After I Lost My Job, I Went Home To Farm

Coinciding with the weekend, the number of tourists who came on the second day increased a lot, and some of them drove over after seeing the beautiful video of the village before.

When they drove to the entrance of the village, they were stopped by a crazy woman, "Five yuan for parking and ten yuan for tickets."

The tourists were very surprised: "Didn't you say you need parking fees and tickets?"

The old lady Ma, who was holding a bamboo pole in the middle of the road, asked for money with confidence: "Will you give it? You can't go in if you don't give it."

Tourists are not taking advantage of them, and naturally they will not give them: "My friend came only yesterday, and he doesn't want tickets at all. You are extorting and extorting, do you know that you are going to jail?"

Mrs. Ma doesn't care about this, "You have to pay tickets to travel to other places? What's wrong with me charging ten yuan for tickets? If you don't give it to love, don't go in if you don't give it."

The tourist asked her: "Then you are not a developed scenic spot, why do we buy tickets? And do you have a business license? How dare you sit here and collect money?"

Madam Ma didn't listen at all: "This is the land of our village. You drove in and crushed our roads and flowers and plants. What's wrong with charging some fees? I haven't asked you to lose money!"

"Forget it, don't talk to her, just give her ten dollars and give it to her." Some people were impatient to talk to Mrs. Ma. Everyone drove for a few hours just to see the flower sea, and it was impossible to go back when they got to the door. ? And ten dollars is not expensive, just spend money to avoid disaster.

"You give it, we won't give it." A young man with a peaked cap didn't want to get used to Mrs. Ma. He clicked with his mobile phone, and then patted Mrs. Ma's wrinkled face: "Everyone. Take a look, this old lady is charging indiscriminately, is a broken village worth ten yuan to see? If it wasn't for the big shot video, who would come to see flowers in a place where birds don't shit?"

After one person complained, the others followed suit, and even the person who just said that spending money to avoid disasters was reluctant to give it: "That is, it is your honor to see flowers in your village, you still put away the money? Think about money. Are you crazy?"

"Then don't go in!" Mrs. Ma snorted, she was here today anyway, and no one would want to enter the village under her nose.

"Take a picture of her ugly face asking for money and post it online to see who else dares to come to this village in the future."

The young man is a well-known video anchor: "I'm running a live broadcast, and tens of thousands of people are watching it!"

"Let's see, netizens say they will never come to this place to check in..." The young man picked out a few netizens' comments and read: "It's not that the old people are bad, but the bad people are getting old. Yes! Everyone! Look how bad this guy is!"

"What?" Although Mrs. Ma didn't understand what a live broadcast was, she understood when the young man called her a bad person. She jumped up and took a picture of the young man's phone, "No filming, what filming is allowed."

The young man's mobile phone fell to the ground with a snap, and it fell on the stone. The screen instantly shattered into pieces, and he was so angry that he suddenly swears, "XX!"

Madam Ma immediately took a step back, "It has nothing to do with me."

"It has nothing to do with you?" The young man reached out and grabbed Mrs. Ma's sleeve to prevent her from running away: "I only spent ten thousand yuan on the phone! You must pay today!"

When Mrs. Ma heard that it cost more than 10,000 yuan, she immediately sat down on the ground and began to perform slapstick, "Hey, someone beat someone! My hand hurts! My stomach hurts!"

The young man was fooled by Mrs. Ma's behavior, "Are you still unreasonable? You broke my mobile phone, and you tried to deceive me?"

The rest of the people also helped: "Yes, how can you be like this, an old lady?"

"You all bully me, a lonely old man! It's unreasonable! You will be punished!" Madam Ma cried so hard, as if she had been beaten all over her body.

Madam Ma used this trick to beat the shrew of the surrounding production teams with her 'fake and real' crying skills. This skill is not built!

The tourists knew that the old lady was pretending, but they had goosebumps when they heard the cry, "My scalp is numb."

"Young man, call the police! We have a video to testify for you." The tourist raised his mobile phone and signaled that it was recorded. As for the rest, they couldn't help!

The police from the town came over very soon, and they had a headache when they saw Mrs. Ma. They were all villagers in the town, and they had heard of Mrs. Ma's reputation to some extent.

The police called the village chief to mediate the matter of compensation for the mobile phone.

Originally, the village chief who was still at home dreaming of being named 'the first village chief of the new countryside' rushed over with anger, and pressed his anger to persuade Aunt Ma, who was lying on the ground, "Aunt Ma, this is the case. I also understand the cause and effect, it is indeed your fault, if you break someone's mobile phone, you should pay for it."

Mrs. Ma refused to admit it: "He took the mobile phone and stabbed me in the face. I can't push him away? I was beaten by him."

"Isn't it because you are charging arbitrarily? When do you need tickets when you come to our village?" The village chief was so angry that he wanted to create a scenic spot while the online reviews were good, but such a hindrance came! What kind of sin did he do to get involved with a villager like Aunt Ma?

Madam Ma said with a guilty conscience: "I...I didn't see so many people driving to crush the land in our village yesterday? I just thought about collecting money to repair the road, and I was also thinking of the village. ."

"The tourists come to see the flowers planted by Gu's family. Even if there is a fee, the family will come to collect it, and it will not be your turn to come!" The village chief's words are a bit evasive. This is the old lady's idea alone, and the village , and he has nothing to do with the village chief.

When it comes to the old lady Gu's family, she is even more angry, "It's all my fault. If she hadn't planted so many flowers, would these people be able to come? There are footprints everywhere, and I haven't asked her to compensate!"

Young people don't want to listen to a few people shirk their responsibilities: "Don't talk about others, and quickly lose money."

