After Transmigration, I Spit Rainbow Farts and Overturned the Car

The original owner's Weibo name was originally called "Lin Xiaoluo, come on", and the temperament of ants walking for ten years is not in line with her elegance and nobleness, so she silently changed it to "Did Wangcai get rich today?"

Low-key, luxurious and easy to feed.

And no one can guess it is her, so there is no shame in posting rainbow farts on Weibo.

Lin Luo held toast in his mouth, and quickly clicked with his fingers:

to Ji Chian:

Brother, you are the most handsome man in the world, handsome, **** and domineering! Ahhhhh! !

However, Brother Tong is ruthless: "The system prompts that the content of Weibo is perfunctory and has a high overlap rate, which is unqualified."

...

Ah Tong is really strict.

Lin Luo deleted Weibo, thought for a while, and typed out:

to Ji Chian:

When there is an unselectable turn in my life and I have to have a secret, thank you for your trust and your protection. good Morning.

"Points + 3."

Sure enough, rainbow fart also needs a soul.

Lin Luo patted his stomach, stretched, and swayed slowly towards the study.

She tested it last night. As long as Ji Chian doesn’t go to the father’s side, go to the manor, go swimming on the roof, or go out, the study is considered a safety center. She will not stick to her facelessly. .

But as soon as he opened the door, Ji Chi'an was already dressed in a white suit, well-dressed, a few thieves of the kind, wearing gold glasses, set on the high bridge of the nose, looking like a thief.

All of a sudden, the cold and abstinence from the outside world came out, and he was no different from the muscular man who performed the temptation in the swimming pool last night. Lin Luo couldn't help but make up for Ji Chi'an's happy life in the future. During the day, the beast in clothing and the angry male dog at night , Tusk tusk, buy one get one free, experience the thrill of cheating and **** every day.

and many more……

"Is President Ji going out?"

"Yeah." Ji Chian replied lazily, lowered his head and put on his watch with a "click".

"That season, I always wait a while, I will clean up and go out with you right away."

"No." Ji Chian didn't give her any face, "You stay at home and continue your work yesterday. It is a private matter for me to go out today."

"It must be inconvenient for Mr. Ji to be alone. I can help Mr. Ji carry things."

"I have nothing."

"I can drive Mr. Ji."

"I think my driving skills are better than you."

"I can..." Lin Luo couldn't think of any other use for him for a while, and his voice aggrievedly lowered, "Can I go with you? I'm at home alone, afraid."

Ji Chian's hands on the buttons of his suit stiffened. How do you listen to this? It feels like a...left-behind child?

Yes, let her stay at his home as a little girl. She must be scolded by her grandfather when she comes back at night. She nodded: "Then you can keep up. You don't have to clean up, it won't be great anyway."

"Thank Mr. Ji."

But go to you, you are the first man who dares to say that I am not good, very good, you caught my attention.

As soon as he got in the car, the car phone rang, and Ji Chian pressed the answer button.

"Hey, Chi An, when are you here? All my brothers are here, and I have brought a lot of beautiful little sisters to have lunch together at noon. We will go to the club together in the evening. Don't do anything."

...

Oh, man, rich man, rich man who doesn't know what to do.

Ji Chian noticed that Lin Luo, who was standing next to him, didn't squint at his neck, and had an expression of "I knew it", and his temples jumped: "Lu Shaoxing, are you tired of your life."

"Oh, Chi An, that's your fault. I haven't returned to China for a whole year. It doesn't matter if you don't prepare me for the beautiful lady's baptism. You still scold me when I prepare for you. You are too much."

Ji Chi'an was expressionless: "I remember that we first made an appointment to eat alone, so now we give you two choices, one is to dismiss the unrelated people, and the other is to disappear."

"Don't... Brother Ji, Weiwei and the others are here."

"Because they are there, I don't want to meet."

Ji Chi's safety and Cheng's expression and tone of "I don't care if I have friends, I am the hangest anyway", Lin Luo felt that the person on the other end of the phone must be a holy father to endure him for so many years.

Sure enough, the Holy Father had no choice but to compromise: "Well, you will be single for a lifetime. Sooner or later you will get out of the cabinet..."

Ji Chian couldn't bear it, hung up the phone, and turned around to see that Lin Luozheng's pupils dilated and held his breath.

"Lu Shaoxing this person..."

"It's okay, President Ji, you don't need to explain, I understand and respect everything, and I will be tight-lipped, and I will never tell anyone!"

She just said. Yesterday, seeing Ji Chi'an wearing swimming trunks, she didn't feel like it was good. She was still indifferent to her beauty.

Ji Chian felt a headache: "I don't like men..."

"Yeah, President Ji, I know." Lin Luo nodded frantically and tried to be sincere, but everyone could tell that she didn't listen.

Ji Chian didn't know for a while whether he should choose to be a **** or an old man in a deep cabinet, so he closed his mouth helplessly and drove the car silently.

"Points-3."

Hey, if you are wronged, if you don't care about things, who asked him to call hands-free.

