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Chapter 145: All Buddhas will disappear (two in one)

Lang Shiqi clicked on the second chapter, and the beginning of the chapter was still a conversation between the master and the apprentice, but finally Tang Monk's third disciple, Monk Sha, appeared.

A few minutes later, a sound of national treasure suddenly sounded in the office.

“cao”

The sudden national treasure temporarily broke the good chat environment in the office. The civil servants in the room looked along the source of the sound and found that it was coming from Lang Shiqi's location.

Everyone smiled at each other and didn't care. They continued to talk about them. It was normal that they were wearing small shoes by their leaders again. Besides, a person who had been marginalized was not worthy of their attention.

And Lang Shiqi here was purely sent out by subconsciously because he saw the plot that he had to complain about.

This is what the article says.

"She said who I am, and who each of us is?" said Sun Wukong.

"Oh?" said Tang Seng.

"Oh?" said Zhu Bajie

Sun Wukong pointed at Tang Monk with a stick: "Since I know who you are, I can't help but kill you."

"Who am I? Can you tell me before you kill me?" Tang Seng said,

Sun Wukong jumped up and hit Tang Monk's head with a stick. Blood suddenly splattered and Tang Monk fell down.

His face was particularly hideous.

That's right, Sun Wukong actually killed Tang Seng. This is the second chapter, and an important role is gone.

And compared to the characters currently appearing, Lang Shiqi's favorite is this Tang Monk, after all, he speaks nicely.

It's too much. If Lang Shiqi hadn't experienced the baptism of Hongwen's characters writing many times in the book, he would have removed the bookshelf of "The Legend of Wukong".

"Foreshadowing! The plot requires! Well, normal heart. Normal heart. Condom! Hongwen, if this is not a foreshadowing, I have to start a post and scold you."

Lang Shiqi resisted the urge to curse and continued to look down.

The sky calmed down again.

Sun Wukong suddenly noticed something, and he jumped into the sky and disappeared.

Sha Monk looked at the sky and the earth. Tang Monk's body was on the ground and was burned by fire.

"Master is dead."

"It's OK to die, it's OK to die, everyone will share their luggage! Hahahaha..."

Zhu Bajie smiled, tears flowing down his face, as if he remembered the past.

The following plot tells the story of Zhu Bajie, a man’s dream about love.

Zhu Bajie's original name is Tianpeng, and it seems that he was also a god in the sky before, and his duty was to protect the Tianhe River.

The days of being a god were long and lonely. Until one day, a fairy came to Tianhe to count the stars. She counted for 800,000 years, and Tianpeng also protected her for 800,000 years. During this period, the two of them didn't even have a conversation, but Tianpeng still felt very happy.

"This is a bit nonsense. Who would count the stars and play with it while you have nothing to do? Gods are all brainless!"

Lang Shiqi complained and then said.

"Forget it, let's understand it. Hongwen is a youth novel. Female fans must like this kind of love scene."

However, the next sentence in the book made him understand Tianpeng.

The original words are as follows: "There is someone who can let him watch silently. If someone needs his help, it is hard to be afraid of the last time he has used it for thousands of years. It is so good than the previous life alone in a lonely world without light."

"This passage makes some sense, but do you know that Hongwen? In fact, the greatest loneliness is not just yourself, but someone around them, but they deliberately exclude you."

Lang Shiqi raised his head and looked at the colleagues chatting and laughing not far away. He said with emotion.

"Oh, let's read a book!"

Lang Shiqi, who watched the plot, burst into blue veins. The fairy finally collected billions of silver dust, but in the end she was all raised by her. Tianpeng even said it was pretty and beautiful.

"It looks good that your uncle, both of them are sick! I'm so idle and have nothing to do."

Although Lang Shiqi complained like this, I think the scene depicted in the book must be beautiful and romantic.

Next, Tianpeng hugged and kissed the fairy and named the fairy "Yue".

Then he woke up from his dream.

...

A shadow came to them.

Sun Wukong still looked cold: "Where is the master?"

"You want to confirm whether he is dead? There is still there."

"Diet? Who did it! How could this happen?"

One minute later...

"So that's it. Someone pretended to be me and killed the bald man. Who is so bold?"

"I absolutely believe there is someone who dresses up as you, as long as you don't kill me, I'll silence you... Cough!"

"I'm still laughing! Only the monk can open the gate of the West. Now, he is dead, and the curse on us will never be lifted."

"If you can't, you won't. So what if you are a pig, how can you be a god?"

"But I can't do it! If the golden hoop on my head is removed for a day, I will be free all day long!"

….

Zhu Bajie was scolding and suddenly shouted to the sky: "Why! Why are all this..."

That day, there was such a blue moon. The Milky Way was shining quietly on a crying pig.

Chapter 2 ends.

