After my voice was eavesdropped, I became the favorite of the imperial court

It was past midnight when Mu Nanjin woke up, and the sun had already shone into the house from outside.

She opened her eyes and saw five children guarding her bed. She couldn't tell for a moment whether she was in a dream or reality, and just looked at the curtain in a daze.

【Am I dreaming? 】

"Mother, are you sober?" Bai Hu climbed onto Mu Nanjin's chest and asked.

Mu Nanjin looked at him: "Am I drunk?"

Bai Hu nodded his little head.

Mu Nanjin asked again: "Did I hit someone?"

Bai Hu tilted his little head and thought: "Probably not."

Mu Nanjin lightly smacked her eyebrows: "If it exists, it will exist. If it doesn't exist, it won't exist. Why do you say it shouldn't exist?"

Huan Chao said: "Mom, you ran out of the house and hid after you were drunk. Dad and the others couldn't find you, and we don't know if you hit anyone."

"I hid outside the house when I was drunk?"

Mu Nanjin thought about it carefully, but she only remembered that many people lined up to toast, and she had no memory afterwards: "I drank to pieces again."

White Pond:"……"

At this time, Zhenzhu came in with a wash basin: "Girl, the governor, the imperial master and a young man named Hei want to see you."

Mu Nanjin stood up and asked, "Why are they here? Is there something going on?"

"I didn't say it, but..." Zhenzhu hesitated and said, "Their faces don't look good."

"Did something happen?"

Mu Nanjin thought they had something to do, so she dressed and washed quickly, and then came to the hall.

Black Dragon Locust gave her a cold look.

Feng Simonan frowned.

Gu Ming asked solemnly: "Mu Nanjin, do you still remember what you did when you were drunk?"

"What did you do?"

Seeing their bad expressions, Mu Nanjin asked, "Did I hit you?"

"What do you think?"

Gu Ming turned his head slightly to let Mu Nanjin see his wound.

Mu Nanjin: "..."

[The location of this wound...]

She was puzzled: "Aren't you a god? How could I, a cultivator, hurt you?"

Gu Ming sneered: "You are very smart, you know how to use my body to knock me out."

Mu Nanjin: "..."

【Huh……】

[Why is it exactly the same as what I dreamed about in my dream? 】

[Isn’t this a dream? ! But he actually did it! ? 】

[Then is it true that after I knocked Gu Ming unconscious, I touched his chest? ! 】

Black Dragon Locust and Feng Si turned their heads to look at Gu Ming.

[Wow, no wonder the things in the dream are so real, it turns out I really did it. 】

[I have to say that Gu Ming has a really good figure, a strong chest, eight powerful abdominal muscles, and a perfect mermaid line, hehe. 】

[It is said that wine can strengthen courage, and it is indeed true. I have done all the things I would dare to think or dare not do after drinking, hehe. 】

Black Dragonfly, Feng Sinan, Gu Ming: "..."

Mu Nanjin suddenly thought of a certain scene, and his expression suddenly turned ugly.

[Speaking of which, Gu Ming’s leg hair ruins his image too much. 】

[Fortunately, I shaved off his leg hair at that time, and then all the other hair on his body. Finally, I cast a spell so that he would never grow hair again, so I don’t have to worry about seeing him suddenly in the future. Leg hair, hee hee. 】

Black Dragonfly, Feng Sinan, Gu Ming: "..."

Does she hate men with hairy legs so much?

[The smooth and white legs are pleasing to the eye, but I wonder if Gu Ming will be angry. 】

[His face is so dark now, he must be very angry. 】

Black Dragon Locust sent a message to Gu Ming [Is it really all shaved off? 〗

Gu Ming: "..."

Black Dragon Locust is really curious: Has the area between the legs been shaved as well? 〗

Gu Ming replied coldly: "I haven't shaved yet." 〗

〖Since you haven’t shaved, why do you look so bad? 〗

Gu Ming scolded him: "You look ugly too. Did you shave it off?" 〗

If the other party dares to say that he has shaved off, he will...

〖No. 〗

〖snort. 〗

Gu Ming turned around and asked Feng Sinan, "Have you been shaved?" 〗

Feng Simonan gave him a look that said, "If I hadn't been shaved, I wouldn't be sitting here."

Gu Ming narrowed his eyes. Was the area between the legs shaved? 〗

Feng Simonan's face sank. "What nonsense are you talking about?" 〗

Gu Ming snorted coldly and asked Mu Nanjin, "Mu Nanjin, should you give me an explanation?"

Mu Nanjin said: "I'm drunk."

[I didn’t expect that I would become so smart when I was drunk, hee hee. 】

She added: "Didn't you agree that you would knock me out if I got drunk? Why didn't you take action?"

Gu Ming: "..."

How come it's his fault?

Black Dragon Locust asked Gu Ming: "Why didn't you knock her out?"

Gu Ming said softly: "She ran too fast and I didn't have time to knock her out."

Feng Simon sighed silently: "It's useless to blame anyone now. We should think about how to make people's hair grow."

Mu Nanjin asked: "What happened to the people's hair?"

Black Dragon Locust said: "Go to the gate and see for yourself."

Mu Nanjin got up and went to the gate of the Duke's Mansion. He saw that the men passing by were either bare-headed or had cloth towels wrapped around their heads. From time to time, they could be heard scolding the men who had shaved their heads.

She asked Gu Ming and the others who were following behind them: "Isn't it me who shaved their hair?"

"What do you think?"

Mu Nanjin: "..."

[I stopped fighting when I was drunk, but fell in love with shaving! ? 】

[But you can’t blame me for this. If you do, blame Gong Xiurong. If he hadn’t said that all men in the world have hairy legs, I wouldn’t have done such an obscene thing when I was drunk. 】

[Oh, I’d better drink less in the future. 】

Mu Nanjin said to Feng Si Nan: "You are the national teacher, and everyone has full confidence in your ability. Therefore, you can make hair grow in a short time by making it rain heavily, and everyone will not be surprised."

Gu Ming nodded: "It's feasible."

Feng Si Nan: "..."

Two quarters of an hour later, hundreds of guards rode out of the palace on horseback, rushed to the streets and alleys of the inner and outer cities, and shouted loudly.

"Half an hour later, the national master will ask the sky for hair growth rain. People who have lost their hair, please prepare to get wet in the rain."

"Half an hour later, the national master will ask the sky for hair growth rain. People who have lost their hair, please prepare to get wet in the rain."

The people were puzzled: "Hair growth rain? What hair growth rain?"

The guards explained: "It is a heavy rain that can make hair grow quickly."

The people were delighted and said: "Really? The national master really asked for hair growth rain?"

"Thank you, Mr. National Master, you are an immortal who has come down to earth."

"That's great, we don't have to be bald anymore."

Half an hour later, the sky above the capital was covered with dark clouds, and it was instantly shrouded in darkness.

Suddenly, with a loud bang, it started to rain heavily.

The people who had their hair shaved rushed into the rain to get wet, and some old women whose hair was about to fall out also rushed into the rain to get wet.

Everyone cheered in the rain, and some people shouted that the national teacher was a god, saying that it would rain in half an hour, and it would rain. There were also children playing water fights in the rain, which was happier than the holidays.

This rain lasted for an hour before it gradually stopped, the dark clouds dispersed, and the sun illuminated the entire earth.

Thank you Maotou and Lingan for the reward.

——I spent the Children's Day with my children these two days, so I stopped updating yesterday. I will make up for it when I have time.