After Marrying the School Grass

Jian Ran thought that he had successfully escaped the sanction of the counselor, but the facts proved that he was still too tender.

The next day, the counselor sent him a WeChat message and asked about his physical condition. Jian Ran said that he was much better and thanked Teacher Zhang for his concern. He missed the recording of New Year’s greetings. He felt regretful and hoped that there would be another chance next year.

Counselor: Where are you now?

Jian Ranranran: Self-study in the library.

Jian Ranran: [Learning makes me happy.jpg]

Counselor: How many floors, districts, and buildings?

Jian Ran slowly raised a question mark—what does the counselor want to do? Isn't it possible that yesterday's events have been exposed, he will come to Xingshi to inquire, right?

Jian Ran told the counselor the exact location with anxiety, and plunged into her boyfriend's arms, "My wife, if I die, will you inherit my inheritance?"

Ren Qinglin lowered his head to calculate a linear algebra problem, "Huh?"

"It seems that my counselor is coming to catch me." Jian Ran's chin rested on Ren Qinglin's arm, and she watched her younger brother write a line of formula fluently with her eyes down.

Ah, the numbers and letters written by the younger brother are also very beautiful.

Ren Qinglin calculated the answer, stopped writing, and asked: "He is here to catch you."

"I don't know." Jian Ran rolled his eyes dumbly, "I wonder if he found out that the person yesterday was me."

Ren Qinglin comforted him: "No. If he finds out, he won't come to the senior now."

"That's why it's fascinating." Jian Ran massaged Ren Qinglin's arm with his chin, deliberately exaggerating: "You said, I won't be dropped out of school?"

Ren Qinglin cooperated very well with his performance, "maybe."

"..."

"After being dropped out of school, let's retake the college entrance examination," Ren Qinglin said with a smile, "and then become my junior."

Jian Ran was very angry, and the consequences were serious-Ren Qinglin was bitten on the back of his hand, leaving a faint tooth mark belonging to Jian Ran.

Ten minutes later, Jian Ran didn't wait for the counselor. Instead, a acquaintance senior and a senior with a camera came.

The elder sister explained: "Brother Shu asked us to ask you to make up the New Year greetings. The other people's photos are ready, so you are the only one left."

Jian Ran gave a dry smile: "Don't fight like that."

Senior: "After all, it's the school's face value. No one can be without you without it."

Jian Ran helpless: "But I really don't know what to say."

Senior: "Just say ‘Happy New Year everyone’. Anyway, they only look at your face."

The senior sister saw Ren Qinglin also, and said excitedly: "You can be together! The two male gods of the college send blessings in the same frame, it will be fire!"

The senior hesitated: "But isn't this video saying that Uniform will let sophomore students record it?"

The senior sister said nonchalantly: "It's not a hard and fast rule, of course it can be flexible." The senior sister was eager to try, "Well, do you want to be together?"

Jian Ran looked at Ren Qinglin: "Do you want it?"

Ren Qinglin said: "I listen to seniors."

"Let's go together," the senior sister urged, "you are so handsome, you are just for everyone to see."

Although Jian Ran's personality is a bit blatant, he has never been able to make such a show of relying on his face. But if it’s with Ren Qinglin...

Jian Ran thought of the celebrity couples in the entertainment industry. They would take photos and video together every New Year and New Year's holidays to send holiday blessings to fans. He and Ren Qinglin are not celebrities, but they are also husband and wife. Such a public "show of affection" is really...

That's so cool!

Jian Ran looked embarrassed, "Since the senior sister invites us sincerely, then... okay."

"OK!" The senior sister was afraid that the male gods would go back, "Then let's start right away! Recording here will disturb other students. Let's go to the library door?"

"But," Jian Ran said awkwardly, "I haven't figured out what to say..."

"Think about it as you walk," the senior sister drove the duck to the shelf, "go away!"

Ren Qinglin stood up, handed Jian Ran the coat and scarf, "Put it on."

