After I Became a Zombie, My Face Is Paralyzed

The sun was blocked by the dense leaves overhead, and only a few beams of light were projected through the gaps between the trees.

The four people's footsteps startled the fireflies among the grass, and they flew up with green light.

The quiet jungle is full of insects, but the roar of beasts can be heard from time to time in the depths surrounded by clouds.

Xiao Shenwei followed Rong Yun, and Ping Hanhai was leading the charge.

As for Tang Qiu, this guy carried a baseball bat around his neck and whistled with his other hand in his trouser pocket, as if he was traveling.

During the period, they also saw a litter of rabbits and a sika deer nibbling fruit on a branch with its head upturned.

It's just that they didn't come here for hunting this time, so they temporarily escaped.

At this moment, Xiao Shenwei was holding a turquoise fruit and gnawing at it.

This kind of fruit can be seen everywhere in the oasis. It tastes sweet and tastes like a small cucumber. It is simply and rudely called green fruit.

He was thinking about taking some seeds back and planting them in the empty pot on the balcony.

"Follow me and don't run around."

Rong Yun pulled his head away and looked at a kind of dark blue fruit hanging on the top of the tree high above his head, eager to imagine Xiao Shenwei who was on the tree.

"That..." Xiao Shenwei pointed to the fruit above: "I've never eaten it."

"...that's a zombie fruit."

"What's the smell?" Xiao Shenwei's eyes didn't look away from the bunch of beautiful berries that were round and sparkling like big blueberries.

"...the smell of rotten and stinky rotten meat."

Xiao Shenwei's eyes moved to Rong Yun's calm, twisted face: "How do you know?"

"...Do you want to eat rabbit legs with honey sauce? Or roast pigeon, spicy rabbit head, pickled fish, all are fine."

Rong Yun changed the subject and avoided the shining eyes of the zombie surnamed Xiao, but unexpectedly Tang Qiu picked up the conversation behind.

"Last year we came in hunting, and the captain took a sip."

Xiao Shenwei: ...? ?

"I vomited for three days when I went back." Ping Hanhai made a knife without turning his head.

Xiao Shenwei felt distressed for the grain reserve for a second, and then laughed out loud in his heart.

Then, with his face paralyzed (forced), he calmly patted Rong Yun on the shoulder: "Warrior."

At least I will ask you in advance if it tastes good or not, what taste, but did you go straight to the food test yourself?

Rong Yun glanced at a few teammates, lowered his head and silently pulled out the knife.

…

The four people traveled very fast, and according to the navigator, they would soon be able to approach the place where the distress signal was issued.

According to the content of the information, the two unlucky alphas who were trapped came out to hunt, and encountered a conflict between a tiger and a black bear, so the cat wondered whether it could be a fisherman to benefit from it in the wild.

If Xiao Shenwei was present, he would definitely tell them: You are thinking about shit.

Facts have proved that even if the brothers have their brains, it is not their turn to be fishermen.

So at this time, the two alphas were squatting in a small cave on Qingze Mountain, and were blocked at the entrance of the cave by the irritable old black bear.

The black bear's huge body couldn't enter the cave, and he was injured a bit because of hunting, and the two people who were chased by the black bear couldn't beat the black bear, so he didn't dare to probe in the cave.

It is said that the atmosphere was awkward at the time.

When Xiao Shenwei and the others arrived near the signal, they happened to see Brother Xiong roaring frantically at the small hole.

He felt that the people inside would probably be smoked to death by Brother Xiong's tone.

Black bears are known to not brush their teeth.

The four cats were in the grass near the cave, Rong Yun and Han Hai were discussing countermeasures.

However, Xiao Shenwei stared at Brother Xiong's fleshy-looking claws.

"Yilin Zhuan Yao" said: "Bear paw, sweet, salty, warm in nature. Nourishes qi and blood, dispels wind and removes paralysis, and continues to eliminate injuries."

