"You idiot, left, left, labor and management tell you to lift your left foot, don't you distinguish between left and right?" Xu Hua's voice was a little desperate.
How could I have such a stupid soldier, but I can't do it without training.
"Mom sells the batch, you idiot actually has a girlfriend, what does your girlfriend like about you? Give the labor and management a good start! One! Two! TMD, which foot do you lift..."
That's why he can't beat and scold the soldiers in an open and honest manner now, otherwise he would look like a black face, and Lin Fan really felt that the little fat man would be held down and beaten by him.
......
On the morning of the fourth day, suddenly, Xu Hua began to randomly check the internal affairs regulations.
"Lin Fan, what is Article 66 of the House Rules!"
Seeing Lin Fan come in with a cup in hand, Squad Leader Xu stood in front of Lin Fan with a straight face and opened his mouth.
His mind was stunned, but Lin Fan immediately began to think carefully. The internal affairs regulations were the first thing, there were 325 in total, and he had already memorized more than half of them.
After thinking about it for a while, Lin Fan stood up straight and said loudly, "Report to the squad leader, Article 66 of the House Rules is.
Military units and individuals are not allowed to make their own military uniforms, and are not allowed to buy imitation military uniforms and logo apparel.
Soldiers may not sell, dismantle or modify military uniforms, and may not lend or give military uniforms and logo apparel to local units and personnel. "
"Very good, not bad!" Lin Fan saw that the squad leader's expression softened a bit, and at the same time, he also saw that the other comrades' eyes widened somewhat incredulously.
"What about Article 89?"
"Report to the squad leader, Article 89 of the Internal Affairs Ordinance is: Soldiers shall not gamble, fight, or participate in superstitious activities."
"Very good, as expected of a prospective college student who can be admitted to a university!" This time, the monitor showed a rare smile.
Immediately turned around to look at the others, and lowered his face again: "Look at you guys, especially Zhu Hong, you also said that you are a college student, a simple housekeeping order, but after memorizing it for a few days, I couldn't answer a single one.
This morning, apart from waiting for the next exercise, Lin Fan was free to arrange for half a day.
For the rest of the people, give me the internal affairs rules. If the result of the random inspection tomorrow is still like this, then you wait and see! "
After the squad leader finished speaking, he went out to wash himself with a cup.
"Mr. Lin, Brother Fan, do you want to be so perverted! You just take it down, it looks like we are useless!" Ren Yuan groaned, and the others nodded in agreement.
"That's right, it's miserable. Everyone is the same. Now we have a prominent child like you. We're done. I can't remember this thing at all! I just watched it, and I turned my head and didn't remember it!"
A group of comrades screamed, Zhu Hong exaggerated even more. At this time, he directly pulled Lin Fan onto his bed and sat down, then half-squatted and pulled Lin Fan's hand.
"Brother Fan, tell me, what method did you use? How long has it been since you learned such a complicated order, can you save the child?"
"Brother Fan, save the children!" The other comrades in arms also came around and coaxed...
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Chapter 21 The Commissary in the Barracks! (For flowers, for support!
In the early morning, this group of people are basically wearing yesterday's clothes.
And this group of people, except after the first day of bathing, in these three days, there are only a handful of people who wash their feet.
The strong body odor and the sour smell on the clothes almost made the surrounded Lin Fanxun roll his eyes.
Pulling away the group of people, Lin Fan stood up and took a few breaths, then said loudly, "MD, can't you smell it yourself? Squeeze together, this smell can kill mosquitoes!"
"Hey, Brother Fan, we're not you! You're a pervert, and you say you're a quasi-college student, don't you want to study in high school? Are you running every day, look at your physique, and you haven't been allowed ten kilometers a day? I am envious of someone with back pain!"
"That's right, every night we come back tired and take a step and feel terrible! You can still go to fetch water, wash your feet and wipe your body. They are all human. Have you considered our feelings like this?"
"And now you're reciting the order, and you've been caught so quickly. I didn't think there were geniuses in this world before, but now I believe it, genius! Come on, let me hug and give me some genius!"
"Fuck off~!" Lin Fan ran away.
"Hoo~!" Lin Fan took a deep breath when he opened the door and walked into the corridor, feeling like he was alive again.
