After the Full Level of the Profession
Chapter 20
Seeing a master and a servant fooling around there, Xiao Yi was even disgusted by Robb, and she was full of doubts, what seems to be the difference between this pair of master and servant? This maid is a country girl. It's understandable that she doesn't know the rules and laughs and makes trouble with the master, but the master is so resigned to it? Is there such a priest in the Holy See? None of the pastors I've met before are like this.
After Lilian was severely "cleaned up", she went to the town center to buy bedding and daily necessities, and the small church was quiet again.
Xiao Yi and Robb were not familiar yet, so she couldn't find what to say, and she didn't want to be idle. She saw a bunch of messy footprints left by those people just now on the ground at the door of the yard, so she took a broom Come here and swipe the ground.
The beautiful nun sweeps the floor, the picture is beautiful, the key is her hard-working style, which Robb appreciates very much.
After she finished sweeping, she wanted to wipe the table in the church again, and went to the house to find a bucket. She wrapped a rope around the bucket, and was about to throw it into the well when Robb suddenly shouted, "Slow. Come on, Xiao Yi, here we don't need to pull the water up from the well."
"Huh?" Xiao Yi turned her head and looked at him curiously: "Then how do you use water?"
"Look next to the field. There's an iron pipe hanging down there. Do you see it? It's hanging down from the cistern next to it."
"I see!"
"Very good, you can walk over now and carry the faucet, yes, that's the thing, turn it gently, you don't need a lot of strength..."
Xiao Yiyi twisted her words, and the rushing water rushed out of the faucet, which startled her: "What is this? Magic?"
Robb pointed to the tall cistern in the yard and said with a smile, "This is called tap water, so it's not magic. Simply put, it means taking the water stored in the high places out for use in the low places."
Xiaoyi looked up at the water storage tank and then at the water delivery pipe. She seemed to understand something. She put the bucket under the faucet, watched the white water slowly fill the bucket, and then twisted it gently. Faucet, the water stopped. Unscrew it again, and the water comes again, and screw it again, and the water stops again.
After playing for three or four times, her icy expression could not help but melt a little, and a smile flashed for a moment, but unfortunately she immediately put it away: "It's so convenient to use water like this! No wonder you take a shower every day, I want to With such convenient water, I will wash it every day."
"There are also faucets and toilets in the kitchen." Robb said seriously: "Be sure to wash your hands after pooping, I know you like to wipe your buttocks with your hands."
Xiaoyi: "..."
With this deranged priest, there is no reason to talk about it, Xiao Yi almost went crazy, and said with a straight face: "Father, don't you have the slightest gentleman's etiquette? Fart... fart... the word butt can be used. Did you come out to discuss it with the nun?"
"This is what I call seeking truth from facts."
"Some things can be said, some things can't be said!"
"This is not a question that can be said or not, but a question that must be said, hygiene habits, defending to the death, there is no room for euphemism, otherwise you will die of strange diseases sooner or later."
"Humph!" Xiao Yi stopped talking, too lazy to care about Robb anymore.
Robb spread his hands, slumped on the stone chair, and continued to be lazy.
After a long time, Lilian came back with some daily necessities. However, when she planned to help Xiao Yi make the bed, she was stopped by Xiao Yi. The industrious nun decided to make her own bed and did not need servants. With her help, Robb discovered one of her advantages from this small action. This girl does not like to enslave others, but likes to do everything by herself.
It can be seen from this detail that she is not a girl born in a rich family. I heard that the nuns in the monastery are all girls from rich families, and girls from poor families can only be slaves when they enter the monastery. How did this little Yi become a nun? of? It's quite entertaining.
For dinner that night, it was Lilian's steak again. The dishes I have eaten recently have a high rate of repetition. This is the place that Robb is most dissatisfied with in this world. Westwind Town is too small, and it is almost impossible to buy anything decent here. For the ingredients, I can only turn steak, lamb chops, pork chops, and chicken chops over and over again, and I have already eaten crazy.
But Xiao Yi was very happy to eat. For a poor nun, steak is a very rare high-end food to eat once.
She had already taken a bath at this time, wearing a clean nun clothes, blowing the refreshing mountain wind, eating steak comfortably, while looking at this small church with her eyes, she saw the set of nuns she had replaced. The clothes were hung on the ropes and fluttered by the wind. The picture was beautiful.
Although her face was still cold, she thought to herself: Why does it feel more comfortable to live here than in the Chapel of the Holy Light? This feeling of relaxation... ah... put this thought away. I almost committed one of the seven deadly sins of laziness.
Thinking of this, she tilted her head and looked at Robb next to her with strange eyes.
Robb shrugged. "Why are you looking at me like that? Do I have mushroom sauce on my face?"
