After I Became a Zombie, My Face Is Paralyzed

Xiao Shenwei, who had lost his dog, had no emotions in his heart at this time, and even wanted to laugh a little.

No wonder people on the road looked at him strangely.

Co-authoring he just walked the rope all the way?

I just don't know how the ghost editor of Daxing Daily will arrange him this time.

Xiao Shenwei was already numb about the matter of mentioning the news headlines.

The important thing now is that the night market snack street is just around the corner. Should he choose to go to the dog first, or to eat first?

Charcoal head is so stupid that he won't be caught and sold by dog ​​dealers, right?

Xiao Shenwei walked into the night market while worried.

Hmm, do you want to buy fried chicken nuggets or spicy little potatoes today?

Finally, he stood in front of the stall of Spicy Little Potatoes, looked at the golden fried chicken nuggets on the cart next door, and made a decision.

Only children make choices, and I want them all.

As for Tantou, he had already sent a message to Rong Yun, telling him that the dog was lost.

Daxing City is also a little bigger than the palm of the hand. There are high walls on all sides, and it is heavily guarded. It cannot escape.

However, when Xiao Shenwei slowly passed by the aquarium holding a cup of honey mint tea, he was still stunned by the scene in front of him.

His silly dog, riding on top of his head with a big orange pear flower with something in his mouth, was playing Speed ​​and Passion in the small square in front of the aquarium.

Behind it, several young men in urban management uniforms were riding motorcycles, waving their batons and shouting:

"The white husky, put down the street sign!!"

Xiao Shenwei covered his face and turned his head away, expressing that he didn't know this stupid dog.

...The stupid dog of the Sei family, why did he let it out if he didn't like it?

However, Tantou still disappointed him, at this time when he least wanted to show his "deep love" with Tantou.

I saw the white wolf's eyes lit up after seeing Xiao Shenwei, and he rushed over with his tongue out and sloppy.

Xiao Shenwei: …

Holding the honey mint tea steadily, he turned his face and ran, followed by the white wolf and the city administrator who chased after him.

The onlookers raised their mobile phones and started taking pictures.

A certain Xiao surnamed Beta in Daxing City is on fire again.

Facts have proved that the white wolf can't outrun the high-level zombies, and the motorcycle of the urban management brother can't catch up with the white wolf.

Xiao Shenwei, who finally got rid of the chengguan, stopped and took a slow sip of honey mint tea.

Then he turned his face to look at the fool who was crouching behind his back with a street sign in his mouth, wagging his tail like he was taking credit.

...If I come out to walk you again, I will take the surname of Rong Yun.

Charcoal: "Wang!"

The orange seat above his head: "Meow."

Xiao Shenwei: …

He stretched out his hand and pinched the back of the neck of the orange cat that was as fat as a pig: "Oh, it's really heavy... Where did this come from?"

Charcoal head wagged his tail and squeaked twice.

Xiao Shenwei lifted the orange cat with a contemptuous expression on his face, and looked up and down.

The fur is smooth and smooth, the nails are cut short, and the pads are pink and clean.

It should be that the family did not run away.

He touched the fur under the orange cat's neck, and sure enough he found a small metal nameplate with the owner's house number engraved on it.

Xiao Shenwei sent a message to Rong Yun, telling him that Tantou had been found. After he didn't need to come again, he put the round orange pig in his hand back on Tantou's head.

Charcoal's big head fell immediately.

Xiao Shenwei: …

Legend has it that out of ten orange cats, nine are fat, and one has a collapsed kang. It's not a lie.

Leading the dog, Xiao Shenwei walked around the city and quickly found the address shown on the house number.

The person who opened the door was a thin and small male beta, and when he saw the white wolf squatting outside the door, his feet went soft.

The white wolf grinned and stuck out his tongue, and began to sell (criminal) cute (silly).

"Oh, it's a husky." The little brother pushed his glasses and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Your cat?" Xiao Shenwei pointed at the orange cat that was squatting on the head of the white wolf, with its head held high and its eyes down at everything.

The beta looked at the cat, stunned for two seconds, and then suddenly burst into tears, tears dripping down.

Xiao Shenwei: …

...as for? Don't be so grateful...

While wiping away tears, the little brother choked and said, "I'm sorry... I discarded him..."

Xiao Shenwei: "?"

The little brother paused, then cried with a wow: "I eat too much, I can't afford it anymore..."

Xiao Shenwei: "…"

He looked at the scrawny little brother, and at the orange cat, who was fat to a ball, and fell silent.

In the age of mourning, when people can't even get enough to eat themselves, this is indeed the case...

Can only say, orange is always your orange?

In the end, Xiao Shenwei took Tachibana home and named it Hanamaki.

Hanamaki didn't look at all in the face of an unfamiliar environment.

After being showered and dried by Xiao Shenwei, Hanamaki walked around the territory like a cat. in a carton.

Then the carton "teared" and was broken.

Rong Yun: "Pfft."

Xiao Shenwei: …

…do you have any misconceptions about your body type, Hanamaki? ? ? ?

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The next day, the little house welcomed its familiar guests.

Ping Hanhai was still sitting like a boss, sitting on the sofa while reading news on his mobile phone and drinking tea.

