After Marrying the School Grass

After the five kills, Jian Ran and Ren Qing went back to school.

Pushing open the door of the dormitory, Jian Ran almost threw the key with a puff of "PentaKill". Shen Zixiao yelled: "Fuck, I have five kills! Lao Ji come and see, my Diaochan has five kills! For the rest of my life!"

Ji Yuanxi walked out of the toilet, looked at Jian Ran, and said, "Hey, Ran Ran is back!"

Jian Ran stood behind Shen Zixiao watching him play the game, "Well, just back-why are you standing stupidly, hurry up and grab the opposite blue buff."

Ji Yuanxi looked up and down at Jian Ran with an inquiring gaze, and said with satisfaction: "The last time you left the dormitory, you were just a twenty-year-old innocent little place. Male, you are already a mature man when you come back."

Jian Ran's face was hot, "Shut up."

"Of course, don't be shy." Ji Yuanxi dragged a chair and sat down in front of Jian Ran, "Come on, share it, how many times did you do it?"

Jian Ran kicked the chair, "Get out, you shamelessly I want more."

Ji Yuanxi still smiled, "Or what posture was used."

Shen Zixiao pushed the opposite tower, and shared his record in the circle of friends, saying: "Is it a traditional missionary or a difficult Italian chandelier?"

Jian Ran couldn't bear it: "It's all to Lao Tzu to die! Wait, what are the missionaries and the Italian chandelier?"

"Two positions." Ji Yuanxi was a little surprised, "How did you a single dog know the Italian chandelier?"

Shen Zixiao calmly said: "Have you never eaten pork or watched a pig run?"

Jian Ran thoughtfully, opened Baidu on the phone and typed in: What is the posture of the missionary and the Italian chandelier?

Jian Ran was soaking up knowledge "hungry and thirsty", and the door of the bedroom banged open. Ke Yan was blowing in like a typhoon. When he ran eight hundred meters, he was not as fast as he is now. "The results of "Computer Principles" are out, you can find them in the educational administration system!"

The three of them let out a "fuck" one after another. Jian Ran immediately turned on the computer, entered the student ID and password, took a deep breath, and pressed the Enter key.

He is still getting married during winter vacation, and he can't imagine the miserable picture of preparing for a make-up exam the night before getting married.

Seeing the two numbers "85", Jian Ran breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ahahahahahahahaha I've passed it!" Shen Zixiao smiled so much that his head turned off, "62! Fuck! I said it was very stable this time!"

Ji Yuanxi was also happy to bloom, "78, yes, it's much better than I expected. So, how many did you take the test?"

Ke Yan smiled reluctantly, "I...Is it okay."

Ji Yuanxi took a closer look, "96, do you call this ‘okay’?"

Shen Zixiao, who floated low in the sky, couldn’t wait to set off firecrackers in the bedroom, “I’ll treat you at night, and I’ll pick anything under 500 per capita!”

Jian Ran took a picture of the computer screen and sent it to Ren Qinglin.

Jane Ranran: [Picture]

Jian Ranranran: [Sunglasses] [Sunglasses] [Sunglasses]

.R: [Admire Sanlian: Yes, yes, great, 666.jpg]

.R: Is your body okay?

Jian Ranranran:...

In the bathroom last night, Ren Qinglin was going to get something, but Jian Ran found it troublesome and asked him to come directly. Ren Qinglin disagreed at first, but still didn't hold it, and afterwards carefully helped Jian Ran clean it up.

Thinking of this, Jian Ran's ears turned red.

Jian Ranranran: Very good.

Jian Ranranran: I plan to book a flight back to Guangzhou for the New Year. Will you go back with me?

.R: Follow.

Jian Ran raised the corners of her mouth and easily changed Ren Qinglin's WeChat note to "wife".

At night, the four people in the dormitory ate food stalls near the school. The environment of this food stall is average, but the atmosphere is in place, the fried dishes are full and delicious, and the price is cheap. It is very popular with students.

Shen Zixiao counted the number of people, and said depressed: "I said you can bring your family, but don't you know if you are polite?"

Xu Keke put a check mark on the menu: "It's all from his own family, so why are you polite?"

Ren Qinglin: "I don't know."

