet, looking at something with a flashlight at the back of the car.

"What are you reading? I haven't seen you take your studies so seriously."

Qin Zhen rushed over, grabbed the book from Lu Yan's hand, turned over the cover, and read out word for word:

""How to get along with children - teach you to become his friend!"

"...?!! Why are you looking at this?!"

Qin Zhenguai shouted, as if something suddenly occurred to him, his eyes changed three times when he looked at Lu Yan:

"Fuck, no, I just asked you to confess your love to the little girl. You've already reached this fucking point. Even if you molest others, you still want them to give you a child?!"

The voice was so loud that Ren Yulin opened his eyes in a daze and looked around. Even Yan Mingxu, who was driving in front of him, turned his head involuntarily with a very strange look in his eyes.

Lu Yan was speechless and weakly defended:

"No, I..."

"It's not that, Xiao Lu, Xiao Lu, I always thought you were a serious person. I didn't dare to speak pornographically when I talked to you before. I didn't expect you to be a pervert in private!"

Qin Zhen had already begun to chatter, shaking the book in his hand:

"Stop explaining, this is the evidence! Ironclad evidence!!"

Lu Yan felt that it was impossible to talk to this person. After not seeing each other for several years, Qin Zhen had changed from an upright People's Liberation Army soldier to an old man who talks all day long.

In the past, his character would even fight with Qin Zhen, but now he can only refuse to defend himself in front of this man's nonsense.

Qin Zhen flipped through the book in his hand, and suddenly realized that Lu Yan not only read, but also sketched a lot with a pen!

He brought the book closer and read word by word:

"Don't lose your temper with your children casually, and don't create an image of indifference in your child's mind. Note: You really shouldn't lose your temper, as it makes you cry easily. You can give it a slight scare, and the effect is excellent."

"Praise your children positively and give them rewards often. Note: This method is very good and can be used to divert attention. The best feeding products are: Tornado beef pie, milk candy, and mashed potatoes."

"..."

Qin Zhen squinted his eyes and looked confused:

"What the hell is this? The child hasn't even been born yet. How do you know what he likes to eat?"

It took a while before I suddenly realized:

"You're not doing this for your future children, you're doing it for little girl Mu Tang!!"

Lu Yan nodded helplessly. He no longer had the energy to explain to Qin Zhen.

Qin Zhen touched his chin:

"No, where did you get so many parenting books?"

“I picked it up at the villa area.”

When he and Mu Tang were cleaning the villa, they suddenly found it on the bookshelf. Lu Yan took it out of curiosity for some reason.

Later, I occasionally looked through it, and suddenly I felt that it was quite useful. Many of the methods in it were very suitable for Mu Tang, so she just stuck to that one.

Qin Zhen handed the book to Lu Yan and said in a long voice:

"No, Xiao Lu, why are you just not enlightened? Is this the book you should read? You shouldn't read this, what you should read is "Thirty-Six Strategies for Love"!! That's what you should read

Watch it!!”

"Those things are useless." Lu Yan waved his hand.

"Why is it useless? This is a sacred work known as the 'Bachelor's Guide' in our army. Many brothers rely on it to get out of singles. How come it is useless when it comes to your mouth?!"

Qin Zhen shook his head in disgust. If he couldn't beat him, he would even want to knock Lu Yan on the head.

"Why are you so stupid? You want to marry her as your wife, not raise her as your daughter. If you keep doing this, what will happen if she thinks of you as your father?"

"I'm really convinced. In all my years, this is the first time I've seen someone chasing after his wife like this."

Lu Yan didn't bother to explain to him that Mu Tang's brain circuit was not on the same line as that of a normal girl.

For example, in a handful of lollipop flowers, what a normal person would like is the diamond ring hidden inside, but what Mu Tang would like is the 100 lollipops.

Another example is a quarrel. What other girls care about is whether the other party really loves her, but Mu Tang only cares about whether he will cook her delicious food.

There are so many things like this that it would take three days and three nights to talk about them all. What he needs more than a "love guide" is "how to accurately know what zombies are thinking."

Lu Yan snatched the book back and put it into the space.

Qin Zhen glanced at Mu Tang, who was wrapped in a quilt in the middle of the car, and said worriedly:

"I've been sleeping for almost two days now. This little girl is so good at sleeping. She won't tell what's wrong, right?!"

Lu Yan is not worried. For Mu Tang, hibernation can quickly restore body functions, and according to Mu Tang's previous sleep pattern, she will almost wake up.

Qin Zhen suddenly bumped into him again:

"I said, do you really don't need it?"

"What do you need?"

"36 strategies for love!"

Qin Zhen even had a bit of pride on his face:

"I'm telling you, although I don't have a book, I still remember a little bit. I'll recite it to you now so that you can learn a lot?"

Lu Yan felt a headache and pressed his eyebrows, then refused ruthlessly:

"No, you should keep it for yourself."

"cut."

Qin Zhen saw that he was out of luck and didn't want to talk anymore. He sat in the corner angrily and was about to catch up on his sleep, but Lu Yan suddenly grabbed him:

"Don't sleep yet. Did you find the wrong way? Why did you start climbing over the mountain?"

Qin Zhen said angrily:

"How is it possible?! I, Lao Qin, would never make such a stupid mistake! You are insulting me!"

Lu Yan pulled out the map:

"Logically, we should be crossing the river now, how can we go up?!"

Yan Mingxu turned around and said:

"Sir Lu, that's right, this is the road. The river is below, and it's only about fifty meters wide."

Lu Yan was surprised:

"The bridge is built on a mountain?!"

Yan Mingxu nodded:

"It rains a lot in this area, the terrain is low, and the rivers are narrow. The rivers are prone to high tides. Bridges built low are prone to flooding. They are usually built halfway up the mountain."

Lu Yan nodded, but as he watched the car climb higher and higher, he suddenly had an ominous premonition.