After Transmigrating Into a Villain Cannon Fodder Male Zerg

"Mr. Lu, please look here."

The sun was shining close to noon, but Lu Mo's face looked like three years of severe drought followed by three years of floods, and every muscle on his face revealed "I am very unhappy."

Such a green face appeared in the high-definition camera, as if he was the fugitive caught.

The police station dedicated photographer carried his equipment and smiled at Lu Mo with a warm smile: "Mr. Lu,? You can read the lines."

Lu Mo: "..."

Machel had already been escorted to prison first, but Lu Mo's bounty had twists and turns, and it was troublesome.

The police officer said that in order to guide the social trend, to build a better society of Zerg, and to promote the construction of moral standards, he hoped that Lu Mo could stay and shoot a short film.

Lu Mo looked at the police officer coldly: "What if I refuse?"

Mr. Police Officer smiled and faced: "Don’t let the good insects and good things be left out-the pennant will arrive at your home in three days, escorted by a hundred police cars! Beat the drums and gongs all the way to ensure that the insects of All Emperor Star know what good things you have done, and believe you His reputation will soon be heard throughout the Zerg."

Lu Mo: "..."

Lu Mo reached out to the police officer: "It doesn't have to be so troublesome. We have to save. Extravagance and waste are bad behavior."

The police officer was moved with tears in his eyes: "Nowadays, males like you are really rare."

The two insects had a cordial meeting, exchanged harmonious opinions, and reached a consensus.

With a "pop", the spotlight was on, although the sun was very bright, but if you were to shoot like this, Lu Mo's expression would easily make the audience think that they were insufficiently funded, and the effect of the shooting would affect the reputation of the police station like an orphan.

Mr. Policeman held the inscription board and jumped aside: "Mr. Lu Mo, look here! Look here!"

Lu Mo took a deep breath against the myocardial infarction, and felt that this scene seemed familiar. Like every year's company summary meeting, he praised the company's Wei Guangzheng with his Sima face.

He thought angrily, must let the editing be mosaic! This is the final compromise.

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【In the prison】

"Go in."

Machel was pushed and fell into the cold room. His shoulder hit the hard wall, making a loud noise.

From here to the door of the prison, you need to go through many levels, and each level needs to be opened by a specific prison guard. And this room is constructed with high-strength metal. The whole room is airtight, and I can't even feel the passage of time when I stay in it. I can only count on three meals a day.

Only the most vicious criminals will receive such high-level surveillance.

Machel has a lot of crimes and has a record of escape. This time, he must be brought to justice.

"It's so rude." Maccher sat up, moved his neck, made a clucking sound of joint friction, he stretched out his slender tongue and licked his lips, and smiled at the prison guard at the door, "You know how I am. Did you kill that A-class female?"

"I pulled off his wings, cut off his limbs, and pushed him to the ground with an iron rod, so that he could only squirm and scream-it was a good show..."

"Wait." Maichel said with a smirk: "I will definitely make you scream better than him."

The guard held his hat up, his facial features were clear and juicy, and his skin showed a pale and almost transparent texture because he hadn't seen the sky all the year round. At first glance, his face was extremely cold and rigid.

Hearing what Machel said, the look of the prison guard did not change a bit, as if he hadn't heard Maccher telling him about his cruel behavior.

"The sentence will be executed in three days," the guard said, "if you have a request for the last meal, you can tell me."

He stood there and waited patiently for a while, but all that was waiting was the vicious swearing of Macell. He said: "Since you didn't ask for it, then follow the usual rules."

The metal cell door slowly closed in front of him, and Maccher will spend the last three days of his life here until he is taken to torture—

That's strange.

Maccher chuckles.

He was exceptionally quiet when he was in the police car just now, not because of his fate, but because the adult had brought him a message.

[Wait quietly, and I will find a scapegoat for you in three days. 】

This is the style of that adult, as long as he does things for him, he will never abandon you! He is like a patriarch, inclusive of every subordinate. Even a villain like Machel would enthusiastically admire the adult, and would be willing to seduce him.

Machel relaxed and lay flat on the ground. He stared at the silver-white ceiling with triangular eyes and began his next plan.

Ling...

He finally discovered the weakness of the female. But it was too cheap just to kill Lu Mo Ling, Maccher preferred to cut the meat with a blunt knife, slowly torturing his target.

This time he was negligent and didn't understand the target's character, thinking he would be as stupid as a pig like other males.

No wonder even adults have to warn him that this male is beyond imagination.

But it doesn't matter, he will be more cautious next time, as he has done before. He almost couldn't wait to see Ling's miserable end when he completely lost the male worm's favor...

At this moment, there was an exceptionally sharp tingling pain from the back of Maccher's neck, and he conditioned it with a slap, and there was a squeaky sensation in the palm of his hand as a bug was crushed.

Looking at the broken black bug remains in his hand, Maccher frowned: Will there be bugs in this kind of prison?

Boom.

The heart beat suddenly, as if about to jump out of his throat. Maccher's eyes were splitting, and he pinched his neck.

"Help…"

Something entered his spiritual sea, and the severe pain was as if his spiritual sea was about to be torn in half.

It hurts, it hurts, it hurts--

Maccher twisted desperately on the ground, his nails split in half, but he didn't feel it at all. The pain from the sea of ​​spirit has surpassed everything.

He climbed a step forward, stretched out his hand in the direction of the door, and screamed, "Help!!"

The miserable voice echoed in the prison, and no one could save him.

Maccher will be punished as he deserves, but for the crimes he committed, all this is far from enough.