"So that's it. Someone pretended to be Sun Wukong and killed Tang Seng. I'll tell you how the protagonist in the book could do such a thing as killing his master and destroying his ancestors. And the golden hoop actually appeared. Could it be that Sun Wukong's love is coming too?"

After reading this chapter, Lang Shiqi was actually not very expecting the appearance of the golden hoop. Compared to seeing Sun Wukong's love, he envied Zhu Bajie.

Lang Shiqi also wanted to have such a dream, guarding the girl he liked in the sky for 800,000 years, and kissing her when she lets the grains of sand fly into stars.

When she sighed that she had been doing it for so long but still couldn't count the stars clearly, she told her: No creation in the world would be perfect, and shortcomings are also a kind of beauty.

He named her Yue and changed the name to Tianhe where they were, Milky Way.

Unfortunately, dreams are dreams after all, and they will wake up.

"If you call yourself Tianpeng, you will shed a few lines of tears. If you hate yourself why you don't want Tianpeng, you will sigh!"

In his sigh, Lang Shiqi opened the third chapter.

In this chapter, Fairy Zixia appeared. Her favorite thing was to put on a purple veil on the golden crown of the Sun Star Lord when the sun rose and set. In this way, the clouds and mist would be reflected in purple. She did this as if she was doing it for someone, wanting him to see the beauty of the sunset.

If you guessed correctly, it should be for the monkey, Sun Wukong.

At the same time, this chapter also explains the origin of the female fairy. She was the fairy in the sky in her previous life. Sun Wukong also explained some of the background. He used to guard the Peach Garden in the sky, and his understanding with A Yao was because of a peach party.

But why are the two of them now losing their memories and the other being cursed and unable to tell the past? They have not explained it. It seems that they have to wait for the subsequent plot.

"I'll just go to the underworld and bring the bald ghost back, so why can I go to get the scriptures again?"

"What's the hard work for several lifetimes? I can't finish redeeming in the past lives."

"You look at the body of your luggage here. I will be back in ten or five years at most!"

Sun Wukong jumped and disappeared.

Xiao Bailong spoke, she only spoke in front of Zhu Bajie, and only Zhu Bajie knew her secret: "I also want to take leave and go home."

The little white dragon left, and Zhu Bajie stood up and walked alone into the direction of the strange sound from the forest.

"A Yao, are you okay?" he said to the darkness in the forest.

"Who are you? How do you know my previous name?"

"I am a person who, like you, refuses to forget his previous life and prefers to endure pain."

"There are more and more foreshadowings. Another little white dragon appeared. I feel that Bajie is a hidden boss. Only he has not lost his memory and knows the secrets of many people."

In general, Lang Shiqi was quite satisfied with this chapter. Tang Seng is not dead yet and still has souls.

But the next chapter is a little confused when Lang Shiqi is watching. The plot is immediately followed. Sun Wukong goes to the underworld and learns that Tang Seng’s soul is not here. He left politely and even said thank you before leaving.

The result was that this thank you scared all the Yama and the ghost generals in the underworld. To them, Sun Wukong was a demon. He once made a big fuss in the underworld five hundred years ago and killed countless ghosts.

A devil will say thank you? You won’t be such a fool!

The ghosts in the palace were surprised by how Sun Wukong changed his temperament, and he came back.

This time I came back like five hundred years ago. Countless ghosts were like raised husks, killed by Sun Wukong and completely dissipated in the Three Realms.

"Is this Sun Wukong's personality split? There are two sides? Half is good and half is evil? So Tang Seng was actually killed by him, and no one pretended to be him?"

At this time, Lang Shiqi had a bold prediction in his mind, but after thinking about it, he felt it was impossible. No matter what, Sun Wukong is also the protagonist, and the protagonist cannot be the villain.

"Let's continue watching!"

The plot of Chapter 5 is a turn, telling the story of the little white dragon returning to his home, the East China Sea Dragon Palace.

At this time, Lang Shiqi discovered that Xiao Bailong was actually a woman, and her purpose of going home was to find her father Lao Longwang to ask Dingyan Zhu to save Tang Seng's body. After the Lao Longwang tried to persuade him but failed, he had to give Dingyan Zhu to Xiao Bailong because he felt sorry for his daughter.

After the little white dragon left, Sun Wukong also came to the East China Sea Dragon Palace. He also came to borrow Dingyan Zhu, but was told by the old dragon king that Dingyan Zhu was lost. Sun Wukong did not get angry, but turned around and left.

When Lang Shiqi saw this, he suddenly felt that the plot was very familiar. Sun Wukong spoke kindly again and left politely. So would he come back next?

As he expected, Sun Wukong was really back, with a hideous face and a violent personality. He not only killed the old Dragon King, but also killed the East China Sea Dragon Palace. The naked demon was undoubtedly.