Tang Qiu tugged at Rong Yun's sleeve with an excited expression: "The golden osmanthus blooms in Nanze Oasis!! Captain, let's go pick osmanthus!!"

Xiao Shenwei held a cup of hot water, and his eyes fell on Tang Qiu's hand holding Rong Yun's sleeve.

...You put your hand down, let alone picking golden osmanthus flowers, it's up to you to go to the moon and chop laurel trees.

"What do you think, Shen Wei?"

Xiao Shenwei was suddenly taken aback by the cue, and felt that his name was called out by the other party, like a tiny feather suddenly scratching his heart, itching.

He blinked, stunned for two seconds before taking a sip of water in disguise: "Ah...Oh, yes."

Tang Qiu's sweet-scented osmanthus candies are all made by him, Xiao Shenwei knows this.

Tang Qiu's pheromone is the smell of sweet sweet-scented osmanthus wine, which is not aggressive and smells very comfortable.

On the other hand, Ping Hanhai, with a faint smell of tobacco, smells like a big guy.

Well, but still Rong Yun's ice mint smells the best.

Xiao Shenwei thought so, and suddenly found that Ping Hanhai laughed while looking at the phone, and couldn't stop looking at himself.

...suddenly have a bad feeling jio...

"What, let me see... eh? Hahahahahaha!"

Seeing this, Tang Qiu grabbed the phone from Ping Hanhai's hand and began to laugh and read.

"According to reports, around 7 o'clock yesterday afternoon, a man wandered around on a dog leash near the night market. His face was expressionless and his eyes were dull. He was suspected of suffering from mental illness. Please pay attention to your personal safety..."

Xiao Shenwei: …

This day is not over.

He turned around in the living room, and finally went to the kitchen, picked up a rolling pin, kicked the door, and left.

"Ahhh, Xiao Xiao, what are you doing?" Tang Qiu shouted from behind.

"Chop the editor."

Xiao Shenwei didn't look back.

Tang Qiu froze for a while with his mouth open, and then whispered, "Although, shouldn't you use a kitchen knife to chop people?"

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Three days later, the four people who were ready drove to Nanze again.

This time, they didn't dare to leave Tantou, the demolition leader, at home. They only left Hanamaki, rations and water, and opened a small window for him to go out for a walk.

At this time, Charcoal Head was squatting on the roof of the car, drinking the wind with his mouth open.

Xiao Shenwei was too lazy to care, sitting in the back row with a mint in his mouth, leaning on Rong Yun's shoulder to take a nap.

Tang Qiu didn't sit in the back row this time, but slept soundly in the co-pilot.

According to Ping Hanhai, he stayed up late last night to take out the tools for making sugar-boiling molds, carefully cleaned and checked them, and then went to bed very late.

Daxing is not far from Nanze, and the middle part of the road is cleaned up and down by the hunting team from Daxing, and basically there is no zombie group, so the journey is peaceful.

It wasn't until they could see the green stretch of the Nanze Mountains that Ping Hanhai woke Tang Qiu up.

Xiao Shenwei was too lazy to walk, so he simply dragged the door and rode on Tantou's back.

Maybe it was the faint dangerous atmosphere in the forest that scared it, but there was no demon on the way, just carefully sniffing the ground with his nose, taking them as far as possible to avoid the habitat of those beasts.

The golden osmanthus tree is located in the hinterland of the oasis, and Tang Qiu is very clear about that location.

After all, he would come every year when the golden osmanthus bloomed.

The more they walked in, the more cautious they acted. Even the charcoal head put away a treasure, and walked vigilantly with ears closed while observing the surrounding environment.

Only then does it really look like a wolf, not a silly husky.

Xiao Shenwei always suspected that it had something to do with the alpha wolf of the zoo's Arctic wolves before the end of the mourning.

Because the administrator there actually put a husky into the wolf pack to raise together, and the husky finally mixed into the head wolf, and brought a group of small wolf cubs with him.

The jungle gradually became denser. From the beginning, you could see a large blue sky above your head. Now, when you look up, you are full of dense leaves and tiny spots of light left by the sunlight passing through the gaps in the leaves.

The eyes are full of rich dark green, and there is only the faint sound of salsa all around, not even the chirping of birds.

Xiao Shenwei rode on the wolf's back and carefully observed the surroundings, with Rong Yun holding a knife close to his sagging calf beside him.

It gave him a little sense of security.

"Bah-"

With a soft sound, Xiao Shenwei felt a chill on the back of his neck, and something fell on his shoulder, still moving.

Xiao Shenwei froze.

He stiffened his neck, his eyes glancing with difficulty.

Then he saw the wriggling tail of half the thickness of a finger and colorful.

He was bitten by a snake when he was a child, which caused a psychological shadow. At this time, Xiao Shenwei, who was screaming madly in his heart, swallowed and rubbed his calf against Rong Yun's shoulder.

He said in a trembling voice, "There are... there are snakes."

As soon as the sentence came out, everyone stopped and became vigilant.

The pythons in the forest are extremely scary, and they can be avoided if they can.

If you can't avoid it, don't panic, just find a cool place to lie down.

Avoid premature decay and stink of the corpse.

"Where?" Rong Yun asked after looking around carefully, but found no trace of the python.

Xiao Shenwei was almost scared to cry by the movement on his shoulder, and tremblingly said: "...It's on my shoulder."