After the game came, I became a girl
Chapter 75
Yes, they almost forgot that the cute Xiaolin in front of them was actually a good money maker.
The scene of earning 100 million in a month was still vivid in their minds.
Unexpectedly, it has been two months.
Today is...November 2.
The preliminary round ended on October 27, and there was a seven-day break, from October 28 to November 3.
In other words, the competition will start on November 4, the day after tomorrow.
Why did he have to know this news before the competition?
The boss was upset.
If he had known that he could make so much money by following Xiaolin, why would he bet on himself to win?
If he lost, he lost. A lucky player is a lucky player.
He didn't even have to experience three days of beggar life. He shed tears of regret!
"Boss, why are you crying?"
"Are you too excited, Boss? It doesn't matter. Even if you only offer one million, we won't care."
"That’s right."What a funny guy, what a funny guy."
Lin Youzi stopped talking and ate the delicious food silently.
It was really delicious, the chicken wings, the duck legs.
Wait, the roasted duck neck...
He looked at it carefully....
It didn't seem like a duck neck.
He curiously poked it with chopsticks.
Suddenly, something white fell out.
It was a tooth!
""Fuck you."
Lin Youzi was so scared that he swore. His voice was high-pitched and sounded like a woman's.
At least that's what the three of them heard.
They all turned their heads and asked curiously:
"What's wrong?"
"Where do you buy these braised foods? Why are there rat heads? Are there braised rats?"
"Is there?"
The second brother looked at the third brother.
After thinking for a while, the third brother nodded and said:
"Well, it seems there is. It is brine voles. It is edible. Don't worry."
"As for voles, I remember that they cost several dozen yuan per pound, which is quite expensive."
"..."
Lin Youzi watched in silence as the two talked about the taste of field mice and ate marinated field mice. This strange scene made his stomach churn.
And some dull pain?
"I can't do it anymore. You guys eat. I'm going to go upstairs to rest for a while."
"Um, why don't you eat more? There's also duck neck, which is delicious. And duck head, look."
Lin Youzi turned his head to see clearly, and found that a round film appeared next to the duck head!
He pointed his finger at the film in shock.
"What is this!"
After seeing this, as normal men, they laughed
"Don't worry, this should be the duck's eye membrane, not the life blocker you think."
"I, what was I thinking, I wasn’t thinking about anything!"
Lin Youzi stuttered, he felt a little embarrassed today, it must be God's fault!
"Hahaha, Xiaolin, you can't, hehehe, normal men don't need this thing, you see, it's only about one centimeter wide, whose is so small."
They were laughing.
But this laughter, like a sharp sword, pierced into Lin Youzi's heart.
Who is so small? He always felt that he was implied.
He couldn't help it and ran upstairs.
This was the second time the three saw Xiaolin"out of control".
The boss said with a smile:
"Is Xiaolin shy? I didn't expect her to be so innocent."
"The simple Xiaolin is also very cute."
The second child agreed, and the third child nodded silently.
After eating a few"flavored field mice", the eldest child asked:
"By the way, the script just now, what about women's clothing, tell me in detail."
Hearing this, the second brother's eyes lit up, and he whispered:
"Is such that"
——
Upstairs.
Lin Youzi felt a stomachache.
He rolled around on the bed.
He didn't know why his stomach hurt so much, and what happened to this"holy water protection", wouldn't it be triggered!
He felt like an electric drill was drilling in his stomach, it hurt so much!
The physique of the first level of the Yellow Realm was like a fake, completely unable to resist"real damage".
It hurts so much
"Ah, this Holy Water Blessing, please trigger it quickly, I am going to die."
Holy Water Blessing means that it is powerless. This is not a negative state, but a physiological state.
Some hormones are fighting in Lin Youzi's body, trying to completely remove the excess things!
The eighth petal is already stirring, and it will light up with just one stimulation.
In the severe pain, he pressed the quilt on his stomach, letting the warmth dispel the pain.
But it was useless, the churning feeling was still there!
He didn't know what happened, and thought he had a stomachache from eating something wrong, so he ran to the bathroom and sat on the toilet.
Until his legs were numb, the pain did not subside at all.
He also felt cold. In a desperate attempt, he thought of taking a shower. As long as he caught a cold, he could trigger the"Holy Water Blessing".
In this way, this pain should be dispelled.
It must be said that Lin Youzi is very smart and found the BUG.
Very quickly.
He took off all his clothes and started to wash with cold water. In
November, the cold water at noon was quite cold.
The water from the shower head slid down along the delicate collarbone.
Tick-tick-tick-- his whole body was shivering from the cold.
But he continued to insist, just to make himself catch a cold!
In the cold, his stomach seemed to hurt even more.
He looked down.
He thought of the words at the dinner table again....
Whose little bird is so small!
Hiss, he felt his stomach hurt again. Unconvinced, he tried to activate the little bird.
The first time he activated it, it failed.
The second time he activated it, it failed....Activation failed!
It couldn't work.
Even though he looked at his attractive flat belly, the perfect body proportions, thin waist, and hips.
Pah.
Lin Youzi felt that he was being ignored. How could he describe himself like this?
But this body is really good. Except for the two missing fat lumps, everything else is perfect.
"Aqiu."
It's so cold, the immune system starts to work.
It detects that the host is"sick" and immediately responds.���Brain. The brain gave action instructions to the host to stop the self-abuse.
But the host had gone"crazy", he didn't care, he just kept pouring cold water on him.
God didn't pour cold water on Lin Youzi, but he went to get poured on himself.
What a fool.
Finally.
After half an hour of cold water.
His body was shaking, his teeth were chattering, and his stomach was still hurting.
Under multiple negative states, the"holy water blessing" was triggered.
A blue light rippled by.
All the negative states disappeared instantly, and the water in his hair was dried.
Lin Youzi suddenly felt refreshed, his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer weak, and he could climb 25 floors in one breath without any effort
"Hahaha, I am indeed smart."
He was so happy that he fell back and lay on the bed in a big shape, kicking his slippers. His long white legs were exposed to the air without any cover, his bathrobe was messy, his hair was messy, and there was a smile on his face.
He was exposed!
But it didn't matter, he was the only one who could see this beautiful scene, and he was happy that his stomach didn't hurt anymore.
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