After Marrying an Evil God
Chapter 33: bathhouse
"Awesome my brother, you both can break the Guinness World Record." Jiang Yan admired.
"Guinness World Records?" Fu Mingye was puzzled.
what is that?
Forgive him for just being an evil **** who has been indifferent to other things for three years.
"Look at it." Jiang Yan searched for him with a browser, "Guinness World Records for humans, 127 double jumps in one minute, you are all 168, it seems a bit... a bit... not normal." The fox learned later. Feelingly reacted.
This is too abnormal! !
Human beings have their limits. After reaching a certain level, jumping rope more, running less for a second, and diving to a depth of one meter, it is difficult to climb into the sky.
Before Jiang Yan was transformed into an animal, animals also had limits, so he could understand the difficulty of breaking the limits.
But God has almost no limits.
Qi Baicha and Fu Mingye suddenly set the record too high.
The director group, the staff present, and several other guests looked at each other in amazement. The competition is used to count skipping ropes, and in full view, there is no possibility of counting mistakes.
Is this really an impromptu combination of the richest man and an amateur, rather than a professional athlete from the national team playing the stadium?
Fu Mingye: "..." How could this be so.
It accidentally broke the limit of mankind.
127 and 168 are equally indistinguishable in the eyes of God. Before he has a clear concept of human beings, it is difficult for him to control this slight error.
God's negligence is a huge leap for man.
Fu Mingye still didn't doubt Qi Baicha. He is the one responsible for swinging the rope, and the speed of God's hand is far greater than the speed of human reaction. He can swipe two or three times for Cha Cha, so it is not surprising that Cha Cha can complete so many strokes.
Fu Mingye didn't notice that Qi Baicha kept up with his speed one to one, as he focused his whole body on controlling his wild power when skipping rope.
Although Qi Baicha was slightly confused, he didn't think deeply about Mr. Fu's ten-fold filters, only that his husband was really good.
In the final analysis, in the concept of God, although 168 is a bit more powerful than the current human limit, it is not as powerful as it is. Harder exercise can fill this gap.
God really thinks so.
There are many capable people and strangers in the world, and not all achievements can be recorded and counted as records. Mr. Fu's speed is not too exaggerated.
When a person suddenly encounters a woman in ancient costume on the street, the first reaction will be "she is filming" instead of "she came from ancient times". This is inertial thinking. The probability of the latter is too small and normal. Will never believe it.
For Xueshen, "his husband is also a god" is such a small probability event, he has not even thought about it.
Only the existence of the same **** can hide from his eyes. But there are only two gods left in the world today. The other is a ten thousand-year-old otaku, the ultimate lazy cancer, a veteran world-weary, a ruthless sleeper-Lord Cthulhu-except that there is no closed five senses, this one is no different from Sleeping. .
How could he appear in the world and just become his husband.
The people who witnessed the record-breaking moment were shocked for a while, and even the remaining sound group skipped 0 and didn't care too much.
After recording two games in the morning, it ends, and there is another running game in the afternoon. Both three-legged and double-jumping have consumed a certain amount of physical strength, and the guests returned to their peak state after a break at noon to ensure the fairness of the final game.
When returning from the show, Fu Mingye asked Qi Baicha: "Is it hot?"
Qi Baicha nodded.
Fu Mingye touched Qi Baicha's forehead: "Why don't you sweat at all?"
Qi Baicha: "I said it earlier, it's icy, cool and sweat-free."
Fu Mingye continued: "You just finished jumping the rope. Seeing that your face is not red or breathless, when did you secretly exercise with me behind your back?"
Qi Baicha said: "I exercise every day in school, you haven't seen it."
"Really?" Fu Mingye teased him deliberately, "Why did you pant so hard when you were at home?"
"When did I—" Qi Baicha just wanted to say when he had exercised at home, but in the middle of the conversation, he suddenly reacted, and Fu Mingye was talking again.
"Fu Mingye, you..." Qi Baicha turned to look at him, her eyes widened slightly, and she couldn't speak for a while.
I had to walk forward quickly, leaving Fu Mingye behind.
He doesn't want to see this dog man for the time being!
Fu Mingye stood there and laughed twice, and hurried to chase after him.
After the two-hour lunch break, at two o'clock in the afternoon, the program continued to be recorded and the weight-bearing race officially began.
The track is 100 meters in total. Fu Mingye made sufficient preparations this time and checked the world record for the 100-meter race with his mobile phone before the start of the race.
He can no longer break the second world record.
9.58 seconds...Okay, as long as you don't finish it in ten seconds, it's okay.
Considering that he had to carry a person on his back, Fu Mingye decided to extend the time by another five seconds.
"Come up." Fu Mingye squatted down in front of Qi Baicha expertly.
Qi Baicha leaned forward and told: "Don't fall on me."
"I will cushion it for you." This is not the first time Fu Mingye has said this.
"No." Qi Baicha whispered, "you are not allowed to fall."
Fu Mingye smiled: "Don't worry, leave it to me, and promise to give you first place."
The other two groups are also getting ready at the starting line.
The selection of the contestants for this load-bearing race is not bad. Liu Kaisheng and Qin Yirou sang love songs together, and Cui Hao and Fang Ya'er played couples together. They were combined together, so there was no need to worry about the topic.
However, the picture of the handsome guy carrying the beauty on his back is obviously so eye-catching, and the eyes of everyone present, including the photographer's lens, unconsciously give the young pair more preference.
