After rebirth, my friend's mother became my maid

The message was sent by Liu Shishi. I haven’t contacted her since the last time I had dinner with her. It can be seen from the text that she is very angry.

Zhang Zhiming replied: "Sorry, I'm not very good at chatting."

"Well, he looks so indifferent. No wonder he has been single for so many years."

Liu Shishi muttered something, and typed while eating a banana: "Then can you come to me now?"

"I don't have time, I have to do military training in the afternoon." Zhang Zhiming replied to Liu Shishi.

Lawrence Lu just came out of the bathroom to dry his hair and asked Zhang Zhiming: "Zhiming, please take a day off this afternoon to accompany me to the city hospital!"

Zhang Zhiming saw the three-bomb expression from Liu Shishi and did not reply. He teased Lawrence Lu and said, "Why did you go to the hospital? You have syphilis?"

"You talk nonsense all day long. I'm still a virgin, how did I get syphilis?"

Lawrence Lu put on his shoes and looked in the mirror. When he felt dissatisfied, he went to find a comb to comb his hair into an adult look: "I went to see Sister Shishi. She is in the hospital."

Liu Shishi is hospitalized?

Zhang Zhiming was a little surprised. He opened Liu Shishi's Penguin Space and saw that an update was indeed posted.

"On the tenth day of hospitalization, I don't owe you anything anymore, 嘤嘤嘤嘤! It's so boring. Is there anyone who can stay with me?"

Ten days? Hands owed?

Zhang Zhiming knew what was going on at a glance. Ten days ago, Liu Shishi picked poisonous flowers with bare hands and gave them to him. She must have forgotten to wash her hands after returning, and then ate something, and she was infected all of a sudden.

Things were just as Zhang Zhiming had guessed. When Liu Shishi returned to the dormitory that day, her mind was filled with what she and Zhang Zhiming had said. She regretted that she had just talked nonsense without thinking carefully about it. How could she remember anything about spending money or not? It happened that her roommate

Eating spicy duck neck again, Liu Shishi took one greedily and even licked her fingers after eating.

Liu Shishi was picked up by 120 that night, and the other three roommates also had a check-up. Fortunately, they were all fine. Liu Shishi was fine because she was rescued in time, and she had recovered two or three days ago.

It's almost done and I can be discharged from the hospital in two days.

This post posted by Liu Shishi has been liked by many people less than ten minutes after it was posted, and there are also comments from Lawrence Lu below.

"Sister Shishi, what happened to you? Is it serious? Which hospital are you in? I'll go with you!"

"No, you're too boring."

"How could it be? I can tell a lot of jokes."

"Your joke is still good, but it's not impossible if you want to come. You can also call Zhang Zhiming from your dormitory, and the three of us will fight the landlord."

"Okay, Sister Shishi, wait for me."

"..."

Scroll further down, and Liu Shishi posted exactly the same post yesterday and the day before yesterday. The only difference is that neither of the two posts had any likes or comments.

Oh, I’m really impressed, so let’s go see her...

Lu Chenghao grabbed himself a large backpack similar to the God of Gamblers, and asked: "Zhi Ming, are you going or not? If you don't go, I'll ask Chen Min to go with me."

"Okay, I'll just go with you." Zhang Zhiming thought for a while and said.

Lu Chenghao smiled stupidly when he heard Zhang Zhiming agree. Although it was Chen Min who could have three people fighting against each other, but Chen Min likes to manipulate himself very much, and he would never agree as easily as Zhiming.

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Lawrence Lu thought that Liu Shishi's name was Zhang Zhiming by the way, so he quickly reported the results to Liu Shishi.

After a while, Liu Shishi sent another message to Zhang Zhiming: "Huh! Don't you want military training? Why don't you want to train?"

Zhang Zhiming was complained by Liu Shishi. He raised his head and glanced at Lu Chenghao, who was holding his mobile phone and looking cheerful like a fool. He shook his head and replied to Liu Shishi: "I didn't know you were hospitalized just now, and I just saw your updates."