Xiao Yi said, "I don't seem to have watched you study the Bright Bible?"
Robb really wanted to say "Look at that broken scripture is worthless", but he also knew that saying this sentence would be a "sacred punishment" on the spot, and a "mind shock", this little nun would instantly She slapped all the attacking magic she knew on her face. Although she had high magic resistance and only suffered 0 damage, she was about to start playing tower defense games.
The Knights of the Temple will come to clear the portal, and after being blown up by themselves, the Holy See will request the Kingdom of Gran to send troops. So the Grand Duke Yingsi will send troops from the road of light, and lead the Knights of the White Lions to attack him. When the Norma Kingdom joins forces, of course, they will be blown up by themselves!
And the rabbit people in the Eastern Land Tang Dynasty watched the show with their hands folded, their three-petaled lips grinned, and they might even write a few yin and yang national letters: "We are deeply sorry for the civil strife in your country!"
This tower defense will play endlessly.
He had to spread his hands and said: "I got up this morning, I have read the "Bright Bible" ten times, and I feel that I have fully listened to God's teachings today. You see me lying on the stone chair without moving, but in fact I I’m practising sacred magic in secret. On the surface, it seems like I’m being lazy, but I’m actually trying my best to practice sacred magic over and over again. Ah, my body is filled with the power of the Holy Light, and it’s about to overflow. coming……"
Xiao Yi's icy face finally had an expression, it was a suspicious expression, the ghost believed that you were practicing sacred magic, and the way you looked just now was obviously laziness. Laziness is one of the seven deadly sins, and it almost made me crooked.
Of course, the seven deadly sins are not unforgivable. As long as they are corrected quickly, they will still be good friends. She will not draw a line with Robb because of laziness, but she must remind Robb: "Forgive me if I take the liberty to ask, How far is your sacred magic practice now?"
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Robb replied, "I feel pretty good about myself."
"It's really just self-feeling." Xiao Yi said coldly: "I've never seen a lazy strong person. If you don't practice hard, you won't become strong."
"That's your misunderstanding of me." Robb spread his hands and said, "Before you saw me, my hard work was one in a million, or one in ten million. How many players are there in Dark Blade? Come on? Forgot... In short, I was number one in all servers back then, and I had several nicknames, such as: Liver Emperor, Cultivation Maniac, Virgo Spoiler, and the pervert who killed the update patch... My Liver power has already become a legend, although brother has left the game now, but there must be brother legend circulating in the game, I'm sure you have never seen someone more liver than me in your life."
Xiao Yi didn't understand a word: "What are you talking about?"
Robb said: "I mean I am very hardworking, so I am very strong."
Xiaoyi: "Why did you translate such a big weird talk just now, so it was only so short in the end?"
Robb laughed: "Wow! This is the mystery of linguistics!"
Xiao Yi felt that her aloofness was about to break down. This pastor was the most bizarre pastor she had ever seen. I don't know why he always thought his smile was cheap, especially the yin and yang "Wow. , making people want to yell at him: "Shut up, pastor."
Of course, it is impossible to roar, because "anger" is also one of the seven deadly sins. If she makes herself guilty of "anger" in order to persuade a church member not to commit the crime of "laziness", she will Meaningless.
She forcibly suppressed the soul that began to run wild, and said coldly, "But I feel that you are weak."
"That's an illusion, I'm strong!"
"But I just think you're weak."
Robb said: "I really feel like I'm pretty good! Don't just talk about me, how about you?"
Xiaoyi deliberately imitated Robb's tone and said, "I also feel like I'm pretty good!"
Having said that, the atmosphere has become subtle, and I don't know why it suddenly turned into a rhythm of big eyes and small eyes.
"That is to compare with a Biro?" I don't know who said this first, or two people said it at the same time. In short, inexplicably, it turned into a situation where there was no difference between the winner and the loser, and it was impossible to have a normal conversation. situation.
Robb spread his hands and said, "Compare, let's draw a line, what do you say?"
Xiao Yi said coldly: "Compared to the recovery magic of the divine department, see whose recovery magic is more powerful, larger in scope, and faster to recite the spell. If you lose to me, please spend your time earnestly practicing instead of lazy."
Robb said: "It's a very constructive proposal, but why does it have to be compared to recovery magic? Isn't it better than the attack department? Could it be that you don't?"
Xiao Yi's icy face was expressionless, and she silently recited the incantation: "Balder, the god of light, your faithful believers dedicate all their piety and faith to you, and I beg you to grant me the grace of divine power... Holy Punishment!"
A golden light flew out from her fingertips and hit the ground next to it with a bang, making the ground dusty. When the light dissipated, a big pit appeared on the ground.
She said coldly: "Do you think I can attack magic?"
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