Fu Mingye stood in the sun with Qi Baicha on his back, and the two compared the two next to each other based on their looks. Qi Baicha stretched out his hand to draw Fu Mingye's hair tossed by the wind on his temples. Fu Mingye turned his head and smiled lightly at him, feeling a kind of peaceful years.
What acts as a fake couple on the spot, can't be compared to a real couple in black and white.
They don't need to scramble cp deliberately, and the intimacy revealed naturally makes people see that they are a natural match.
As soon as everyone had this idea, they were awakened by the referee's whistle and quickly put the idea back.
Mr. Fu has a family, Mr. Qi heard that he is also married, so what a CP.
As soon as the whistle sounded, Fu Mingye rushed out like an arrow from the string, as if carrying the air on his back, and easily pulled a great distance from the other two groups.
Live as a distinct control group.
Upon seeing this, Cui Hao and Liu Kai hurriedly speeded up their pace, intending to keep up. Even if it can't be exceeded, it can't be too far behind to look ugly.
…But President Fu is not a human being, they can't catch up at all.
Seeing Fu Mingye cross the finish line, they finally gave up and concentrated on competing with the other group.
"Drink some water." As soon as Fu Mingye put Qi Baicha down, Qi Baicha asked the staff on the side for a bottle of ice mineral water and handed it to Fu Mingye.
Fu Mingye waved his hand: "No need."
"Isn't it hot to run so fast? Sweat comes out... how about you?" Qi Baicha suddenly found that Fu Mingye didn't have any sweat on his forehead.
He can also use physical problems to explain, what is the cause of Mr. Fu?
In the weather of more than 30 degrees Celsius, the hot sun, sprinting for a hundred meters with people behind, don't you sweat?
It's so inhuman!
Fu Mingye's figure halted and quickly adjusted his body's mechanism, and instantly a pile of sweat soaked the shirt behind him.
"Nowhere, the sweat is all behind." Fu Mingye turned his back, "The clothes are all wet, and it feels sticky and uncomfortable to stick to the back."
He took a sip of ice mineral water by the way.
It shouldn't make Chacha suspicious now, right...
When Qi Baicha looked at it, he immediately said, "I will go back and take a bath later, and change my clothes by the way." Jiezhe also felt uncomfortable seeing it.
Fu Mingye nodded and was about to respond when a female voice screamed suddenly on the runway.
"what!!"
Qi Baicha turned his head and looked. Fang Ya'er fell to the ground somehow, scratching a large piece of skin on her calf.
When the weather was hot, Cui Hao just came out of the air-conditioned room. Suddenly, he seemed a little dizzy to run, and he couldn't hold his back steady.
The staff hurriedly gathered around.
"Ya'er, I'm sorry." Cui Hao didn't expect this, so he kept saying sorry, "Is my feet okay? Can I still stand up? I'll pull you..."
Fang Ya'er held her ankle in pain: "No, I can't get up, it seems to be sprained..."
The director also immediately interrupted the recording: "Hurry up to the hospital!"
Fang Ya'er was taken to the hospital after a rush of noisy hands and feet, and the recording of the afternoon ended here. As the culprit, Cui Hao should go to the hospital for both reason and reason, and accompanied him.
When things came suddenly, the remaining guests looked at each other and went back to rest.
Qi Baicha glanced at the ambulance that was going away, and said to Fu Mingye, "Let's go back too."
Go back to the dormitory and take a shower.
Unfortunately, the school stopped water today.
To be precise, there is no water in this area.
Because it is the weekend, the students are away, and the spare water stored in the school cannot be used. Fu Mingye pressed the faucet, but no drop of water came out.
"There is no water, it can't be washed." He hung the towel back and walked out of the bathroom.
Qi Baicha felt that the sky was falling: "That's really a nightmare."
"It's okay, just going to take a bath together. There is a new bathhouse in Beicheng District." Fu Mingye said naturally.
Qi Baicha looked at him thoughtfully: "How do I feel that you have premeditated." He even knew where a new bathhouse was opened. Dignified President Fu is okay to care about this and what to do?
Fu Mingye kept quiet: "Listen to what the company employees say."
It was not because that night after Chacha said that hemorrhoids had recurred, he would no longer take off all his clothes in front of him, and he was not allowed to enter the bathroom even to take a bath.
No longer looking for a chance, how does he give tea and tea treatment?
When the time comes to share a bath, I do not believe that tea can still escape.
Fu Mingye calculated his wishful thinking and felt that he was really a genius.
However, I did not expect that when he arrived at the place, Fu Mingye was in the water. Qi Baicha stood on the side and said, "You can wash it, I will go shopping in other places."
Fu Mingye was taken aback: "...Don't you wash it?"
Qi Baicha said: "I don't have any sweat, so I will wash it at night."
"Then I will also..."
"Don't make me despise you."
"Chacha." Fu Mingye tried to save, "I'm here..." Let's wash them together.
Qi Baicha smiled and said: "It's all here, it's okay for me to go shopping by the way?"
Fu Mingye lay down next to the bath in frustration: "...OK, go, go, have fun, swipe my card."
…
Qi Baicha turned and walked out of the bathhouse, the sun shining brightly outside, hitting half of his face, exquisite and unparalleled.
With the rare free time, Mr. Fu has been more clingy than a cat recently.
Should I go to the hospital next or should I go to the Conservatory of Music in S City?
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