After my voice was eavesdropped, I became the favorite of the imperial court

[When Kan Chaoyan was on a mission at the age of 20, he was so scared that he peed his pants, haha. 】

Deng Xing looked at Kan Chaoyan at them and his eyes widened: "Really or not? Were you really scared to the point of peeing your pants?"

They couldn't imagine that scene, and they couldn't believe that someone who always acted calmly could be so cowardly.

Kan Chaoyan gritted his teeth and said, "Fake."

He would never admit to himself that he had ever had such a humiliating experience.

"It can't be false. It's impossible for her heart to tell lies."

Deng Xingchao laughed loudly: "Haha, Kan Chaoyan, you were so timid sometimes. I always thought you were very capable and a person who doesn't get scared. Haha, you are so scared that you wet your pants?"

Others were biting their lower lips desperately for fear of being beaten if they laughed.

Kan Chaoyan stared at Deng Xingchao with sinister eyes: "If you laugh again, I will prevent you from seeing the sun tomorrow."

Deng Xingchao knew that he was serious and quickly stepped back: "I don't want to laugh, but I just can't help it."

They have worked together for so many years, and he has always been outshined by Kan Chaoyan, but now he has finally found his own place.

[Haha, Comrade Lao Kan peed his pants, it’s so embarrassing for such an adult to pee his pants——]

Kan Chaoyan suddenly turned black.

He really shot himself in the foot.

Deng Xingchao spread his hands and said, "I'm not laughing at you this time. If you want to beat someone, just beat Mu Nanjin."

Kan Chaoyan: "..."

[Uh... The son of the eldest princess has robbed a common girl again... This is too lawless. Let's go and kill him together. 】

Mu Nanjin stood up and rushed out.

Kan Chaoyan quickly grabbed her: "Mu Yatou, where are you going?"

"Let's go catch the eldest princess's son."

Kan Chaoyan lied to her and said, "I have already sent people to catch him. Just stay here."

"oh."

Mu Nanjin returned to his seat.

[The prefect of Wuzhou embezzled half of the silver allocated by the court. This year's dam will definitely not be repaired again, and the people will suffer again. Damn it, I will go to Wuzhou and kill him now. 】

Before her chair was warm, she stood up excitedly.

Kan Chaoyan quickly asked: "Where are you going again?"

"Let's go kill the magistrate of Wuzhou."

"Chopped, already chopped."

"oh."

Mu Nanjin sat back on the chair and suddenly stood up.

Kan Chaoyan rubbed his aching head: "What are you doing again?"

【Hahaha--】

Kan Chaoyan and Deng Xingchao looked at each other.

What is she laughing at?

【Hahaha--】

Jin Yiwei, who was sitting in the lobby of the front building drinking, stopped when he heard the laughter.

Pan Baihu, who was sitting next to Liu Baihu, took a sip of wine and said, "How did she manage to spread her heart so far."

"She's not that far away, she can go further." Liu Baihu said angrily: "Maybe it can spread throughout the capital."

Chen Liangli said that he had a crow's mouth, which was really good, and Mu Nanjin's voice really spread throughout the capital.

When the officials who were having dinner in their own mansion heard Mu Nanjin's voice, they were so frightened that they jumped up and looked around cautiously.

In Zuo Xiang's Mansion, Zuo Xiang walked to the door of the hall and looked again and again, and cursed angrily: "Damn, why is she so haunted? I can hear her voice when I get home. Isn't she nearby?"

Mrs. Zuo Xiang asked curiously: "Whose voice did you say you heard?"

"nothing."

The left minister returned to his seat, and then his ear was pinched by his wife: "Are you going to say it? If you don't say it, you won't be able to sleep tonight."

"Oh, it's really nothing, and I really can't say it. This matter is related to the lives of our family, so we can't say it."

Prime Minister Zuo was so painful that he burst into tears.

As soon as Mrs. Zuo Xiang heard that the life of her family was at stake, she immediately let go of her hand and looked at him dubiously: "Really?"

"How dare I lie to you." Zuo Xiang said with a grimace.

Mrs. Zuo Xiang nodded: "I'm sorry you don't dare."

Zuo Xiang rubbed his sore ears, but cursed Mu Nanjin in his heart.

Then, he heard again...

[The emperor favored the imperial concubine last night, and it was over before half a cup of tea. Haha, old emperor, your kidneys are not working. Please call the imperial doctor to treat you quickly. If this continues, it will not be strong within half a year. 】

Officials across the capital: "..."

The emperor, who was still reviewing the memorial, shook his hand and drew a large black line on the memorial, thus destroying it.

"Wood, Nan, Brocade——"

The emperor slapped the table angrily and stood up: "Mu Nanjin, where is the person?"

The chief eunuch said quickly: "Your Majesty, the wooden guards did not enter the palace."

"She didn't enter the palace? She didn't enter the palace, why could I hear..."

When he stopped here, the emperor was almost furious to death.

He took a deep breath and walked out of the hall, and asked: "Master Tianyuan, do you know where Mu Nanjin is?"