"Damn! The time that pretends to be his villain is so accurate? It's simply seamless! Why do I feel more and more that there is no villain at all? Could it be that all this was done by Sun Wukong himself? It seems very likely now! The personality splitting is so terrifying! He killed his master, tried his best to save him, and even found the villain who pretended to be his. But he didn't know that this person was actually him. It's wonderful! This Hongwen-like God-like setting."

Of course, the last sentence Lang Shiqi is saying a slander. If this is the setting, it will definitely not be acceptable to most fans.

However, although Hongwen likes to make trouble, he thinks there should be his reason, so Lang Shiqi continued to open Chapter 6.

The plot of this chapter is written by Xiao Bailong, which is Xiao Bailong’s memory.

Lang Shiqi was very interested in this, because it can be seen from the previous chapter that there must be a story between Tang Seng and Xiao Bailong.

It turned out that many years ago, the little white dragon sneaked out of the Dragon Palace and wanted to go to the outside world to see it. So he turned into a golden carp and swam for three days and three nights to a river in the world. He was planning to enjoy the life of human beings, but he was attracted by a person on the shore, to be precise, because of this person's eyes.

Because she was too obsessed with this person's eyes, the little white dragon was accidentally caught by the fisherman and came ashore. Even though she was a dragon clan, she lost her magical powers without water.

The fisherman was about to sell the rare golden carp on the spot. Just as everyone was rushing to bid, a gentle voice came from the crowd. In fact, the voice was not gentle, and it was even very ugly. Only Xiaobailong thought so.

Because this voice says: "Amitabha, uncle, that fish can't eat..."

"Hey, monk, why are you here to join in the fun?" said the boatman.

The monk still smiled: "This is not a carp, this is..."

Could it be that he recognized my true appearance? Xiao Bailong was a little nervous.

"This is a shellless turtle!" said the monk.

The little white dragon almost fainted.

"Hahahaha! I'm so laughing! I know who this monk is. It's definitely Tang Monk. No one else can say such things except him."

Lang Shiqi was laughed at by the shellless turtle.

Next, the strong man in his mouth deceived him and successfully tricked the golden carp from the fisherman, which saved Xiao Bailong's life.

Then Tang Monk carried Xiaobailong back to the temple, threw her into the water tank, ignored her, but instead talked to the flowers beside the house, and squatted to the ground to talk to the ants.

"No! The development of this plot is not in line with the rules! According to the normal routine of heroes saving beauty, after Tang Monk saved Xiao Bailong, the little white dragon should be showing his true form and transforming into a great beauty. From then on, the two of them started a romantic love story! But what's the whole story of Tang Monk talking to himself? "

Lang Shiqi was very puzzled by the plot setting of this passage. After the conversation throughout the whole story, he felt a headache and wanted to pull this long-winded Tang Monk out of the book and beat him up.

The next plot is that Tang Monk is going to the hall to watch two monks discuss Buddhism, and tells Xiao Bailong to let her go home after he comes back, so that she can stay in the water tank honestly first.

As soon as Tang Monk left, the little white dragon jumped out of the water tank and turned into a beautiful woman in white clothes. This is also her true appearance.

The little white dragon followed Tang Monk quietly, and she also wanted to see the monk discuss Buddhism. Not only cats are curious, but dragons are also animals with strong curiosity.

"Elder Faming, I have long heard that the Buddhist teachings of Jinshan Temple are prosperous, so I came to ask for advice."

"Master Yang, don't dare."

"What dare not? Do you dare not respond?"

"Don't dare to respond or let go."

"lay down!"

"I have both hands empty, what do I put?"

"Then why still hold it?"

"There is a heart-to-heart relationship."

"What the hell is it? Is this the so-called eminent monk discussing Buddhism and Zen? I seriously doubt Hongwen you are using the word "Baishui"."

Lang Shiqi looked at it for a while and it was really not clear what the conversation between these two monks meant.

But it doesn't matter. If he doesn't understand, he can skip it! He doesn't believe it anymore. Can Hongwen write this dialogue in one chapter of thousands of words?

So Lang Shiqi turned on the fast forward mode at a glance, and fast forwarded until the two monks decided to win and lose. In the end, the monk Tang Monk lost.

In fact, Lang Shiqi didn't know how to lose, because he couldn't understand the answer at all.

The foreign monk Tian Yang said, "Jinshan Temple has a false reputation. I traveled all over the world and saw no real person. It's a pity!"

"Hahahaha!" Suddenly someone in the crowd was laughing.

Everyone turned around, and the person who laughed was Tang Monk.

"There is a wonderful thing. Is Tang Seng going to take action? It's an answer. Haha, with this strong-mouthed king, I think you can show off."

