After the College Entrance Examination, Bring a System To Join the Army

Looked at them one by one, and no one said yes!

In the end, Ren Yuan gritted his teeth and made a proposal.

"Let's draw lots, whoever loses will go!"

I don't want to be a monkey, and I can't think of any talents, so I can only watch my life.

Whoever loses his life and wins the lottery, then whoever bites the bullet and performs a show.

Anyway, no matter what the performance is, there must always be one person to go, so it's definitely not good to stay in such a stalemate!

In the end, everyone agreed to the decision and asked Xu Hua to sign.

In fact, he was carrying everyone behind his back and pulled some grass from the ground, eight long and one short!

Xu Hua carried the crowd behind his back and hid it in his fist to reveal only a head of about the same length before turning around.

Looking at everyone with a smile: "Come on, pick the shortest one, and choose someone early, so that person can think about what talent he should prepare.

It was agreed in advance that no matter who you win, you have to go up, and even if you do some somersaults, you have to do dozens or hundreds of them for me! "

The nine people looked at each other, and Lin Fan took the lead: "Cough, okay, as the deputy squad leader, I will let you choose first, and leave the last one for me. I will choose first, you can talk later. I won't let you go!"

"It's alright, it's alright, the deputy squad leader, please, please!" The mouse smiled and waved his hand to signal Lin Fan to do it first!

No one wants to be this early bird, although they know that the odds are all the same, but they feel that they will suffer a loss if they draw first!

"Alright then! I'll come first!"

Lin Fan looked at everyone who didn't want to make a move, smiled, and then caught a piece of grass in the fist of the squad leader!

He was thinking, choosing one out of nine, it is impossible for him to be so black!

With a slight swipe, the squad leader released his hand, and the grass was drawn out!

The next second, Lin Fan was a little frightened, because his grass was very short, only less than five centimeters!

"Haha! Well, the others don't have to smoke!"

In an instant, Lin Fan's bad conjecture was confirmed, Xu Hua laughed and spread his fists.

It can be seen that in his palm, all the other grasses are seven or eight centimeters long, and only the one caught by Lin Fan is the shortest!

"I....."

Lin Fan's face collapsed, and he was unable to complain.

"Haha! Brother Fan, thank you for your hard work!"

"Hey, Brother Fan, wait to see you perform!"

"Brother Fan, you really deserve to be our deputy squad leader, but you are responsible. Have you thought about what talent to perform next?"

Lin Fan looked at the group of comrades, his mouth was full of bitterness.

What else can I say?

I can only say that my luck is very good!

The shortest of the nine, I touched it with one hand!

"Bah! You shouldn't waste your luck tonight. You have to buy a lottery ticket. Maybe one in five million odds, you can guess it yourself." Inwardly, Lin Fan secretly complained!

He was speechless and annoyed, but now that the overall situation was settled, Lin Fan couldn't be fooled!

"Okay, stop arguing with Lin Fan, let him be quiet, think about it, and prepare to perform some talent later!"

Xu Hua smiled and said something else.

Immediately, these guys coaxed and said a few more words, and then walked away a little, leaving Lin Fan here alone.

What are you doing?

Is it really like what the monitor said, go up and perform somersaults?

It was a headache. Lin Fan thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't think of any talent he could perform.

You can't sing, let alone dancing, even if you can dance, you can't dance!

This is a military camp, not an art school, a group of big men who only talk about muscles, who sees you twisting your waist and twisting your butt!

"Huh? Right!"

Suddenly, Lin Fan stared at his hand.

At this moment, the back grass that he had pulled in his hand was still in his hand. Now, following Lin Fan's gaze, the grass suddenly disappeared. Then Lin Fan turned his hand and spread it out, and the grass came back!

"Ha ha!"

Lin Fan laughed.

He thought about what he was going to perform, and this was extremely simple for him, and he would not let himself lose face!

"Brother Fan, are you thinking of performing some kind of talent? Laugh so happily!"

"Brother Fan, tell me what you want to perform, and let our comrades in a class help you for reference first!"

A group of comrades who had left Lin Fan behind ran over at this time.

Lin Fan looked at them and said with a smile, "Talent is not a trivial matter, but I can't tell you right now, just wait and watch my performance, it's guaranteed to be exciting!"

After speaking, Lin Fan ignored them, walked away a little, and left a sentence: "Don't quarrel with me, I have to rationalize the thinking of the performance in the future. If any of you quarrel with me and get confused, whoever will go up for me will go up for me. !"

In one sentence, Lin Fan became quiet again!

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Chapter 107 Magic Show! Terrify people! (2 more, please order!

