"It is said that there is a way to make a perpetual motion machine."
"As long as two cats fold the cat's paws together, according to the theorem of ‘cat’s paws are always on’, the paws of the two cats will form perpetual motion."
"Hahahaha Dahei don't fight, don't fight!"
The little black cat lay on top of Mingyou's head, and the cat's paw slapped Mingyou's forehead vigorously.
I'm so angry! Isn't it a sudden onset of obsessive-compulsive disorder! you laugh! stop laughing!
After being washed, the color of the fur became brighter, and the monkey gleaming like gold scratched his head.
Is the little bald monkey bullied?
But why does the little bald monkey laugh so loudly?
The little gray wolf glanced at the yellow-haired monkey. Are you stupid? His Royal Highness Cat's paw has been patted for so long, and there is not even a red mark on the forehead of the Little Spirit Beast Master. Do you believe he said that he patted it hard?
The yellow-haired monkey scratched his head again.
It's too complicated for the monkey to understand.
The yellow-haired monkeys have returned to the team, so naturally they will hold a naming convention again.
Mingyou: "Speaking of big monkeys, it is naturally Monkey King!"
"Then rhubarb."
Mingyou: "You may not know what Sun Wukong means, I will give you a brief story of "Journey to the West"!"
"Sure enough, it can only be rhubarb."
Mingyou: "In fact, it's not bad to be called Big Brother."
"What's the name of yellow hair not called rhubarb? It was decided that it was rhubarb."
Mingyou: "...Is it called Daikin anyway? This is obviously a golden monkey?"
"Who agrees and who opposes? Okay, unanimously. You will be called Rhubarb from now on." Arthur cat clapped his paw.
Mingyou, who didn't count the votes, could only squat in the corner and draw circles.
The yellow-haired monkey continued to scratch his head.
Rhubarb is rhubarb, he doesn't care much about the name. But the little bald monkey seems to be sad, don't you persuade?
Arthur cat jumped on the rhubarb head: "Why do you keep scratching your head, are there fleas on your head?"
Arthur cat pulled and pulled, and pulled out a long scarred wound from the monkey hair.
Arthur Cat: "..."
Arthur Cat: "Stupid you!!!"
Mingyou was frightened by Arthur's cat's scream and jumped up like a cat: "What's the matter...why is such a big scar! Let me take a look at me!"
Arthur cat jumped aside, Mingyou began to check the wounds of the yellow-haired monkey.
After inspection, Mingyou found that the wound was caused by the teeth of the wild beast, not the old wounds suffered by the yellow-haired monkey on the battlefield.
"There is congestion in the brain. This congestion may be the culprit that caused Rhubarb's memory loss." The Xingmeng's therapeutic equipment is very advanced and can directly perform fluoroscopy. Mingyou said after the Rhubarb examination, "There is not much congestion, and it is wrapped in energy. Thank God. Spirit beasts are energy life forms. Daily massage and acupuncture should speed up the absorption of congestion."
Mingyou took out the acupuncture box from the system space, opened it with a "pop", and neatly arranged several rows of silver needles of different lengths inside. The longest silver needle is actually palm-length.
Numerous fluffy people who were demented and not demented all stepped back, looking at Mingyou with horrified eyes.
Use this stuff to pierce your head? you sure?
"Relax! Absolutely no problem!" Mingyou slapped his chest, but no fluffy believed him.
The yellow-haired monkey shrank behind the big white bear, hugging his knees and trembling.
Monkey can't do it! Monkey can't! Monkey can't do it!
"It doesn't hurt, it really doesn't hurt." Mingyou said, "Don't hide from the doctor, this is the energy stone acupuncture box, this is the only one in the All Star Alliance, I have not found a substitute, it is super precious! Believe me, what is wrong with it? It's all gone!"
Arthur Cat felt that he was too small and very insecure, so he changed back to Arthur Tiger, trying to use his huge size to embolden him: "Xiaoyou, are you sure it's okay to stick this down?"