It's just a little reward for the victims.

Until Maichel's voice was completely extinguished, a certain gem inlaid in the wheel of fortune made a slight crackling sound and turned into ashes.

…

【Ding! The halo of the protagonist of Song Jianshu has been recovered. 】

[Current recovery progress: 25%. 】

Lu Mo's movements paused.

The system faintly said: [Are you curious, how come I was released early? 】

Lu Mo quickly covered up the past: [Why, my closest friend, it's great that you can come back. I'm so sad these days without you. 】

【Ha ha. 】

The system yelled dissatisfiedly: [If you really want to express your apologies, you should raise my commission a little bit. You must know that my current share is very conscientious in all systems, only 30%! If you adjust to 40%, I can forgive you for the harm you caused to me—]

Lu Mo said calmly: [It doesn't matter, all my scum value up to now can be given to you. 】

[Really, really? ! ] The system’s voice revealed a bit of joy, [Well, I admit that you are still a relatively good host, only a little bit worse than my last host! For the sake of your love for me, I only take 50%...]

Lu Mo: [Hmm. 】

He turned his head and shouted to Ling, "Ling, where is the TV remote control?"

Ling sat on the sofa on one side and opened his hand to him: "I've looked for it everywhere, but none of them."

Lu Mo looked at him suspiciously: "You stand up."

Lu Mo stretched his hand into the gap in the sofa and took out their remote control for an hour in front of Ling.

Ling raised his eyebrows: "The hero is really wise and martial."

Lu Mo snorted and said disgustedly: "It's really a female who can't do anything well. She pesters me every day. Didn't I feed you enough? You little fairy who grinds insects..."

Ling looked at Lu Mo in surprise, he didn't seem to expect Lu Mo to say such a thing. The tips of his ears were a little red, and he was embarrassed: "Where did you learn it..."

Lu Mo's eyes lit up, he pressed his chin on Ling's shoulder and leaned close to Ling's ear and said something softly.

Ling grabbed the corner of Lu Mo's clothes, and didn't know what expression he should use to face his hero.

For females like him, he has heard more vulgar words, even insulting. Ling had already turned a blind eye, not to mention that others might not have as much vocabulary as him.

However, when Lu Mo had bright eyes and said to him with a novel look... these words, Ling felt that his whole body was about to curl up.

Mother god...

How can he be so cute...

Ling groaned and groaned, and finally couldn't help covering his eyes with the back of his hand, pressing his other hand on Lu Mo's shoulder, and said in a weak voice, "Master, please don't say that."

Lu Mo was immediately encouraged!

He learned these from the books collected by the system. Although the system left him briefly, the spirit of the system's love of learning was well inherited by Lu Mo.

He bit Ling's ear and muttered his newly learned vocabulary.

Ling's face became redder and redder, and finally couldn't help but push Lu Mo away: "Lord Xiong, don't you want to watch TV?"

His red eyes were slightly moist, like pomegranates stained with dew.

Lu Moyi still sat back, "Well, my dear female gentleman. You are always like this, your mouth refuses to admit, and the body is very active, which really bothers me."

Ling: "..."

Okay, okay, what else can he say?

The system screamed in Lu Mo's mind.

[What have you done! Lu Mo! Why is your scum value all deducted, I clearly remember that there were some left when I left! 】

Lu Mo turned on the TV: [Perhaps because of this. 】

At exactly seven o'clock, the news network began. Although the world view is very different, Lu Mo can find a lot of strange sense of sight in some strange little details.

For example, when he was passing by a certain elementary school before, a group of puppies in blue and white school uniforms hulled past him, their schoolbag straps hung around their necks, and they ran up and down.

Another example is this news network.

"Recently, the vicious criminal Maccher was finally arrested and sent to prison. But according to the police officer, the biggest hero this time turned out to be an enthusiastic male. What is going on?"

The beautiful female host smiled: "Next, let us watch this short film that touches society."

The camera turns.

On the wide square, the black-haired and green-eyed male worm stood upright. He looked at the camera coldly and said coldly: "I just did what I should do. Facing a criminal with a heinous crime, I think every worm Everyone is obliged to come forward and act bravely when righteous, and we must not allow such criminals to run around in the society!"

He raised his hand to the camera and compared his heart stiffly: "Do you have the courage to do what is right today?"

The male face outside the lens was pale green.

He squinted his eyes and patrolled the entire screen little by little, and finally found what he wanted in the center of the screen.

Three tiny prints of "pictures are for reference only" at the bottom right of instant noodles were hit on Lu Mo's forehead.

#Mosaic#

System: [=口=天, which. 】

Lu Mo: [One more thing...]

The system voice trembled: [What, what's the matter? 】

Lu Mo's voice is brisk: [I accidentally registered as a referee, I'm afraid I won't be able to become a mature fighter. 】

System: [Ahhhhh, shut up! shut up! 】

Lu Mo calmly took a sip of boiled water.

I don't know why, as long as the system is by his side, he will feel that his miserable level has plummeted by a hundred points.

Be grateful for life, and have you with me all the way, my dear system.

The system choked up and said: [Go and kill the mother bug, Lu Mo, there is no other way to save you and my scum value. 】

Lu Mo posted a sticker on Ling's body and kissed Ling's blushing cheeks, smiling elegantly and confidently: [I refuse. 】

System: [qaq嘤. 】

Lu Mo, I hate you for being heartless.

The author has something to say: Sitting at five o'clock to eight o'clock, there is not a word

There is only one word in my heart

[Goodbye mom, I'm going to sail tonight]

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