A faint voice of resentment came from the roof: "She eats at Xiaoqinglou in the inner city."

"Inner city?" The emperor couldn't believe it: "The inner city is so far away from the imperial city, I can hear her voice!?"

Tianqi is also curious about how the voice can spread so far.

Soon, the Queen Mother sent her maid in the palace to deliver a bowl of 'lotus seed and mutton bone soup' to the emperor.

The emperor looked at the hot tonic soup, and suddenly his face was filled with black lines.

At this time, the laughter fell down.

Kan Chaoyan and Deng Xingchao almost knelt down to Mu Nanjin.

Kan Chaoyan was about to cry: "Zong Mu, can you stop thinking so wildly? I beg you."

Deng Xingchao said angrily: "It's all your bad idea. You didn't ask about the matter, but you exposed all the emperor's private secrets. Fortunately, the emperor is not here, otherwise we would all be in trouble."

Tang Jingrui frowned: "If I don't touch her weak point, she won't be able to think too much."

"good idea."

Kanchao Rock Point points to Munan Jinhun Cave.

Mu Nanjin looked up at Kan Chaoyan: "Comrade Lao Kan, what are you doing?"

Kan Chaoyan: "...I'm tapping your acupuncture points."

"Acupoints?" Mu Nanjin's eyes flashed with confusion: "Do you want to tap my acupuncture points?"

"Um."

"This kind of skill is of no use to me."

Kan Chaoyan: "..."

Deng Xingchao raised his hand and struck at the back of Mu Nanjin's neck.

Mu Nanjin turned to look at him: "Comrade Lao Deng, what are you doing again?"

Deng Xingchao made up an excuse casually: "You are drunk, I want to give you a massage to wake you up."

Kan Chaoyan sneered, who would believe this bad excuse?

Unexpectedly, the drunk Mu Nanjin was particularly easy to deceive. She nodded and said, "Your strength is too weak, and even scratching is not enough."

Deng Xingchao: "..."

[Hehe, the assassin is coming. 】

Kan Chaoyan and the others' expressions changed, and they each prepared to ambush.

When the assassin sneaked into the backyard of Xiaoqinglou, he heard someone shouting: "Master Mu, the food you asked for is here."

They followed the sound and saw that a man in the building pushed open one of the rooms and entered the house. Hiding in the dark, they happened to see a woman wearing a brocade robe through the open door. Sitting next to her was an adult from the Ministry of Etiquette. them.

The assassin leader whispered: "It's her."

They waited for the waiter to finish delivering the food and immediately sneaked over quietly. They kicked open the door and saw that the room was full of Jin Yiwei who were above the Qianhu level.

The assassins were stunned.

Suddenly, a big knife stabbed at them from the side, hitting the life of the assassin standing in front.

The other party was killed on the spot.

"No, there's an ambush. Let's retreat." The other assassins were startled and quickly turned around and ran away with the dead assassin.

Little did they know, there were more Jin Yiwei waiting for them in the yard. At a glance, there were at least three hundred people, whether in the yard or on the roof, they were all members of the Jin Yiwei.

If they hadn't confirmed that this was Xiao Qinglou before coming, they would have thought they had broken into the Duwei Mansion.

"Don't Mu Nanjin only eat with people from the Ministry of Etiquette? Why are there so many Jin Yiwei?" one of the assassins said.

"Mu Nanjin should have invited the Jinyi guards to dinner. I will clear the way later and you can take the opportunity to escape."

The assassin leader raised his sword and charged straight at the Jin Yiwei in front.

Kan Chaoyan shouted: "You are no match for him, so get out of the way."

The royal guards immediately retreated to both sides.

The assassin leader and other assassins immediately fled Xiaoqinglou.

Before leaving, they took a special look at the sign on the door and made sure it was Xiao Qinglou before speeding away.

In the backyard of Xiaoqinglou, Deng Xingchao asked: "Aren't you going to chase me?"

Kan Chaoyan put away his knife: "We already know their identities, so why bother chasing them to fight to the death? Besides, it's not time to get to the bottom of it and fall out with each other."

Deng Xingchao turned to everyone and said, "Okay, let's continue eating and drinking."

【Ha ha--】

Kan Chaoyan and Deng Xingchao's expressions changed again and they immediately rushed back to the room.

"Mu girl..."

Mu Nanjin, who was reading the gossip, was interrupted by them.

"You've almost eaten. We'll take you home."

Mu Nanjin sat in a chair and thought for a long time before saying, "I seem to have only drank wine and not eaten."

"You have eaten it, and you have eaten a lot. If you don't believe it, just ask Tang Jingrui, he won't lie to you."

Mu Nanjin looked at Tang Jingrui, who nodded bravely.

"Listening to what you said, my stomach seems to be bloated."

Tang Jingrui: "..."

How can I not feel bloated after drinking so much wine?

"Come on, we'll take you back."

As if they were afraid that she would regret it, Kan Chaoyan and Deng Xingchao quickly left Xiaoqinglou and returned to Mu's house, holding one of her arms.