Lu Shixuan: "Not enough money?"

"How can it be." Shen Zixiao said, enduring the pain, "just a little bit more, don't save me money."

After the dishes were ready, everyone clinked for Shen Zixiao's 62 points. Jian Ran said: "I wish you 60 points in each test in the future."

Ke Yan hesitated, "Ah, Brother Jian, it's not so good for you to say that."

Shen Zixiao was so moved that he almost cried, "My good brother--not much else, it's all in this glass of wine, do it!"

Ren Qinglin found it interesting, and asked Lu Shixuan next to him: "Don't care?"

Lu Shixuan smiled and said, "Well, I have already made progress, so I can't push too quickly."

Ren Qinglin looked at Jian Ran, his heart was still a little more worry-free.

"Will you care about it?" Lu Shixuan asked.

Ren Qinglin thought for a while, "No." It doesn't matter if you don't love learning, as long as you love him.

Lu Shixuan smiled and said nothing.

"By the way, Qinglin Jianran, the video you recorded is too sweet." Xu Keke said, "My little sister and I have to scan him hundreds of times every day, it's too top!"

Jian Ran was a little confused, "What video?"

"It's the New Year greeting video." Xu Keke quickly found the video and clicked to play. Jian Ran heard her voice from her phone: "2020 is coming, I wish you all a happy new year, uh..."

Jian Ran was so ashamed, "It's almost closed!"

"Don't don't don't, let me listen to Ren Qinglin's "Sweet as Cotton Candy" again, or..." Xu Keke blinked, "Let me listen to the live version?"

Ren Qinglin calmly said: "Listen to five hundred at a time."

"Forget it," Xu Keke counseled for a second, "I might as well as my roommate, set that sentence as an alarm, and Ren Qinglin will wake me up every day from now on."

Ji Yuanxi was angry: "Xu Keke!"

Jian Ran was also angry: "Who is your roommate, why use my wife's voice as an alarm?"

Ren Qinglin told Jian Ranshunmao: "They only have recordings, you have a real person."

Jian Ran calmed down, "That's true."

Xu Keke knocked the sugar into hypoxia, "Old season, hurry up, pour me a glass of water, I'm going to suffocate!" After drinking the water from his boyfriend, Xu Keke sighed again: "When will you get married? Ahhhhhhhhh!"

Jian Ran: "On the fifth day of the first lunar month, you can reimburse me after you buy your tickets."

Shen Zixiao: "I'm still thinking about discussing this with you. We plan to go a few days in advance to help you prepare for your wedding, and by the way, go around Guangzhou."

"Okay," Jian Ran said, "the accommodation fee can also be reimbursed."

Ke Yan raised his little hand, "Well, I can't go ahead of time. I want to go home. There is something at home."

Ji Yuanxi asked: "What's the matter?"

"Oh, my house is going to be demolished."

Everyone:? ? ?

Shen Zixiao trembled: "You say it again?"

Ke Yan was a little overwhelmed by everyone's reaction, "Uh... my house is going to be demolished, my dad asked me to go home to do some formalities."

After a short silence, Xu Keke suddenly picked up his mobile phone excitedly: "I want to quickly share this good news with Wu Jiami!"

Jian Ran: "..." Ke Yan's family became rich overnight. Xu Keke's first reaction was to tell Wu Jiami, who had almost become Ke Yan's girlfriend, that the girl's brain circuit was really weird.

Over the next week, Jian Ran completed the exams one after another, and the subjects of the early exams also got results. Jian Ran's score is basically around 80 points, maintaining the level of last year. Shen Zixiao passed low scores in most subjects, except for spoken English.

Shen Zixiao collapsed in the dormitory: "I don't accept this score! We are in a group. Why are you 88 points and I 58 points? I don't accept it, Shen Zixiao doesn't accept it!"

"You can go to the teacher for theory." Jian Ran said, "but to be honest, your 58 points are considered high."

Shen Zixiao hugged the bedpost and banged his head, "After that, Lu Shixuan will not let me go!"

"It's not very good," Jian Ran stood and talked without backache. "Let him make up for you during the winter vacation."

Shen Zixiao wanted to cry without tears, "It will make up for the dead--"

Jian Ran put on her coat, "You cry slowly, I'm leaving."