After a while, the congregation whistle was blown below, and Lin Fan ran down with everyone at the door.
After a three-kilometer run, his throat was dry. After returning to the dormitory to take a sip of water, Lin Fan ran outside the door with the instruction booklet and waited for dinner.
"Look at Lin Fan, I'm looking at you, a bunch of lazy people!" Standing at the door, Lin Fan could also hear the roar of the monitor in the dormitory.
......
After breakfast, Lin Fan, who was able to arrange his time freely, did not stay in the dormitory. The smell inside, even if the window was opened now, was useless.
Lin Fan already knew the location of the troop's canteen, and he didn't need to go back to the dormitory to get money. His mobile phone and money were in the carry-on space.
Holding the instruction booklet, I wandered all the way to the canteen. The person selling the goods was not a soldier, but an uncle, but the one who could open the canteen must be a member of the army.
"Master, is there any air cleaner?"
"Yes, this row is all, the flat price is 20 yuan a bottle, how many bottles do you want!"
Lin Fan glanced at it and pointed to two bottles at random: "Give me these two bottles!"
While talking, Lin Fan didn't finish shopping. He finally had some time for himself, so how could he buy more things.
Lin Fan directly bought ten bags of instant noodles, and then bought some bread, chocolate, Red Bull, Coke, and even mineral water.
With two bags full, the uncle looked a little dumbfounded.
Although the troops can come to buy food, but Lin Fan looks like this, he doesn't have a rank on his shoulders, he is obviously a new recruit.
"Little brother, you are still training now, you have bought so much and there is no place to store it. If you bring it back to the dormitory, you will be fined and your things will be confiscated. Otherwise, you will let me here? When you can come later. , will you take it again?"
The boss has opened a shop here for a long time, and he is obviously very clear about the situation of the recruit company.
But Lin Fan refused with a smile: "I did a good job, I was chartered by the squad leader this morning, although I bought a lot of things, but I went back and distributed some to other brothers.
All right, boss, check out! "
Lin Fan actually didn't have much money on him. Before entering the military camp, he still had several thousand yuan in his card, but the cash he could use was only over five hundred yuan, but it was enough. After buying these things, it was only one hundred and eighty yuan. More than ten dollars! "
"By the way, boss, do you have a lighter and a cigarette?"
"You little soldier, if you don't study well, it's a violation of discipline for recruits to smoke!" The boss pointed at Lin Fan and said with a smile.
Obviously, he has this. Although the army prohibits recruits from smoking, veterans are allowed.
The place where Lin Fan is now is not the only recruit company, this is the Red Arrow Brigade.
The recruit company is just a small part of it. There are more veterans here.
In the end, Lin Fan still bought two packs of Furong King and two lighters.
It's still necessary to buy a lighter. Others can't bring it with them, but he can!
Carrying two large bags out of the store, Lin Fan stuffed most of the things into his pocket in an empty corner, leaving only the air freshener, three packs of instant noodles, two boxes of biscuits and a bottle of Big bottle of Coke!
At the same time, just as Lin Fan was walking back, in Duan Yue's office, where he had been repeating, Xu Hua was looking at the company commander in front of him with a smile on his face.
"Platoon... No, company commander, I found that we have a good seedling in our class. I feel you can talk to the above and leave him directly in our brigade!"
Xu Hua habitually called the platoon leader when there were no recruits, but as soon as he saw that he opened his mouth, Duan Yue looked at him with a dark face, and immediately changed his tune.
In fact, he was not wrong, his company commander has a three-month limitation period, and after that, he will become a platoon commander again...
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(Please ask for flowers, evaluation tickets, etc. for all kinds of support!!.
Chapter 22 Thorn, sharp soldier? (Please collect, please support!
"Who is it? That thorn?" Duan Yue thought for a while, then looked at him and said.
He still had some impressions of some people in the second class, especially Lin Fan.
Who told him that he became the kind of chicken in his hands on the first day, and even saw his unique sprinting style at dinner!
"Yes, the platoon leader, that's him!"
"Isn't he a stunner? Where is he?" At this time, the instructor at the opposite table interjected!
He also remembered Lin Fan, but his impression of Lin Fan was still on that day.