The car drove all the way to the gate of Yifeng Mansion. The blooming roses in early summer were covered with ancient fences and walls. The huge European-style buildings of the last century were quietly located here.

The mansion manager is obviously familiar with Ji Chian, and he greeted him when he saw his car from a distance: "Mr. Ji, please here, Mr. Lu is already waiting for you in the second floor box."

"it is good."

When the manager was leading the way, he couldn't help but look back at Lin Luo. It was the first time that Mr. Ji brought a girl here in so many years.

Lu Shaoxing was stunned when he saw Lin Luo, "Little wild cat?"

Lin Luo: "Huh?"

Ji Chian in front of her gave him a cold look, and he quickly changed his words: "Ah, nothing is nothing, just saw a wild cat slipping past the door, this is..."

"Lin Luo." Ji Chian unbuttoned his suit and sat down opposite Lu Shaoxing. After thinking for a while, he stood up again and pulled away the chair beside him.

...

Lu Shaoxing: I think I'm blind, and Brother Ji can actually pull a chair!

Lin Luo: Grandpa taught well!

"Thank you, President Ji." Lin Luo smiled sweetly and sat down gracefully.

In front of the brothers, the face that should be given to the man still has to be given.

Lu Shaoxing sat opposite, secretly looking at Lin Luo.

Little wild cat has no makeup today, and when he looks at it under the light from such a close distance, his skin has no blemishes. Does this person have no pores? How does she perspire? The eyelashes are long and curled, the nose is quite straight, the curve of the neck is also beautiful, and the collarbone is also very delicate.

Even if he is not dressed up, he is as delicate as a porcelain doll.

As he was looking at it, Lu Shaoxing felt as if he had been shot by a gaze that smelled like nuclear weapons. As he rolled his eyes, Ji Chian was staring at him in death.

Good-looking is good-looking, we can't afford it.

He bowed his head and picked up the phone.

"Brother Ji, I was wrong. You said that the little wild cat is coming. I will definitely not fix those bells and whistles."

Ji Chian glanced at the phone, ignored him, turned to look at Lin Luo: "Is it done?"

"Well, it's ready."

"it is good."

The waiter took the menu and asked, "Mr. Lu, can you serve the red wine you used to wake us up?"

"OK, thank you."

Lu Shaoxing is a bit romantic, good-tempered, and loves to laugh. He squinted peachy eyes with a smile, making the waiter blush: "Okay, wait a minute."

"Okay, don't sneer." After the waiter went out, Ji Chian gave him a lazy look, "The wine you ordered, you drink it alone. I drove the car today."

"It's not that the mansion doesn't drive on behalf of you. It's a big deal. The buddy finally came back. Wouldn't you be honest with me for a drink?"

"The two-seater I drove today can't be called on behalf of the driver." Ji Chi'an took a sip from his water glass.

Lu Shaoxing reacted for a while, opened two seats, one for him and one for him, so one more would naturally be Lin Luo, that is to say...

Lu Shaoxing knew that the brother's first peach blossom in 27 years, he had to take care of it carefully, to add to the excitement, and to stimulate the interest.

So after the wine was delivered, Lu Shaoxing took a cup to Lin Luo and smiled gently and politely: "Chi An can't drive to drink today, can Miss Lin have a face?"

Lin Luo has always been drinking well, and seeing Ji Chi'an didn't stop him, thinking that it would save the boss and his friends' face, so he agreed.

As a result, Ji Chian’s cell phone rang just as soon as he poured the wine. He glanced at the number and his expression sank slightly: "If something is going on, I will go out and answer the phone."

The eyebrows are somewhat solemn.

But Lin Luo and Lu Shaoxing both felt it was up to them to worry about it, because if Ji Chi'an couldn't solve it, the two of them would have nothing to do with each other, so they chose to drink and talk together.

Lu Shaoxing is a typical dude. Because his ancestors have been too rich for generations, he has lost his dreams in life. Relying on his peach blossom and affection, he is gone forever on the road to harm women.

The persecutors are generally counter-harmed. After a few glasses of wine, his eyes are red, and he begins to talk to Lin Luoxu about how his Xiaoxue Anna and Nova have ruthlessly abandoned him. His young soul has suffered. How many beautiful women hurt, the more they talk about it, the more excited they are, drinking when they are excited, and getting more excited when they drink, a vicious circle, it is not just pulling Lin Luo together.

The last two bottles of red wine were drunk, and a bottle of white was served.

After a drop of alcohol, Ji Chi'an hasn't returned yet. Lin Luo felt a headache when he looked at the man who was crying with his nose and tears on the opposite side. He had known that he had such a bad drinking capacity, so he shouldn't drink with him, Ji Chi Ann is not here, how can she deal with it?

And although she had a good drinking capacity, she couldn't stand the red and white mixing. The front was okay. Now she has been sitting for a while, but she feels that her stamina is coming up and her head is a little dizzy.

With a sudden "Wow", Lu Shaoxing was about to retching. Lin Luo called the waiter a few times, but did not respond. Worried that he would really throw up here, he hurriedly helped him to the bathroom.

