After The Blind Date Failed, The Rich Woman Tried To Enter My Heart
Chapter 79: What Is A Scumbag?
On a clear morning after the rain, the warm sunshine penetrates through the thick clouds and gently touches the earth.
Shen Lang was awakened by the confused murmur of the landlady in his arms.
When he opened his eyes, what came into view was a delicate face of a mature woman, with a smile of satisfaction and happiness at the corner of her mouth.
Just then, the alarm on the cell phone on the bedside table rang.
Xia Shuyi frowned and nuzzled lazily into Shen Lang's arms.
Then he reluctantly and tiredly opened his reddish eyes, looked at the big boy close at hand, and asked with dependence.
"When did you wake up?"
"Just woke up."
Shen Lang raised his hand and picked up his phone to turn off the alarm, then huddled into the warm bed and held the landlady's plump and warm body in his arms.
"It's still early, I'm just taking a nap."
Xia Shuyi's figure is really perfect, and she feels very fulfilled when held in her arms
"Oh, are you still young?"
Xia Shuyi touched Shen Lang's face tenderly, and sneered like an intimate big sister: "Why do you look like my Mengmeng?"
There was a snap.
The bedroom door was slowly pushed open, and the two of them trembled reflexively.
Shen Lang quickly poked his head out of bed and looked at the door.
It turns out that Mengmeng in cartoon pajamas got up.
"Mom, little brother Shen."
The little girl was so sleepy that she didn't ask why she was in the next room last night, or why the two of them slept together.
After greeting the two of them lazily,
The little girl sleepily climbed onto the bed, opened the quilt in a daze, got into the bed between the two of them, and soon began to snore.
The two looked at each other and smiled in understanding.
Shen Lang gently rubbed the little girl's head: "Sister Xia, don't tell me, we really look like a family of three."
"What, you want to be a father?"
Xia Shuyi stroked her daughter's hair, which was messed up when she slept, and made a tentative joke: "Don't you men all hate raising other people's children?"
[1: It depends on who the other party is. Sister Xia, you are so beautiful. How can I still get a lovely daughter for free? Is this an unstable and profitable business? 】
[2: Forget about Sister Xia, let’s drive to get the certificate now. From now on, I will be responsible for taking care of you, mother and daughter. Both my surname and Mengmeng’s are okay! 】
[3: It depends on whose father you are. Mengmeng is so cute. She will definitely be more beautiful than you, Sister Xia, when she grows up. If we are not your biological children, then I am not guaranteed to make a profit? 】
"It depends on who the other person is."
Shen Lang raised his hand and stroked Xia Shuyi's cheek, saying softly and half-jokingly.
"Sister Xia, you are so beautiful. How can I get a lovely daughter for free? Is this such an unstable and profitable business?"
These three answers are actually quite fucked up, and only option 1 is more normal.
Given the current relationship between the two, speaking out option 1 is actually not considered licking.
Xia Shuyi was obviously joking when she said this, and Shen Lang also caught it in a joking way.
While it doesn't go against the current atmosphere, it can also praise the mother and daughter in a circumstantial way.
Xia Shuyi is a smart person, and she knows that this sentence must be a joke.
Even if Xia Shuyi knew that Shen Lang said this deliberately to coax her, Xia Shuyi would be very happy.
Because some words may not be true, but if they make girls happy, then the purpose is achieved.
It is impossible for a girl to be so determined to ask the man whether this sentence is true or false.
However, this option has a risk, that is, if Xia Shuyi becomes serious, she is very likely to ask Shen Lang: "Do you really think so?"
If Xia Shuyi really gets serious and asks this question, it will not end well.
Xia Shuyi looked at Shen Lang quietly with her beautiful eyes, looking serious and hesitant to speak.
Shen Lang couldn't help but swallow.
Is it possible that the landlady really wants to play? Do you really want me to be your father?
"Not serious."
After all, Xia Shuyi still rolled her eyes at Shen Lang with charm, but with a satisfied smile on her face.
This is the same result as Shen Lang expected.
"When I first met you, I always thought you were an honest and honest college student."
Xia Shuyi smiled depressedly and somewhat self-deprecatingly: "I didn't expect you to be more glib than the men I've seen."
Xia Shuyi had already seen long ago that Shen Lang was definitely not an honest and honest college student.
After all, this guy's eloquence is smarter than some of the big bosses Xia Shuyi knows, and he is definitely not an ordinary college student.
So, this is a very realistic thing.
Take a joke on the Internet as an example, a lively and playful Erha, and an honest and dutiful golden retriever.
Most people know that Erha can tear down the house, but there are still many people who are willing to choose Erha, who is lively, active and highly interactive.
Only a small number of girls will choose an honest and dutiful golden retriever.
The same goes for the scumbag theory.
Obviously everyone knows that such a scumbag is very dangerous and can easily be eaten up and kicked away by the opponent.
But there are girls who are willing to take risks and become addicted to the sweet words of scumbag men and cannot extricate themselves.
Xia Shuyi knew very early on that Shen Lang was not a fuel-efficient person.
But she was willing to be with Shen Lang and willing to listen to some of Shen Lang's ambiguous love words.
To this day, Xia Shuyi doesn't know why Shen Lang has changed so much.
Xia Shuyi has been in business for so many years, and she has declined all kinds of well-spoken big bosses and young boys with ulterior motives.
After so many years of accumulation, Xia Shuyi thinks she has a sharp eye and is good at judging people.
When she first met Shen Lang, Xia Shuyi thought Shen Lang was an introverted and honest college student.
But who would have thought that he would now sleep with that honest college student?
She even kept pressing against Shen Lang.
If he was mistaken, it can only be said that Shen Lang hid it too well.
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