The big white bear glanced at his house.
Why isn't it called Duoyou at this time? Your Highness, I have never seen you so persuaded before.
"It's really okay." Mingyou tried to round his apricot eyes, trying to make his expression look convincing, "Although I haven't tried it on spirit beasts, it must be okay!"
In the system, I have passed the acupuncture and moxibustion examination with an S-level evaluation! As long as it is an energy life form, I can show it to you!
Although I haven't tried it on spirit beasts...
Even the Great White Bear couldn't help but shudder.
"Why haven't I seen you use it before?" Arthur Hu's face wrinkled, and he was very worried.
It's not that he doesn't believe in Mingyou, it's just that... this head piercing is different from piercing other places. Mingyou couldn't produce convincing evidence, he really didn't dare to let Mingyou get started.
It's really big!
"It's too expensive, so I can only redeem it now." Mingyou said.
All the plushs know that Mingyou has a learning optical brain, just like the optical brain when they were in school, they must complete exams and homework and get credits before they can get rewards from the optical brain.
But this is not the point they want to understand. It's a brain piercing or something, or...
"Try to find the wild beast first." Arthur Hu finally made a decision by patting the meat mat. "If the wild beast is okay, let Xiao Yuzha have a look. There is nothing wrong with the big wound in his head, and he was stabbed by a needle. There won't be any big problems at once."
Little Gray Wolf frowned: "Your Highness, please think twice."
Arthur Hu said: "The problem in Rhubarb's head, don't believe Mingyou, can you trust other people? Do we dare to ask other doctors to perform brain surgery on Rhubarb?"
The little wolf is speechless.
According to normal thinking, the medical skills of the old doctors who have been in medicine for many years are naturally more trustworthy than the childish little spirit beast masters. But now they have determined that psychic animalology is fundamentally wrong. In other words, the current treatment plan may be completely different for the spirit beast.
After the spirit beast of the energy body is injured, if it cannot return to its human form, it can almost heal itself. So Mingyou has no experience, and the doctors are also inexperienced.
The veterans of the Academy of Sciences once said that they wanted to "practice" with spirit beasts. But donating the corpse is nothing more than a human experiment that can't even be revealed by scientific principles is tantamount to murder.
Since the advancement of science requires the spirit beasts to make sacrifices, why not choose to let the little spirit beast masters who have saved them come?
"This is really no problem." Mingyou slapped his head, and then remembered that in this world, acupuncture is not common sense. "I will pass on the theory to you. Although the body structure of an energy life body mimics a living thing, it is still essentially the same. Energy, so the silver needle wrapped in energy will not be recognized by the immune system of the spirit beast as a foreign body, causing rejection."
"These silver needles are good energy conductors, equivalent to a needle tube... Alas, it's hard to explain in terms of words, let's take a look at the information!"
Only then did the little idiot Ming pass the relevant information to them. There are texts, videos, and pictures in the data, which are simple and easy to understand. After all, this is the most basic treatment in the world of elves, which is almost the same as tying a band-aid on the hand.
The new information is an improved version suitable for this world after the system combines the information of the spirit beast. When Mingyou perfected the encyclopedia of spirit beasts, the system's database was constantly enriched, and many skill trees cultivated by spirit beasts were added.
Mingyou now spends the knowledge value like water, sneaking into the system to learn every night.
Now he dared to pat his chest proudly, even Da Hei, who used him as a pillow and quilt, couldn't notice that he stayed up late to study again.
Mingyou missed his mouth when introducing the information, and Arthur Hu looked at Mingyou very badly.
His eyes seemed to be looking at which part of Mingyou's mouth is good, and then opened his big mouth, and bit this young man who never learned how to behave to death.
The big white bear paws his forehead.
The little wolf shrugged silently.
Right, he just said that the little spirit beast master was raised by His Royal Highness to be more and more similar to His Highness.
Sincerely admit your mistakes, and you won't correct them after repeated teachings.
