After Setting up Her Own Stall, the Bigshot in Mystic Arts Went Viral

on the way back.

Bai Wei suddenly thought of Xiao Zhang, she knew that Xiao Zhang would never lose the chain at critical moments.

When she was waiting for someone at the door, Xiao Zhang had a stomachache, so the two of them didn't go out together.

Now at this time, it seems abnormal that the other party has not come out of the toilet.

Qu Jian'er told the truth: "Constipation."

Bai Wei looked at the paper delivery service in her chat with Xiao Zhang: "Then I'll buy him some chrysanthemums and honeysuckle online to defeat the fire, and then some bananas and dragon fruit to promote gastrointestinal motility."

Qu Jian'er reminded: "Buy Prunella vulgaris."

Bai Wei asked, "Why?"

She thought there was some university question in it.

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Qu Jian'er was serious: "The recent campaign against pornography, we can't break the law knowingly."

→_→Bai Wei: I believe you are a ghost.

Qu Jian'er suddenly stopped: "Wait, my precious board seems to have fallen on Mr. Zuo's car."

Bai Wei's eyes widened: "What!?"

Qu Jian'er was melancholy: "Board, it's just my fortune-telling board. It's not easy to find and tame a board with the right size and material."

Bai Wei gritted her teeth: "I'm asking Mr. What!"

Qu Jian'er blinked: "Left."

Bai Wei's mind is full of "left, left", now, she doesn't need to guess who it is.

She took a deep breath, and really wanted to know when Qu Jian'er "hooked up" with Zuo Chen.

But clearly, now is not the time to ask that.

The two chatted.

While speeding up.

It can be seen that they are extremely worried about whether Comrade Xiao Zhang will live in the toilet forever.

Xiao Zhang, who suffered from forgetting to bring toilet paper, sneezed hard when his legs were about to squat numb.

He made another contact on his mobile phone, but he still didn't wait for the straw to save his life.

At this time, Bai Wei questioned from her soul: "Let's not talk about how you hooked up with someone behind my back, or why the other party wanted to be your driver. You asked him to drive you here, wouldn't it be to save money on the car? "

Qu Jian'er asked back, "Am I that kind of person?"

??(??￣??￣?)???? Bai Wei: Then you are amazing!

Perhaps Bai Wei's gaze was too obvious.

Qu Jian'er understood: "Is it so obvious?"

Bai Wei had black lines on her face, she didn't want to face the stingy guy who didn't know himself.

She was powerless to change the subject and said: "Many people are looking for your black spot now, maybe someone will take a picture of it, how much do you care about the black stuff on your body?"

There are always many unkind gazes, but Qu Jian'er doesn't bother to pay attention to who takes pictures and who doesn't.

She also doesn't care if it's a sneak shot or not.

I just don't know if Zuo Chen would mind.

However, once this matter happens, the person with influence will definitely not be Zuo Chen.

When Qu Jian'er and Bai Wei came back, there was a circle of entertainment reporters at the entrance of the program group.

Bai Wei gritted her teeth, her airway and chest couldn't stop rising and falling: "I knew she wouldn't miss the chance to hack you, what should I do, get into the program group by another route?"

Qu Jian'er was very serious: "There are no dogs around here, there should be no dog holes for us to drill."

Bai Wei almost didn't come up in one breath: "The way I'm referring to is the back door, or the side door, our thoughts are destined not to be on the same channel, are we?"

Qu Jian'er didn't speak, because the group of people in the distance smelled gossip.

Like zombies, they smelled human and ran towards Qu Jian'er frantically.

Shouting and recording while running.

"Qu Jian'er, did you push someone?"

"So you entered the entertainment industry to escape?"

"Underage is not illegal, so you have no fear?"

"Please explain...don't run, don't run!"

The long-distance running team headed by Qu Jian'er and Bai Wei "toured" at the entrance of the program group.

Qu Jiaorou's eyes twitched.

They watched Qu Jian'er walk a group of reporters a dozen times like a dog.

Qin Liang took the opportunity to block people: "So many people are waiting, you can't escape."

Except for Qu Jian'er and the camera silver ball who were able to run, the reporters were too tired to speak.

