After I Became a Zombie, My Face Is Paralyzed

In the evening, Daxing Mobile News reported:

Today, a man stepped on a skateboard to walk his dog and was unable to brake due to improper operation. In a hurry, he hugged the street light pole, causing the street light to collapse. A few days ago, the man has been detained by the local police station on suspicion of destroying public facilities.

When the policeman entered the interrogation room, Xiao Shenwei was squatting pitifully in the chair holding his knees.

The little brother smiled when he saw Xiao Shenwei.

"It's you again."

Xiao Shenwei raised his eyes and looked at it, and he closed himself at that time.

Wasn't this the captain who fished them out of the pit that night?

"I said that the dog that was locked in the backyard looked familiar. He stopped running into the pit today and pulled out the street lamp pole instead?"

The little brother took a glass of water and handed it to Xiao Shenwei, his mouth almost reaching the back of his head.

"...You recognized the wrong person." Xiao Shenwei took the water and silently turned his back to the little brother and sipped: "It's not me."

"Okay, if you say it's not, then it's not." The little brother held back his smile and knocked on the table: "Stay here for a while, your family will come to pick you up soon."

"…Oh."

Xiao Shenwei lowered his head and bit the rim of the cup, secretly thinking about using wolf legs to make barbecue, wolf bone stew, tenderloin braised...

...the more I think about it, the more hungry I become...

There was only a table and two chairs in the inquiry room, and the gray walls and white lights illuminated it coldly.

Xiao Shenwei began to miss the warm stove at home, the soft bedding, the purring cat squatting at his feet, and the hot soup made by Rong Yun himself.

…I really want to go home.

The little policeman was sitting across from him, and the two of them stared at each other, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

"...I'm going to see if your family is here."

The little brother coughed and ran away.

The interrogation room fell silent again.

Xiao Shenwei sat for a while, feeling sleepy from extreme boredom, and fell asleep with his head down again.

So when Rong Yun hurried over, Xiao Shenwei was holding his cold hands in his arms, curled up on a small chair, eyes closed, looking pale and lifeless.

Rong Yun was so distressed that his eyes were red, he stepped forward and wrapped the coat in his hand around Xiao Shenwei, pinched Xiao Shenwei's fingertips but felt that it was not enough, he took off his coat and wrapped it again.

Then he held Xiao Shenwei's cold hand, leaned against his ear and called softly, "Shenwei, Shenwei, wake up."

In his sleep, Xiao Shenwei frowned, opened his eyes, and stared blankly at Rong Yun in front of him.

"Come on, let's go home."

"...Ah, here you are."

Xiao Shenwei, who had just woken up, had a hoarse voice.

He looked at Rong Yun for a long time before he calmed down, smiled with his mouth bent, opened his hands to hug Rong Yun's waist, and buried his head in Rong Yun's warm chest.

"...It's so cold here, I'm so hungry."

"I made beef soup, we'll go home now."

Rong Yun kissed Xiao Shenwei's forehead, and took out a tightly wrapped bag from his arms.

Inside the bag was grilled beef jerky, still steaming.

"I'm afraid you'll be hungry, so I brought something to eat." Rong Yun handed over the beef jerky, and took out a thermos cup from his bag: "And hot water."

Xiao Shenwei bit the jerky and looked at it, and there were wolfberries floating in the cup.

With the hot water, Xiao Shenwei ate the whole package of beef jerky in one bite, feeling warm in his stomach, as if it had warmed his heart all the way.

He looked at Rong Yun, who was in the dark and dusty beside him, leaned over and kissed the corner of Rong Yun's lips:

"You're so nice, I like you."

The tip of Rong Yun's ear quickly turned bright red, and then it quickly burned to the base of the ear, and even the neck was a little red.

He turned his head slightly and didn't look at Xiao Shenwei, but he coughed lightly and said in a low voice, "Well. I... like you too."

"knock,"

There was a knock on the door.

When the two raised their eyes, they saw the little brother leaning against the door just now, coughing twice:

"It's almost done, it's getting late, hurry up and go home, the cameras are watching. I'll take you to get the dog now."

Rong Yun's face turned red.

Xiao Shenwei touched his ears and silently got down from the chair.

