"Come on, Brother Fan, smoking a cigarette is not a good cigarette, only this one!" Ren Yuan took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and handed it out to Ziyun.
He asked Lin Fan if he couldn't smoke, and Lin Fan didn't bully him, saying that he smoked one every now and then!
Lin Fan reached out to take it and said with a smile, "You guys are really not afraid of death, didn't you see the tragic appearance of Wang Bing before?"
He said so, but Lin Fan also took the cigarette to his mouth.
Ren Yuan hurriedly took out a lighter to help Lin Fan light it, and by the way, he also continued the half that he had just extinguished.
"Ah! Brother Fan, you smoke too!" Behind the two of them, Liu Tie looked at Lin Fan smoking, and said with a loud voice.
Lin Fan said angrily, "Is there anything to be surprised about? I still eat?"
Ren Yuan even picked him up and said, "Don't stay here! If you don't smoke, go outside and stand guard. Hurry up and wait for the off-duty platoon leader to come over!"
"Don't you have to be careful that my instructor comes over?"
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Chapter 41 Caught Smoking! (For collections, for flowers!
"It's miserable~"
Lin Fan heard the sound from outside the toilet, and while thinking secretly in his heart, he hurriedly took off the cigarette and threw it on the ground and stomped it out.
Not only Lin Fan, but everyone else panicked.
Okay! He also talked about the squad leader and platoon leader, now there is a bigger one.
The instructor is here!
It didn't take two seconds, there was a person standing at the door of the toilet.
In the toilet, now everyone's cigarette butts should be thrown into the pit, and those who should be guessed should be trampled out.
However, there is no way to hide the strong smoke smell.
"Meaning...instructor...you...you...do you want to go to the toilet too?" After Liu Tie turned around, he greeted stupidly, which made Lin Fan want to go up and knock on his head and look at him. What is he thinking about?
Even if he makes a fuss about smoking by himself, now the instructor comes to the toilet in the middle of the night, and you ask, still ask!
Who doesn't want to go to the toilet!
Of course, Lin Fan also guessed that he might not mean this. The instructor has his own private room and does not use the public toilet here. He may have wanted to ask why the instructor came to this toilet, but when he was nervous, he asked like that. .
"Humph!" The instructor snorted coldly, and Liu Tie, who didn't care, looked at a group of people who hurriedly threw their cigarette butts and ran to the door to stand and gather.
"It's all good. You don't sleep in the middle of the night, you hide here to smoke, and you come here in a team. You guys are so excited!"
In the instructor's words, the anger was obviously suppressed.
Lin Fan cried out in pain.
What's the matter with this TM!
I just came here, I just lit the cigarette, just took a sip, and when this unfortunate thing happened, it was like a dog.
"Come out with me!"
The instructor turned around and left, leaving behind in the toilet. A group of recruits from the third company looked at each other, and everyone saw the bitterness on each other's faces.
To say, Liu Tie is probably the hardest. This baby doesn't smoke, but now he's in the toilet, can he tell?
Yellow mud sticks to the crotch, it's not **** or shit!
Together with Lin Fan, the nine others stood in front of the dormitory building.
The instructor called out the squad leader of the first class. He first stared at one of the soldiers with his head bowed in the crowd.
After that, I didn't say much. I listened to the instructor's words and went back to the dormitory. I brought back my little yellow basin and took half a basin of water. By the way, I didn't know where I got a very cheap yellow plum cigarette.
"Don't you know that the recruit company is non-smoking?"
"Know!"
"Hmph, I know it's still pumping, the rules of your army are to play with you, right!"
Lin Fan lowered their heads and dared not speak. Liu Tie wanted to stand up again and again and say that he didn't smoke, but he didn't dare...
After the instructor finished speaking, he didn't say anything.
Smoking is not a big deal, just follow the army's usual rules.
Lin Fan glanced secretly, he saw a squad leader, and opened the cigarette at this time.
Then, he tore up a pack of cigarettes, and shredded all twenty of them and threw them into the water in the small yellow basin.
Then, he picked up another cigarette and walked to Lin Fan and the others, starting with the first Lin Fan.
"Open your mouth!"
Lin Fan shouted bitterly in his heart, he already knew what he was going to do. The last time Wang Bing was dealt with by Xu Hua, he didn't think it would be his turn in just a few days.
I also blame myself for being too careless just now, knowing that there are so many of them, it's hard to hide, and I smoke with them.
If he was alone, he could turn his hand, pinch the cigarette, and throw it into his personal space. He couldn't find the lighter, nor the cigarette **** and cigarette case. Even if he smelled of smoke, he would still refuse to admit that it was in the toilet just now. of.
But there is no way to explain it now.
I can only admit it!
One by one, packs of inferior and cheap cigarettes were all stuffed into Lin Fan's mouth.
Twenty, all lit, like a gatling with a twenty tube in its mouth.
Full fire, smoke sparks, mixed with smoked tears...
"Cough cough... class... monitor... I don't know how to smoke!" At this time, Liu Tie was next to Lin Fan. It was this guy who only lit a cigarette. Coughing non-stop.
All the cigarettes in the mouth were also sprayed out!
"Are you lying to ghosts? Most of the night people don't smoke. Why are you hiding in the toilet with them?"
"I...I'm just helping to stand guard!" Liu Tie cried, it wasn't smoky, it was really aggrieved, he really didn't smoke, and if he was punished for just running, he would recognize it, but Now let him be a smoker who can smoke twenty sticks at a time, then he really can't stand it!
"Forget it, you go back and surrender to your squad leader. It's clear that you will write three thousand words for me tomorrow and stick to it!" At this time, the instructor spoke up.