"I don't have any money! I won't pay! It's not my fault! Go to the Gu family if you want!" Madam Ma directly possessed Su Daqiang, holding her waist and howling, "My back hurts, my tailbone hurts. …”

Gu Yinan, who was cued, thought it was inexplicable, that Mrs. Ma ran to charge indiscriminately and caused an accident. What does it have to do with me? "Whoever breaks it will go to whom."

The person who came to inform also felt ashamed: "Aunt Ma can't afford to pay, so she has been relying on your family."

"If she can't afford it, she will find her son!" Gu Yinan glanced at the person in disgust: "Looking for me? What do you think?"

"It's too shameless." Grandma Gu scorned Madam Ma very much. "She is the most stubborn. No one in the village has as much money as her. She can't afford it? She just doesn't want to."

"I told you, if she doesn't pay, she will be taken to jail!"

The villagers also felt that it was unreasonable to ask the Gu family to pay compensation, but the village chief asked her to inform her, so she could only come over once: "Anyway, the village chief asked me to call you over, so you should go over there and have a look."

"The village chief is too useless." Grandma Gu was someone who had a fight with Mrs. Ma, and was not afraid of Mrs. Ma at all, so she ran towards the entrance of the village with the stinky durian meat that Gu Yinan bought.

As soon as she arrived at the entrance of the village, she heard various scoldings from Mrs. Ma, her ears were very dirty, and Grandma Gu pushed away the onlookers. He rode directly onto Madam Ma who was lying on the ground, stuffed the durian into Madam Ma's mouth, and slapped her with a few slaps, "It's a good day, but you're just messing around here every day. Hey, still want to rely on our family? No way!"

Madam Ma, who was gagged and unable to make a sound, roared and glared at Grandma Gu resentfully.

Grandma Gu slapped a few more times, "I know that Yi Lao sells the old, who is not an old man anymore? I am older than you, so what if I hit you? Let's see what trouble you are making!"

The tourists watched this scene and applauded the warriors secretly, playing well!

The villagers covered their noses each: "It stinks, is it shit?"

When Mrs. Ma heard it was shit, she was so disgusted that she vomited, "vomit..."

"It stinks! Vomiting..." People who were not used to the smell of durian saw Madam Ma vomit, and vomited.

A tourist child said crisply: "It's not Baba, it's durian."

Hearing that it was durian, the village chief was relieved, it's not like that! Without haste, he walked up and pulled Grandma Gu away, "Aunt Gu, what are you doing?"

"What am I doing?" Grandma Gu rolled up her sleeves, pointed at the village chief's nose and scolded: "What is wrong with you, village chief? She goes crazy and you go crazy with her? If her son doesn't pay, if they don't accompany them, they will be arrested and imprisoned! What are you doing to us? What does it have to do with us?"

In fact, the village chief saw that there were more and more tourists, and it was not an option to block the entrance of the village. He wanted to get Mrs. Ma away first, but he did not expect to provoke another warrior.

But fortunately this Aunt Gu is a reasonable person! Thinking of this, the village chief breathed a sigh of relief, "Aunt Gu, there are more and more tourists, how about we go to my house to have a good talk and let the tourists go in to see the flowers first?"

Gu Yinan saw that the village chief was afraid that this incident would affect the reputation of the village, and he was amused. In this Internet age, things can be spread all over the country in less than ten minutes.

"Village Chief, this matter is very clear. There is nothing to talk about. If she should make compensation, she will make compensation. If she doesn't make compensation, she will be taken to the police station. What's so controversial about this?"

Gu Yinan has a beautiful appearance and a clear and sweet voice. The surprised tourists involuntarily took out their mobile phones to take pictures of her. Oh my God, what kind of beauty is this?

Madam Ma: "I have no money! I won't pay! You can find her if you want."

The police had a headache and really wanted to leave. "Old lady, they didn't damage the phone, but you did. What's the use of making trouble with us? If you don't want us to take you to the police station, you should honestly compensate the phone."

Mrs. Ma looks like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water: "I won't pay! I have no money!"

The police were really pissed, "Her son hasn't gotten through yet?"

The village chief was also helpless, "No."

Madam Ma looked proud, as if she knew that the call could not be made through, Gu Yinan snorted: "Then take her directly to the police station, and wait for her son to take money to redeem people."

Gu Yinan spoke lightly, but the person who could listen couldn't help but want to execute it, "Yes, take it to the police station and make a note by the way."

"I'm not going, I'm not going..." Madam Ma broke free from the police's hand, covered her heart, and shouted angrily: "Oh my heart hurts, I must have suffered a heart attack, I'm going I can't breathe."

"Have you watched too many TV series?" Gu Yinan sneered, "Since the acting is going to be a full set, in order to prevent you from dying in the middle of the road, I will call you 120, and I will pay for the fare!"

Song Huai, who did not know when he arrived, walked to Gu Yinan's side, "Don't call, I have already contacted the mental hospital."

Gu Yinan looked at Song Huai who was approaching in surprise, and nodded with a smile: "It makes sense, if you are sick, you need to be treated!"

"Who are you? Can you control it? What's your business? You are mentally ill!" Madam Ma shouted, punching and kicking the people who were close to her: "I tell you, if you get hurt I, you can't take responsibility."

The tourists really didn't have a good impression of Mrs. Ma, and also echoed: "I also think she is mentally ill, so I will arrest her and lock her up."

"That is, if you are sick, you have to be healed."

Song Huai didn't joke, and really called the doctor from the mental hospital.

The doctor came to examine the manic old lady Ma, and found that she indeed had symptoms of schizophrenia. After using a sedative on her, she was taken to the hospital.

The police are very baffled by this. How did they change from a party in a civil dispute to a mentally ill person?

The young man was a little bit broken, and asked online: The neurotic old lady broke his mobile phone, can he make a claim?

The author has something to say: Good morning!