Lang Shiqi stopped fast forward mode, and he wanted to see how Tang Seng dealt with this crazy foreign monk.

As for whether Tang Monk would lose, this is impossible. Judging from the lip performance of Tang Monk in the previous plot, to borrow a sentence from the Emperor of Void in "Crossing the Sky", that is, in terms of lip skills, I, Tang Xuanzang, have never been weaker than others in my life.

"Excuse me."

"What is Buddha?"

Tang Monk looked over his head, then under his feet, then outside the door...

"Have you lost something? Think about it quickly!" Faming was anxious.

"What do you think? He has answered: Buddha everywhere. Master, you really have it!" Tian Yang said.

Tang Seng smiled, but cold sweat appeared on his forehead!

"Haha, this Tianyang is stupid! He even made a round of his opponent. It's obvious that Tang Seng didn't know how to answer. Look left and right, looking right, looking, otherwise why would there be cold sweat on his forehead?"

Lang Shiqi was happy by the eminent monk named Tianyang in the book.

"I'll ask another question, but the Faming just now can't answer that, what is Kong?"

"Born!" Tang Seng said without thinking.

"Is that true?"

"no!"

"Isn't it still answered!" Tian Yang glared and said, "Look for a fight!"

"Isn't it still asking!" Tang Seng also shouted. "I deserve a beating!"

After a long time, Tian Yang sighed: "What you said is very true. I was defeated."

Tang Monk became famous in one battle.

The monk Tian Yang left with a frustrated look on his face

"This is winning? What does it mean? You don't want to leave first! How did you win? I didn't understand! Tang Seng didn't say anything sharp! What does it mean!"

Lang Shiqi was stunned by this conversation. He wanted to see Tang Seng’s sharp dialogue, but it ended in just a few sentences.

Fortunately, this chapter is not over yet and there is a follow-up.

Monk Tang was surrounded by monks in the temple and asked him to explain.

"Yang's last move that day was extremely fierce. What is the deep meaning of your words "I deserve a beating"?"

Tang Seng touched his bald head and smiled: "It's nothing! He said I was wrong and wanted to hit me. So what if I said I was wrong. If you dare to hit me, I will hit you. When he saw that I was young, I couldn't beat me, so he gave in."

Crazy—A piece of the temple fell.

"Damn Tang Seng, you won, you are really worthy of being you."

Lang Shiqi was also looking at it. He knew that Tang Seng could win, but he didn't expect that he would win like this. Is this the Zen strategy of Buddhism? Or is it that Tang Seng was actually deliberately pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?

"Seng Tang, you are extremely intelligent. You will be with me in the future and I will impart what I have learned throughout my life to you." Fa Ming said.

But Tang Seng said: "Actually, I want to learn, you can't teach me."

"What do you want to learn?" Faming Ding asked in a stern voice.

Tang Monk raised his head and looked at the changes of white clouds in the sky.

"I want this day, I can't cover my eyes anymore!"

"If you want this place, you can't bury my heart anymore!"

"If these sentient beings understand my intentions!

"If all the Buddhas are gone!"

As soon as this sentence is expressed, it is like a thunderbolt from the sky!

"Okay! This is so satisfying, haha, this sentence is so domineering! It's really technical, I can't appreciate it!"

The voice was very loud, accompanied by the loud sound of slapping the table, and the office was thundering. The colleagues who were chatting could no longer remain calm this time and looked at Lang Shiqi in surprise.

Lang Shiqi laughed and stood up, walked towards them, and when he arrived in front of him, he looked at them contemptuously and said word by word.

"I want this heaven to be unable to cover my eyes, this earth to be unable to bury my heart, and all sentient beings to understand my intentions and to all you all disappear."

Before they could realize what this sentence meant, they saw that Lang Shiqi had turned away, and the direction of his departure was the leader's office.

"What did Lang Shiqi just say? Why did he go to the leader's office? He even took a step of not recognizing his relatives."

A colleague asked at the people around him.

"It seems that what I said is that the sky cannot cover my eyes, the earth cannot bury my heart, and the last sentence I didn't hear clearly."

"He, the last sentence, said, we must all disappear."

Another colleague said with horror on his face.

"Is he crazy? What does he want to do? What does it mean to let us all disappear?"

"Lang Shiqi was isolated by us and deliberately targeted by his leader, but he developed a revenge mentality, right?"

"Damn, it's possible! You hear what he said and the look he looked at us just now, that's not the look of a normal person at all!"

"Or, let's call the police!"

At this time, Lang Shiqi had already pushed open the door of the leader's office. Without any hesitation, he walked in.

The original text has been deleted and changed. The general plot of the story can be matched and should not affect everyone's reading. The Biography of Wukong may write a few more chapters, which is to lay a foreshadowing in the future! Don't say that I wrote it too much. Book friends who don't like it can order it!

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