He believed in Liu Tie, mainly when he was outside the toilet, when he heard Ren Yuan say that there was someone who didn't smoke and went outside to watch. Now it seems that he was just saying this stupid.
If you don't smoke, there is no need for such punishment.
It's just that standing guard for other smokers is an accomplice and will eventually be punished.
Liu Tie left like this, which made other people's minds liven up.
Seeing Lin Fan's appearance, Ren Yuan dared to speak.
"Meaning... Instructor, I... don't smoke either!"
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Chapter 42: Tobacco Tea, Military Fist! (For support, for flowers!
"Are you lying to a ghost? A mouth full of smoke!"
Before the instructor opened his mouth, he picked up the cigarette that was lit by Liu Tie on the ground, and then went to Liu Tie-mian's squad leader and scolded directly.
"Don't talk nonsense, open your mouth!" The squad leader glared at Ren Yuan.
On the other hand, the instructor who was just looking at it smiled at this time: "I make a mistake and quibble. Isn't there an extra pack? Give him a reward!"
At this moment, Lin Fan's tearful eyes glanced to the side, just in time to see Ren Yuan, who was about to cry without tears, with an expression of wanting to die, as a squad leader stuffed a cigarette into his mouth.
After a while, the instructor looked at all the people with big mouths and mouths of cigarettes and said lightly: "All of them like smoking, so this time, if you smoke enough, you are not allowed to stop, and you are not allowed to smoke directly.
Suck it for me, and after you finish it, here is the tea prepared for you to moisten your throat~! "
The instructor's words were calm, but what he pointed at made Lin Fan and the others' faces that were already smoky in pain even more bitter.
Drink smoked tea! This TM will kill people, right?
Soon, this conjecture was put into practice.
No one will die, because no one can really drink it, they all vomit after a sip, and the stomach acid can be spit out after dinner...
.........
"You two are patient!
You can eat while you eat, but you won’t be able to recite the rules, and you will smoke after working overtime. "The squad leader pointed at Ren Yuan and Liu Tie and scolded him, and only looked at Lin Fan after he finished scolding.
"And you, Lin Fan, deputy squad leader Lin, you are the deputy squad leader, I have high hopes for you, and you actually got up in the middle of the night to smoke, you disappointed me!"
In the dormitory of the second class, everyone woke up at this time, but the others just didn't get up and said a word.
When Liu Tie came back, he woke up the squad leader, but they actually woke up a few times.
Later, Liu Tie was punished by the monitor to stand at the door, and they just watched.
At this time, after the squad leader took Lin Fan and the three to leave, Zhu Hongcai said softly: "It's over! Brother Fan is going to be unlucky tonight! But I still know now that Brother Fan is also an ordinary person? He will make the same mistakes as us! "
"Hey, you said, where is the squad leader going to take the three of them now?"
"Do you want to go have a look? It shouldn't be far, you follow!"
"I'm sick! I'll be punished when I'm in trouble later!"
There was a chat in the dormitory. On the other side, Xu Hua brought the three of Lin Fan to the playground!
"Can't you sleep in the middle of the night? Then don't sleep, run for me, run out and count the ball!"
Xu Hua was really angry. There were nine people in total, three of them in his class, especially one of the deputy monitor, which made him feel ashamed.
......
"TMD, turn your back! That's you, MD, what cigarettes did you give me, it hurt me!" Lin Fan scolded Ren Yuan as he ran.
"Brother Fan, I didn't do it on purpose. I didn't know that the instructor came by so coincidentally. It's all my fault for this idiot. Why did you run in here? We were all caught!"
Ren Yuan grabbed Liu Tie on the other side and said that Liu Tie was very aggrieved.
It's alright now, something happened, I didn't smoke, and I was punished along with it.
"Brother Fan, I'm even more aggrieved!"
......
That night, the three of them ran for a long time. At least Liu Tie and Ren Yuan ran seven or eight kilometers, while Lin Fan ran farther.
Because the two of them couldn't hold on any longer, Lin Fan wanted to cheat and play slippery, but he also lay down and pretended to be dead, but the squad leader didn't eat this, and he strictly ordered Lin Fan to run another five kilometers.
So in the end, when Lin Fan returned to the dormitory, it was already past one o'clock in the morning.
Lying on the bed, I couldn't care about the smell, so I fell asleep.
Of course, it didn't take long, and around four o'clock, the monitor began to shake the bed.
Start to organize the housework, wash and go out after finishing the work.
This is the 21st day of entering the military camp, and today, during the training, there are a few other things.
After the morning exercise, they had to open their hips. During the morning class, the three platoon leaders stood up first and played a set of military boxing to open the eyes of the recruits.
This made a group of recruits who had been tossed about by military posture, doctrine and internal affairs for 20 days feel refreshed!
They are all a group of young guys. Many of them join the army for the purpose of learning martial arts and playing with guns. Now there is no hope for guns, but it is not bad to be able to learn martial arts!
Each class is separated, and the second class occupies a corner of the playground.
"Okay, follow me!"
Xu Hua turned around and assumed a ready-to-fight posture.
Then, in the eyes of everyone looking forward to it, Xu Hua didn't drill down at all, and directly asked everyone to maintain this posture.
"Hand, your hand is higher!"
"Have you not eaten? Use your hands hard and clench your fists. This is a preparatory posture for fighting, and it is also a defensive and offensive posture. It is the essence of the first set of military boxing.
All the offenses are extended from this move, and the first move is not well learned. Are you still practicing? "
With a straight face, Xu Hua kept wandering among the nine people, helping everyone to correct their postures and checking everyone's strength and lower plate.
This made the nine recruits complain, because after taking this posture, Xu Hua did not call out other orders for a long time, and did not continue to teach.
This is completely different from what everyone thinks of learning martial arts!
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