Mingyou also found out that she was overwhelmed and then missed her mouth. She covered her mouth in horror and shook her head vigorously.
I'm not that I don't have, Da Hei listen to me explain!
The **** cat shook his head vigorously, his ears pattering.
I don’t listen, I don’t listen, I’m so stupid you wait! After the yellow-haired monkey is rescued, let's see how I can clean you up! At least thinking about the wall and reviewing by hand, absolutely indispensable!
Mingyou QAQ.
I don't want to be overwhelmed anymore.
"Your optical brain is not only a learning system, but also has very powerful data processing capabilities. It is equivalent to a super optical brain." Arthur Hu gave Mingyou a vicious look before he started to say business, "I will help you with this. When you report it, you say that your optical brain is a super optical brain that has collected all the research data on the whole spirit beast planet, and it is the crystallization of the knowledge of the spirit beast masters."
"This super optical brain binds your vital characteristics, and only you can use it. It is also equivalent to a learning optical brain. Only when you pass the exam and learn enough knowledge can you unlock the next system."
"Except for study and exams, other methods of hard unlocking will cause the light brain to self-destruct. The destruction of the civilization of the spirit beast masters makes them not trust anyone other than your descendants."
"Do you understand?" Arthur Hu asked.
Mingyou nodded hard, listened and understood!
should!
Should...should?
"I will sort out this passage and send it to you. You will memorize it." Arthur Hu stuck his paw on it and shook Mingyou's head from side to side. The tofu in his head was mixed with water and frozen. The scum ding dong.
Fool!
Arthur Tiger's two cat paws held Mingyou's head and shook violently, wishing to shake out all the tofu residue in his head, almost shaking Mingyou into a concussion.
The little gray wolf lay on the ground and sighed deeply.
I hope my companions will wake up quickly, and we will work together to protect this little fool.
Although the little gray wolf looked disgusted, his eyes were full of smiles.
Perhaps for their group of warriors who have seen too much darkness, although Mingyou is so talented in the cultivation of knowledge and music of spirit beasts, other aspects are simpler and easier to understand than white paper. They will accept it as their family without any complaints.
After all, they have encountered enough betrayals.
Mingyou was disgusted by the fluffy family raised, but his treatment plan passed.
It's not that the spirit beasts don't have the courage to dedicate themselves to science, but you have to give a more reliable plan anyway. Like the kind of application submitted by the Academy of Sciences, "I don't know what I want to study, I will try to dissect a spirit beast". Who will agree?
Arthur Tiger spouted his nose. When he was in the video with his eldest brother, he snapped the printed academic papers. "Look, even the mentally retarded Ming is suspecting that there is a problem with the spirit beast research system of our Star Alliance. Ask me whether Starting from the life habits of the wild beasts or starting from the daily observation of the spirit beasts, it will not make the cultivation and learning of the spirit beasts fall behind."
"What can I say, I can only fool him, saying that everyone is just looking in the wrong direction, but in fact they are still working very hard."
"Fart hard! The Star Alliance has been in peace for too long. The S-level supernatural power has become a display, and it is easy to use it. It is like a tactical threat weapon. It has been idle forever. Many people in the Star Alliance are too lazy to do maintenance. , I also said that the people in remote areas are still grazing. With this money, it is better to improve people's livelihood!"
"Anyway, there is no war in the Star League, and spirit beasts are of no use. You can just make do with it!"
"As a result, the war broke out. The logistics couldn't keep up, the medical treatment couldn't keep up, and the cooperation couldn't keep up. It all relied on the life and willpower of the S-level ability person to fill it!"
"In the end, those **** said it was our fault. If we let a few more spirit beasts do their unreliable human experiments, the research will be done soon? If they come up with academic papers like Duyou, I will take the lead. Volunteer for them!"
His Majesty Aldridge made no sound. He read the paper first, then turned his head and said to the person next to him: "Teacher, what do you think?"