Well, as a zombie with a bloodless face and cold hands and feet, it should belong to the category of insufficient qi and blood... right?

…

Leaving aside Xiao Shenwei's psychological activities, the first countermeasure negotiated by the three encountered Waterloo.

They tried to use the **** smell of rabbit blood to lure Brother Xiong away.

However, Brother Xiong just stood up, shrugged his nose, roared twice, didn't move his nest at all, and continued to confront the alpha in the cave.

Xiao Shenwei looked at the poor rabbit who had been slashed and bled, and patted the rabbit's head distressedly.

Are you eating honey juice or braised pork tonight?

Next, they tried the intimidation method by pretending to be a tiger, the online estrus seduction method by simulating a **** bear girl, and the drug (anesthetic needle) method if the seduction failed to become angry...

All fail.

Xiao Shenwei looked at Brother Xiong, who was guarding outside the cave, but he was reluctant to be in pursuit of his spouse, and sighed that Brother Xiong had a really high IQ.

He regretted a little why he didn't bring Tantou over and asked him to have a friendly exchange with Brother Xiong.

After all, the stupidity of the charcoal head is contagious, what if its wisdom halo works?

When the last four people add up, come on, be tough.

The black bear had already suffered injuries, most of which were caused by the tiger that fought with it.

Six people to clean up an injured black bear, there is still a chance of winning - if the two of them are still capable of fighting.

Ping Hanhai took the lead, dragging a huge wide knife to the tree above the black bear's head, and without a word, justice came from the sky.

"boom-"

"Roar-"

The wide knife that was going to hit Tianling Gai was noticed by the black bear, and the huge body twisted awkwardly.

The wide knife slashed and landed on the black bear's back. The blade penetrated deep into the flesh and blood spurted out instantly.

The black bear raised his head and roared, jumped up and threw Ping Hanhai down, and his huge fleshy paws slapped at Ping Hanhai, who was worthy of the ground, but was tumbled and avoided by Ping Hanhai.

Rong Yun followed closely, threw out the long knife, and rushed towards the black bear face to face.

Brother Xiong expressed disdain for the provocative behavior of the human in front of him, raised his claws, and swung it down.

Then it vacated.

Rong Yun almost flashed sideways against the black bear's claws, the long knife was held backwards, the back of the knife was close to Rong Yun's forearm, and a sharp edge flashed towards the black bear's blade, drawing towards the black bear's soft belly.

"laugh--"

The long knife left a long bloodstain on the black bear's belly. Rong Yun slid out of the black bear's armpit calmly, turned back with the knife, and took advantage of his unpreparedness to strike again.

Brother Bear was angry.

Xiao Shenwei's eyes lit up.

Oh Huo, the young hero is good at swordsmanship! Today's reserves of grain are cut open with two cuts, and the calm appearance of not dripping blood is cool!

Then he turned his head and saw Tang Qiu.

Xiao Shenwei covered his face.

This guy really lived up to the name of the human-shaped charcoal head, and charged aggressively with a dog-smacking stick, and then waved his hand, the stick pointed directly at Brother Xiong's... butt.

When Tang Qiu raised his hand, Brother Xiong turned his head and roared.

If Brother Xiong could talk, what he would blurt out at this time must be: Cubs, what are you going to do to Lao Tzu's ass! ?

In Xiao Shenwei's anxiety, the hammer in his hand flew out and flew towards the black bear's head.

But it was too late.

Brother Xiong has already turned around, intending to reward this guy who dares to think about his **** with his favorite big-eared scraper.

On the other side, Xiao Shenwei's hammer flew towards Brother Xiong's pout in a strange trajectory.

"boom-"

"Ow hoo hoo hoo-"

The screams of the black bear startled a group of birds.

Everyone looked strangely at Xiao Shenwei, who had empty hands and an innocent face, and felt a chill between his legs.

Xiao Shenwei: Believe me, I really aimed at Brother Xiong's head.