Lu Shaoxing was not as tall as Ji Chi'an, but he was also 1.78 meters tall. He was drunk and lost balance and consciousness. Lin Luo supported him, and he couldn't help but leaned his center of gravity over. Lin Luo was 90. Wherever Jin’s bones could bear it, the two walked crookedly, very embarrassed.

It happened to hit Ji Chian at the door of the bathroom.

He put one hand in his pocket, holding the phone in the other, standing at the door, looking at the two people with crimson complexion and alcohol, infinite irritability rose in his heart.

With a calm face, he pulled Lu Shaoxing past Lu Shaoxing, supported him with one hand, and then looked down at Lin Luo coldly: "If you can't drink, don't drink, what it looks like."

Jiuzhuang was guilty, and Lin Luo also raised his head and tilted his chin: "I didn't drink too much, but your friend drank too much. You and your friend ate halfway through the meal, and people are gone. I will help you take care of your friend. What are you fierce?"

Ji Chi'an still has a bad expression: "You can call a waiter, there is no need to help him personally. Do you think it is plausible to let him lean on you?"

Lin Luo sneered: "It's just normal physical contact, no hands or feet, and no thoughts. Why does Ji Zong think that it is not plausible? Did your friend call plausible when he vomited in the box?"

Ji Chian looked sideways at the person who couldn't help retching in his hands, frowned, picked him up and walked to the bathroom, and closed the door with a "bang".

"Points-5".

Lin Luo only felt that this person was simply unreasonable and didn't know what he was angry about. If it wasn't for the reason that he had helped her, it would be thankless for her to pay attention to helping him coax his friends everywhere today.

"Ding Dong."

"The system randomly has prizes for question and answer, why is Ji Chian angry?"

Lin Luo was not angry: "How do I know."

As soon as he answered, a soft male voice came from the bathroom: "Ji Chian, I have a headache, you hold me."

...

Lin Luo suddenly appeared!

"Ji Chian is jealous?"

"Correct answer, +3 points."

Damn it! Ji Chian turned out to be an old man in the deep cabinet! Still like his hair small! The rich old man and the romantic young master, tut tut, she was wrong, she was too insightful to see, understanding.

System: I think something is wrong, but the Q&A is over and the points have been settled, then... forget it, it doesn’t matter, I’ll talk about it next time.

In the bathroom, Ji Chian coldly watched this low-mind person who became drunk and coquettish as soon as he got drunk and made a move that he had wanted to do for so many years:

Push Lu Shaoxing's head into the toilet.

"Wow-wow-wow -"

"Wow-wow-wow -"

Ji Chian was unparalleled.

Outside the bathroom, Lin Luo was afraid that Ji Chi'an would take Lu Shaoxing directly away. He stayed at the door and did not dare to walk. He leaned back against the wall and stretched his legs lazily forward. He got a little drunk, bowed his head, and his hair slipped from his shoulders. , Half covering her cheeks flushed slightly.

"sister?"

While squinting, there was a clean voice above her head. Lin Luo was stunned. She remembered that the original owner was a single child?

Energetic, raised his head, and saw a thin young man grinning at her with a grin and big white teeth: "Sister, why are you here?"

"Ah, Lin Yuan, I'm here to accompany President Ji to receive friends." Lin Luo was very fond of this kid, so she smiled softly at him, she was a somewhat upright Danfeng, and she would squint slightly when she smiled. I get up, a little charming, Meili is a little naive.

The child has not yet talked about love, so he blushed and rubbed his nose: "My sister is really hard. I have to go to work and have to record shows and socialize. Mr. Ji doesn't pity Xiangyu too much."

"Well, yes." Lin Luo nodded solemnly, "He is broken, male boss."

Lin Yuan didn't expect her to be so straightforward, and he chuckled: "Then you praised him so much on the live broadcast, I thought my sister was always interesting to Ji."

Lin Luo laughed lowly, "A kid is a kid, I believe everything I say, I'll coax him."

Because of Wei Wei's drunkenness, his tone was childish, and it sounded like a child's complaint. Unlike any serious words, Lin Yuan also had a little juvenile disposition and played a playful heart: "Then the sister praised me? Is it true? Is it fake?"

"Really, of course it is true." Lin Luo blurted out, "You are good-looking, young and sensible, youthful and vigorous, and the cooking is very delicious. All of these are true. My sister fan likes you. ."

After Lin Luo had a position in the circle in his previous life, he brought many younger generations like Lin Yuan, and some words were habitually reeled out. However, the speaker had no intention, but the listener had the heart.

"Points -5."

The author has something to say: after marriage.

On a broad day, Ji Chian was well-dressed and respectful, grabbing Lin Luo and pressing it on the study table.

Lin Luo: In broad daylight! Point your face!

Ji Saogou: Don't you want to experience the thrill of cheating every day. You need it at night and during the day to get a good experience.

Lin Luo: QAQ

Luoluo’s misunderstanding of Ji Zong’s sexual orientation will continue until Mr. Ba read her mind and teach her how to be a man (don’t ask me how to teach, pull the lamp!)