"Simple and easy to understand, you can directly use it as a training manual." Neil Grett slammed the ground with a stick. "The veterans of the Academy of Sciences have been completely corroded by capital. They hold the right to speak in the cultivation of spirit beasts. In order to defend the huge interest chain derived from the cultivation of spirit beasts."
"Before we cast a rat avoidance device, but now with Xiaoyou, it's time for the Senate Association to disband."
"It's best to solve all of this before Xiaoyou walks into the public eye. I don't want him to be hurt by the Star Alliance again." Arthur Tiger typed wildly with his claws.
"Take good care of him." Seeing that his brother had returned to his former liveliness and arrogance, his serious face could not contain the relief and smile.
"Of course." Arthur Tiger's tail was raised high.
That's the stupid blessing of his family, he doesn't take care of anyone.
After arranging the matter to his brother, Arthur Hu walked on tiptoe to the "treatment room" newly renovated by Xiaotian.
In the treatment room, there is a yellow-haired monkey **** by a big five-flowered monkey.
The yellow-haired monkey couldn't read the paper, and he still thought he couldn't.
So he was **** by Wuhuada.
Here, Arthur Tiger is the boss, and Arthur Tiger said yes, then it is completely okay.
"Don't move, you don't want to get more needles after the needle is stuck?" Mingyou persuaded him with his simple and kind expression, "If you move too much, make a click, If the needle is broken in the head, it is time to open the skull to find the tip of the needle."
"Hey, looking for a needle in your mind, can it also be called a needle in a haystack?" Mingyou thought that he had found a very funny joke and quickly shared it with the fluffy people beside him.
The other plushs shivered.
What a joke! Why is it so cold? It makes your back chill!
"Isn't it funny? I think it's funny." Ming Xiaoyou, who is still annoyed by the difference between his smile and the fluffy people today, sighed slightly.
The yellow-haired monkey is stiff.
It is stiffer than the ice sculpture made by the big white bear.
He even breathed carefully, fearing that the muscle tremor caused by breathing was too great, so that the energy needle "clicked" and broke in his head, allowing the little bald monkey to find a needle in a haystack.
Arthurhu stroked his big tail that was exploded into a fairy stick, and silently exited the treatment room.
Do you know how terrible what he said? He guesses he really doesn't know, right?
Fortunately, he is not the one who has his head.
…
Although it was terrifying, Mingyou was right. Acupuncture is indeed a small treatment, as long as it is a spirit beast master, he can do it.
That is to say, the place where the acupuncture and moxibustion was this time was the head, which made a lot of fluffy frightened. If Mingyou exchanged out the acupuncture box early and gave the **** cat a leg, no one would object to it.
The effect of acupuncture treatment is very good. The energy needle pierces the energy membrane on the surface of the congestion, and introduces the energy in Mingyou into the wound of the yellow-haired monkey, and guides the energy in the yellow-haired monkey to re-flow, and drives the congestion to flow to less important parts, so as to relieve the damage. Suppression of the memory area.
Mingyou initially estimated that after a dozen or twenty more visits, the congestion in Rhubarb's head would disappear, and then the scars would be treated.
Because rhubarb has a strong stress response to acupuncture, in order to calm the emotions of rhubarb, Mingyou set acupuncture and moxibustion once every two days to give rhubarb a psychological buffer time for one day.
Rhubarb squatted on the ground and covered his head. Although he did feel that the pain in his head was getting better, the "joke" of "finding a needle in a haystack" left a strong psychological shadow on him, and it was really difficult for him to receive treatment happily.
After the first treatment, they stayed here for a few days.
The young leaves and fruits of the big tree are very suitable for spirit beasts. Mingyou and Xiaotian analyzed the big tree, and after getting the analysis report, they could ask the Star Alliance government to search for trees of similar subjects, narrowing the scope of finding food for spirit beasts.
On the surface, Mingyou was still silly and silly every day, but when sleeping with the **** cat in his arms at night, he dropped a few more golden beans.
The **** cat's paw pulled Mingyou's little head into his collar: "What's the matter?"
Mingyou said dullly: "Distressed."
