After I Possessed the Tmall Genie of the School Adonis

Lu Yunfei said indifferently: "This question is too difficult, it's rare that I have been separated."

Bian Jinyuan froze for a moment, and then reacted, probably because the data of the English version of "Snow White" was not saved.

"Then sing an English nursery rhyme?"

Lu Yunfei: "...This question is too difficult, it's rare that I have been separated."

Bian Jinyuan thought it needed a specific track, so he thought about it and said, "Play "MaryHadaLittleLamb"."

Lu Yunfei said calmly:

Mary has a little lamb

He's all white and fur

Wherever mary goes

He always runs with

…

Bian Jinyuan:...

Lu Yunfei looked at him speechless, triumphant, hum, you have Zhang Liangji, I have a wall ladder, do you understand the English translation?

Bian Jinyuan pondered that the Tmall Elf in front of him estimated that there was no English data implanted when he appeared on the stage, so English songs can be sung in Chinese. No wonder Liu Jie dismissed it as artificial mental retardation and gave this Tmall wizard to herself.

Speaking seriously, Bian Jinyuan doesn't actually know Tmall Elves, and his living environment makes him have no time or money to pay attention to them. He only saw Liu Ling playing with this small red square box in the store when Liu Ling received the express.

At that time Liu Ying said to him, "This is called Tmall Elf, artificial intelligence."

When he saw this small square box again, Liu Ling asked him disgustingly, "Do you want this stuff? What kind of artificial intelligence? It's obviously artificially retarded."

"No." Bian Jinyuan refused.

"Or take it, don't you have a younger brother? Although this stuff is silly, but it tells a story, it's just for your brother to play."

When Liu Ling said that, Bian Jinyuan was a little shaken. He thought for a while, and finally took over the Tmall wizard. He was going to give Liu Yu the money, but Liu Yu was so angry that he patted the table and said to him, "Don't ask for it, I'll throw it away in a while, you are really going to **** me off!"

Bian Jinyuan was afraid that she would be really angry, so he had to accept the matter, and didn't dare to raise money. After all, Liu Ying is the owner of the cake shop where he works now.

Seeing that his brother stopped talking, Shuangshuang asked him, "Brother, what caused Mindray?"

Bian Jinyuan listened to her immature words and said softly, "It's an English children's song."

"Don't Tmall Elves?"

"It doesn't seem to be."

"Then brother, you sing."

Hearing this, Bian Jinyuan was silent for a while, then sang softly:

Maryhadalittlelamb

Hisfleecewaswhiteassnow

AndeverywherethatMarywent

Thelambwassuretogo

His English pronunciation is very good, and when he sings, there are some 缱*绻 in the end, which sounds very magnetic. Lu Yunfei couldn't help but feel a little startled when he listened.

It wasn't until both excited applause came from his ears, "Brother sang really nicely." Lu Yunfei recovered. It's okay to secretly say, he looks handsome and learns well, and he can sing, a male god. However, Lu Yunfei looked around the house in front of him, and found that the family conditions of the male **** were a bit difficult, and it was not easy for a poor and noble son.

After Bian Jinyuan finished singing, Bian Jie finally brought him the hot meal in front of him.

Bian Jinyuan quickly cleared the table and asked Bian Jie, "Have you eaten?"

"After eating, I'll wait for you."

"Business was good in the store today, so I came back a bit late."

"It's okay, you eat quickly."

Lu Yunfei noticed that Bian Jie's appearance was pretty good at her age, and the charm still existed. No wonder the two brothers are so good.

The children of Shuangshuang's xinxing saw his brother eating, so he eagerly moved towards him, Bian Jinyuan took his chopsticks and fed him a few mouthfuls, both of them covered their mouths contentedly and said, "If you don't eat, you won't eat anymore. Both are full. Brother eat."

After he finished speaking, Bian Jie called him to go to bed, feeling a little bit upset, and said "Good night, brother" to Bian Jinyuan, and then ran to the Tmall Elf and said, "Tmall Elf, good night."

"Good night." Lu Yunfei replied.

Shuangshuang opened the curtain and entered the room inside. Lu Yunfei couldn't see how big the room inside was, but he looked at the room in front of him that was less than 30 square meters and was full of stuff.

Bian Jie went to coax her son to sleep, and for the time being, in the living room, only Bian Jinyuan and Lu Yunfei, who were hiding in the Tmall Elf, were left. Lu Yunfei looked at Bian Jinyuan's expression and returned to his usual indifference at school. He quickly finished eating, washed the dishes, and then sat on the sofa to continue writing his own things.

His back is straight and his sitting posture is very standard, but he doesn't even have a desk.

