After I Became a Zombie, My Face Is Paralyzed

When the sky was completely bright, Xiao Shenwei, who had eaten a whole pot of rabbit meat by himself, leaned on the carriage and looked at the dead rabbit.

He always felt that the rabbit should have died quite painfully.

After all, judging from the sunken pit on the rabbit's head and the intact rabbit skin, it was probably beaten to death by an alpha with his fist.

The poor rabbit avoided the zombies wandering in the city, but in the end, he still slept in the stomach of a zombie surnamed Xiao.

According to Rong Yun, the stupid rabbit hit it by himself.

Xiao Shenwei looked at the trace of fresh blood on the corner of Rong Yun's clothes that looked like other zombies, and nodded to indicate that he believed Rong Yun's words (there are ghosts).

He vaguely remembered seeing the Rabbit family in the south of the city when he was collecting supplies.

They hide in holes in small parks, always cautious.

As for why Xiao Shenwei didn't kidnap the rabbit family at first, because he probably made the rabbit a real "charcoal" taste.

Well, the kind that has the effect of dyed teeth and mouths.

After all, he once won the highest title at the food festival held by the university - the king of dark chefs.

"What are you looking at?" Rong Yun's hand swayed in front of Xiao Shenwei who could see the rabbit: "We should go."

Xiao Shenwei looked at the sunken rabbit head and said quietly, "It's a pity, spicy rabbit head."

Jung Yoon:…

"Rabbits are delicious." Xiao Shenwei tried hard to show Rong Yun a smile.

Then he stared at each other for a while, with a textbook smirk.

Xiao Shenwei: …

…Forget it, shut yourself off.

Xiao Shenwei turned his head and hugged himself a little hurt, and nestled in the corner.

...When I was in school, a lot of girls said I looked good when I smiled!

"Then tell me if you want to eat it, and I'll make it for you." A warm hand covered the top of his head, and Rong Yun's voice with a smile entered his eardrums.

Xiao Shenwei felt that his ears must have been scorched by the chili peppers just now.

Otherwise, why is there a bit of an illusion of being hot.

He pursed his lips: "Don't touch your head."

You make me a high-level zombie so shameless!

However, he didn't take Rong Yun's hand away, instead he was somewhat greedy for the temperature above his head.

"Okay." Rong Yun replied.

Then the warmth above his head left, and Xiao Shenwei felt a trace of emptiness.

...I won't touch you if I don't let you touch you, don't you want to lose face! ?

Xiao Shenwei turned around and faced Rong Yun with the back of his head, sulking that he didn't know where it came from.

"puff."

There was another chuckle from behind.

A daring hand reached out and gently squeezed Xiao Shenwei's soft cheek.

Xiao Shenwei: "!!"

...Excuse me, what are the symptoms of the zombies feeling that they are smoking all over their bodies? I am in a hurry to wait online? ?

"Rong Yun!"

For the first time, the zombie surnamed Xiao, who was severely impaired in language skills, shouted out two words so smoothly and clearly, with a hint of embarrassment even after listening carefully.

"Well, I'm here."

The culprit nodded with frowning eyes, stretched out his other hand and squeezed it.

"I'm going to... eat you!"

Fierce(?) words are rendered intimidating by her soft hair and pinched face.

The smile in the other's eyes grew even stronger.

Xiao Shenwei: Go to your M's reserve grain, I will eat you now.

Then he looked at Rong Yun's beautiful eyes that seemed to be rippling with shredded sunlight, and was once again flashed to his heart.

...he laughs so nicely.

Forget it, keep it, after all, the beauty is still edible, and it will look better when you eat.

Moreover, the spicy rabbit is really delicious!

Xiao Shenwei licked his mouth, reminiscing the fragrance of the spicy rabbit, and chose to forgive.

The two cleaned up the remaining half of the rabbit and put it into the carriage, and the rabbit skin was not spared.

After all, in today's scarcity of supplies, rabbit skins can help humans survive the coming winter.

The bulky cart drove out of the community like a moving steel fortress.

Xiao Shenwei sat in the co-pilot's seat, looking through the rear-view mirror at the second-floor small house that was drifting away.

That was where he had lived for twenty years.

The safety talisman hanging in front of the car swayed, and the red tassel swayed.

Xiao Shenwei reached out and touched it, feeling a little lost.

He thought of the family next door that shared the garage with his family.

When the virus broke out, the little girl was only eleven years old.

After being bitten by a zombie, her mother committed suicide so as not to hurt her family.

The grieving father left here with the girl. It is said that he went to Daxing, the provincial capital, but before leaving, he handed the keys of the cart to Xiao Shenwei, who decided to stay here.

Xiao Shenwei lowered his eyes.

...I don't know if I can meet their father and daughter in the provincial capital this time.

Xu Shi saw that Xiao Shenwei's state was a little off-line, and Rong Yun didn't talk much along the way, just drove quietly.

There are not many zombies around on the road.

Rong Yun's pheromone has been suppressed, and Xiao Shenwei has not concealed his high-level zombie aura at all.

So the heavy truck ran at full power and directly rolled it all the way, and soon left the city.

After the end of the world, the global desertification is serious, and there are few oases left. There are yellow sand and scattered bones everywhere.

There are human beings and alien beasts.

The alienated animals became extremely large, and they even saw a beast corpse as large as half of the heavy truck they were driving.