Ten kilometers, running at the speed of a 400-meter competition, is not stunned!
"No, company commander, instructor, in fact, I didn't report to you that day, because I was going to observe for two more days!"
"Oh? What do you mean, have you been observing for the past few days?" The instructor got up and walked over with a smile on his lips.
"Well! Observe it!
In fact, I didn't report that he finished the ten-kilometer run that night! "
"Oh? Then what?" The company commander was a little surprised. He was able to run ten kilometers just after entering the camp.
But, that's all.
The barracks is very large, and many new recruits come in every day.
The barracks welcomes good seedlings, but the Red Arrow Brigade has not reached that level. The better seedlings will rob people in advance.
Unless, he is really enchanting!
"When he ran five kilometers, I wrote down the time, and the result was within 19 minutes, 18 minutes and 22 seconds!
"Oh! Can a five-kilometer run within nineteen minutes, or eighteen minutes and twenty-two seconds?" The company commander became interested, and the instructor walked up to Xu Hua and said solemnly, "Squad Leader Xu, are you sure?"
Xu Hua nodded seriously: "I can even see that he still has reservations. If he goes all out, it shouldn't take eighteen minutes, maybe even within seventeen!"
"What kind of international joke are you making!" The company commander slapped the table and got up!
"Do you know what the concept of less than 17 points is? The level of a national third-level or even second-level athlete.
A recruit, if he can run within seventeen minutes, at this age, I remember you said that he took the high school entrance examination and was admitted to the university, then he must be a trained athlete, and this kind of person will run to the military camp. ? "
The situation in the military camp of ** is actually a bit special. Strictly speaking, most of the recruits every year are losers.
Most of them are college entrance examination failures, and very few are college students who are recruited, and even college students have average academic performance.
Those who can really read and can read would not choose to come here to endure hardship at all.
After all, the troops are notorious for their strictness and hardship. If there is a choice, not many people who can obviously take other paths will come in!
At the moment, if Lin Fan's situation is true, then he will definitely be able to use his special skills to add points, and even enter the university for free with special recruits, and even get bonuses.
How could such a person be the kind of person who Xu Hua said had an accident at home and lacked tuition fees, so he came to join the army and received allowances and wanted to retire and then go to school.
"Company commander, instructor, I don't need to lie to you, if you don't believe me, we can let him test it.
Moreover, his advantages are not only these, his memory is also very good, and he has self-control, and he can insist on reading books. I woke up today and checked the house rules, and the whole class passed the test! "
For a while, the office was quiet.
Ten minutes later, the door of the dormitory was pushed open by the monitor.
However, as soon as he pushed it away, the squad leader's face was pulled down.
A group of people are holding cups and grabbing food at this time.
Seeing him come in, he immediately started collecting things in a panic.
"Where's the coke and biscuit instant noodles!"
Originally, he was full of joy and asked Lin Fan to go to the playground, but he didn't want to see this scene.
"Report, squad leader, I just went out and bought it!" Lin Fan stretched out his hand and stood up helplessly.
In fact, he originally intended to bring this thing, and he was going to greet the squad leader and give it to everyone.
But I didn't see Xu Hua when I came back, and these animals didn't care so much. They poured Coke with a cup, and when they were done, they smashed the instant noodles and opened the biscuits...
Lin Fan took the initiative to stand up, and the squad leader's expression softened, but instead of looking at Lin Fan, he looked at the others.
"One by one, they are crying bitterly and tired, and each one is more stupid than each other in memorizing the rules. Now they are very active in eating.
Except for Lin Fan, you all put down things for me and come out with a cup! "
The monitor opened the door and let them squeeze into the corridor together.
Then, without saying anything else, he instructed everyone to stand in the corridor against the wall one by one.
He took the cups in their hands and put them on top of their heads one by one.
"Standing with a cup, don't you like to drink Coke? Don't you like to recite rules? You all stood here for me this morning!"
After scolding the group, the squad leader turned to look at Lin Fan who was still in the dormitory: "Come with me!"
The scalp was numb, Lin Fan didn't know what Xu Hei-face was calling him to do, but he always felt that nothing good would happen.
After all, there are good things, and it should not be the head of a new recruit.
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