"Hehe, that means you know now that I'm in the hospital, so you're worried about me?"

"No."

"You damn duck has a tough mouth." Liu Shishi was very happy. What she got from Lawrence Lu was that Zhang Zhiming agreed as soon as he shouted. Isn't this because he is worried about himself? Could it be that he likes to run to the hospital?

When Lawrence Lu was finally satisfied with his image, Zhang Zhiming also changed his clothes, white casual shirt, black casual pants, and white sneakers. This three-piece suit will never go out of style. Zhang Zhiming looks very attractive when he wears it.

"Damn it, why do you have the same appearance as me just by doing it casually?" Lawrence Lu said through gritted teeth.

Zhang Zhiming looked at Lu Chenghao's handsome face at best, and did not refute him. He chuckled and said, "I'm not as handsome as you. You are taller and have many advantages over me."

"That's indeed what happened." Lawrence Lu agreed with Zhang Zhiming's statement.

Zhang Zhiming asked: "But, with such a strong sun, will it be too hot for you wearing a coat and boots?"

"What do you know? This is called temperament!" Lawrence Lu shook his head with disdain.

In terms of appearance, Lu Chenghao has always been very confident in himself. Now he thinks that he is the most fashionable and handsome. Only Zhang Zhiming in the class is qualified to be called "double handsome" with him.

Nowadays, the handsome guy he recognizes actually doesn't understand his dressing style. It seems that Zhang Zhiming is nothing more than that.

Zhang Zhiming held his forehead and sighed, feeling that his IQ was gradually declining after staying with Lawrence Lu for a long time, so he stopped talking to him, opened the bedroom door and left.

Then Lawrence Lu quickly followed. The two left behind Chen Min who was taking a bath in the bathroom, and Zhou Aoao who was outside, and went to the office building to ask for leave from the instructor.

It seemed too much to ask for leave together, so the two of them agreed to go in separate intervals at intervals of more than ten minutes. It happened that Lawrence Lu wanted to use the toilet, so he asked Zhang Zhiming to go first.

He poured some water into his eyes from the bathroom faucet, then found the instructor's temporary office. Zhang Zhiming knocked on the door three times.

"Please come in!"

Zhang Zhiming entered the office, walked up to the instructor, and told the reason why he wanted to take leave: "Instructor, a friend of mine is very ill. I have to see him for the last time today, so I want to ask the instructor for permission to take leave."

"What's your friend's name?"

The instructor tested Zhang Zhiming. If Zhang Zhiming hesitated, he would not give Zhang Zhiming permission.

Zhang Zhiming said directly without thinking: "His name is Wang Xiaohuan!"

The instructor stared at Zhang Zhiming for a few times and noticed that Zhang Zhiming's eyes were a little moist, so he probably wasn't telling lies.

The instructor sighed and said, "Go early and come back early. If the situation is serious, you can contact me and explain clearly. It doesn't matter if you come later."

"Thank you, instructor!"

Zhang Zhiming saluted the instructor and exited.

"He is a good boy who values ​​affection and justice." The instructor praised Zhang Zhiming.

Fifteen minutes later, Lawrence Lu also knocked on the door and entered the office: "Instructor, I am very ill and want to go to the hospital."

This reason sounds a bit familiar.

"What disease do you have?" the instructor asked.

Lu Chenghao had long known that the instructor would ask this question. As smart as he was, he had already thought of the reason: "Tell the instructor, I have a cold and a headache."

"Um!"

The instructor crossed his legs and said with a smile: "I don't think you have a headache, you have a brain problem. You dress up so coquettishly on a hot day. It would be fine if you don't die from the heat. You also told me that you have a headache due to the cold. It's the school."

The infirmary can’t cure your headache, or is there a girl in some class who has a panacea for you?”

"Instructor, I really have a headache." Lawrence Lu panicked.

The instructor frowned: "Go out, I'm warning you, if I don't have you in the military training this afternoon, just wait for me."