The **** cat sighed: "Distressed the big monkey?"
Mingyou hugged the **** cat's neck tightly: "I love you. I love the spirit beast."
"I have learned most of the current basic knowledge of the cultivation of spirit beasts. Injured spirit beasts basically take stocking treatments to integrate them into the wild beast group, which is said to enhance their self-healing ability."
"Although this method is really not wrong, the Star Alliance did not find a way to heal the spirit beast, so it let the spirit beast find it by instinct. Instead of letting people who don't understand anything mess around, rely on the spirit beast's own survival instinct. , Maybe the only way."
"You said that there is currently no record of a spirit beast dying in the hands of a wild beast. But not dead does not mean that there is no injury. Even if the wound is healed in the end, the wounds you have suffered, the pain and torture you have experienced, it does not mean that it will disappear. Up."
"It's like rhubarb. After a long time, the blood in his head will disappear automatically, his memory will be restored, and his scars will fall off. But what about the pain and torture he has suffered during this period? Just forget it?"
"You said that people who study the cultivation of spirit beasts have done their best. I believe you, I may be arrogant... but is there really no way? Even if you use a tracker on the spirit beast, look for it from the life trajectory of the spirit beast What is the way to heal spirit beasts?"
The more Mingyou speaks, the more aggrieved, it seems that the scars and pain are his own experience.
"Well... this, it's a very complicated reason." Arthur Tiger tilted his head up, alas, I can't keep it any longer.
But he really didn't want to tell Mingyou these nasty things.
What does he want to say? To the long-paced Star Alliance, spirit beasts are like weapons that have been used for a long time and are extremely expensive to maintain? Is it normal to rust after a long time?
Normal fart.
But this is the fact.
Especially, under the premise of underdeveloped research on spirit beasts, most of the S-level abilities capable of transforming beasts are good for many generations, and being in a high position makes them risky to participate in research, which is really embarrassing for them.
Even if there are spirit beasts with a poor family background, as S-rank supernatural beings, they are all treasures of the Star Alliance, and life-threatening experiments are impossible for them to participate.
The Star Covenant has been at peace for a long time, and the Star Covenant army usually fights with the Star Pirates. S-level supernatural powers are enough. They rarely use the form of spirit beasts. The possibility of injury and weakness is very low, and naturally there is no Urgent desire to "become stronger" at the risk.
Under this prerequisite, the study of psychic zoology has been solidified for a long time, forming a strong chain of interests.
For example, the animal breeding, a breeding base is a resource star, and the cost can be imagined. Of course, with such a large expenditure, the profits are also eye-watering.
If the foundation of spiritual animal science is overthrown, it is equivalent to that the huge interest groups built on this foundation will all be overthrown. This is like the elimination of old industries by new industries, and it is bound to attract strong resistance from old interest groups.
In the era of peace, this chain of interests involves too much. If it is rashly broken, it will cause strong social problems. Even his brother can only hold his nose and endure it.
However, a war tore up all the peaceful masks and disrupted the originally stable old interest groups.
The Zerg poses a threat to the Star Alliance and injects a booster to the development of the Star Alliance. At least the families of the S-rank supernaturalists will never tolerate the best children of their own family, once again suffering the serious harm that could have been avoided in this war.
The stratum of S-level supernatural powers was originally a serious overlap with the old interest groups. The war tore apart their alliance of interests, and the time for reform has come.
Mingyou is not only the fuse, but also the core of this change, so Arthur is not willing to let Mingyou know too much.
Mingyou's sentimental temperament must be overthinking.
Arthur would not let Mingyou come out to attract firepower, he would block all the flames of war and darkness from the sight of this poor enough young man. Young people only need to be happy to do research, raise spirit beasts, broadcast live broadcasts, and earn a little money.
What kind of conflicts of interest, what kind of humanity is dark, what kind of class struggle, if these are to worry scientists, who will do the research?
The establishment of the Senate Council was originally based on the original intention of allowing scientists to do experiments purely, but they deviated from their original intention.
