Xu Hua expressed his stance that he would not sing in the chorus, and he would not participate, saying that this was a stage for their recruits, so in the end this important task could only be placed on the heads of the nine recruits.
"Brother Fan...As the deputy chief, you must set an example and take the lead, or else..."
"Nonsense, do you want me to practice military boxing with you? I can lead you!"
Lin Fan looked at Mouse and directly threatened.
Are you kidding me? There are so many people, and you go up to perform by yourself?
What is the performance?
Singing? I can't do it!
Dancing?
I can't even do it!
As for other things, such as telling cross talk and performing skits, He doesn’t have that funny talent!
So, why is he going up there?
Showing his ugly face to make people look like monkeys?
For a moment, everyone looked at each other, thinking about who to put on the stage!
Lin Fan looked at Zhu Hong, but before he spoke, Zhu Hong Wave your hands!
"Neither can I! Before I joined the army, I loved playing games the most. I was not interested in anything else. Now you ask me to perform. Even if you ask me to perform playing games, I don’t have the equipment! Lin
Fan stopped looking at him, turned 503 his head and looked at Liu Tie. Liu Tie also stopped smiling instantly and showed a smile that was more embarrassing than crying:"Brother Fan, I really have no talent!"".......
Everyone looked over, but no one said yes!
Finally, Ren Yuan gritted his teeth and made a proposal
"How about we draw lots and whoever loses gets to go!"
If you don't want to be a monkey, and you can't think of any talents you have, then you can only depend on your fate.
Whoever is unlucky and wins the lottery, then whoever has the courage to go up and perform a show.
Anyway, no matter the performance What, after all, one person has to go, and such a stalemate will definitely not work!
In the end, everyone agreed to the decision and asked Xu Hua to sign.
In fact, he just pulled some grass from the ground behind everyone's back, eight long and one short!
Xu Hua Carrying everyone on his back, he hid his head in his fist and only exposed a length of his head before turning around. He looked at everyone with a smile:"Come on, take the shortest one and choose someone early, so that that person can think about himself." What talents should be prepared?
I have agreed in advance that no matter who I draw, I will go up. Even if I do somersaults, you will have to do dozens or hundreds of flips for me!"
The nine people looked at each other, and Lin Fan said:"Ahem, okay, as the deputy squad leader, I will let you choose first. Just leave the last one for me. I will choose first if I can save the money. Leave it to you!"
"It's okay, it's okay, deputy squad leader, you go first, you go first!"Mouzi smiled and signaled Lin Fan to take action first!
No one wants to be the one who comes first. Although they know that the odds are all the same, they still feel like they will suffer if they take the first shot!
"Oh well! I'll go first!"
Lin Fan smiled when he saw that no one wanted to do anything, and then the squad leader took a piece of grass in his fist!
He was thinking, if he chooses one of the nine, he will never be so shameless!
With a slight twitch, the squad leader He loosened his hand and the grass was pulled out!
The next second, Lin Fan was a little frightened because his grass was very short, less than five centimeters!
"Ha ha! Okay, no need for others to smoke!"
In an instant, Lin Fan's bad suspicion was confirmed. Xu Hua laughed and spread his fist.
It was clearly visible that all the other grass in his palm was seven to eight centimeters, except for the one that Lin Fan grabbed out. The roots are the shortest!
"I....."
Lin Fan's face fell, he couldn't complain
"Ha ha! Brother Fan, thank you for your hard work!"
"Hehe, Brother Fan, wait (dadi) to watch your performance!"
"Brother Fan, you are indeed our deputy squad leader. He is responsible. Have you thought about what kind of talent you will perform next?"
Lin Fan looked at his comrades, his mouth full of bitterness.
What else can he say?
I can only say that his luck is so good!
He touched the shortest one among the nine!
"Pooh! You shouldn't waste your luck tonight. You have to buy a lottery ticket. Maybe you can guess it with a chance of one in five million."In his heart, Lin Fan was complaining secretly!
He was speechless and annoyed, but now that the overall situation has been decided, Lin Fan couldn't cheat!
"Okay, don't make any noise about Lin Fan. Let him be quiet and think carefully about what talents he is going to perform later!"
Xu Hua smiled and said something to the others.
Immediately, these guys yelled and said a few more words, and then simply walked away a little, leaving Lin Fan alone here.
What are you doing?
Is it really true ? Like the squad leader said, go up and perform somersaults?
It gave me a headache. Lin Fan thought about it for a long time, but he could n't think of any talent he could go up to perform. He couldn't sing, let alone dance, even if he could dance, he couldn't dance.
What the hell? It's a military camp, not an art school. It's a group of big men who only care about muscles. Who can see you twisting your waist and butt!
"Um? correct!"
Suddenly, Lin Fan stared at his hand.
At this time, the grass he had just pulled was still in his hand. Now following Lin Fan's gaze, the grass suddenly disappeared. Then Lin Fan turned his hand and placed it in his hand. As soon as it was spread out, the grass came back again!
"Ha ha! Lin
Fan laughed.
He thought about what he was going to perform, and this was extremely simple for him, and he would not lose face!
"Brother Fan, have you thought of performing any talents? Smiling so happily!"
"Brother Fan, tell me what you want to perform, and let our comrades in the same class help you with reference first!"
A group of comrades who had left Lin Fan behind ran over again.
Lin Fan looked at them and said with a smile:"Talent is not a trivial matter, but I can't tell you now. Just wait and see my performance. Well, it’s guaranteed to be exciting! After saying that
, Lin Fan ignored them, walked away a little, and left a message:"Don't quarrel with me, I have to sort out the ideas for the performance later. If any of you quarrel with me and get my ideas confused, whoever will do it for me will do it." Go up!"
With one sentence, Lin Fan immediately became quiet again!......._Feilu reminds you: three things about reading - collection and recommendation
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