After Losing His Job, He Was Picked Up And Brought Home By A Treasure Girl

"Understand what?"

Facing Ye Shuang's doubts at this moment, An Shiyu just waved her hand, "The protagonist in the novel surrounded by beauties must be handsome."

"That's not a given."

"It still needs to be useless enough, as long as it's gentle enough." An Shiyu said, tapping Ye Shuang with her finger,

"I think you fit the bill."

Hearing this, Ye Shuang didn't know for a moment whether this guy was praising himself or hurting himself. He looked at the girl - and found that she had taken out a red and blue game console at some point. The girl was turning the joystick and holding her hand on the small I don't care if the hair behind my ears falls on the screen.

Perhaps sensing Ye Shuang's gaze, An Shiyu suddenly waved, "Uncle, don't just look at your underwear, let's play games together."

"Why look at underwear...I don't know how to do this."

"A man who can't even play games is destined to live a life of failure."

"Butt itches again?"

"..." An Shiyu seemed to have thought of something, and her ears suddenly turned red. She glanced at Ye Shuang, then rolled nimbly and retracted directly into the quilt.

Ye Shuang didn't care and continued reading. Soon it was time for lunch break.

"Eat." Ye Shuang put down his books, then got up and planned to go to the dining hall. Perhaps he felt that he had no appetite, so he thought for a moment and said,

"It's better to eat something lighter today."

"I like something with a stronger taste." said the voice next to me.

When Ye Shuang saw the Anshi fish suddenly appearing beside him without any sound, he replied without any surprise, "Oh."

"I didn't bring any money."

"Then what?"

"Shouldn't you treat me to a meal?" An Shiyu pointed at himself, even because the sleeves of the coat were too long, so that only one finger was exposed at the cuff.

"I'm so cute."

Ye Shuang just replied casually, "Then you will be hungry at noon today."

"The evil-minded perverted pervert uncle."

"oh."

"I'm going to tell you about touching my butt."

Ye Shuang: "..."

"That's not touching."

"Same goes for shooting."

An Shiyu was just holding his pockets at this time, looking at Ye Shuang as if the old god was there.

"Okay, just a meal." Ye Shuang admitted that he was indeed on top at that time. Looking at the other party's eyes that were half-smiling but not smiling, he felt inexplicably guilty.

I took Anshiyu to the nearby student canteen. There were many people queuing up, and the air was filled with the delicious aroma of food, which can't help but arouse people's appetite.

The variety of items in the student canteen is much wider than that in the teacher canteen. Ye Shuang noticed that An Shiyu kept looking around, so he asked, "Have you been looking at it for so long, but you haven't thought about what to eat?"

"No, I'm looking to see which guy is easy to bully. When the time comes, we'll join his team."

"Dong." Ye Shuang gave her a knife without politeness, "Just wait in line!"

An Shiyu covered his head and said, "You old-fashioned pervert uncle."

Why did the name change again?

“It’s better not to do such immoral things as queue-jumping in the future.”

"You don't understand this. Others are willing to jump in line."

"For example?" Ye Shuang looked disgusted, "How do you make others willing to do it?"

Seeing Ye Shuang's unbelieving look, An Shiyu walked up to a man with glasses, holding his pockets in his pocket as if he didn't recognize his relatives.

The boy wearing glasses was stunned for a moment when he saw An Shiyu walking over.

"I'm sorry, senior, can you step in for me?" An Shiyu suddenly clasped his hands together and made a soft voice in a cute way, and his expression even turned cute.

Change of style? !

The boy was stunned for a moment and made room, "Yes, it's okay..."

"Then you won't be unwilling~"

"Yes! I am willing!" The other party nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

An Shiyu's expression instantly changed back to its original appearance, and she returned to Ye Shuang amid the boy's confused gaze, "Well, I'm willing to do so."

Ye Shuang: "..."

Who was that person just now?

"This doesn't count. You are playing with the boy's feelings." Ye Shuang said.

Hearing this, An Shiyu glanced at the other queue, and then walked directly over.

At this time, a girl saw An Shiyu coming over. Before she could say anything, she saw An Shiyu spread his hands and found five more red banknotes.

"Five hundred, make room."

"ah?!"

"you are not willing?"

"Very willing to!"

Then An Shiyu didn't give the other party any money, and just walked back lazily, "Here, look, I'm very willing."

Ye Shuang: "..."

Are you too disdainful? !

"No, aren't you rich?!" Ye Shuang asked.

An Shiyu showed beady eyes, "Oh... you may have read it wrong, that's just a massage coupon."

"It turns out this is... it's a ghost if you misread it!"

Ye Shuang first smiled apologetically at the man and woman who had been toyed with, then carried An Shiyu and ran to the other window to line up.

"Why run?"

"Just wait in line for me!"

After queuing up for two meals, Ye Shuang and An Shiyu finally found a place to sit down.

"Here." Ye Shuang didn't forget to get a bottle of soy milk for An Shiyu.

"Soy milk?"

"Isn't that what you said? You can't eat without drinking something while eating." Ye Shuang said.

An Shiyu looked at the soy milk for a few seconds and tilted his head slightly, "Is this happening?"

Ye Shuang: "..."

"Don't drink it from me."

"no."

An Shiyu snatched the soy milk back.

At this time, the girl was sitting next to Ye Shuang. She was about to put her leg on Ye Shuang's thigh, but she seemed to have thought of something and put it down directly.

An Shiyu picked up the chopsticks and put all the tomatoes in the tomato scrambled eggs on his plate into Ye Shuang's plate.

"What are you doing."

"Our family has a family tradition that ninjas cannot eat tomatoes."

"Then you order scrambled eggs with tomatoes? And whose family motto has such strange contents?!"

"Tsk, I was actually found out."

Ye Shuang looked at Anshiyu with a very speechless look, but he originally had tomato scrambled eggs on his plate. Seeing several extra pieces of tomatoes on his plate for no reason, he could only accept it.

At this moment, at another entrance of the dining hall, a girl with long hair and a girl with a big schoolbag walked in together.

"It smells so good. I kind of want to eat Malatang." Tang Keke said, shaking his heavy schoolbag.

"Yuyou, what do you want to eat?"

At this moment, Bai Yuyou stopped and looked around as if she had discovered something.

"There's... the smell of Ye Shuang."

"Smell? Brother must be at home. Are you hungry?"

"Um……"

"Let's go and eat Malatang with me. Recently, a new tomato flavor has been released." Tang Ke smiled and pulled the girl, and then the two of them walked towards the depths of the canteen.