Four people came to the door of the library. The library of their school is magnificent, and the school motto is engraved at the front door.

The senior set up the camera, pointed it at the focus, made an "OK" gesture, and said, "You can start anytime."

The senior sister leaned over, "Let me see."

In the camera, the two stood side by side, and Jian Ran was a head shorter than Ren Qinglin. Jian Ran wore a short cotton coat, while Ren Qinglin was a knee-length coat. The color of the coat was the same as Jian Ran's sweater, which was dark gray.

The elder sister whispered: The two people are not dressed as lovers, how come they look so coordinated.

"Are you ready?" the senior asked, "who said first?"

Ren Qinglin: "Senior first?"

"…Fine."

"Look at my instructions! 3, 2, 1—Action!"

Jian Ran showed a slightly stiff smile and said at a slower pace than usual: "2020 is coming, I wish you all a happy new year, uh... academic progress, good health, and happy every day."

After finishing the vulgar New Year message, Jian Ran felt that she was inferior. When he complained about his roommates and teammates playing games, it called a witty line, and the words were in chapters, and they were vivid. How come this kind of occasion is like a primary school chicken?

No culture, it's terrible.

After Jian Ran finished speaking, the senior sister said, "Ren Qinglin, it's your turn."

Ren Qinglin glanced at Jian Ran, turned to the camera, and said with a smile: "I hope everyone will be as sweet as eating cotton candy every day in 2020."

Jian Ran reached out and covered her eyes.

The younger brother is too good, the blood tank is empty.

In mid-December, college students ushered in CET-4 and CET-6 exams. Jian Ran had passed Level 4 in his freshman year, and this time he was going to take Level 6. Shen Zixiao was different, he almost missed the line last time, this time it was World War II. Jian Ran can hear him recite words in the dormitory every day, and every time he hears the same word.

"Abandon, abandon, abandon. Abandon, abandon, abandon..."

Jian Ran frowned: "You were carrying abandon back when you were freshman, and you are still doing it now. Do you want to carry it until your senior year?"

Shen Zixiao confidently said: "Who makes abandon the first word, alphabetical order, do you understand?"

Jian Ran sneered: "Then you will be abandon for the rest of your life."

"Don't say that," Shen Zixiao said depressed, "I will definitely be able to recite the second one next year."

Shen Zixiao was probably in a delusion. He was dreaming about "abandon" at night. Jian Ran was so quarrelsome that he couldn't sleep, and almost couldn't resist murdering his roommate.

After finally waiting for Shen Zixiao to stop "abandon", Jian Ran brewed sleepiness for a while, half asleep and half awake, suddenly heard a roar: "Lu Shixuan, you bastard!"

This time not only Jian Ran, but the other two were also awakened. Ke Yan said in a daze: "What's the matter?"

Ji Yuanxi yawned, "No, I don't know wow..."

Jian Ran climbed out of bed and said, "It's okay, you sleep on yours."

Ke Yan fell asleep and went back. Ji Yuanxi lay on the bed, and saw Jian Ran groping underneath for a while, and asked in a low voice: "Of course what are you doing."

Jian Ran touched a marker pen and looked at the nib gloomily, "I'm going to get justice."

Ji Yuan was happy, "Of course you look like the murderer in "Detective Conan" now."

Jian Ran touched Shen Zixiao's bed, Shen Zixiao was still asleep, and the whole person was "big". Jian Ran showed a cold smile and waved a big hand—

After taking revenge on the dog's roommate, Jian Ran relaxed physically and mentally, returned to her bed, and fell asleep as soon as her head touched the pillow.

The sixth-level exam was in the afternoon, and Jian Ran slept until noon. The first thing I woke up was to ask the younger brother how he did in the fourth-level exam.

.R: It's okay. 【High Score Spray.jpg】

.R: Did the senior get up?

Jian Ran took a picture of the bed sheet.

Jane Ranran: [Picture]

Jian Ranranran: Not yet.

.R: So I didn't have breakfast either.