Bai Wei's chest kept rising and falling, and she still didn't forget to protect her: "What do you know..."

Qu Jiaorou looked completely understandable: "We know you can't believe it, and everyone can't believe it, so we waited for her to explain in public."

You Qu Jiaorou took the lead.

The topic finally returned from running wildly to normal question and answer.

A group of reporters couldn't straighten their backs, they were panting heavily, their hands were shaking from exhaustion, and they still didn't forget their original aspirations.

"Excuse me, are you Qu Jian'er?"

"Stop avoiding the subject."

"Now it's a live broadcast, please take it seriously!"

"We know that the one wearing the gray-blue sports jacket is Qu Jian'er, and it's you... Wait, what are you doing?"

Qu Jian'er sighed regretfully, turned around, took off her coat out of breath and put it on Qu Jiaorou's head.

Everyone looked blank: "???"

Qu Jian'er opened her eyes and said nonsense: "I'm not wearing a coat now, so I'm not the vile, asshole, talented, and gorgeous Qu Jian'er you're looking for."

(▼皮▼#) Everyone: We agree with the first two adjectives, but what the **** are the last two?

Qu Jian'er waved his hand: "There is no Qu Jian'er you are looking for here, let's go, let's go."

(╬◣д◢) Everyone: Do you think we don't recognize you when you take off your coat?

Qu Jiaorou took off her coat, resisting the urge to throw it away: "Are you evading responsibility?"

Qin Liang hurriedly responded: "Qu Jian'er, everyone will not be fooled by you."

Bai Wei frowned: "The pushing people are all false accusations!"

Several reporters manipulated delicate floating microphones, ignored Bai Wei, and aimed at Qu Jian'er's face.

Qu Jian'er sighed: "Hey, I didn't expect that you are the only ones who will never leave me and pursue me."

Hearing Qu Jian'er's unusually unscrupulous words, everyone still didn't realize the seriousness of the matter.

But Qu Jiaorou became alert.

Qu Jian'er's acting skills are exaggerated: "In order to thank everyone for your support, I decided to disclose to everyone the thrilling, tear-jerking, heart-touching, and exciting growth history before I entered the showbiz. Come, rich people give me money."

Bai Wei understood instantly, she snatched the coat that Qu Jiaorou was holding in her hand.

After shaking off the clothes, collect the star coins one by one.

Naturally, everyone didn't want to pay, but they saw that Qu Jian'er had a tendency of "don't talk if you don't pay".

Thinking that it was not worth a few dollars, they all resigned to their fate and threw a few star coins into their coats. UU reading www.uukanshu. com

Seeing this, Qu Jian'er was so satisfied that she took out her mobile phone and urgently searched for a tragic short abuse article.

Reading boring and sadistic fast-food literature, she is talking about the climax.

The reporters reacted.

"You still look at your mobile phone to read, is it a manuscript? It doesn't sound right, what are you talking about?"

"Wait a minute, why does it sound like a brainless novel my cousin reads?"

"So, you were just fooling everyone and the audience!?"

Immediately, these reporters almost lost control of their civilized professional ethics and almost cursed.

After being punctured in public.

Qu Jian'er didn't panic either.

She was extremely thick-skinned.

It was natural to change the subject.

Qu Jian'er was serious: "Oops, you guys discovered my petty thoughts. Since you insist on forcing me to tell the truth, then I have no choice but to give in."

When they heard that Qu Jian'er was finally going to broadcast live officially, everyone was very relieved.

They clenched the microphones and pulled themselves together.

Qu Jian'er made up a classic bedtime story from her previous life: "Once upon a time, there was a fairy castle on the green grassland. In the castle, there was a lonely and helpless beautiful girl in armor. In order to survive, she learned how to pick up trash, Broken boulders in the chest, nursing of sows, eating 8 tons in one meal..."

Everyone was stunned: WTF?

A female reporter was almost driven crazy. She faced her bleak life and shouted: "What are you talking about? What we want to ask is why did you push people!?"

Qu Jian'er signaled everyone not to worry: "Come on, I'm going to make up a pretty girl's middle school life."

Everyone was almost suffocating with enough oxygen: You **** know you're making it up! ?