Unexpectedly, he fell to the ground when his feet softened, and was caught by Rong Yun quickly.

The little brother broke down in a cold sweat: "What are you doing?! We didn't do anything. It's wrong to deceive the police at the police station!"

Xiao Shenwei raised his eyes and glanced at him: "...Sitting for a long time, my feet are numb."

In the end, Xiao Shenwei was carried out by Rong Yun.

The little brother who led them to the backyard by the side no longer wanted to talk.

He is also 20 years old, and there is one caring male ticket, but he only has a wowtou, four for a dollar? ! ? !

Having to eat a wave of dog food at work is not a good feeling at all.

The three walked slowly towards the backyard, where the charcoal head was locked in a large iron cage.

I just don't know why, Xiao Shenwei always felt that that thing might...probably...can't close it at all...

Before they got to the backyard, a few people heard a bang over there.

Immediately afterwards, the dust was flying, mixed with the angry shouts of the police.

The little brother who led the way's face turned green.

Xiao Shenwei lay on Rong Yun's back and was silent for a while, thought for a while, leaned over to Rong Yun's ear, and whispered, "...Or else, let's run now..."

...pretend this dog is not my family, maybe I can pay less...

The little brother said with a dark face: "...I heard it."

Xiao Shenwei buried his head in Rong Yun's neck and remained silent.

The three silently walked to the front of the courtyard, which was in a mess.

The iron cage where the dog was kept fell to the ground, and the cage door was half missing.

The wooden climbing frame used for training that stood by the wall was miserably shattered into pieces and scattered on the ground, and the old tires rolled all over the floor.

The "evidence" street light pole was lying on the ground, with tooth marks all over it, looking like it had been ravaged.

A few police officers were chasing a big white wolf dog in disgrace, and they were out of breath.

The younger brother came over and saw that his captain's eyes were red:

"Brother, I want to call the police."

…Wake up, you are the police yourself!

Xiao Shenwei: "...I'm really sorry, I'll stew it when I go back."

He whistled and shouted, "Charcoal Head! Come back!"

The white wolf who was running vigorously stopped with a sudden brake, turned his face and saw Xiao Shenwei and Rong Yun, and was stunned for a moment.

Then he sprinted directly into the cage, and closed the half of the cage door with his mouth. He squatted inside obediently, tilting his head and wagging his tail, looking innocent.

As if nothing happened just now.

Xiao Shenwei: ...the IQ in my head is all used to light up the skills of the show's elite, right...

Tantou: Master, I haven't been beaten for three days!

…

…

In any case, the two of them managed to return home.

The beef soup was warm on the stove, and Hanamaki squatted by the stove to take a nap with his claws on his back. Seeing Xiao Shenwei coming back, he ran over and rubbed the corner of his trousers affectionately.

Charcoal head rubbed his big head over, licked the flower roll, and then touched a meat cushion on his face.

Xiao Shenwei put the remaining beef bones and some leftovers into the rice bowl of the charcoal head, and took Xiao Shenwei to the bathroom to wash his hands.

The warm heat in the room made Xiao Shenwei's glasses fog up.

He simply took off his glasses and tilted his head to look at Rong Yun while washing his hands.

The light in the bathroom was dim, illuminating the palm-sized space warmly.

Thinking of the tips of Rong Yun's red ears in the inquiry room, Xiao Shenwei suddenly felt itchy.

He leaned over and called his name against Rong Yun's ear: "Rong Yun—"

"Um?"

"I like you."

"…"

Xiao Shenwei looked at Rong Yun's reddened skin, rolled his eyes and began to laugh.

... eh, it's pretty fun.

"Don't make trouble, let's eat."

Rong Yun pushed away Xiao Shenwei's head, and was about to walk out, but unexpectedly was hugged by Xiao Shenwei again.

Xiao Shenwei hugged him from behind, leaned over on tiptoe, and blew lightly into Rong Yun's ear:

"I like you so much."

The pheromone belonging to Rong Yun in the air suddenly became disordered for a moment, and the originally light and faint mint smell became strong.

"Xiao Shenwei, do you know what you are doing?"

Rong Yun's voice was a little hoarse.

Xiao Shenwei blinked, let go of his hand, and quietly moved towards the door:

"Then what, I'm going to see if the beef soup is still hot... ugh?! woc, what are you doing! Put me down!"