It looked like the remains of a cow.

Rong Yun looked at the dense tooth marks on the huge corpse, and tightened his fingers slightly: "It's a wolf."

Those ferocious guys who are accustomed to haunting in groups are the nightmare of all people who go out hunting.

At the end of the world, humans not only need to face the threat of zombie viruses, but also compete for resources with these predators.

If it wasn't for the development of antitoxin by humans to control the spread of the virus, it is still unknown how many survivors there will be.

Rong Yun asked Xiao Shenwei to sit in the car not to move, but he jumped out of the car and walked to the side of the cow bone.

The strong **** smell made him frown.

He touched the still-dry beef bones, and his expression became solemn.

There was a rustling movement behind him.

Rong Yun's heart jumped and he turned around quickly, and with a flick of his hand, the half-arm-length dagger around his waist unfolded with a "clatter", and it turned into a long knife as long as an adult's arm.

Then he saw Xiao Shenwei who was staring at the knife in his hand at a loss.

Xiao Shenwei: What should I do? My grain reserves are a bit A, and I may not be able to handle it.

"How did you get out? The wolves haven't gone far, and it's very dangerous outside."

Xiao Shenwei looked at Rong Yun's eyes and his sincerity: "I said, I will protect you."

However, his mind had already flown to beef bone soup and mushroom bone soup noodles.

He looked at the huge skeleton and licked his mouth.

...how much bone broth does this make!

Maybe it was because his eyes were too hot, and Rong Yun was aware of Xiao Shenwei's true intentions.

He said helplessly behind Xiao Shenwei: "These bones can't make soup."

Xiao Shenwei: "Why?"

Rong Yun: "There is wolf saliva on it."

Xiao Shenwei: "…"

mouth area.

Maybe Xiao Shenwei's resentment was too deep. Rong Yun promised to make bone soup noodles for him when he arrived in Daxing, which made Xiao Shenwei's sullen black qi dissipate a little.

They avoided the direction of the wolves' footprints and walked cautiously through the wasteland.

Then Xiao Shenwei, who has been in the safe zone since the end of the mourning era, started the harassment mode by healing the wounded in exchange for living resources.

A lizard crawled by.

Xiao Shenwei: "Is it delicious?"

Rong Yun: "It's not delicious."

A sand snake swam by.

Xiao Shenwei: "Is it delicious?"

Rong Yun: "...Poisonous."

Xiao Shenwei: "I'm a zombie." Maybe not afraid of poison?

Rong Yun: "...some zombies have been poisoned to death."

Xiao Shenwei: "Good eight."

A row of carrion birds flitted across the sky.

Xiao Shenwei: "Is it delicious?"

Rong Yun: "..." Are you serious?

Until a tortoise the size of a heavy truck wheel slowly crawled past.

Xiao Shenwei didn't speak, just looked at Rong Yun faintly.

Rong Yun nodded with difficulty.

"!" Xiao Shenwei's eyes lit up.

"But the shell of this thing is too hard to kill. I haven't killed it before, so I don't know how to deal with it." Rong Yun said.

Then he watched helplessly as Xiao Shenwei pulled the handbrake for him and jumped out of the car.

After a burst of dust outside the car, a zombie surnamed Xiao came out of the smoke, dragging a tortoise whose shell was violently torn open in his hand, staring at the dead tortoise.

Xiao Shenwei: "Kill it."

Jung Yoon:…

He looked at the tortoise and felt as desperate as the tortoise.

In the end, Xiao Shenwei, who was dragged into the car by Rong Yun, sat in the seat and thought for a long time.

...Have I been forcibly demoted by a zombie virus recently?

I always feel like my brain is getting more and more useless.

Xiao Shenwei felt a little flustered when he thought of those ordinary zombies who had almost no brains and only knew how to follow that little bit of consciousness to forage around.

He turned his head and took out a piece of paper from the storage box in front of the car, and started writing and drawing with a pen.

Rong Yun: "...what are you doing?"

Xiao Shenwei didn't look up: "I'm doing Sudoku."

See if you are really stupid.

Rong Yun: "?"

A good zombie, just say crazy... Wait, didn't you say this not long ago?

Not to mention the various things on the car.

In the end, they did not bring the poor tortoise into the car, but ran over the yellow sand and rode on the dust, smearing the car exhaust on the tortoise's face.

Although, the tortoise's body was already cold.

The noon sun scorched the earth, and even the air near the ground was distorted by the rising heat.

The **** smell of tortoises attracts predators in the wasteland.

A small group of hyenas gathered around to tear at their prey, and scavengers circled the sky, hoping to grab some scraps when the hyenas dispersed.

These hyenas ran out of the zoo after the end of the mourning. After alienation, they have already reproduced a large and small group.

In this day and age, it is not surprising that any animal appears in the wasteland.

To some extent, the alienated beasts are surprisingly adaptable to the environment.

However, just behind the sand **** not far from the hyena group, a white shadow was staring at the tortoise surrounded by the herd, salivating.

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Fried tomatoes and potato chips today.

is eating,

Mom: Hey, I heard that tomatoes cannot be fried with potatoes.

Me: why?

Mom: It will lose nutrients.

Me: So? Delicious and finished, is it important to be nutritious?

Mom ignores me

Then she took a big mouthful of vegetables.

emmmmm, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. It's delicious and it's over?