Jian Ranran: My wife is not here and I don't want to eat. [Hey ha] [Hey ha] [Hey ha]

.R: Now go to dinner, I will pick up the senior.

Jian Ranranran: No need to pick up, see you at the cafeteria?

.R: I'm afraid the senior can't get out of the dormitory by himself.

Jane Ranran: [Black Question Mark.jpg]

The door of the bedroom "bang" opened, and Shen Zixiao, who had just finished the Level 4 exam, went straight to Jian Ran's bed, "Jian Ran, are you **** still sleeping?!"

Jian Ran was inexplicable, "I only took the exam this afternoon. What happened to me until I slept?"

"I was almost killed by you!!" Shen Zixiao "dongdongdongdong" went to Jian Ran's bed, and directly pressed a Taishan Mountain on Jian Ran's body, "Damn, I officially declare war on you, today is either you or me!" "

Jian Ran was overwhelmed and kicked, "Ahem-Shen Zixiao, are you crazy? Don't you know how many catties you are? Let go of Dad quickly—"

"Don't let go! Jian Ran, let me tell you, you must invite me to dinner for three meals! No, five meals! Otherwise, this will never end!"

Jian Ran was about to suffocate, "please please please, me please!"

Shen Zixiao sat up, his face looked unlovable.

Jian Ran rubbed her wrist and said impatiently: "What's the matter?"

"Are you embarrassed to ask?" Shen Zixiao sneered, "I asked you, what did you write on my face yesterday?"

Jian Ran moved for a while and remembered, "Isn't it just an ‘abandon’? The washing is gone."

Shen Zixiao's hand trembled slightly, "I overslept today and there is no time to wash his face and look in the mirror."

Jian Ran was still for a few seconds, "Puff!"

Shen Zixiao was angry, "You **** laugh?!"

"Hahahahahaha-" Jian Ran fell back on the bed, clutching her belly, "I'm sorry Xiaodog, I don't want to laugh, but I can't hold it-hahahahahahaha."

Shen Zixiao watched Jian Ran roll with cold eyes, "I was wearing'abandon' all the way, and the rate of turning my head back was 200%. What's so special, I thought I woke up and changed into Wu Yanzu."

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." Jian Ran smiled and sincerely apologized, "I didn't expect you to go to the exam without washing your face. So how did you find out in the end?"

Speaking of this, Shen Zixiao became even more depressed: "Lu Shixuan told me."

"He is going to take the fourth level exam too?"

"His English is better than your Ren Qinglin's. How could it be possible to take the fourth grade in the junior year-he sent me to the examination room."

Jian Ran was unhappy, "You know that his English is better than Ren Qinglin, have you heard them say it?"

"Jian Ran!" Shen Zixiao pointed to Jian Ran's nose, "Now you are doing the wrong thing. I am the one standing at the highest moral point. If you don't call a foster father, you still have a face to talk back?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Jian Ran folded her hands together, "you continue. Lu Shixuan told you, you wiped it off?"

"Nonsense! Otherwise, should I go to the examination room with it?" Shen Zixiao sarcastically, "The invigilator will definitely say that I have never seen a person who cheats so blatantly and writes words on his forehead..."

"Hahahahahaha—"

Shen Zixiao disgusted and said: "Don't laugh, arrange the big meal soon."

"But I'm ready to have dinner with Ren Qinglin..."

Shen Zixiao: "It's okay, brother doesn't have to do it, goodbye."

"Don't don't don't," Jian Ran grabbed Shen Zixiao, "I will give you a big red envelope on Christmas, so you can calm down."

Shen Zixiao possessed the drama, pretending to be: "Let go, who cares about your bad money. Do you think money can buy everything?"

"Can't it?"

"I can't buy my heart anyway! I have given up my heart to you!"

"Don't ah, Brother Xiao, give me another chance and let me compensate you well..."

Shen Zixiao came back too quickly, and the door of the bedroom was not closed. Ren Qinglin opened the door and saw the picture of two people entangled in a bed.

Ren Qinglin: "..."