Rong Yun didn't speak, he hugged Xiao Shenwei and walked into the bedroom.

Xiao Shenwei panicked and began to struggle.

Until he was pressed into the soft bedding.

Xiao Shenwei's head was almost smoking.

The temperature of Rong Yun's fingers is very high for Xiao Shenwei.

Hot fingertips slipped from his ears and brushed the side of his neck.

Xiao Shenwei felt like there was a fire, burning all the way along the trajectory of Rong Yun's fingertips.

The struggle all the way made his clothes rubbed up a little, revealing a thin but not thin waist.

Rong Yun bit Xiao Shenwei's lower lip and put his palm on it.

The atmosphere was boiling hot, and the chaotic smell of pheromones stirred in the air.

The glands on the back of the neck were burning and hurting, and a chuckle came from the ear, like a feather scratching on the heart.

Rong Yun kissed Xiao Shenwei's mouth: "Are you still making trouble?"

Xiao Shenwei's eyes were red, and there was still water in his eyes.

He turned his head and said nothing.

Rong Yun leaned over again, blowing against his ear like he did just now.

Xiao Shenwei struggled for a while, shrank his neck, and the mist in his eyes gathered again: "...hiss...itchy..."

"Tell me, are you still making trouble?"

Xiao Shenwei pursed his lips, annoyed in his heart, he hugged Rong Yun's shoulder and bit down.

"…hiss…!"

Rong Yun released Xiao Shenwei's hand.

Xiao Shenwei took the opportunity to slip out of Rong Yun's arms and ran to the kitchen without looking back.

The beef soup simmering on the stove is steaming hot, oily flowers float in the clear soup, the red beef is rolling in the soup, and the green onions are dotted in the middle, and the aroma is fragrant.

Xiao Shenwei didn't even use a bowl to serve it, he took a piece of beef with a spoon, blew it casually, and put the soup into his mouth.

The hot broth soaked in the mouth, the beef was just right, and when you took a bite, the rich meat aroma and juice burst out.

Xiao Shenwei smashes his mouth.

...seems a little light?

I don't know what happened to Rong Yun's cooking recently, it seems that the taste is getting weaker and weaker.

"The price of salt has gone up recently?"

Xiao Shenwei turned to ask Rong Yun.

"…No."

Rong Yun took the spoon and started pouring the soup, and tasted it by the way.

The soup is mellow and delicious, and the beef is delicious and salty.

The taste is just right.

He glanced at Xiao Shenwei and paused: "Well, it's a bit bland. But eat less salt, it's better for your health."

Xiao Shenwei went out holding the bowl, Rong Yun stood there, lowered his eyes, covering his expression.

In the living room, Xiao Shenwei leaned against the warm fire to drink soup.

Hanamaki squatted at his feet and took a nap.

Tantou was full and lay on the ground, mouth open, chasing after Hanamaki's tail and biting.

Rong Yun came out, sat behind Xiao Shenwei, took him into his arms, and put his chin on his shoulder.

Xiao Shenwei held the warm soup bowl and looked at the tiny snow flakes falling outside the window, only to feel that everything was as peaceful as a dream.

It would be better if there were no knocks on the door at this time.

Rong Yun was washing dishes in the kitchen, Xiao Shenwei carried the cat and pulled his slippers to open the door.

Outside the door, Ni Youqing was wearing a thin white coat, her face was blue from the cold, her hair was still covered with snowflakes, and she had a smile on her face.

"I think…"

"No, you don't want to."

Xiao Shenwei lowered his face and prepared to close the door.

"Oh, oh, wait..."

Ni Youqing stuck his foot on the threshold and squeezed half of his body through the crack of the door.

She pushed on her glasses: "I really only need a little blood sample, a little!"

Xiao Shenwei: "...No."

...who knows what your heart is.

"...It's okay not to collect blood, hair, nails are fine."

Ni Youqing scratched at the door frame: "...It's really not good, feces are fine too!"

Xiao Shenwei: …

…Are you sick? !

"That..." Ni Youqing saw that Xiao Shenwei was no longer speaking, probed the probe, sniffled, and said embarrassedly:

"...Your family...what is cooking so delicious?"