At about seven o'clock in the evening, the sky was completely dark.

On the lawn by the lake, there was a large open space with a large bonfire burning in the middle.

The main committee came on stage, first came the opening remarks, and then directly acted as the host temporarily.

After a while, the talent~art performance officially begins!

It starts with the first squad of the recruit company.

Eleven of them go together!

Standing in front of the bonfire, together with their squad leader, the chorus of "One of My Soldiers", which was sung badly, opened!

"Squad leader, didn't you say you don't want to sing? You also said that the veteran squad leader won't participate?"

Ren Yuan, while listening to the song, whispered his head towards Xu Hua!

Xu Hua glanced at him: "They are them, I am me, and the rules of the second class are set by me.

how? Do you have an opinion? "

"Hey, no, no, monitor what you say!" Shrinking his head, Ren Yuan instantly turned to watch the performance.

Talking back to this dictatorial black face, the end will be clearly arranged!

Soon, the continuous chorus ended.

"Clap clap~"

After a burst of involuntary applause, a series of talents began.

This time, it's not a chorus, it's a new soldier singing solo, and the song is still the song in the barracks.

Army Green Flower!

In general, this recruit can really sing, and his voice is very magnetic and slightly hoarse!

It's a pity that there are no women here, all with handlebars.

No matter how magnetic his voice is, it can't attract the love of the opposite sex!

........

Play class after class!

There are traditional martial arts performances, cross talk jokes, and various songs, and even some people actually perform somersaults at the end.

A recruit of the Second Company.

All kinds of somersaults and the bouncing power made some of Lin Fan's comrades continue to ask Lin Fan curiously!

"Brother Fan, your jumping power is so strong, can you flip higher than him!"

In this regard, Lin Fan just gave them a blank eye!

He didn't flip it, how would he know how high he could flip it!

Of course, Lin Fan was very sure in his heart that if he really wanted to flip it, he would definitely be able to flip it higher than him!

After all, his body flexibility and explosiveness have now surpassed that of ordinary people.

Playing around for nearly an hour.

Finally, the three consecutive male vocal solos in front are over!

There was a round of applause to say goodbye, and then another round of applause to greet the host.

Lin Fan sorted out his nervousness, then raised his hand, jogging from the team with a smile to the side of the official committee in front of the bonfire!

"Heads, fellow squad leaders, hello everyone!

I'm the deputy squad leader of the 3rd Company of the Recruits, Lin Fan! "Lin Fan smiled and waved at everyone and introduced himself!

"Haha, deputy squad leader, you are the fourth deputy squad leader today!

However, in Sanlian, you are still the first!

Come on, comrades, let's see today what kind of talent the vice squad leader of the three consecutive classes will bring to us! "

The main committee now loses the majesty of a colonel officer, and instead presides over the shouting room, just like an ordinary professional host!

After another round of applause, Lin Fan spoke up!

"Chief, the talent show I brought to you today is a magic trick!"

"Oh? Magic, this is very novel! It's the first time it appears tonight!

Come, please start your show! "

Lin Fan didn't forget the rules, and after shouting "yes" in a salute, he took two steps forward!

Reaching out, Lin Fan took out a bullet from his pocket!

Of course, it was an empty cartridge. Lin Fan took it out of the magazine before playing!

The conditions are limited, and Lin Fan has no other props, so he can only make the best use of it!

"Look everyone! Now I'm holding a blank bomb! Immediately, I'll eat it, and then I'll make it out for everyone later!"

After Lin Fan finished speaking, he really held his head high and opened his mouth, then took the end of the bullet and put it in his mouth.

When he put it in his mouth, Lin Fan didn't let go immediately, and everyone could still see a little bullet in his buttocks.

But the next second, Lin Fan let go.

With good eyesight, you can see the bullet falling from his hand, and the official next to him can see it clearly, the bullet was really let go and put into his mouth!

Zheng Wei was a little worried: "Hey, Lin Fan, don't mess around! This bullet is not edible, you can't really swallow it!"

Although Lin Fan said it was magic, and said that he would change it later, but in this case, the official committee was a little unconvinced.

I was on the side, and I saw him throw the bullet into his mouth. It was really going to be swallowed, and if it didn't change, it was over.

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You have to be rushed to the hospital for an operation to get it out!

Lin Fan didn't listen to Zheng Wei's words, just moved his throat!

Then he put his head upright, and said to the official: "It's okay, chief, just watch me change it later!"

Lin Fan spoke like this, his tone, accent and mouth were completely unaffected, which made Zheng Wei's eyes widen a little.

Can't help but step forward!

"Open your mouth and let me see, did you really swallow it?"

"Really swallowed!"