But the fact that the veterans will be bad does not mean that the original intention is wrong.
In terms of conspiracy and tricks, Mingyou had a simple mind to the terrifying level of freezing tofu dregs. This was a congenital mental retardation and could not be cured by the day after tomorrow. Arthur had given up the treatment of Mingyou. Ming Youqing did his best to rescue the eleven interstellar heroes who often dealt with various conspiracies and conspiracies. They also let their little spirit beast masters worry about those sordid things. Do their interstellar heroes lose face?
"If it's very complicated, don't tell me." Seeing the **** cat embarrassed, Mingyou burst into laughter, "I am very self-knowledge of how many catties my brain is, and Da Hei can't handle things, so I listened to it. Worry for nothing."
"I will cure you and raise you white and fat. In the future, other spirit beasts who have been bullied will be sent to me. I can't do other things, and raising spirit beasts is absolutely no problem. "After Mingyou let a few golden beans take away the anxiety in my heart, he regained his blind and optimistic nature, "I have raised all of you in vain and fat!"
Big black cat black line: "Forget it if you are white and fat."
"Yes, **** is black and fat at best, not white." Mingyou 0_0.
The **** cat kicked Mingyou off the bed.
Fool! Lessons owed!
Mingyou climbed onto the bed, clinging to the **** cat like an octopus, and the **** cat couldn't kick it off.
Arthur Tiger: Qi becomes the ears of an airplane! !
…
"Ah, Xiaoyou's heart is clear, but I don't want us to worry, so I never said it." After listening to Arthur Hu's complaint, the big white bear sighed, "We haven't done enough, so Xiaoyou is worried."
The yellow-haired monkey squatted on the ground, like a gangster.
Ah, did the little bald monkey cry for me? I am such a big monkey, but was sympathized by a little bald monkey? Too shameless! No, I have to show my strength to the little bald monkey!
So Mingyou received a lot of fruits and young leaves from the yellow-haired monkey every day.
They are all good ingredients with plenty of energy.
Mingyou happily picked up the rhubarb monkey in circles: "Rhubarb is too powerful!"
The yellow-haired monkey was picked up by the little bald monkey, and lifted up in circles like a child.
When he fell on the ground, the whole monkey was not good.
This little bald monkey...really...is it the weakest of them?
The yellow-haired monkey is petrified.
"It's good to get used to it." The little gray wolf was already very calm.
The yellow-haired monkey squatted on the ground and cried.
His weak and poor family, he said that he would protect it? How to protect it so strong?
Arthur Tiger glanced at the yellow-haired monkey with disdain.
Mingyou is strong, but stupid. After you recover your memory, you can use your brain to protect him.
The yellow-haired monkey is holding his head.
I'm so smart after recovering my memory?
The big white bear and the little gray wolf looked at each other, not wanting to admit this in their hearts.
The yellow-haired monkey is indeed their think tank. But he really has too many bad faults, and he is very ill-fated, which makes it difficult to have respect for him.
"Dahei Dahei! There are so many new foods this time. Do you want to start a live broadcast and smoke some new food to send out?" Mingyou thought suddenly, "They just tasted the spirit beast food I made through sympathy in the live broadcast room. Maybe you don’t trust the food very much?"
“Before the ingredients were limited, I couldn’t bear to draw the nutrition cubes. And they just got the nutrition cubes, they just solved the gluttony, they couldn’t copy them. Now these are all local ingredients. After I give them the preparation method, I will draw some food out. , They think it is delicious, should they be able to do it?"
"I want other spirit beasts to taste the energetic food sooner." Mingyou said uncertainly. "After they start to pick their mouths, the people who make the food might improve their own craftsmanship, right?"
Arthur Tiger cat paws the floor: "The suggestion is feasible, just do it!"
Although Duoyou has a simple mind, people with simple minds can sometimes come up with simple and violent ways to break the game.
As expected of my stupid family! Big cat-style slanted mouth proudly!
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