Mu Nanjin fell asleep peacefully in the bumps on the horse, and they relieved her after they helped her back to the room.

After walking out of Mu's house, Kan Chaoyan wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "I will never make her drink again."

Deng Xingchao asked: "Do you think she will remember what happened tonight when she wakes up tomorrow morning, and then find that we can hear her inner thoughts?"

"Her thoughts are very simple on weekdays. She never likes to think too deeply about one thing. She probably won't dwell on what happened tonight when she wakes up. Otherwise, I wouldn't dare to make her drink so boldly."

"I feel relieved to hear you say that. Let's go back and continue drinking."

Mu Nanjin fell asleep until midnight. After she got up, not only was her head not dizzy, but she was also very energetic, that's right——

She is broken.

In the last memory, I only remember that Liu Baihu brought people to toast, but I have no memory at all after that.

"Nothing happened later, right?"

"How did I get home?"

"Why don't I have the slightest impression?"

"Hey, drinking is such a mistake."

Mu Nanjin rode to Duwei Mansion after breakfast.

As soon as she arrived at the door, she was told by the Jin Yiwei guarding the door that all the Jin Yiwei who had been drinking at Xiaoqinglou last night had been called to the palace, and she had to go to the palace too.

Mu Nanjin came to the large square outside the Taijin Hall of the Imperial Palace and saw the Jin Yiwei and officials from the Ministry of Etiquette who were punished to stand in the square.

They were neatly arranged in five rows and were very eye-catching. The eunuchs and maids passing by could not help but glance at them.

Mu Nanjin walked up to them and asked, "Why are you standing here?"

Liu Baihu sneered: "The imperial envoy went to the emperor and complained that we went to Xiaoqinglou to have dinner together."

"Is the Royal Envoy so well-informed?"

Everyone: "..."

Thousands of them rode together in official uniforms, and it was difficult not to hear of such an eye-catching procession.

The most depressing thing was that they were just going to eat, but they were called prostitutes by the imperial envoy. This was really unpleasant.

Mu Nanjin was puzzled: "Is there any problem if we go to Xiaoqinglou to eat?"

Liu Baihu said: "There is no problem with eating. The problem is Xiaoqinglou. In everyone's mind, it is a brothel. We wear official uniforms and go to the brothel to discredit the court."

"If you don't wear official uniform, you won't be discredited?"

Liu Baihu remained silent, acquiescing to her words.

[No wonder the imperial envoys and the others always go home and change into regular clothes before going to brothels to visit prostitutes, and they even redeem their bodies for prostitutes and use them as extras to support them. 】

[Well, I learned it. I’ll treat you to dinner later and let everyone go home and change into normal clothes before going. 】

Jin Yiwei and officials from the Ministry of Etiquette: "..."

The imperial envoys who were reporting to the emperor in the Taijin Palace turned blue and red after hearing what Mu Nanjin said, and they were too embarrassed to continue talking to the emperor.

The other officials looked at the censor and others with amused expressions.

You have known about the lawsuit against us before, now it is your turn.

[The imperial censor can file a complaint, but we Jin Yiwei can’t complain? 】

[The duties of the Jin Yiwei in our Zuoyuan are to collect intelligence and secretly monitor the situation of officials. I don’t believe that the Jin Yiwei doesn’t know about the situation of the censors. 】

[By the way, one of Pu Mingzhe’s censors accepted a bribe of 20,000 taels of silver to cover up the Wuzhou magistrate’s embezzlement of money for dam construction. We can tell the emperor about this. Humph, let’s see if they dare to snitch on us in the future. We want them to know that our Jinyiwei are not easy to mess with. 】

Jin Yiwei and officials from the Ministry of Etiquette: "..."

No need to tell the truth, the emperor already knew.

Immediately afterwards, the emperor's furious voice came from the Taijin Palace.

"Envoy from the left capital, imperial envoy from the right capital, do you know your mistake?"

With a plop, the two imperial envoys hurriedly knelt down.

If they had known that Mu Nanjin would sue them, they would not have reported Jin Yiwei and the others this morning.

The emperor was so angry that his whole body was shaking, and he walked up and down in front of the throne: "You don't even know that one of your own has committed a crime, how can you be expected to supervise other officials? How do you have the nerve to tell me that someone else has committed a crime?"

Both of them dared not speak out.

"I have decided to dismiss you and keep you in office. You have to investigate the matter within one month and then decide whether you will stay or leave in the future."

"yes."

The two imperial envoys quickly returned to their original positions to avoid making the emperor angry again.

The other officials had nothing to do, so the eunuch chief shouted to withdraw from the court.

Mu Nanjin felt very depressed when he saw the emperor returning directly to his imperial study after leaving the Taijin Palace.

[Why is the emperor gone? Doesn't he remember that we are still standing here? Fortunately, I came here after breakfast so I wasn't hungry. 】

Everyone: "..."

Just as the officials walked out of the Taijin Palace, Mu Nanjin suddenly felt a powerful aura approaching them from behind.

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