The black bear who was brutally exploded with red eyes was completely angry, and people stood up and howled.

Tang Qiu: "What is it calling?"

Xiao Shenwei: "Orcs will never be slaves."

Rong Yun: "Pfft."

Ping Hanhai: "...it's here, be careful!"

The mad black bear's combat power soared as if he had opened Wushuang, and the three alphas immediately fought with the bear.

The defenseless Xiao Shenwei had planned to pick up the hammer and wait for an opportunity to drop it in the air, but then he thought that this thing had just exploded Brother Xiong's **, and he rubbed his fingers and couldn't let go.

He now misses the door panel that had been sacrificed so heroically.

"Don't come here! Go to the cave!" Rong Yun rolled on the spot to avoid the black bear's slap, and opened a hole in the bear's paw with a backhand knife.

Xiao Shenwei nodded.

They are all alphas who have undergone serious combat training, and a beta professional doctor who has not experienced combat training can't really do anything, and instead will help them and cause them trouble.

He carefully avoided the battlefield and touched the vicinity of the cave.

There was no light in the darkness, Xiao Shenwei raised his flashlight and entered the hole, and he sneezed at the strong smell of blood and the familiar smell of pheromones.

He instantly understood why the black bear was sticking to the entrance of the cave.

The rich taste of sweet honey permeates the air, making people's throats and eyes feel sweet.

Xiao Shenwei has a deep memory of this smell. After all, few alphas have this sweet and greasy smell, and it smells like O in O.

Going further inside, he saw two guys curled up in the hole.

It was the two brothers and sisters who were rescued in the wasteland that day, Samin and Sayu.

Samin, who had already passed out in a coma, was leaning against Sa Yu's arms in embarrassment, with a terrifying bloodstain on his left leg.

Sa Yu has terrifying scratches all over his body, and if he guessed correctly, it should come from Brother Xiong's caressing.

The moment their eyes met, Sa Yu was stunned.

"Please, save my sister!" The boy grabbed the corner of Xiao Shenwei's clothes: "I can do anything after I go back!"

"Don't worry, let me see." Xiao Shenwei didn't refuse, after all, it was a kind of fate to have money to do things, and to meet again.

He crouched down, took Samin's leg lightly and looked at it.

"No problem"

Sa Yu: "That's good."

"It's just broken."

Sa Yu: "…"

Xiao Shenwei took off the medicine box on his back, rolled up his sleeves, and neatly turned out a pair of fixing plates and a roll of bandages.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Samin screamed and woke up, grabbed Xiao Shenwei's arm, fingernails clenched into the flesh, the cold touch made her shudder again and became more awake.

"Be patient."

Xiao Shenwei's hands didn't stop, and he laid the fixed plate at the fastest speed.

"Don't move, just wait."

Xiao Shenwei left behind two red medicine and blue medicine, turned around and left the cave again.

The black bear's roar never stopped, as if he heard the roar of a tiger.

He was worried about his reserves.

The battle outside was still going on, and as soon as Xiao Shenwei came out of the hole, he saw a scene that made his eyes split.

The black bear was already lying on the ground, and Ping Hanhai was slapped against the tree trunk by a white-fronted tiger with hanging eyes, and he spat out a mouthful of blood.

Tang Qiu hung on the tree, with several bloodstains on his body.

At this time, the giant tiger stepped on the catwalk and walked towards Rong Yun leaning on the tree trunk, leaning on the ground with a knife, struggling to get up.

Rong Yun saw him.

The tiger also smelled him and was about to turn around.

However, Rong Yun waved his knife and slashed at the tiger's shoulder at this moment: "Xiao Shenwei, run!!"

"Whoa!!"

The tiger turned back in anger and slapped it down.

"don't want-"

Xiao Shenwei shouted, and the glands at the back of his neck suddenly started to heat up, beating suddenly.

A cold feeling spread from the heart, and the moment it rushed to the brain, Xiao Shenwei's eyes went blank and he lost consciousness.