Lu Yunfei looked at the coffee table, which was obviously not compatible with the sofa, and the very old table lamp with tape on the coffee table. His opponent was living in such an environment. Lu Yunfei felt a little embarrassed, he sighed in his heart, silently observing Bian Jinyuan not far away.

After Bian Jinyuan finished writing the manuscript, he took out his unfinished homework and started writing. He goes to school during the day, works at noon and night, and sometimes needs contributions. Therefore, he is usually used to write homework between classes. He writes his homework very fast. Most of the time, he can write the answer with just a glance.

When writing English homework, Bian Jinyuan rarely thought of Lu Yunfei, and also thought of what Li Li and himself said, "You can help him. I know that this stage of high school is very important to everyone, but his grades, I'm really sorry to sit back and watch like this."

Bian Jinyuan is not a person who likes to waste time on other people. He is very busy. He is very busy every day. He has no time and energy to care for and help others. If you are poor, you will take care of yourself, and Da will help the world. Bian Jinyuan feels that he is destined to have nothing to do with the world, so he chooses to take care of himself.

He refused the teacher's request to let him be the monitor, and he also refused the teacher's request that he counsel other classmates, but he did not refuse Li Li. He owed Lu Yunfei a favor. Despite the situation at the time, even if Lu Yunfei did not show up, he would be able to settle down, but Lu Yunfei helped him in the end, so he was willing to help Lu Yunfei.

Lu Yunfei helped him once, and he also helped Lu Yunfei once, and then they were even, Bian Jinyuan thought.

Lu Yunfei was woken up by the alarm clock.

He reached out and turned off the alarm clock, sat up depressed, ready to wash his face, brush his teeth, and go to school. Wait, Lu Yunfei just stood up, but instantly realized something. He looked down at himself and then inside the house. This is his own home, so he just had a dream?

Lu Yunfei went to the bathroom with uncertainty, looked at the familiar appearance in the mirror, pinched himself, and then "hissed", fuck! It hurts! It seems that now is not a dream, so the Tmall Elf was a dream last night? Then why did he dream of becoming a Tmall wizard? There is also Bian Jinyuan and his family.

Lu Yunfei had this doubt in his mind, and went all the way to the classroom. Li Yuanqing had already put the breakfast he bought for him on the table. Lu Yunfei took the pancakes on the table and ate two bites. While eating, he drank the soy milk bought by Li Yuanqing.

"Don't eat, you should change seats as a teenager." Li Yuanqing reminded him.

Lu Yunfei looked at his watch, swallowed the last bite of the pancake fruit, drank the soy milk, and then walked towards his new territory.

Bian Jinyuan had already spoken to his tablemate yesterday. He had no opinion at the same table. After all, he used to think that he was sitting next to the first grade, and asked the first few questions from time to time, and his grades would surely soar. However, the cruel reality told him that it was wishful thinking to expect the first grade to have classmates! Bian Jinyuan is a fellow, only knowing that he is flying solo, and he doesn't want to fly others at all.

"Trust me and rely on yourself." Bian Jinyuan's tablemate patted Lu Yunfei on the shoulder, "You can rely on the schoolmaster. The sow can go up the tree."

After hearing this, Lu Yunfei calmly took out his mobile phone, clicked on his Weibo, searched for keywords, and then showed it to the ex who transferred the territory with him, “I don’t know if the schoolmaster is reliable, but the sow really It is possible to go up the tree, you see."

Same table before:...

Now at the same table, Lu Yunfei: "Do you know which four words are contained in all the wisdom of mankind?"

"Which four?"

"Wait and hope."

The tablemate before looked at him disapprovingly.

Lu Yunfei patted him on the shoulder, "I didn't say it, Alexandre Dumas said it, remember it, Chinese composition can be used."

Same table before:...

The tablemate in front moved silently next to Li Yuanqing, only feeling that he was in a very complicated mood.

As soon as Lu Yunfei sat down in his seat, Bian Jinyuan came. Lu Yunfei looked at him and remembered that last night, he was not sure whether he was dreaming or not, and he was not sure whether what he saw was true. He looked at his tablemate and said kindly, "From today on, we will be at the same table."

Bian Jinyuan let out an "um".

Lu Yunfei wanted to try him, but he didn't know how to try to make it less obvious. He held his chin with one hand, and after thinking and thinking, he was about to ask Bian Jinyuan when he heard the morning reading bell ring. The English teacher walked into the classroom on the bell and said to everyone, "Read today, let's dictate English words."

Lu Yunfei:? ? ? ! ! What is dictation? ? ? What word? ? ? What word? ? ?

Lu Yunfei felt that his blood pressure had risen instantly!