Shen Zixiao wiped a tear that didn't exist, "Aren't you tomorrow's plane?"

"Go to my mother-in-law's house for one night," Jian Ran pulled up the suitcase, "bye bye."

Shen Zixiao: "Good trip, see you in Guangzhou then."

The two families have already negotiated. Ren Qinglin and Jian Ran first return to Guangzhou to prepare for the wedding. Ren Qinglin and Jian Ran will spend the Chinese New Year in Beijing. This is the first time Ren Qinglin has not spent the New Year with his parents. Jian Ran abducted her son and was embarrassed, and offered to eat dinner at Ren's house before leaving.

Once he was born and then cooked again, Jian Ran is much more relaxed at Ren's house now. During the meal, he took turns to slap Ren's father and his mother's flattery, making Ren's father amused, and Ren's eyes became softer when he saw him.

After dinner, Ren father and mother went out for a walk, and Jian Ran and Ren Qinglin watched TV in the living room. Jian Ran was resting on Ren Qinglin's thigh, and seeing Ren Qinglin had been using her phone, she asked, "What are you doing?"

Ren Qinglin: "Brush Jingdong."

"Oh? What do you want to buy."

Ren Qinglin handed the phone to Jian Ran, "001 or 003, which one to buy?"

Jian Ran sat up straight, "Which is more expensive? Buy the more expensive one."

"001, expensive and thin."

"Buy, buy, buy a few more boxes, and take them to Guangzhou."

Ren Qinglin's fingertips stopped, "Brother wants to try the ice and fire thread, is the bump with thorns?"

Jian Ran: Your father is shocked.jpg

"Is there such an artifact?!" He is really lacking in this knowledge! Even if you don't know the Italian chandeliers, these are actually ignorant!

Ren Qinglin pursed her lips, "Well, buy a box to try?"

"It doesn't have to be..." Just doing it calmly is exciting enough, and he doesn't have the courage to try new ones for the time being.

Ren Qinglin smiled, bent over and kissed Jian Ran, "Then add the shopping cart first, and then buy it later."

Jian Ran was a little itchy, he vaguely felt Ren Qinglin's thigh muscles tighten, and couldn't help but said: "You place an order now and it will arrive tomorrow. So what should I do tonight?"

Ren Qinglin raised her eyebrows, "Brother want tonight?"

Jian Ran refused: "You don't want to?" Both of them hadn't done it for more than a week, and he didn't trust Qing Lin.

"Thinking, thinking about it every day." Ren Qinglin stood up, "My brother is waiting for me here. I will go to the convenience store to buy it."

Jian Ran said: "Let's be together."

The two put on their coats and went out. It was much colder in the daytime at night, and the biting north was shaved like a knife on his face. Jian Ran must be too lazy in normal times, but he has big things to do tonight, no matter whether it is a strong wind or a heavy rain, he can't stop him. Even if he is dead and nailed in the coffin, he will still be in the grave, shouting with this decadent voice: I'm going to buy a set!

Jian Ran shivered with cold, "Where is the convenience store?"

Ren Qinglin said: "The pharmacy is closer. Go to the pharmacy to buy it."

Jian Ran learned new knowledge again, "Does the pharmacy still sell this kind of thing?"

"Well, the variety is still very complete."

The two entered the pharmacy, and the pharmacy's shopping guide greeted them, "What do you need?"

Jian Ran: "..."

What is the process of buying TT into the drugstore? Did he say it directly, or pretend to act...

Jian Ran was hesitating when he heard Ren Qinglin say: "Just look around."

Jian Ran:? ? ?

Does this work?

The shopping guide nodded and smiled: "Please."

Ren Qinglin walked directly to the shelf of family planning supplies, took a box of three packages of 001, and asked, "Is it enough tonight?"

Jian Ran felt that the shopping guide had been staring at them, her face was hot, "Enough is enough."

Ren Qinglin took 001 and went to the counter to pay. Jian Ran wandered around in the drugstore. When he turned around, he saw Ren's mother and Ren's father walking into the drugstore arm in arm.

Jian Ran:! ! !

Father Ren: "Hey, godson, what are you doing here?"