How to Use “Fucking Trough”

“Hey! It’s finally Liyue.”

Bai Yu stretched comfortably. Although the scenery along the way was good, it was still too boring.

“Come on, Brother Ye, I invite you to eat.”

“OK.”

The two walked shoulder to shoulder in the direction of Wanmin Hall.

In fact, Bai Yu also wants to go to Liuli Pavilion or Xinyuexuan to eat, but he has to make an appointment three months in advance.

No way, Bai Yu had no choice but to choose Wanmintang.

“This, this, and this should all be served.

Brother Ye, do you have any other important points? ”

After receiving the menu handed over by Bai Yu, Ye just glanced at it, and then skillfully ordered a few dishes.

However, Bai Yu noticed that after Ye finished ordering, the other party’s expression was slightly subtle.

For a while, Bai Yu was a little confused.

“By the way, Bai Yu, what do you think of the country Liyue?”

While waiting for the food to be served, Ye leaned on his face and looked at Bai Yu who was fiddling with the chopsticks in the chopstick holder in front of him.

After getting along with each other for this period of time, Ye felt that the other party was pretty good except for being a bit talkative and lecherous.

Especially Bai Yu’s strength, Ye also admired it very much.

Apart from the fact that the other party’s attitude towards Li Yue cannot be guaranteed now, Ye still values ​​Bai Yu as a friend.

“For Liyue?”

When Bai Yu was fiddling with the chopsticks, when he heard Ye’s question, he squeezed his chin and began to think.

And Ye also stared at Bai Yu closely, a little nervous and looking forward to the other party’s reply.

“I like it here very much. It’s very good. The people here are very similar to my hometown.

It would be even better if I could find another wife here. ”

Regarding Bai Yu’s reply in the first half, Ye was quite busy and satisfied.

It’s just that Ye also smiled in the second half, and didn’t say much, but there was a little more light in his eyes.

No one knew what Ye was thinking.

“What about you? Brother Ye, what do you think of Liyue Port as a Fontaine?”

“Ah? Uh, it’s very lively, very prosperous.”

“Tsk tsk tsk!!! Brother Ye didn’t expect your vocabulary to be so lacking.

How about this, as a brother, I will teach you a word, no matter where it is placed, it can adapt to any scene. ”

Hearing Bai Yu’s words, Ye’s eyes lit up. He didn’t expect such a convenient word.

“Really? Are there any words that can be used in any scene?”

“of course.”

Bai Yu crossed his arms and looked very arrogant and arrogant.

“Listen well, this word is called’Fuck!”

“Damn it?!”

“That’s right, there is such a saying in my hometown, but I am uneducated, and I can say it all over the world.

It can be seen from this that the word ‘fuck’ contains gold. ”

leaf:……

Looking at the suspicious gaze of the other party, Bai Yu solemnly nodded the table and began to give Ye a science popularization.

“Listen well, the use of this divine word has its own skills.

When wo is pronounced three times and cao is pronounced four times, it expresses anger.

When wo is pronounced four times, cao is pronounced four times, expressing amazement.

When I pronounce it, cao pronounces it, expressing contempt.

When wo is pronounced four times, cao is pronounced twice, expressing doubts.

When wo reads four times, cao reads softly, expressing surprise.

That’s why there is that sentence, but I am uneducated, and I can say it all over the world. ”

Ye: Damn it!

Hearing Bai Yu’s explanation, Ye suddenly felt that it made sense.

Unknowingly, I learned and put it to good use.

While Bai Yu and Ye were chatting and spasring, Master Mao had already brought the dishes.

And when Bai Yu was eating, he found that this brother Ye seemed to like spicy food very much.

Just looking at the pot of boiled black-backed bass, Bai Yu felt his saliva flow unconsciously just by looking at it.

And Ye is also methodically tasting the various spicy delicacies on the table.

Except for a little sweat on his forehead, he didn’t feel any discomfort.

Seeing this, Bai Yu tried one of the spicy dishes, and he couldn’t feel the existence of his tongue instantly.

Immediately afterwards, large drops of sweat slid down his cheeks.

Bai Yu, who couldn’t stand the spicy taste, decisively grabbed the free tea on the table and gulped it down.

Ye, who was sitting on the side, looked at the embarrassed Bai Yu with some amusement.

As early as the beginning of ordering, Ye specifically ordered it to be more spicy, but he didn’t tell Bai Yu.

At this time, Bai Yu already knew why he just finished ordering, and his eyes were a little subtle.

Who is a normal person who deliberately adds spicy food to the food?

Bai Yu suddenly had a thought in his heart that he wanted to keep a distance from his brother Ye.

There’s no way, Brother Ye is very sick. Not only is he addicted to pain, but he’s also a femme fatale.

Now there is a preference for spicy and spicy tastes in food.

Although it doesn’t matter if you take it out, but my Brother Ye is stuck with all three of them.

Bai Yu has some doubts, if he gets along with him for a long time, will he also suffer from some serious illness.

And when Bai Yu was thinking wildly, the voice of the system sounded in Bai Yu’s mind.

“Congratulations to the host for completing several bright scenes.

Rewards have been issued: Yang Dun Chakra, a Naruto character experience card (Penn version)

With a round fan as a weapon, Xue Ji eliminated Dust Dun.

A prop Fate Dice (not reusable)

One chakra and two chakras, three thousand rough stones, two hundred thousand moras.

Systematic review: The host is also going further and further along the path of imitation.

Gentle reminder, imitation is fine, but it is forbidden to do transcendent things in the name of imitation. ”

Bai Yu: …

“Mission props: Dice of Fate: Six numbers represent six different ability effects.

As for the effect obtained, it is all related to the luck of the host and has nothing to do with the system.

The prop effect lasts for two hours.

Evaluation: Life is better if it is full of mystery. ”

Although a little speechless, the rewards given this time are quite generous, especially the props for fighting faces.

After storing the props in the system space, Bai Yu continued to concentrate on cooking.

It’s just that Bai Yu didn’t dare to touch Ye Dian’s few things.

After just taking a bite, Bai Yu could faintly feel that the Jubu area was starting to catch fire.

After the lunch time passed without any risk, Bai Yu also waved goodbye to Ye.

However, before leaving, Ye gave Bai Yu a blue dice.

What is it? If fate meets Ye’s younger sister one day, Bai Yu will be able to recognize her with this blue dice.

At that time, it will all depend on Bai Yu’s own performance.

Seeing Ye’s back leaving quickly, Bai Yu looked at the blue dice Ye gave him with some doubts.

He looked at the red dice presented by the system again, feeling a little confused for a moment.

“Well, do you want to try this item first?”

For a while, Bai Yu became curious, and put Ye’s blue dice behind the system space.

Then he threw the system’s red fate dice high into the sky.

After the dice quickly fell from the air to the ground, they began to spin until they slowly stopped.

When the dice stopped completely, the number 4 appeared in front of Bai Yu’s eyes.

After Bai Yu saw the numbers clearly, the dice on the ground also dissipated.

At the same time, the effects of the props represented by the number 4 also appeared in Bai Yu’s mind.

“Non-chief yyds: In the next two hours, the user’s luck value plummeted.

But after every three bad lucks, there will be one good luck.

Looking forward to the host mouse tail juice, the bad luck period is good and bad. ”

Bai Yu: Is my current wave good luck or bad luck?

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